Is Oni's fear or beans just psychological? What would happen

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>>15822843

>>15822843
It's self made. Basically onis were too strong so they decided to have a weakness.

>>15822891
>inb4 headcanon
This is a quote from BAiJR:
>That is because they were too strong. Even though they have a genuine fatal weakness, the oni made up some their own before it could be discovered. They certainly have a strange weakness for such powerful beings.

>>15823022

That's pretty smart actually.

>>15823022
Why is Patchy so obsessed by Oni's? I seriously don't know this.

>>15823086
I think it's more that she's knowledgeable (heh) about Oni instead of being obsessed of them.

>>15823086
I assume you played IaMP?

Well even if you did, it's not SUPER clear, but I think the idea is that since knowledge of oni was lost, Suika's a rabble-rouser, and Patche couldn't actually "beat" her, she made it her goal to figure out how to fuck up oni.

>>15823086
Far as Touhou is concerned Vampires are just another type of Oni and her best friend happens to be one. Probably simply curiousity related to that.

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Would you a drunk loli oni?
Tip: You are drunk too

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>>15822843

Can oni melt steel beams?

>>15823022
What's their real fatal weakness then? Is it the horns?

>>15823386

They can, cuz they're oni.

>>15823344
If I am drunk I am incapable of acting on my base desires on a physical level ( see "Brewers' Droop"); so any advances on Sukia would be purely for a place to crash asleep that night.

>>15823386
Is steel beam stronger than heaven? Because an Oni kinda broke the latter.

>>15823415
Not even Akyuu knows. sadly. There's this from Suika's page though:
>For example, you can run a holly branch through a sardine head and place it in front of the entrance to your house
>It's said this will prevent an oni from coming near you, but it's effectiveness is unknown
Yuugi's page from SoPM doesn't really help either.

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>>15823449
Stop spilling yogurt on suika

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Puffy vulva

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Suika is too sexy! I wouldn't last half a minute with her!

I want to taste this oni's bean!

>>15822843
It's such a psychological thing that even non-Oni, like Kasen, are afflicted by this condition. Truly a terrible curse.

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>>15823796
>It's such a psychological thing that even non-Oni, like Kasen, are afflicted by this condition. Truly a terrible curse.
Yes, truly a curse.

Yuugi>Suika

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>>15824093
But anon, Suika is actually a character, compared to Yuugi.

>>15823344

What kind of a retarded question is that? Who the fuck would say no?

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I hope we get more Oni soon. And hopefully some western devils too.

>>15822843
why does her hairtie have handlebars on them?

Suika's pretty pink bean

>>15823344
>>15824367
>Oni
>use condoms

This makes 0 sense.

She would be into wild drunken sex with obligatory creampie.

>>15824406
So Byakuren can ride her like a motorcycle, of course.

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Would an oni lose to cock?

>>15823022
Whats the actual weakness?

>>15824852
I think all oni we saw are pure. Oni drink a lot, oni males probably get whisky dick, and humans fear oni. Also sex drives can be funny things, much like some people stay inside playing games instead of not having sex, I knew a guy wasnt a virgin, but would always choose drinking over sex. I admire that man, specifically that passion for alcohol. I wish I was passionate about something.

Anyway I imagine that oni are virgins, total bro's given they admire honesty and courage, and good friends. But they never display interest in sex. Touhou is clean and pure, but given Marisa liking Rinnosuke we can still see sex exists in certain minds. I would say youkai in general are asexual, they spawn from belief, sex isnt needed.

I get ZUN wont for obvious reasons, but I wish he showed Reimu was into guys. Just because it bothers me how she's the last of her important bloodline. Either she marries soon or Yukari needs to slip her hourai elixer, she's too important.

>>15824935
>I wish he showed Reimu was into guys.
Dude no
no
dude

>>15824935

You are delusional. Touhou runs on japanese mythology and folklore, and those are lewd as hell.

>Marisa liking Rinnosuke

Oh, so you are just a troll.

>>15824943
Yurifag pls.

>>15825003
>Touhou runs on japanese mythology and folklore, and those are lewd as hell.
Yeah, I remember reading Japanese folklore and seeing all those qt girls, I love how closely ZUN followed it.
My favourite story was definitely about the hyper technological Kappa. It's hard to find through all the fanfiction though, like people saying oni were red or blue, violent with heavy metal clubs and tiger skin cloths, who abduct and eat humans. Luckily ZUN saw past this and gave us Suika.

>>15825046
Adding relationships in a series that shouldn't have them always ends in tears Anon.

Also:
>[...]fag
Back to /a/ with you.

>>15825083
I never mentioned anyone specific, just her showing some interest.
Like I said, it bothers me she goes to dangerous incidents and is the last of her bloodline, while being so important to Gensokyo.

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>>15824935
As (you) mention, youkai spawn from belief. This gave me a fapfic idea so strong, I might want to become a one-shot writefag.

