Hi /jp/. This is Remilia from the Scarlet Devil Mansion in Gensoukyo

and???

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"I like to wear nothing at all"?

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"i need your yogurt" ?

>>16145689
*kefir

>>16145647
I want to egg the Scarlet mansion and throw garlic in her garden

>>16145647
>I was wondering if you could teach me how to be as awesome as you
We were born that way.

>>16145647
Oh no, they killed Remi! They drove a stake through her heart!

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>>16145647
Alright, my dude
The number one first step is to take it easy
Rinse and repeat and one day you'll be almost as awesome as I am
Almost

>>16145647
I want to be as awesome as Remilia.

>>16145684
wtf she is exposing the lewdest part of her body

please delete

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>>16145647
>I am a vampire

Get the FUCK out!

>>16148731
Vampire lolis are very lewd creatures. She probably enjoys showing herself like that.

I want to do vile and disgusting sexual things to this vampire.

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>>16145684

>>16148788
Get in the line.
Remimi is a very popular girl.

>>16145647
>I am a vampire and

and what?

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Vampires ruin everything

[ ] Remilia
[ ] Remirya
[ ] Remi
[ ] Remimi
[ ] The Remimi
[ ] Ojou sama

>>16149004
BEAN BADDIE

>>16148808
This only makes it lewder somehow.

>>16149004
[ ] Remiry

>>16149004
[x] genuflect

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>>16149004
[X] Ojou-sama

I want to dedicate my life to serving the mistress!

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>>16149268

>>16149004

Remi-chan.

>>16149004
[X] Remilia
[ ] Remirya
[X] Remi
[X] Remimi
[X] The Remimi
[X] Ojou sama

Remirya just sounds wrong to me. I'd call her all the other things though and many more.

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>>16149286
Suffice to say that I'm incredibly jealous of Sakuya.

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>>16145747
That's super cute. I want to take her home with me.

>>16149319
Sakuya has THE best job. She gets to take care of a vampire loli 24/7, probably even helps Remilia dress.

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>>16149325
Getting to spend your days with, and devoting yourself to serving such a superior being is probably the definition of heaven, I agree.

I want the Remimi to bully my filthy neet penis with her pure white loli feet!

>>16149297
You're asking to be torn to shreds by addressing her like that, really.

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>>16149380
>>16149325
take a free of charge (You) for your patrician taste

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How does the Remimi manage to promote such obsessive devotion among her fans?

>>16149544
she doesn't do anything because she isn't real

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I want to bite her belly!

>>16148928
"i am a vampire and here's a million dollars?"

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>>16150065
But anon, her belly doesn't look to be eatable.

>>16150115
nibblekiss

>>16150115
I don't know anon, she looks delicious to me.

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>>16150054
Why does Remilia have medium-sized tits on that image? That's just wrong.

>>16150065
Vamp bellies are for smooching, not biting!

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>>16150616
vampire loli bellies are for smearing my hot filthy semen on.

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>>16150482
But anons, that tummy is for jell'o l/ cream icking not nibbling.

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>>16149004
[ ] Remilia
[ ] Remirya
[ ] Remi
[ ] Remimi
[ ] The Remimi
[ ] Ojou sama
[X] SMUG SMUGGY SMUG SMUG SMUGGER SMUGGEST SMUG

>>16149004
[x] Remilia
[ ] Remirya
[x] Remi
[x] Remimi
[ ] The Remimi
[ ] Ojou sama

>>16151389
AND >>16149041

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>>16151360

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Now that I think about it, shouldn't Rumia be a great partner to Remilia? Rumia produces darkness and can alter the ambient so it's always twilight/midnight in a small ratio, that sounds useful as fuck for someone like Remilia or any night creature in general.

>>16151447
You'd think so, but I'd imagine that Rumia is too chaotic(wants to eat everybody, etc.), and Remi too arrogant to want to associate with a weakling, for them to want to associate with eachother is probably the reason I'd guess. Remi has her parasols, anyway.

