It's my birthday /jp/! Let's have a thread dedicated

I want to buy high quality goods on the Kappanet!

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REMINDER:

The cute blue kappa wants to rip your soul out of your ass

>>15937414
Friendly reminder that she would not be your friend, she would rather whack you with a bat and steal your money.

Friendly reminder that Nitori is huge!

http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1543738

>>15937466

and suck the organs from his butthole!

What RGB value are Nitori's nipples?

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Happy birthday anon! Have some jewtoris

Is it just me, or are we having more and more "it's my birthday" threads every year?

I want to impregnate the kappa and make beautiful half breed children!

>>15938260
They are red and to be buried according to the Legends of Tono

>>15937445
I want her to insert me into her ass.

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Happy birthday!

Cute kappacolypse.

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This cucumber fucker is cute!

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Give her your Cucumber?

>>15943931
She should just get her own one

>>15938186
I think some faggos are double dipping.

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>>15937473

>>15944832
That's awful. I wait patiently every year to make a thread for my waifu, damn it.

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Big Boober Kappa.

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm29342569
Which one of you did this?

>>15957117
Nitori's perky boobs!

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>>15938260
>I want to impregnate the kappa and make beautiful half breed children!
If I was going to have sex with Nitori, it'd be entirely and exclusively anal. Her ass is just too amazing.

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>>15937414

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>>15957350
But what if she's begging you to impregnate her?

>>15957350
>Her ass is just too amazing.
Those words with that image implies you may, indeed, be a cuckold.

>>15953794
>>15957117
I want to make out with Nitori's used sports bra.

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>>15957117

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Does she like showing off her body, or does she not care about that sort of thing?

>>15958279
I want to fuck Nitori's feet!

Sorry if that's lewd!

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>>15958288
Nitori's engineering job makes her veeeeeeery sweaty!

>>15958325
I want to smell her sweaty, smelly armpits and feet!

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>>15958325
True, but that's not what I asked!

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>I accepted this outfit, and it certainly makes swimming easy, but...
>...for some time now, Sworn Friend's gaze has been giving me the creeps~!!

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I wish I could be an engineer, but I'm too dumb. Does anyone have that picture of her sitting topless at her desk? I think she's looking at an instruction sheet on how to assemble something. I have it saved but I can't find it.

>>15958596
>kawashiro_nitori, topless
Took ten seconds and I didn't even know what I was looking for. Try harder, anon.
danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1911773

>>15958619
I forget I can do that sometimes, you shouldn't have linked it. Thanks though.

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>>15958300
I mean, it is lewd, but how can you abstain?
It's almost like her character was made for lewd, like others were made for bully and others for cute

>>15953732
I actually thought of making a 2hu thread for my recent birthday, but I decided against it. Having a good amount of Touhou threads around is good enough for me for the most part.

I still like these threads though.

>>15958596

You don't need to be smart to be an engineer anon! (unless it is a protected title in your country)

>>15959651
Its not, but my marks for school have never been very good. I am not very diciplined.

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The kappa a qt.

>>15971636
The kappa is a good swimmer!

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>>15976274
Not too sure about that.

my favorite touhou tune:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hASaM72IAjI