Good morning Anon! You haven't replied to my offer in a

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2016-10-11 18:03:01 Post No. 15956204
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Anonymous 2016-10-11 18:03:01 Post No. 15956204 [Report]

Good morning Anon! You haven't replied to my offer in a month. You didn't forget about me, did you?

I'm a little hurt by your lack of response, but I'm sure that this wasn't your intention. However, you are still approaching bankruptcy, and I am still ready and willing to aid you!

Let's get the bad news out of the way, first. I've increased the down payment to ~~your hand in marriage, plus a relaxing honeymoon with yours truly at one of my three Zipangu spa resorts.~~, to act as a buffer for your reduced monthly payment. Don't worry, I will pay all monetary expenses to ensure that nothing hinders this exchange.

After the down payment, I will supply you with your 1 million MON loan in monthly 30,000 MON increments. In return, I expect a payment equal or greater than 75% of the MON loaned in the form of ~~kisses, hugs, snuggles, headpats, held hands, tail brushing, or "high-intimacy cuddling".~~ We can discuss exchange rates at another time, assuming you agree to these conditions.

Oh, and one last thing. ~~If, for whatever reason, you do not accept, I will not hesitate to apply considerable persuasive force.Time is ticking, anon.~~

Anonymous 2016-10-11 18:40:13 Post No.15956313
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Anonymous 2016-10-11 18:40:13 Post No.15956313 [Report]

>>15956204
You can't buy my love.

Anonymous 2016-10-11 18:46:33 Post No.15956342
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Anonymous 2016-10-11 18:46:33 Post No.15956342 [Report]

>>15956204
Ain't got no money
Cause ain't got no job

Anonymous 2016-10-11 20:12:02 Post No.15956636
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Anonymous 2016-10-11 20:12:02 Post No.15956636 [Report]

>>15956204
I will take it but only if your price of ~~headpats~~ can also come in the form of ~~touching fluffy ears as well~~

Anonymous 2016-10-12 20:32:23 Post No.15960888
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I want Mamizou to force me to become her sex slave in exchange for wiping away my debt.

"Good boy anon, suck those toes."

Anonymous 2016-10-12 20:40:23 Post No.15960910
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>>15960888
But then she'll just make you get her pregnant and completely dominate you on a financial level never thought possible!

Anonymous 2016-10-12 21:15:50 Post No.15961032
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>>15960910
Nah, I think she'd rather just have you as a plaything.

Anonymous 2016-10-12 21:22:09 Post No.15961052
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Anonymous 2016-10-12 21:22:09 Post No.15961052 [Report]

>>15961032
She wants to make you indebted to her
Forever

Anonymous 2016-10-12 21:34:17 Post No.15961102
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>>15961032
I'd put myself in massive debt to her if that was the penalty for defaulting.

Anonymous 2016-10-12 21:40:04 Post No.15961109
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Anonymous 2016-10-12 21:40:04 Post No.15961109 [Report]

>>15956204
this is a great first impression of this board
i think i'll stay here

Anonymous 2016-10-12 22:07:43 Post No.15961188
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Ara ara anon

Anonymous 2016-10-12 23:56:13 Post No.15961539
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>>15961109
Welcome!

Anonymous 2016-10-13 00:52:15 Post No.15961713
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>>15956204
Mommy Mamizou!
Please jerk me off while feeding me your delicious milk!

Anonymous 2016-10-13 01:11:29 Post No.15961788
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Anonymous 2016-10-13 01:11:29 Post No.15961788 [Report]

But I don't even have a job. How can I be bankrupt?

Anonymous 2016-10-13 01:18:23 Post No.15961830
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Anonymous 2016-10-13 01:18:23 Post No.15961830 [Report]

>>15961788
You don't have any money because you don't have a job.

Anonymous 2016-10-13 01:20:18 Post No.15961842
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Anonymous 2016-10-13 01:20:18 Post No.15961842 [Report]

>>15956204
I can't say no to a face like that, even if I'm not in debt. Please lovingly exploit me, Mamizou!

Anonymous 2016-10-13 01:21:56 Post No.15961850
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Anonymous 2016-10-13 01:21:56 Post No.15961850 [Report]

>>15961830
Im pretty sure you cant file for bankruptcy if you never had a job to begin with.

Anonymous 2016-10-13 01:25:49 Post No.15961871
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Anonymous 2016-10-13 01:25:49 Post No.15961871 [Report]

>>15961850
It's still a choice between brushing the nook or losing everything you own.

Anonymous 2016-10-13 01:29:26 Post No.15961889
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Anonymous 2016-10-13 01:29:26 Post No.15961889 [Report]

>>15961850
http://www.nolo.com/legal-encyclopedia/file-bankruptcy-unemployed.html

>There is no requirement that you have to be employed in order to file for bankruptcy.

Anonymous 2016-10-13 12:41:47 Post No.15963919
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