>>16145747
It's snowing but Remi isn't wearing anything to cover her legs aside from her bloomers? What in the world is the little bat thinking.

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loli Remi best Remi

>>16149611
Y-You're wrong!

>>16151564
It's all for show. She's a vampire, she doesn't actually feel the cold.

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>>16150616
>>16150807
Both of you are wrong. Clearly, they're supposed to filled up and expand.

>>16151803
wet water best water

>>16151564
She's doing it because it's sexier like this. She's actually a very a lewd girl.

wow pedos. stay away from the mansion.

>>16152367
drink water because thirst

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>>16153148
Don't tell me to stay away from my wife.

I want to give the Remimi a big, wet, unmistakably sexual adult kiss as I lewdly grope and fondle her loli body!
I'll do the most perverted and disgusting things to her!

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>>16155040
I want to do the same things.

The mistress was made for sexual bullying.

>>16145647
Sunbathing.
Lots and lots and lots of sunbathing.
Use mirrors and lenses to focus as much sunlight on the bare skin as possible, there is no such thing as "too much sunlight".
During the night wash continuously with abundant running water. A constant high pressure jet of water is even better.
Eat lots of soy beans, if it can harm a Oni then it's the right kind of bean, do bean scrubs by throwing the beans in the water jet.

>>16155040

I want to pump her whilst Sakura is forced to watch!

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>>16155132
You are a bully.

Is Remi even weak to soy beans? Isn't she supposed to be a western vampire? Wouldn't Garlic be her weakness?

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>>16155180
better force a couple pounds of each down her throat to find out

>>16149409
Why, what would happen if I called her Remi-chan?

>>16155180
That thing preys on humans
I'm a human
Eliminating this thing further improve the chances of survival as a species
Basic rules of nature, nothing too fancy, same way we eliminate pests, uproot and burn invasive plants and wage chemical warfare both within and without our own bodies against germs.

>>16155238
Simply put, you'd be killed for disrespecting her.

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>>16152367

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I want to be Remilia!

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>>16155451
Pests, invasive plants and germs aren't cute, mr. edgy utilitarian

>>16156119
Cute means shit if it's actively detrimental.

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>>16156154
Being cute makes whatever detrimental effect she might have irrelevant

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>>16155451
Have you considered the idea that because Remilia is biologically superior to you, your purpose in life as intended by Nature or whatever deity you believe in is to serve and act as food for her kind?

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>>16156363
I'm not sure that idea is the correct word for a fact, but he should at least consider it.

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I want to make lots of babies with her.

>>16155582
It's not disrespect if she is my daughter.

>>16149004
[X] Remilia
[X] Remi
[X] The Rememe
[X] Ojou sama

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>>16149004
[X] Supreme Bean Baddie

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>>16157023
Please don't impregnate the Remimi!

>>16149004
[ ] Remilia
[ ] Remirya
[ ] Remi
[ ] Remimi
[ ] The Remimi
[ ] Ojou sama
[ ] Remiry
[ ] Remi-chan
[ ] The Rememe
[ ] Rem
[ ] R.E.M.
[ ] Remiya Shirou
[ ] Hyper Chougiga Ultimate Bean Baddie

>>16156363
Biological means living.
It's a undead.
Thus is not living.
What else isn't living? Viruses
Viruses are de-facto parasites
Vampires=parasites
Parasites are one of those things that must be removed.
Q.e.d.

>>16145647
I'm a vampire and here's your own spaceship?

>>16158741
I will do it again and again until there are too many vampire babies for Gensokyo to handle.

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I want to lick her all over.

>>16158892
Ok

What are your thoughts on degrading the mistress?

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>>16159417
Unacceptable, the mistress should be the one doing the degrading

>>16159466
Remilia knows how to party

>>16159466
>cropped porn

What kind of monster are you?

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>>16159744
The kind of monster that has a static IP

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>this thread

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Made for bullying.

