Which 2hu would you NOT fuck and why? I can't even imagine

>>15749739
Eirin, Kaguya, Mokou.
Regeneration + virginity = eternal hymen tearing.
I'm a loving guy, if they wont enjoy it I wont.

yamame
simply being in her general vicinity is enough to make you deathly ill

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>>15749739
I don't want to tear her in half.

Touhou I would marry and breed with:

>Alice
>Ran
>Reisen
>Kasen
>Momiji

Everyone else is just sex and dump to me.

>>15749972

Forgot to add Okuu to that list.

yuugi is incredibly beautiful but i dont my pelvis crushed by her magnificent power

>>15749963
i would be happy giving her semen baths

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>>15749739
I can't sexualize Marisa, I don't know why. And I'm annoyed by Sanae and Kaguya, so they don't do it for me.

>>15749903
You sound sweet.
Hymens stretch and it doesn't hurt if you go slowly enough.

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Lewding the Reimu requires Yukari's approval first

Else wasp larvae might 'accidentally' end up at the center of your brain.

Also make sure Reimu isn't only in a temporarily lewd mood because she can summarily execute people and never be questioned about it.

RIP count

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Silly hair just doesn't do it for me.

>>15749739
None of them.

Because they aren't real.

The fairies of light because they are for hugging and stealing peoples housekeys with.

Cirno because the ice fairy overlord is for worshipping not sex.

>>15750103
>Which 2hu would you NOT fuck
>None of them

Same.

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>>15750159
Damn right.

>>15749903
>Eirin
>virgin
I doubt it. She's too old to never have been married. And pretty much all the japanese shinto gods are married, specially the important ones, mostly because politics. No way the moon capital le her go unmarried for so many years.

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Is it normal to ask your mom for paizuri?

>>15750341
Yeah, she's married. To me.

The PC98 ones :^)

>>15749739
wouldn't fuck any of them
few reasons behind that
here's why
One some are vampires who've lived 400+ years
magic users and others that see human life as nothing more then cattle
then there's the problem of actually finding them as a non magic user i'm totally unable to communicate or open a portal though in reality it's called being sane
then last but not least
don't really have a favorite i like them all

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>>15749739
Hijiri-san probably practices and preaches celibacy, being a Buddhist Monk and all.

Gotta train yourself to abandon Earthly human desires to reach Nirvana.

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>>15749739
None, of course

I love 2hu so much I'd fuck all of them

People who dislike even one 2hu is not a true fan desu

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>>15749739
Any girlhu.
I only like being touched by dicks and nothing else. No hands or mouth. Vaginas gross me out, so I wouldn't want to finger or go down on a 2hu.

Okuu because she's dumb and ugly.
Eirin because she's scary and ugly.
Mamizou because she reminds me of a grandmother and is ugly.
Kisume because she's scary.

>>15750400
I'd agree wholeheartedly with your sentiments there.
I'd add one more I would be reluctant to defile any temple goddess for fear of divine retributions from the others.

Everyone except my Waifu of course. It's sad to see that there's so far not a single waifufag here, what happened to stay true to your one love?

>>15750412
>Gotta train yourself to abandon Earthly human desires to reach Nirvana.
Is that why she rides a motorbike with a full leather outfit? There's no other reason to wear a full leather suit other than sex desire and riding a motorbike is also seen as pleasing your sex desire.
But it's Tasfro's work...and they kind of ruin everything they touch about Touhou.

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Yuuka for obvious reasons.

>>15750341
If she were married I assume we would see her husband or child by now. She's also canonically somewhat bitchy to people less intelligent than her, which is everyone.
I wont decide one way or another if she's married, we need more info but Zun isnt delivering on her or the moonies.

>>15750400
>magic users and others that see human life as nothing more then cattle
So?
Some like humans, some magic users are still human, and it's not like you view them as equals either. I would be patronizing to many youkai, holding them to lower standardswith the belief they arent able to do better like humans. Thats actually why I prefer youkai to humans. Rumia attacks you, it's her nature. Humans do it for dickish reasons. Kanako cons you out of money/faith it's because gods need it, humans dont but will selfishly try to rob you of it.
I just assume only humans are the only ones capable of being morally correct, and that youkai arent developed enough for this.

You could argue you are faith cattle, but they are just hollow existences you believe in for your own amusement.

Personally if I could go from faith cattle to being loved I would value that relationship even more, given they grew to genuinely care about someone who was just a resource. Moreso if it were a god tier youkai who could easily kill me but would rather enjoy my company.


>>15752321
I was never a waifufag. I'm indecisive and I think there are lots of great 2hu's with great qualities, it's apples and oranges.

Who is your waifu?
Who do you dislike? I can probably make a case for the latter. Unless it's Seiga, Seija, lunar scum, Yamame, etc. Someone iredeemable.

