Various things happened, and you've been given custody of

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But why is she a criminal?

I'd ask her to politely kill me so at least I could die at the hands of a cute girl

>>15820258
Sort of ironic given that a number of ships that the Kancolles are based off of committed real life war crimes during WW2

>>15820339
Me too

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>>15820352
They all committed war crimes.

>>15820352
In the Kancolleverse it's the heroic IJN fighting against literal monsters who were all but expressly stated to be the US until they ran out of boats to slut up and had to tag in Iowa.

I live near the ocean, so I guess that works out well.

>>15820440

Why is Japan so butt hurt about losing WW2? I say we go teach them another lesson.

>>15820851
Because they've made their history books to effectively be 'dun do nuffin' (especially with Nanking and China in general) and it all being about the EVIL AMERICANS being the aggressors and especially about The Bomb.

They still are demanding apologies for the nukes when the firebombing campaign was far more destructive both to the cities and people.

I mean if the USAAF had were thinking more they could have hit all the transportation hubs harder and let them all starve.

>>15820258
I will impregnate her

>>15820440
>>15820851
To be fair the "US" monster ships are both much hotter and cuter than the Jap ships, so I say roll with it.

>>15820258
I'm gonna commit war crimes on her boat hole

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>>15820352

>>15821083
So basically they have the exact opposite problem of modern Germany.

Well at least I'll have fun redempting her since her hands are now cuffed away from me so she won't try to kill me or worse

>>15820440
I dont mind the US being the bad guys.
Usually they make it look badass and cool.

Kinda like North Korean cartoon "squirrel and hedgehog" where the Americans are wolves with glowing blue eyes and giant mech eagles that shoots lazers

>>15824490
If it wasn't for Korea the occupation would have been done better but because we needed em rearming a bit to get em to be ready to fight them godless commies.

Doesn't help that Macarthur was huge weeb who helped to fuck up the war crimes trials with tampering with the defendants to ensure that the Emperor could get away with the 'dun do nuffin' defense.