>>16151466
>Rumia is too chaotic(wants to eat everybody, etc.)
How to spot a secondary.

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>>16162504
no...

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>>16162518
Sexual bullying.

I want to be a maid at scarlet devil mansion and one day have remilia turn me into a vampire!

>>16164793
What is this and how can I watch/play it?

>>16164916
Looks like Custom Maid 3D 2.

>>16165025
Do you think Remilia would allow me to fuck the other girls of the mansion on the side when I'm married to her?
They're all so great.

>>16157023
Her body is tiny, she'd die if she gave birth.

>>16165079
She's already dead and vampires are very durable and have regenerative powers, she'd be fine.

>>16159784
But now I cannot properly reverse image search.

>>16145647
Remilia in her bat form.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVz8rvIl_vY

>>16150104
>>16158895
THEY GOT HER!!! Somebody stuck her with a stake through the heart! Oh, this is so sad! Oh Remilia, I pine for you.

>>16165171
Not trying to be an ass, but that crop provides more than enough elements to find it with a search on Danbooru. Teach a man to fish...

>>16164793
I want to mating press Flan-chan!

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>>16165612
I'll watch you and Flan while lewdly groping Remilias loli body.

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>>16165716

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>>16165716
Fucking rocket chairs.

>>16149415
I had fun playing that game. Thanks for reminding me I still need to finish the game with Sakuya.

>>16165315
The only "stake" Remilia took was mine and it wasn't through her heart, if you know what I mean.

>>16165757
What game? Please enlighten me.

>>16165767
Try iqdb

>>16165819
Thank you, this looks fantastic.

>>16165767
Sorry, I would have answered earlier but I've been distracted by the game... It's called Scarlet Curiosity (as you likely already found out). It is both fun and probably one of the best looking Touhou games out there to boot. Doesn't hurt that Remi is the main character either!

Does anyone have the Sakuya/Remi in San Francisco webms? I can't find mine.

>>16149312
[X] Emilia ?
[X] Emillie ?

>>16151466
rumia doesn't want to eat everybody, she actually find scaring/eating human to be a bother and prefer being a lazy schmuck
but she is indeed rather chaotic neutral, in that she doesn't give a fuck and just do whatever comes to her mind (which is mostly floating around)

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>>16158892
actually viruses aren't de facto parasit, some of them could be considered as living in some form of symbiosis, like the erpstein-barr and papilloma viruses.
wether they are living being or not is up to debate and i won't pronounce myself on the matter
there is also the fact that parasit are a part of the ecosystem just as much as any other organism, and as such play some role in its equilibrium

vampire are predators anyway, so ...

>>16155451
Fuck off roleplayer anon
It's a fucking touhou character you edgy faggot

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>>16166081

>>16166323
And, to wrap up all this nicely, I'll throw in a link to the actual video. Someone sent me it recently, coincidentally.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iW3Ck1Y6CWk

(not webm poster fyi)

>>16166266
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>>16166323
those looks amazing ! thanks anon !

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More Remi animations?

>>16166323

Thank you! I love these.

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>>16165171

>>16168639
lol

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>>16160025
I love that picture.

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>>16168744
Why are artists drawing Remi without her wings?

>>16169506
To unsuccessfully hide the fact they are bad at drawing.

>>16145647
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXTREKTaMRY

When did Eurobeat become awesome again, /jp/?

>You are an angel, as defined;
>So charismatic and refined
>Without a single flaw
>You're not a threat at all
>Or so I thought until the nightfall
>A crimson haze along the sky
>I see the bloodshed in your eye
>A dark and bloody sight
>Across a guilty night
>Is this the master of the nightfall?
>Your silhouette across the moon signals ?>all the world that you are the reason
>we scream in the night
>With every effort I have run clutching >ever for my gun but I turned and I'm
>staring you in the eyes!!!
>Chained lady of the night,
>Have you come to end my life?
>I have waited for this day,
>when all my soul would be drained away
>Chained lady, why is this
>all my veins that you have missed
>kissing me for all in sight
>You've come to take me away tonight!