>>15750412
She could be seduced easily. We already know she's not a true Buddhist. Funny how she may very well end up like her rival. Ichirin would probably snap.

>>15752336
She only preaches Buddhism to get youkai and humans to get along.
Her personal goal was just avoiding death.
IIRC she has no warmth behind her, she preaches but not from the heart. She's not going to Nirvana, she's just not motivated as it wasnt the thing she wanted.

She would likely end up like Miko, preach Buddhism for peace while practicing Taoism for immortality. A house Christian could probably convert her too, given muh peace and muh crown of eternal life. It's unlikely she would remain Buddhist.
Sadly Zun wont write this far ahead. So for now she's Buddhist.

>>15750412
Byakuren explicitly denies a number of Buddhist teachings DURING sermons, even, and allows her followers to do things they shouldn't -- like drink.

>>15752321
dont worry anon, I too value fidelity with my waifu.

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>>15749739
>too pure
Tainted by forbidden arts, further tainted by Makai sorcery. Whether her association with youkai corrupts her even further is up to debate, but entirely possible.
>too kind
Condones or ignores violence on her temple grounds, even in front of the person who was attacked. Resorts to violence when faced with information going against her preconceptions (Urban Legend incident). Specialises in magic that strengthens melee capability for fuck's sake.
>too wise
Outright ignores facts presented to her during the Urban Legend incident in favour of a blind presumption. Honestly believes ignoring the problems with her disciples is going to make them go away (Symposium). Stokes the fires of panic during the End of the World Rumour incident. Openly breaks the tenets of her own proclaimed faith, believing everyone else to be too stupid to call her out.
>good
Byakuren isn't good. She is ignorant at best, and evil at worst.

I would honestly like to know where you guys get your info on a benevolent Byakuren, because the canon material I've been absorbing paints her as singularly wilful and self-absorbed.

Consider instead Gensokyo's one truly honest spiritual leader.

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>>15752391
>Yamame
>irredeemable
It's like nobody reads the fucking profiles.

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Hard question.

I can't sexualize Yukari for some reason.

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Probably all of them.

I wouldn't want to do anything with those I enjoy, I have a hard time sexualizing 2D. If I don't like them then I'm not going to put my dick anywhere near them.

>>15753045
>phone
>gugufag
>2D
Really makes you think

>>15752937
>End of the World Rumour incident
what's this?

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>>15753011
dude, Yukari is literally SEX!

Wasn't Byakuren the one who betrayed a lot of people, sent them to their death and also learned some kind of black magic to keep herself forever young?

>>15753059
What parts of his post are you quoting?

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>>15752946
Yamame is a good girl. I'd risk getting diseased to get close to her.

I wouldn't fuck Mokou because she is worst 2hu and I hate her.

>>15753217
She is. She might not kill you but she'll turn a blind eye if you die at the hands of one of her subordinates.

>>15752937
>Consider instead Gensokyo's one truly honest spiritual leader.

But you didn't post a picture of Reimu dude

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>>15753247
>Reimu

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>>15753266
Miko really isn't that different from Byakuren,
her Taoism is just a facade to gain control over the simple humans, she doesn't even teach them in the arts.
They're just servants to her.


At least Reimu is honest in her goals for Gensokyo, she's greedy for dat cha-ching and wants to keep the peace and order between humans and youkai, and she'll do just that.
And also even Moriya Shrine has more integrity than Miko and Byakuren

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>>15753291
>peace and order between humans and youkai
You mean keeping humans from overcoming their current situation. Ignorance and superstition keep the village as thralls.

>>15753291
I don't think Reimu can be called a "leader" in any sense of the word. She's only interested in maintaining the status quo, only letting things pass when there's money to make (which never seems to bear fruit).

>>15753323
>>15753333
Yes, exactly.
Gensokyo's purpose is to be a refugee camp for Gods, Youkai and other things the outside world no longer believes in.

Gensokyo is a very fragile place, and if its balance was shaken too much, it will all go to hell. And we would lose our cute youkai girls and gods, and who here wants that?
Keeping the peace and order means keeping humans from being killed, and the other worldly from being forgotten.

Reimu is the one that matters to Gensokyo, and what it needs most. Not people who only care about controlling everyone like Miko or Byakuren.

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>>15753291
>Miko really isn't that different from Byakuren,
Miko wants to rule, and is very open and honest about that. She has very high requirements of her servants, which is also made clear to whoever desires to follow her.

Yes, Miko IS selfish. Yes, she wants power. But where Byakuren resorts to lies and wilful ignorance, Miko doesn't shroud her appetites in a cloak of righteousness. She doesn't hide them behind a facade of benevolence. She is HONEST. And that's a very important quality in a ruler.

