>wake up >where the fuck am I and why am I suddenly fluent

post on /jp/ wishing I had a 3d girlfriend

I kill myself because my life is no better than it is now.

Fail to sell anything

I wanted to learn Japanese the natural way though.

>>15912424
Not the only man. Youki and Genji, maybe Unzan. There are others too I believe, just can't remember atm.

>>15912549
Nice pass numbers my man

Rinnosuke isn't the only male in Gensokyo. There are a bunch of men in the Human Village and Unzan, who are the only others that are currently existing.

Either way, if I were Rinnosuke, I'd just sit play video games all day. Which is what I usually do anyway.

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Get huge.

>>15912577
Honestly I guess the question is what you consider "man." I don't think anybody is sure where Youki is right now and if he's in Gensokyo or not. Genji is technically a turtle, and Unzan's... uhh... I dunno, he's some sort of familiar or something?

Also the men in the Human Village are pretty much nobodies, they don't really do anything, they're just kind of there, kind of like the Village itself. Also none of them seem to have any defined characters, essentially reinforcing their role as anonymous nobodies.

I think the Tengu had male counterparts as well, actually...

>>15912424
>make snare trap
>capture marisa
>drink piss

>>15912577
kys

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>>15912645
Put some clothes on, Rinnosuke-san!

>>15912680
Basically. There's also Myouren, but he's long gone.

I was just being a smartass since OP said Rinnosuke's the only male in Gensokyo. He's the most relevant, but even he wants to stay out of the way and mind his own business. That's what I think is cool about him.

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>>15912685
Daga kotowaru.

>>15912424
[X] Genuflect

Lock all doors, barricade all windows, turn out the lights and hide under the desk curled up yearning that I will return to my normal self.

>>15912424
Ask myself, who the fuck am I quoting?

Become a gayboi and make some that fujo yen. ZUN will then buy more beer.

Decrypt engrams.

Since when was greentext like this accepted as a norm here in the jay?

please don't abuse the quote function.

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>>15912424

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>>15913750
Is Rinnosuke's lap the comfiest place in Gensokyo or what?

Finally give Marisa a good fuck.

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I wanna make Rinnosuke blush!!!

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>>15912424
>the only man in Gensokyo

>>15915440
This
Druggie-kun is ｃｏｏｌ and ｈａｎｄｓｏｍｅ

>>15912424
Kill myself cause I'm gay.

>>15920471
If we're all Rinnosuke then we will all be there and we can have one big gay orgy.

>>15920648
But I want to be Unzan

>>15912424
Find the largest box of condoms I can find, then realize 1: I'm actually not the only man in Gensokyo because human village 2: bitches ain't be thirsty.

>>15912680
>Unzan's... uhh... I dunno, he's some sort of familiar or something?
It would probably be more correct to say that Ichirin is Unzan's familiar than the other way around.

>>15912424
Sell his shit and giggle at the thought of his horder's mental break down when I stop being him and he finds out.

>>15913655
Also this.

>>15912424
The good part of being Kourin it's that you can do nothing all day.

>>15912424
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjdnR7ptOV0

This would be my routine as well.

>>15912424
Only MAGICAL male.

>>15912424
Take off the gay ass glasses. Dye hair black. Sell everything to Youmu like usual business. Rape Marisa when she decides to borrow something from the store for the millionth time. Donate every gensoyen to Byakuren and she offers a romantic blowjob in return. Purposely get lost in the bamboo forest and greeted by one of Tewi's pranks. Train to become a decent danmaku fighter on top of nameless hill (at least 3rd stage boss-tier good). Travel to Youkai Mountain and hopefully not die. If somehow survive, give Moriya shrine a visit and shake cum-filled hand with Sanae. All of this while hiding from Reimu and having my cock stuck in Yukari's gap pussy.

>>15922337
Proceed to make my Touhou harem.

>>15920945
>Sell his shit

That implies you'd be able to, it's true that most of the stuff he finds doesn't get sold because he doesn't want to, but it's also true that his stuff in general doesn't sell anyway.

>>15912424
sounds like a weeaboo's fantasy if you ask me

>>15912424
>Wait a few hours for Sumireko to wake up and stop displacing things

But before that
>Freak out, drop Hakkero and accidentally shoot self in face