>>16162518
Actually, there's something very cute about seeing her usually prideful demeanor reduced to something significantly less dominant.

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>>16172235
Remi's charisma was made to be broken.

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>>16169767
Pretty good desu.

I want Remilia to lick my feet

>>16174537
What kind of idiot brushes their hair with their hat on

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>>16174542
No!
You lick Remi's feet now!

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>>16174481
Only a little each time though.

Remi is for worshiping.

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>>16175863
Mankind ill needs a savior such as her!

Remi is for impregnation and avoidance of paternal responsabilities

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>>16176664
You would avoid your paternal responsibilities when the mother of your children is this cutie?

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Do not let this scary and dangerous vampire get near you. Running away to safety is most advised.

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>>16179505
Can't stay away from such beauty.

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Ojou-sama can speak english.

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>>16182428
Just another reason why she's the most beautiful and perfect being in Gensokyo.

>>16182428
It's amazing how chill canon Patche is compared to her anaemic bookworm fanon portrayals.

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>>16145647
I want Remilia to suck some blood from my dick.

Charisma Remi > Charisma Break Remi

>>16182542
Anemic bookworm Patchy isn't chill?

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>>16184325
I very much disagree.

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>>16184325
>>16184325
you gotta have both

>>16145647
To be as awesome as /jp/ the first thing you should do is undress.

>>16184690
The higher the charisma and pride, the more satisfying the fall from grace, and visa versa. It's the journey, not the destination.

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I want to marry her.

>>16187778
why would you marry a bean baddie

do you want to eat natto for the rest of your life

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>>16187377
a secret weak spot?

>>16187778
I want to flick this bean baddie's bean

>>16166345
Heaven forbid they ever hit Akihabara!

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>>16176542
What is a man? Nothing but a miserable little pile of autism!

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>>16191039
I want to do unspeakably lewd things to both vampire sisters.

>>16182386
Remi's such a baka, she must think that's Flan, and is worried she lost her wings!

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>>16191781
I think Remi would recognize her sister and Remi has no wings on that image either.

>>16191039
I want to faithfully serve Flandre-sama's feet until the day I die!

>>16191847
In the SDM you only serve Remilia. Even if you're Flandre's personal caretaker you're still Remilia's servant.

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>>16187813
You wouldn't marry this?

>>16191869
That's even better, though. It means you have two cute and wonderful mistresses to serve instead of just one.

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Can vampires get pregnant?

>>16191948
I'd usually say no, because undead, but Remilia can manipulate fate. If she wants to get pregnant with your child she probably can. She could probably even impregnate you if she wanted to.

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Bellysandwich

>>16191039
Damn straight

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>>16191948
Of course that's where dhampirs come from

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How can one bean baddie be so cute?

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>>16191972
I'll take 10.

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I want to hold her hand!

>>16197867
I want to rub my dick on her wings.

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!!!

>>16199131
She broke way to quickly and abruptly in that.

>>16201029
Kirby can now throw unlimited beans!

>>16199305
Did you expect anything else from hentai writing? It's often way below what should be average.

>>16201029
That crying Remi is way too cute.

I guess ojou-sama really is made for bullying.

>>16199131
sauce

>>16201302
Remilia_scarlet mind_break

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>>16201331
Those are 2 tags that should never be searched together.

>>16202739
Why is Flan bigger than Sakuya?

>>16182428
she is obviously a brit
>scarlet=english family name
>flandre, a name of a region that is only used in western europe (france, netherland, germany maybe, england and belgic)

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>>16206162
I like to think she's british. Only ZUN can say for sure though.

>>16206281
does she like fish n chips?

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Don't go if these two invite you over for dinner.

>>16207713
Even if she was british - I don't think fish n chips were a thing in 1500, when she was born.

