Hey /jp/ i'm going to marry Alice. What should I

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Alice is not for marrying. Alice is for raping and abandoning.

A penis.

I'm already married to Alice, so I'm afraid that's not an option.

Her to ditch you and go to her one true love: Marisa.

To be lonely once I steal her from you!

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>>16130262
Cake!

>>16132187
....and lies, though the divorce related little-white ones will come along years later I suspect.

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>>16130262
Expect lots of
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But remember, she will leave you for someone more attractive later.

>>16130262
Her dolls will stare creapily at you the whole time you try to consummate your marriage with her. You get so uncomfortable that you can't do it and cry.

>>16138753
This sounds a lot hotter than it has any right to.

>>16130262
faceless fat old men, NTR

>>16131199
>>16131329
Over my dead body!

Alice loves me with all her heart!

>>16143396
Well, she loves ME with the rest of her body!

I want to cheat on Alice with Shanghai.

>>16143408
Lies!

My beloved Alice would never cheat on me!

>>16143410
I want to court Alice, defrost her icy heart, marry her, impregnate her, then leave her and fuck Reimu's brains out every day, never talking to Alice again.

>>16157689
Why Reimu and not Marisa? You could make Alice watch.

>>16158148
Ok, Marisa then.

Even when she's notvwatching I'll make sure she can hear her neighbour's echoing orgasms.

A bump

>>16130262
She being suspiciously good at sex, knowing lots of sexual positions and giving deep throat without a problem.

>>16167676
What about paizuri.

>>16138753
Will the Dolls join in to add for the fun?

Including pegging you