Basically the synopsis is:
A human, who practically gets exiled from the human village for adultery and having his way with many wifes, has to leave into the woods. He gambles it all to seek where the onis bathe when they come visit the overworld. After all, all he is good for, is sex. On his quest to impregnate all the onis, he masquerades as a 'youkai of pleasure' who cannot produce offspring, but only have rambunctious sex. He ends up in the onsen that he has heard the devas use, and - well, long story short, impregnates Suika who's drunk off her ass and then Yuugi who caves in after seeing Suika have so much fun. Maybe Kasen too, if my balls have anything left.

I don't know if someone would read such tripe but maybe I'll just write it for myself anyways. It's my current fantasy.

>>15824935
>but given Marisa liking Rinnosuke we can still see sex exists in certain minds.
Why does a guy and a girl being friends automatically mean that they want to fuck? Are you an autist?

>>15825233
>friends
Only because Rin is an autist who just wants a quiet life.

Why are well-drawn Suika h-doujins so rare?

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>>15823344
I would have to be sober as I am incapable of having naughty thoughts when I am drunk.

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>>15825340
Because this oni is pure, not for defiling

>>15825046
>I remember reading Japanese folklore and seeing all those qt girls

You obviously never did because shitloads of youkai in legends are girls.

>>15825646
>You obviously never did because shitloads of youkai in legends are girls.
Yes, but not cute.

>>15823449

I really love her monster eyes this artist use.

>>15825654

They are usually hot as fuck and make males go crazy.

>>15825340

Because other characters are more popular and h-artists flock to them.

>>15823415
>>15823469
>>15824935
The whole point is that nobody knows what their "real" weakness is. Historically this "real" weakness doesn't exist, and ZUN is just playing on their historically silly weaknesses by inserting as fact that they invented them themselves. So nobody knowing their "real" weakness is all according to plan.

>>15824930
Can't beat the cock man.
Nope, not the cock.

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>>15825543
Tell that to enjoy*mix.

>>15822843
>a child has child bearing hips
muh dick

>>15826127
Not the cock.

WE ARE THE JAPANESE GOBOLIN
I AM um...JAPANESE GOBOLIN!
HIGH VIVID SHUTTERS GREEN Oni
SEXY MEDIUM VIOLET Oni
HIGH TENSION JAPANESE GOBOLIN
DRUNK, HAPPY SLOWLY GETTING TIPSY
WRAP OURSELVES WITH WRAPPING PAPER OR SOMETHING
It's not so bad, It's not so bad
The party hasn't started yet? Well that's just fine.
I'll just blow this chamomile off.

Can't Suika actually grow boobs on purpose?

>>15827022
Ever since the Infowars vid about Trump charging into a goblins nest, kissing them and waking up in bed with one, I havent been able to see goblins the same way without laughing.
Please refer to her as oni.

>>15828381
Tell her yourself!

http://eye.swfchan.com/flash.asp?id=157657&n=HIGH+TENSION+JAPANESE+GOBLIN.swf

I want to roughly mating press the loli oni as she asks me to do it even harder while she pours sake on my head.

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>>15826328
Oh man, I knew he drew tons of Suika originally, but I never searched for anything lewd.

That is a LOT of lewd oni.

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Beans burn them like molten iron. Beans are small and oni are tough, but it's still pretty serious.

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>>15828904
And most of it is unscanned.

Suika seemed pretty eager to participate in the bean throwing part of the Setsubun festival. Maybe it's just because she's strong.

>>15825046
You don't have to be a yurifag to realize relationships and romance have no place in the actual canon works. Thinking ZUN should ever put it in is delusional.

>>15825124
It's a video game and Reimu is far and away the most powerful person in-universe.

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>>15822843
Now I get this

>>15823344
Did we get drunk together? This is important.

Shadow of the Suika!

>>15829478

Indeed, but until she activates Fantasy Heaven, she's 100% mortal and vulnerable to getting squished in her fragile human body. She's basically gambling for the thrill of it whenever she jumps into the higher profile incidents like 11 and 15, where her later targets would have little reason to respect or even know about the spellcard rules or the fact that she's what's holding Gensokyo together.

The real reason she isn't Fantasy'd 24/7 is because it would be boring to play.

>>15825046

Suika resembling a cute human with horns is 100% historically accurate, though. Stories of Oni's daughters had them looking quite pleasant until you angered them, in which case they'd warp into something...less pleasant.

>>15831119
Oh I've met a few of those out and about.
It's not like you don't see it coming, but it still surprises you deeply.

>>15831119
Save me time anon, name the myths. I want to see how cute they are.

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>>15830870
Yes.

>>15831444
Is Suika secretly a princess? She certainly has the hair for it!

>>15832297
I want Suika to be a princess. My princess.

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I want to lick those sexy goburin ears so bad.

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I wonder if her ears are ticklish.