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>>16207717
Kinda hard to say no

>>16207717
Why

>>16207717
I want to break in that room, eat their pastries and cum on their pearly white exposed backs!

>>16207717
They can consume my flesh as long as they drain me of semen first!

>>16207972
That vampire butt.

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>>16191039
Autism?! You are a shut in and live in a basement!

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>>16212720
She's cute, so it's okay.

>>16212720
But enough of this post chain, have at you!

A hot mix of my blood and my filthy disgusting yellowish semen sloshing inside her tummy!

>>16217608
Why yellowish?

>>16217722
yours isn't?

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Why is remi so qt

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>>16221560
I don't know either, but she really is.
I want her so much.

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I want Remi to stare at me with lustful eyes.

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>>16222415
I want to stare at her with lustful eyes.

>>16149004
[ ] Remilcia

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>>16222422
What is Cirno afraid of?

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>>16222448
>>16222415
But do you lust for remi's eyes

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>>16145647
I want to brutally torture Remilia, I want to embarrass her and make her seem the lewdest of all in Gensokyo! Her arrogance her pride I want to see it destroyed! I want to see her fall from experiencing every orgasm I inflict on her!

A good Remilia is a fallen Remilia.

>>16227170
Too far, too much wasted time.
Just point enough sunlight at it's position and use a high power water cutter to remove the limbs until only ashes remain (or is otherwise "no longer existing").
Every second spent in frivolities like torture is one more second in which it's alive (or in this particular case, animate) and one less second that could be better used towards eliminating more youkais.

>>16227202
But it's more satisfying to prolong the torture thus destroying her pride. This would be a complete victory, if you just kill her than it's a victory, but a boring one.

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>>16227170
So do you want to torture her or just fuck her? That didn't get clear from your post.

>>16227202
>use a high power water cutter to remove the limbs

I don't think it works like that. Running water weakens her, but it doesn't cause actual damage, otherwise Patchouli wouldn't have conjured rain in EoSD while Remilia was outside.

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>>16227170
>make her seem the lewdest of all in Gensokyo

She already is the lewdest in Gensokyo. She's the most beautiful too.

>>16227749
Running water weakens it, the abrasive particles being carried at a fuckton miles per hour do the rest.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCsoC3i7JYc

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>>16227801
>Running water weakens it

You calling her "it" triggers me more than anything else in this thread.

>>16227749
Why not both? You get two uses out of the monster.

>>16228890
"He" and "her" are used only on things that have value

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>>16229247

>>16228890
>>16229247
Furthermore, youkais are coalesced superstition, he or she make as much sense as calling a cow a sardine.
Thus the only correct term is "it"

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>>16229247
So only her money has value. That is interesting.

>>16227170
>>16227202
I think everyone here knows that you two don't have the abbility and courage to do those things. I don't have respect for people that when confronted with a better (and in this case perfect) being, see that not as a motivation to better themself but instead trying to bring that being down to or below their level. The patheticness of such behaviour almost deserves pity, if it weren't for the vile behaviour that spawns from it. Your fantasies will be just that, forever fantasy. As you are unable to escape your jealous and lowlife existence.

>>16229364
>I think everyone here knows that you two don't have the abbility and courage to do those things.
Same way i don't go fight a MBT head on with only my dick.
You first set up stuff so that everything goes where you want, when you want and in the way you want.

>So only her money has value
Some old ass currency from fuck all nowhere? If i melted it for metal it'd have value.

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Imagine having to take care of this rude, ungrateful brat of a vampire 24/7 only to be yelled at when she decides to throw one of her out of nowhere childish tantrums. Truly the worst of fates.

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>>16229460
Helping a loli vampire dress sounds like a pretty cool job to me.

>>16229460
But then you get an unlimited supply of used vampire loli garments...

Pantsu Bane

>>16229402
>You first set up stuff so that everything goes where you want, when you want and in the way you want.
Wouldn't that require some sort of planning, necessary materials and enough intelligence to put a plan together in the first place?
I'm heavily implying that you are incapable of such feats.