>>15753392
None of that honesty really matters if you're using it to turn people into your servants, though.
Being honest or not doesn't make much of a difference when you only care for power. Miko has her own forms of righteousness which I don't see as any different from Byakuren's.
It just makes it more obvious you don't actually care much for your followers other than whether or not they'll be able to get you a cup of orange juice when you wake up in the morning.

Mamizou. I'm not into ugly grannies with big balls.

>>15752493
>Byakuren explicitly denies a number of Buddhist teachings DURING sermons
What?
I missed this. I just thought they were passionless, doing them because it was a duty, not because she wants to help.

>>15752937
Byakuren is also a danger to youkai, if they abandon their nature they die. She's effectively leading a mass suicide movement.

Miko is also trash btw. Taoism is going with nature, seeking immortality is going against that.
In Gensokyo all religious institutions are hilariously bad. Shinto priestesses are materialistic as fuck, unfit to be spiritual leaders.
The only good religious person is Kasen, and she has no interest in getting disciples or becoming clergy.

>>15752946
She hates humans, will try to eat anyone she see's and will give you mental illnesses to improve flavour.

>>15753011
Because she's mysterious as fuck. You dont want to sexualize what may be a puppet controlled by a lovecraftian horror.

>>15753170
Yukari is all those eyes in the gap. The body is just a puppet who was Maribel, it makes sense given the Yakumo family are a spectrum and 2/3 are confirmed as being entities possessing other beings, I expect Yukari to be the same.

>>15753323
Ignorance is bliss. Our world is so sterile and boring, we now cling to conspiracy theories and aliens to give us a sense of magic and wonder. A world without mystery is borng.

>>15753392
Honesty is more respectable, but that doesn't make her good.
Personally I'm rooting for the SDM or Eientei factions to win. Remi is simple and just wants amusement, she wouldnt cause much trouble. Eientei I'm not sure of the end goal, but Eirin is the real leader and she's not a bad person, she also has the brains to make the correct choices.

>>15752946
Yeah well after the SA profile ZUN decided to take a big ol' shit all over her.
>Human friendship level: Very Low
>responsible for yearly epidemics

>>15753529
>What?
>I missed this.
Clearly. For one example, in HM (I think it's either Kokoro's ending or something to do with Kokoro) she's preaching to her followers how you need to let go of passions as a Buddhist teaching, because of course, that's the basics of Nirvana.

And then she says "but isn't that silly? What's wrong with having some passion?"

Byakuren is utterly full of shit.

>>15749739

All of them, i can't. I lost all my interest in sex, all i can feel for someone is admiration and affection

And living beings are too complicated for something such as sexual drive

>>15753725
Ah, never played fighting games.

Funnily enough though that makes me like her somewhat, as the lack of desire is why I despise Buddhism. Desire is what motivates people to build hospitals, cure disease, etc.

>>15750536
Even turtle dick?

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>>15753725
The super religious types are full of shit in today's society too.

Having some sense of religious leeway is better than turning into the equivalent of a Jihad.

>>15753904
>The super religious types are full of shit in today's society too.
And?

>Having some sense of religious leeway is better than turning into the equivalent of a Jihad.
Nigger, Buddhism is one of the most neutered religions in such terms. You could argue many religions are "at base", but really Buddhism is basically about preparing to leave life by reaching Nirvana (which is very similar to utter oblivion, nothingness). War should technically not even be in a Buddhist's vocabulary. That would be worldly.

I don't see why corrupting the ideals of a religion is supposed to be a plus. Byakuren doesn't practice what she preaches, denies some precepts, and acts like she's the fucking Messiah

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>>15753529
>I want either a hedonist or an isolationist to lead Gensokyo

>>15753458
>Being honest or not doesn't make much of a difference when you only care for power.
It makes all the difference. It means anyone who joins knows why they're joining. She's not bringing people to heel or enslaving masses. She's not even offering service, You want to join? You know what that means? Well alright, but it won't be easy.

On the other hand, SAYING you're all for equality, and then turning a blind eye to one kind of your followers being violent with another kind because you know being honest about that would ruin your reputation and screw up your selfish intentions is pretty fucking insidious

>>15753458
>None of that honesty really matters if you're using it to turn people into your servants, though.
Right, because revealing all your cards and allowing people to join (or not) of their own free will with all the consequences clearly presented is TOTALLY the same as leading people on with false promises of peace and equality.

>>15753919
Remi isnt a hedonist, just childish.
Isolationism is good for gensokyo until humans nuke themselves and youkai can reclaim the land.

>>15754024
>Isolationism is good for gensokyo
Isolationism goes directly against Gensokyo's purpose as a refuge for endangered gods and youkai. Limiting access from the Outside World would also spell slow but sure demise for Gensokyo, as it depends on several resources from the outside to sustain itself and its denizens. This is also ignoring the fact that Yukari, Gensokyo's god damn creator, is all for expansion and inviting new things after LoLK - one of her rare moments of clarity, and toward a human (Marisa) at that.