Will there ever be a Suika thread that doesn't turn into a Nishiuri dump?

>>15824930
Imagine hundreds of microscopic onis hijacking your urethra and using you as a weapon of mass erection

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>>15834440
Probably not. Is that a problem?

>>15834440
It's not our fault that Nishiuri's Suika is best Suika.

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Isn't it lovely when something you read isn't tagged for a fetish you love especially when it hardly ever gets any content, it's like getting an early christmas present.

I wish there were more piss drinking in h doujinshi.

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>>15837019
Suika's pee is the yummiest treat.

these threads turned me into a lolicon
will the oni take responsibility?

>>15838288
No.

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I want to make her the happiest oni!

>>15823386
Masculine non-underage loli here. No, we can't.

>>15825046
>who abduct and eat humans.
Touhou Oni still do that.

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>>15834440
I'm not a Nishiuri fan either.

>>15842533
they do "eat" them, but not in the way you're thinking

>>15842533
They dont, humans lie about oni.

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>>15824930
>>15826127
>>15826998

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Should humans and onis breed with each other to make the perfect race and drive out the youkai menace?

>>15852805
No. Why should oni breed with humans? What do humans have to contribute to oni offspring? Sex with oni should be just for fun.

>>15852805
Seija is far from perfect dude.

Using suika's horns as handles to make her suck my dick!

>>15822843
Bottling up Suika's sweat and selling it as a drink that promotes virility!

>>15852902
Bean immunity

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Suika is the only touhou for me

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>>15862582
But are you the only person for Suika?

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>>15862916
Suika is the kind of oni who'll entertain anyone who has the the guts to go drinking with her.

I WANT TO GET PEGGED ALL NIGHT BY SUIKA'S AND YUUGI'S CLIT DICKS AT THE SAME TIME!

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>>15862916
No, that's me.

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>>15862916
Onis are honest and pure

>>15862582
>>15865596
Why did you post the same picture?

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Nishiuri Suikas should be a purchasable sexpet that you can marry and knock up as much as you want

>>15865948
It's not the same; it has less artifacts

>>15865986
Terrible idea; who wants a pet that will go though all their booze?

>>15823449
>>15823547
Would you lick some of that delicious yogurt off Suika's face?

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>>15866552
If the pet was Suika, I would.

>>15865986
This man has drawing beautiful Suikas down to a science

What's with the shapes attached to her by chains?

>>15878667
Suika is a USB port.

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>>15878761
That sounds really lewd!

>>15865986
Suika is not a slave, pet, or object.

>>15879758
Why would an oni have chains if she doesn't want to be someone's slave?

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>>15878667
>>15878761
>>15879842

>>15879900
What's her signaling rate?

>>15823386
But what would happen if we crashed an oni into a wall made out of Dragonforce?

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>>15879842
They're broken chains, you'll note. They show that she can break those cuffs and she'll never be tied down!

>>15880116
I would impregnate suika and be a single dad raising our child while she runs away and fools around with other men.

>>15822843
Those hips are too developed for such a young lady.

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What does /jp/ drink?

>>15890158
Suika's piss.

>>15890158
Suika's sweat

>>15890158
Suika's sebum.

>>15890158
Suika's saliva

>>15890158
Suika's vaginal lubrication

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>>15890158

Suika's sake. She's nice because she's willing to share!

Those other guys are weirdos!!

>>15890678

Her gourd is supposed o be bottomless, right? I could see her being generous with it.

>>15890389
>>15890408
>>15890428
>>15890438
>>15890570
>>15890678
I would drink it.

>>15890687
It's not bottomless. She just has a worm in it that makes her Jesus.

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>>15879931
About 3

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Does Suika ever drink anything other than alcohol?

>>15904930
My semen, obvious

>>15825181
Should just make a doujin of some sort instead. That's a lot more likely to get attention than simply a fapfic.

>>15829478
I kind of agree, HOWEVER with this said it's not necessarily bad to have such situations WHERE APPLICABLE. Sex and relationships are still part of human nature. It's a ground best tread lightly though.

But given that Touhou is basically all girls(with occasional but mostly unnotable exceptions) there wouldn't be much need for it, really. Except for any potential lesbos, except even then probably not. Given the somewhat hostile nature of Gensokyo, a relationship could be a serious weakness. Anybody smart would naturally avoid it.

>>15829478
Not to mention it's Reimu's job. If she didn't solve incidents, she would lose her powers, thus making it an entirely moot point.

Also I thought miko weren't supposed to have sex or something? I'm not sure if that's still a rule regarding trying to procreate, though.

>>15831096
Her job etc.

>>15849997
Mystia talked about it in IN, if you recall.

>>15900194
dumb cat

>>15878667
well they are blue, yellow and red like hecatia orbs and are chained like hecatia orbs, and shared the "pandemonium"...

damn, I'm fucking slow