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>>16229900
Also Remi can manipulate fate, it is unlikely that she can be led into a trap that easily.

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>>16229364
>Your fantasies will be just that, forever fantasy.
Just like yours and Remilia herself. Don't be such a buzzkill.

>>16231770
Can she actually? Never been convinced of that.

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>>16231799
My love for the Remimimi is real.
But seriously, I can't see the 'I want to torture/degrade 2hu X' schtick as anything but a thing said by some edgy fedora tipper. I mean either you got extremely rustled by that 2hu to hate her or you think you are some le epic master troll. Neither are things to be proud of.

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>>16231770
If that is getting in the way then you simply aren't thinking big enough

>>16231801
There's no reason why she wouldn't be able to, other 2hus have equally crazy powers.
Also didn't the printworks imply that her power moved the SDM to Gensokyo? Something about it being fate that the mansion ended up there or people feeling like it always belonged there.
Also Remi knew about the meteor thing before it actually happened and brought Flan to destroy it.

>>16232843
If she can control fate, than why didn't she win either the first war that she waged or the scarlet mist incident? I believe Flandre herself mention that she isn't as strong as she says she is or something like that.

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wtf?

>>16233221
Flandre mentioned that she believes her sister talks bullshit when she says that she understands fate, but Flan isn't exactly a more trustworthy source than Remilia's official character description in EoSD.

Remilia lost the vampire incident (it's not even confirmed that vampire was Remilia, is it? It's very likely though.), because there are even more powerful youkai (iirc Yukari and Remilia already knew each other when we saw them meet for the first time).
The scarlet mist incident happened after the spellcard rules were introduced, so her power was off-limits. The same reason Flandre didn't explode the protagonists and Yuyuko didn't just kill Reimu in PCB.

>>16233221
One of the printworks directly states that her power can change a humans fate so much that he gets transformed into a half-youkai.

>>16233418
Which printwork was this?

>>16233481
It's in PMiSS.

>Depending on how she changed fate, you might even become a half-human, half-youkai.

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>>16232115
Your plan involves building a dyson sphere to annihilate the earth? You are thinking too big and that plan is counter productive.

>>16233406
Some of Remilias spellcards have a huge difference in difficulty depending on how lucky or unlucky you are. Scarlet gensokyo can throw solid walls at you or being rather easy. As such you can say your success is pre determined by fate (or RNG if you want to be boring). I don't think it was intentional by ZUN though, seeing how a few things were done differently after EoSD.

Also does someone have the rest of these >>16222448

>>16234685
>Your plan involves building a dyson sphere to annihilate the earth?
If it needs be? Yes, every single youkai is dead or your money back guaranteed.
Ofc you can also scale it down and use it as a energy production facility, but still, enough sunlight, no more vampires, some sort of big lens or a array of mirror might be more practical short term but still, why do something when you can do it bigger and better?

Alternatively, a whip, some time at the gym and a hourglass

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>>16231970
The high and mighty being brought down a peg is an incredibly commonly liked thing. I don't just mean sexually either, this shit's in almost every story ever told to some degree or another. The arrogant villain gets beat, the cocky hero learns a lesson, the haughty princess is introduced to the real world, the spoiled brat grows up and matures, etc.
If you really can't understand the appeal, the odd one out here is you, not them.

>>16232843
The thing is, it's totally in-character of Remi to bullshit her way through stuff like that. Things happen and she's all "Oh yeah that was me I edited fate totally."

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>>16234719
Why an hourglass? Do you mean a stopwatch? That usually doesn't work on bosses.

>>16234778
>The thing is, it's totally in-character of Remi to bullshit her way through stuff like that. Things happen and she's all "Oh yeah that was me I edited fate totally."

