Do u know where the Waggy thread is?
It couldn't possibly have died, I see a Sachikong thread!
>>15671867
Why don't make one of her here then? As I can't see one at the moment either.
>>15671867
Reminder that mermaids reproduce through paizuri by absorbing the semen of their mate through their skin.
>>15671867
Waggysaggy a cute! A CUTE!
>>15673205
She sure has that old world charm I can tell you.
Waggy thread!
>>15671867
Those that fish eat the chips?
>>15671867
How much is that in the window, the one with the waggly tail?
To paraphrase the old pre war hit.
ara ara~
>>15673146
I would like to have thousands of children with the Waggy via this method.
>>15686380
Nice floaties!
>>15673146
I'm doing it! I'm gonna impregnate Waggysaggy's tits!!
Her favourite UK film would likely be Miranda (1948)
How to jump into the lake and not scare the mermaid away?
>>15702179
Leave a note for her the day before perhaps?
>>15702179
>>15702437
Cute!
I like my Waggy without the saggy.
>>15702179
1. Jerk off a bit and spill some drops of semen into the water to let her know you are interested in mating
2. Calmly swim into the lake and see if the Waggy approaches
3. If the Waggy approaches, prepare for paizuri
4 If the Waggy doesn't approach, there's always rape.
>>15707347
But I want to do something that's not so lewd! Consensual hugging and hand holding is perfectly acceptable.
Reminder that you'll never sing Under the Sea with the Waggy girl.
>>15708989
Don't remind me.
>>15707780
Then just take a boat to the middle of the lake and offer her some fish.
She'll probably stay with you for a while and just relax.
>>15699370
I want to give her a breast massage using my stinky semen as lotion!
>>15671867
>>15712317
A day to jump and swim for joy there.