How would one successfully get into a dating relationship with

You must first acquire a hat that's even sillier than hers. That way you show her that you're the alpha male and that's what girls want.

You must enjoy bestiality during the full moon if she's horny.

increase pelvis resistance

you dont want a broken pelvis.

>>15826373
why the pelvis?

stay in school and aquire many history degrees from various institutions so you can feed them to her and keep her well fed.

If she doesn't speak English, then this thread's over already.

Just be genuine and faithful.

>>15826380
This. Barring this then probably >>15826381. Even so, she may just be a dear friend.

And that's a wonderful thought, some warm and sincerely happy company.

>>15826380
She maybe teaches it, English is a common thing in japanese schools.

>>15826354
>You must first acquire a hat that's even sillier than hers
is that even possible?

>>15826340

Get in her face and yell "SENSEI ARE WE GOING TO HAVE CIRNO AS A SNACK TODAY?" at the top of your lungs.

>>15826397
Gensokyo is old, and isolated. Learn nip or enjoy talking to no one outside the SDM.

>>15827246
Reimu knows some english so she must of picked it up from somewhere

>>15826340
Get a work.

No, really. Keine already have one NEET to take care of, so she really doesn't need another. Especially someone who can actually die if left for too long.

>>15827330
>Get a work.
I do have a job though.

>>15828102

Not in Gensokyo.

>>15827216
Maybe if you make Keine sit on your head...

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>>15829095
No

>>15829115

Sensei is an upstanding member of the community. Your corrupt and vile posts are meanless.

>>15829138
Keine, what are you doing posting here?

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>>15829189

End with your baseless slander or I'll teach you a history lesson that you and everyone else will forget!

>>15829241
>I'll teach you a history lesson that you and everyone else will forget!
Um...Keine-sensei, how is that a good threat if we're just gonna end up forgetting it?

Just don't worry about that person she's always sneaking off to visit in the bamboo forest

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Appreciating history would be a good start, but this is a really uphill battle. She's the apple of the village's eye and is still single, so she's probably purposely avoiding a relationship.

>>15829449

This is why you'd need to gain a good reputation with the village. Somehow start the village into getting you together or start thinking you are together.

"Oh, look it Anon and Keine, don't they look like such a cute couple?"
"They're not dating? Don't you think Anon and Keine would be cute together though?"
"It might be nice for Keine to have someone, she does works especially hard."

>>15829449
She's a weirdo teacher and probably half youkai just like that weirdo who runs that antiques place!

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>>15829599
But none of that will mean a thing if she actively doesn't want a boyfriend.

>>15829775
Then we'll MAKE her want one...

>>15829775

Maybe. Maybe not.

I'm sure the opinion of the village matters to her a lot and if you are like >>15826381 she might be fairly open to the idea of at least trying. I mean, what's the harm?

>>15829785
I'll get to you latter.

>>15829797
Look at it this way. The village is well populated, and she's been teaching there for ages. Presumably hasn't aged much, if at all; perk of being half-youkai. The village is a large, but tight, and the locals seem to like gossip and stuff. Add that all together and surely there have been multiple genuine and faithful people in the past that people have thought would be perfect for the local schoolteacher.
And yet, there she is, single as ever. Either everybody in the village sucks to much to date, or she's just not having any of it.

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>>15829981
>Presumably hasn't aged much, if at all; perk of being half-youkai

Is Keine an immortal? Maybe didn't want to make a commitment knowing she'd outlive them.

>>15829981
>And yet, there she is, single as ever. Either everybody in the village sucks to much to date, or she's just not having any of it.

Maybe no one has tried? It might not have occurred to any villager that a yokai (Keine particularly) has an interest in dating and Keine has never pushed it for whatever reasons.

>>15829997
Long life ≠ Immortality.

>>15830108
Alternatively, they did.
But Keine turn them down, wanting to focus more on teaching the village's kids instead of having a family.
The villagers, not being a bunch of perverts, respect that and stop pursuing her about it.

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I want to expand on the whole "Keine's loved by the village" thing, because I feel it's important when discussing her romantically.

It's common for young students to become attracted to their teacher. They're with them a lot, they've got nice parental qualities without actual being parents and thus off-limits, they're around when they come of age. This is especially true when the teacher is someone as attractive as Keine. Keine's school seems to be the only one in the village, so we can assume most youth spend some time there in their lives, thus most of the village kids are likely to fall for Keine.
Now, normally what happens here is the students grow up, mature, and get over it. They get on to their life, go to their next school, stop seeing their old teacher, and move on. Not so with Keine. She's a pillar of the community and a common sight in the village, so kids with a crush on her lose the biggest reason to stop carrying that torch. She doesn't age or change either, so if they liked her as a kid they'll still likely like her as a young adult. Some get over her, sure, but it'd be a safe assumtion that most or many of her students and thus a huge chunk of male villagers don't, and they still want her now as much as then.

Walk in on her masturbating in an empty classroom after school, film it, blackmail her into sex and break her with your cock.

>>15826340
Would Mokou be a legit rival/threat to a dating relationship with Keine?