That's true. It's in character and kinda cute too, but there's really no reason to doubt her ability when her official profile lists it. If her being able to manipulate fate was a lie then ZUN would've mentioned that somewhere just like he mentioned that her being related to Dracula is a lie. Also it would be strange for Remilia to be the only 2hu without a personal ability, especially since vampires are among the most powerful youkai.

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>>16234685
>Also does someone have the rest of these

Is this what you want?

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>>16234825
Yeah, ZUN would never mislead us. Never ever, without a doubt.
And her power is being a vampire, duh.

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>>16234847
>And her power is being a vampire, duh.

It's actually being the cutest.

>>16234835
Yes, thank you.

>>16234778
Oh no, I get that. It's the extreme I don't understand, probably cause I'm not a sadist. None of the examples you listed went to such cruel extremes as those two anons wrote. Their interest was not in any way some kind of moral justice. It's not different from a guro hentai, surely you wouldn't consider guro as a normal and common taste.

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>>16235438
Well do you understand sadism at all? It's not that big a stretch.

>It's not different from a guro hentai, surely you wouldn't consider guro as a normal and common taste.
Let's not throw stones. Rape and domination and a lot of sexual torture is far from blood and gore.

>>16236507
>Rape and domination and a lot of sexual torture is far from blood and gore.
You tell me
>>16227170
>I want to brutally torture Remilia
>>16227202
>Just point enough sunlight at it's position and use a high power water cutter to remove the limbs until only ashes remain (or is otherwise "no longer existing")
does totally sound like harmless things to do.

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>>16237141
Harmless? Quit putting words in my mouth. And the first post is clearly about sex and humiliation and lewd shit, not guro.

Vampire hunter guy is a different matter.

>>16237166
This guy gets it.

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>>16222359
Oh yus me too.
Very qt Remi in that pic too, wanna hug her

Most youkai just age very slowly compared to humans and will eventually grow up, but Remilia and Flandre are actually permanent lolis because they're technically dead and their bodies stopped developing, right?

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I want to film Remi while she's changing and then show the video to everyone in Gensokyo.

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MANNFRED WAS WEAK

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Remi is pure sex.

>>16207726
I wonder if Remilia ever met William Shakespeare.

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>>16242714
This artist draws the cutest Remis.

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I want to marry this bat.

>>16242947
>>16242714
While incompetent Remi is super cute, I find it hard to believe that a centuries-old being wouldn't be able to handle such situations.

>>16245842
*centuries-old child

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>>16246121
Ojou-sama is a fine lady, not a child.

>>16236507
Why are her breasts so big here?

>>16149319
>Has to kill innocent people.
>Remilia has already claimed her hypotetical children.
>Has to deal with Marisa constantly.
>Hated by most humans.
>Probably going to die young as a result of her using her time stopping power so much.

Yeah. Sakuya is totally living the good life.

>>16250963
I doubt Sakuya is going to die young. According to PMiSS Remilia's power can turn humans into half-youkai, so Sakuya will probably live for hundreds of years because she's so important to Remi.

>>16250981
Sakuya refuses to accept anything like that, if you remember correctly or she would have already done it.

>>16250981
>Not being granted the dignity of death.
>Being kept alive as a half human abomination.
>No chance of escape. Even if you commit suicide, your mistress will turn you into a zombie.

Don't see how that's any better.

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>>16250963


>Has to kill innocent people.
This is purely speculation and nothing more.

>Has to deal with Marisa constantly.
But she actually likes Marisa, she even hid
Marisa from Remi in one of the EoSD endings.

>Remilia has already claimed her hypotetical children.
??

>Hated by most humans.
She has befriended humans even since the EoSD incident.

>Probably going to die young as a result of her using her time stopping power so much.
If anything it's the other way around, most things points to that she's actually very old but is at young age thanks to her time manipulation powers.

And even her character profile states that she's happy living with Remilia.
>"She can't imagine a life better than this."

I made a song for the waifu sisters.

https://soundcloud.com/hikouma/sepette-of-the-vampire-sisters-remilia-vs-flandre

>>16242563
>Remi is pure
Agreed!