I'm not even going to touch on Eirin's unknown opinion on youkai and native gods in general.

>>15754024
No one should publicly rule Gensokyo, since ignorance is paramount. The humans have to not know the first thing about the way the world works, and having some leader figure to think about would harm that ideal.

>>15753235
Ok, Kaguya.

>>15754035
I havent played LoLK after all the people trashing it.

>>15754121
That's stupid.

Most people trashing it are trashing it for stupid reasons like "it's different"

>>15753529
Well none of the factions can "win" as that would critically upset the balance of power in Gensokyo and lead it into ruin (this includes the humans themselves). Which is why every single game is about Reimu shutting one of the factions down. That's why they are now all moving with more subtle things like Byakuren's sermons or Moriya's modernization rather than causing incidents.

Eirin helps people out with her medicine and although EET is my favorite faction I don't find them trustworthy at all. Eirin is too much of an unknown and Tewi is probably the least trustworthy person in the series.

>>15754121
It suffers from being the newest game and also being arguably one of the hardest. The soundtrack is considered to be weak by some and the game as a whole feels generally unpolished.

But personally, I've enjoyed LoLK but I can see why many dislike it.

>>15754154
>Tewi is probably the least trustworthy person in the series.
That's Akyuu.

>>15754168
>the game as a whole feels generally unpolished
I don't agree with that at all.

And mentioning "some think the soundtrack is weak" is pointless, because people criticize any soundtrack. There's several fantastic tracks from LoLK

>>15753580

From the sound of it, a healthy young person could survive her yearly affliction and then be immune to it for the remainder of the year. The profile didn't make it seem like she was a menace to humankind on purpose and that one might be able to hire her as a highly efficient independent contractor.

>tfw Yamame is the /diy/ 2hu.

>>15754183
Not to mention she is described as bright and sociable, if combative. She would probably want to drink with you after a job well done.

>>15754121
Congratulations, you fell for a meme. How do you feel?

Probably the five magic stones.

>>15749739
I wouldn't put it in Hijiri either, but because she's a deceitful wrinkly granny

>>15749739
Unzan. I don't like having my boipucci destroyed by a giant fist from an old man.

>>15752321
For some reason I cannot fap to my waifu.

>>15755246
I have bad news anon.

>>15755388
Go on

>>15755412
Your waifu is not really you're waifu.
That or you are just gay.

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>>15755437
That cant be

>>15755437
Nah dude, he's found the one.

>>15755465
>>15755472
>This character is mai waifu even though I don't find her sexually attractive

>>15755486
I do find her attractive tho

>>15754039
Problem is, anon, they know exactly how the world works, and are quite okay with it.

And we all know Gensokyo is ruled by the Hakurei-Yakumo Combine.

I feel weird because I can't sexualize Sanae at all and she's... well, we all know the attention she gets around here and everywhere.

>>15750529

that's not how boobs squish god damn it

>>15750075
>>I can't sexualize Marisa
Me neither. She's more like a ``bro" to me and I respect her too much.

Parsee a kuso 2hu

>>15753235
Fuck you

>>15750075
>>15755968
Marisa will cry after hearing you think of her like a boy!

>>15755825
>can't sexualize Sanae
How? She is one of the most shapely girls

>>15755818
>they know exactly how the world works, and are quite okay with it.
They really don't.

They are vaguely aware that Reimu probably keeps them safe and they kind of know how the barrier works. That's about it.

They dunno about Yukari.

>>15756756
>>They dunno about Yukari.
that is, beyond what's been written about her, which is all speculation and fluff

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>>15756166

All of them. They are 2D so they will most likely cut my dick when i try to fuck

>>15757079
epin

>>15756762
Which should make it obvious Yukari is Maribel. Gods and Youkai need to be believed in, Yukari is hidden, and vauge. She's a human with magic and immortality powers like Sakuya, Alice or Patchy.

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>>15757244
>human
>Alice
>Patchy
>immortality powers
What the fuck.

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Any of the childlike ones.

>>15757295
You gay, son?

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>>15757732
Are you?

>>15752493
>allows
I thought they did it behind her back - even her #1 fangirl, Ichirin.

>>15757295

Yeah same. I find loli pretty disgusting regardless of their actual age.

I do have a soft spot for Rumia though.

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>>15757759
No, I'm not.

>>15757820
>I find loli pretty disgusting regardless of their actual age.
Found the other gay.

>>15757823

I'm into both men and women. I'm not just gay.

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>>15757823
>CP
>Loli

>>15758295

>Those legs
>That thin supple body
>That tight ass

wud slam until died of semen deprivation desu fampai