>>15830485
Not so much as a threat, but considering that Mokou is quite fond of Keine:
>[Keine is] one of the few people who really understands me
It's likely that she'll adopt the "hurt her and you'll die" stance.

>>15830529
>[Keine is] one of the few people who really understands me
Who are you quoting?

>>15830576
Mokou herself of course, from the fourth chapter of CiLR.

Would one need to get a hard head first in order to endure all the future headbutts?

>>15831766
Don't worry about it; no one has ever died by getting a headbutt from Keine.

I can't promise you won't be the first one though.

>>15831829
If you did become a couple though, all those 'Lover's Fights' will probably end with a Keine Headbutt

>>15830139

You aren't much fun are you?

>>15832332
Perhaps that poster is Keine herself

>>15826376
金玉かゆい

>>15832467
My moon isnt that good.

>>15830142

But isn't the school struggling? It seems the villagers don't find history that interesting.

>>15831963

I would take suffer the pain for Keine! Least I could for her after assuming responsibility for the humans.

>>15827246
>Gensokyo is ... isolated.
At this point there might as well be a revolving door on the border.

>>15832625

What happens when there's not enough faith batteries to power all the youkai?

>>15832655
Then they fade to ether until there's only a handful of people to believe in youkai and youkai feared/respected by people.

>>15832332
Ya, sorry about that.
When a particular post is (or seems to be) serious, I tend to answer it the same way.

>>15832425
Funny enough, I think it was mentioned that Keine doesn't know how to entertain people, does she? Which may be part of the reason why the school is struggling.

>>15832968
So Keine, how's the weather in the village today?

>>15832968

Don't apologies, I was being rude I'm the one who wasn't taking it easy. To answer your question though, she might have no found the right person for her or her feelings could change over time.

Maybe she doesn't want someone from the village as she would find it strange dating people she's seen raised as a child?

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I've got it!
You gotta be an honest, diligent person, interested in history, and help her with the struggling state of her school. She'll care more about the school than you at first, so if you closely improve the former, she'll surely develop feelings for the latter!

>>15833235

Love developed over time is the best kind of love! I want to ask Keine out for dinner to celebrate the new success of the school and for us to get embarrassed when we see that gently twinkle in each others eyes!

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>>15833418
Gotta be careful, though. Keine's smart; if you're helping out only with the intention of eventually getting under her skirt, she'll see through you right away.

>>15833592
But I love all of her!

>>15833044
I'm... it's mostly cloudy here. It's barely half a way into the long month, and the sun is already covered most of the time.

>>15833154
Well, let's leave it at that then.

>[...] she would find it strange dating people she's seen raised as a child?
Reading this, I kind of wonder; how long, exactly, have Keine lived in the human village?
Her BAiJR article implies that the school was recently opened in 2002. Not long by any stretch, but certainly long enough for the students then to become adults now.

>>15830142
Sounds like the perfect setting for a gang-rape doujin.

What should Keine's boyfriend do during the full moon?

>>15835875

Provide any support she wants or needs. Hakutakus aren't ill-spirited so there's no expectation that she'd hurt you.

Is Keine's hair silver or blue?

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Sensei has terrible running form.

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>>15836184
Both, two-tone. Far to often it's drawn just silver or light blue.
Since it's the blue part that turns green on full moon nights, I'm guessing that's the youkai part of her hair, and silver part is her original, human color.

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Keine-sensei is distracting, which is detrimental to the students' grades. Someone should fire her and hire Mokou instead.

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>>15837928
Boys will be boys, it can't be helped. If Keine's distracting to them, then Mokou would be too.

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>>15837928
Perhaps if she took responsibility and helped the students "blow off some steam," their grades would improve

>>15837873

I want to work with Keine on her stamina!

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>>15838496
That's a horrible idea.

>>15839500
I don't like where this is going.

>>15839500

Keine wake up!

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>>15840719
Huh!? Wha!? What?

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>>15840749

I made a western breakfast!

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Man, I wanna FUCK a hakutaku!

>>15840861

I want to MARRY a hakutatu

>>15840749
I want to be the one who puts the ribbon on EX-Keine's horn!

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It's a Full Moon tonight...

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>>15841456
She'll do that herself. Full moon nights have Keine in go-mode, no time to waste.

>>15843906
does EX-Keine drastically change her behavior compared to normal Keine?

>>15839500
Sleep tight, boober.

>>15845109

EX-Keine is wise and lewd!

>>15845137
what makes her lewd?

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>>15845109
Not drastically, usually...it's kinda unpredictable.

>>15847803

She's more primal and emotional.

>>15849126

Do you think Keine would get upset if you were having lewds with EX-Keine?

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>>15849126
Ah shit, I love this artist.

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>>15857581
He's really good.

>>15855304
They're not completely different personas. She's not Two-Face. So yes, probably.

>>15857865
I want Keine as a personal trainer!

>>15857865
she should use a ponytail more often

>>15826340
So why does she wear the stupid hat?

>>15852646
I like this interpretation. If she had feelings she was repressing, she wouldn't be able to contain herself during full moon.