>>16251074
>This is purely speculation and nothing more.

No. It's not. It's mentioned in a few canon sources that Remi still needs blood to survive, and that Yukari provides that blood in the form of living kidnapped people. Just put 2 and 2 together, and it should be pretty clear that Sakuya is probally a mass murderer.

>But she actually likes Marisa, she even hid
Marisa from Remi in one of the EoSD endings.

Still pretty annoying. I mean, imagine having the one minute of free time you get every day ruined by that witch attempting another break in.

>??

Now that one just is pure speculation i admit. Still, forcing Sakuya to sign a contract that allows Remi to claim all of her future children does seem like something she would do.

>She has befriended humans even since the EoSD incident.

MOST humans. She might have a few human friends. But i imagine most of the human population still threats her like garbage.

>If anything it's the other way around, most things points to that she's actually very old but is at young age thanks to her time manipulation powers.

That's possible, i guess. Altough that might not exactly be pleasant either.

>And even her character profile states that she's happy living with Remilia.

Stockholm syndrome.

>>16253010
It's heavily implied that Yukari provides suicidal humans from the outside world for the youkais to eat, which also includes the SDM. It's also stated that Remilia is a light eater and not killing the people she directly feeds from. So about sakuya killing people it's a situation of 'we don't know', but quiet a number of youkai have likely killed a number of people. But it's said that she is cold towards most humans and doesn't try to be friendly with them.

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>>16253664
>But it's said that she is cold towards most humans and doesn't try to be friendly with them.
But her character has actually developed and she is now more open and friendly with each passing work. There's actually never been an instanced when she's been cold against humans, but rather it's been shown she's rather friendly with them instead.

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>>16253707
Remilia's profile in EoSD is basically completely opposite from how she behaved in canon since then. It claims that she's egoistical and doesn't think about others, yet she was pretty much shown to be one of the most friendly and helpful touhous in the canon works after EoSD. A good example are the goblins where even Reimu would have just killed them off, but Remilia gave them work and a place to live.

>>16254409
I think the idea is that she does a lot of things due to reasons of etiquette and appearance, instead of selfless acts. I'm not sure I can think of something she did that put her in a worse position. She has the capabilities to show such hospitality. On the other hand, she did start a ruckus when she came to gensokyo and the scarlet mist incident. So at the time of EoSD she could very well be described as egoistical, but afterwards decided to not do such things anymore (most likely because she doesn't want Reimu to fuck up her shit again). Also her character expanding with more material added by ZUN. Egoistical doesn't need to mean you do a lot of stuff that helps you and hurts others, but instead that you only do things that benefit you, which can be simply helping other cause it gives you the feel that you acted upon your status and a sense of superiority. Maybe a good similarity is the philosophy of Kant that one can only act truly morally good, by doing good deeds for the sake of doing good deeds and not because one would receive something in return. Of course most people act good because they want something in return. So the idea could be that she does whatever she wants and finds interesting, within the limits of not being disadvantageous or too strainous on her ressources or reputation. Also the idea of a kind ruler be more popular and liked than a cruel one.
I hope this makes some kind of sense.

>>16249520
Fine ladies don't sit in high chairs at the dinner table.

>>16253664
I know Yukari kidnaps outsider humans, but i'm pretty sure those people are mostly of the none suicidal variety.

I'm also pretty sure it was mentioned more than once that the tea and pastries Remilia and Flandre drink/eat contains human blood. So even if Remilia is a light eater, i imagine the procedure required to extract enough blood for both her and her sister is quite lethal.

So while Sakuya killing people is technically a maybe, i don't really see any likely alternatives.

>>16253707
To be fair, most of the humans we see her interacts with are just as much of a outcast freak as her. I could see her being a lot more cold towards the gensokyo equivalent of a pleb.

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>>16255660
Who said Remi does?

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How can this little bat be so irresistibly cute?

>>16254409
That's why I like her so much.