Does anyone else wish they were in Koakuma's position?

I would rather be in Sakuya's, but this would be pretty acceptable too.

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>>15760206
How can you be a servant of a servant?

>>15760221
Fairly easily, I'd imagine. Every maid in the SDM that isn't Sakuya is basically her servant as-is.

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>>15760139
>Does anyone else wish they were in Koakuma
Sometimes

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>>15760255
That's not the cute librarian!

I'm asking $6000/month for the position.
Rate's firm.

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>>15760365
I 'd do it for free!

From what little we know of Patche she seems like such a bore to be around. Remilia might make better conversation though.

Only if I get to have those head wings

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Who'd wanna work for some smelly bean sprout shut-in?

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>>15760139
Yes! Especially if I got to massage her feet.

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>>15762276

>>15761805
I would very much be content with doing so, even if it put me on the level of a minion or servant.

>>15760221
bureaucracy

>>15760139
I'd like to work alongside of the servants, mostly. I like them better than their masters for the most part.

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>>15761805
>"Who'd wanna work for some smelly bean sprout shut-in?"
>posts a smelly bean sprout shuit-in

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patchy is sick

>>15761805
Siddown, 'Spergalicious.

>>15760139

Being Ko seems tough. I mean, i can't imagine laying down on a pillow with wings on your head being too comfy. How do you think she sleeps guys?

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>>15768941
With my erect penis inside of her!!

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>>15765429
I'd look after her.

>>15769159
The only thing that keyhole bra is good for is tittyfucking.

>>15765429
Maybe she should eat some humans and get some iron in her.

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>>15769205
Stay AWAY from my WIFE

>>15776982
Patchy doesn't eat people, you dork.

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Sure. Being a succubus seems like a lot of fun.

>>15784061
Yeah, but she could always try.