>>15872282

She is the hat.

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>>15872282
What's wrong with it? I think it's unique.

>>15872435
Not quite.

>>15873408
I think it looks stupid

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>>15876458
She was presumably still pretty and nice and smart and all that jazz before the hat, so probably not.

>>15872421

I wish that Keine would have secret feelings for me that she would vehemently deny! Only for EX-Keine to confess! With shenanigans ensuing!

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>>15881651
No you don't.

>>15881664

But I do, dude. I was daydreaming about it in bed.

>>15881651
who would be better in bed, Keine or EX-Keine?

>>15882142

I can't decide. I can imagine that both of them might be into passionate lewds and cuddley lewds.

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>>15882142
Blue superior, always.

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>>15888544
Don't bully Keine, no matter how fun it is.

>>15888544
Why would people want to bully Keine? That's just wrong!

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It's late.

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Still late.

>>15908780
I wanna sleep with Keine!

>>15913933

Sorry, can't happen I'm afraid, since I'm already in a loving relationship with her.

>>15915626
Dude, your girlfriend is beautiful!

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>>15915689

Thank you, dude! Every moment with her is a blessing.

;_;

>>15915709
But she's mine, not yours.

>>15922026

She's a person, not property. You don't own her, nobody does.

I love her dearly.

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>>15915626
>>15915709
Stop that!

>>15923018

What is wrong?

>>15923018
Where does the horn bow come from?

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>>15927310

>>15927620

I want to tell Keine that I don't find her horns scary, but very pretty!

>>15826378

how many

>>15927620
the other horn needs a ribbon too

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>>15943215
She's only got one ribbon, so no.

>>15943397
Why does she have a huge dick?

>>15945186

that's her knees stupid

>>15943397
She could always just get another one. They're all over the place in Gensokyo

>>15826340
Why does she love to headbutt stuff?

>>15943397
too cute

>>15948084

She thinks with her head and acts with her head.

>>15945186
You say that like it's a bad thing.

>>15834408
Keine, would you be my girlfriend?

>>15956866
Too bad, she's mine.

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>>15835875
Isn't it implied she keeps her wereyoukaidom a secret?

I imagine she goes through great lengths to ensure the two of you are nowhere near each other during the full moon.

>>15966830
If she does, then that would mean Akyuu sold her out by writing PMiSS.
>Upon seeing the full moon, she will transform into a hakutaku

So no, I doubt it.

>>15826340
Being Japanese is the first stage.She's a conservative women that only wants a strong Japanese man. She's also mildly racist.

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>>15967166
Citation needed.

>>15967166
>She's also mildly racist.
Can confirm, she discriminated Yuyu for being a ghost
She is still very cute

>>15967166
as a halfu, Keine needs to prove her humanity by hating the filthy dumb youkai scum

>>15964267
Why is Mokou a hakutaku too? Did Keine bite her?

>>15979847
If Keine bites someone, do they become were-Hakutakus too?

>>15986606

I'd ask Keine to bite me as a form of marriage!

>>15827216
>>15826354
I think you'd have to steal Ran's hat. That's the only one sillier that comes to mind.

Is this how dating would work in Gensokyo? You have to find a particular hat and wear it in front of your beloved?

>>15987216
is Ran's the silliest of all?

>>15993585
I'd say so.

Others just outright fail to match its silliness, I think. Clownpiece's is supposed to look silly, so I don't think it has quite the same effect as Ran's.

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Cute pairing.

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There is no other Keine thread.

>>16003428
Do you mean this thread >>16002225, Keine-sensei?

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>>16004692
There is no other Keine thread!

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Posting in Keine's only thread!

I had no idea my wife was this popular dudes

Help her combat shitposting and ironic shitposting, that'll make her love you

I want to help out at Keine's school, slowly become her trusted friend, listen to her troubles over a bottle of cheap wine, all the while secretly fantasising about pushing her up against a wall and forcibly spurting my seed inside her womb!

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>>16005167
You didn't know your knowledgeable, well-endowed, family-oriented beauty of a wife was popular?

>>16004895
Are you sure Keine-sensei? Because I see another one...

>>16003428
Your powers don't work on 4chan

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>>16013088
>>16008599
Why are you being so difficult?

>>16014648
something wrong, Keine-sensei?

>>16005167
Your wife is my paizuri slave, dude.

>>16005167
But she's MY wife.

>>16014648
Can I touch your tail, Keine-sensei?

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>>16025633
Probably not. If she has one, she's really busy, to say nothing of her feelings about that form.

>>16025829
But it's so fluffy, I wanna touch it

>>16025829
She can make some time for me

>>16004895
Wow, you're right Keine-sensei, this IS the only Keine thread now!

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>>16041227
A big meal, but not a good one.

>>16044385
how does History taste?

>>16044385
What determines a history's taste?

>>16049963
On how long ago it was

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>>16049963
The nature of the event, I'd guess. A wedding or golden age is going to taste better than a funeral or bloody war or a lewd thread.

>>16044385
I wonder how her power works, I wouldn't be surprised if be "eating history" it means she just burns whatever history book is in the village.