Koumakan recently open recruitment for maids. What's

Im a great vagina warmer!

>>15662739
I look great with maid uniform

I can cook!

I can make the best pizza!

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>>15662739
A HEAD maid you say?

I want to fuck the mistress!

>>15662739
Who the FUCK is yelling DONN?

>>15662809
the sign

>>15662797
Don't stick your neck out. The SDM is a dangerous place.

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I can do 2 hours without break, and am schooled an various auxiliary skills.
However, I've never had any practical experience regarding working with others, so I'll be in your care for the time being.

What happened to the old head maid?

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I can... I'm good at...
...
I have a human body with blood flowing through it.

>>15662739
Certified toe sucker and sole licker!

>>15662899
How good are you at catching flying vampires in the middle of the night?

I have my own maid costume.

>>15662739

I am not a maid, but I am willing to entertain the position of "butler", which you currently appear to be lacking as well! What do I do? Why, there's over three things I can do!

-I've got over eight times the memory capacity of your average fairy maid. Give me complex instructions and I'll easily comply!
-I'm at least four times as strong as well; I can lift things up that a whole team of them would struggle to do!
-Experience working as an apprentice for multiple engineers and a certified welder: I can help the librarian construct things! Welding equipment doubles as capable mansion defensive gear: fire cleanses sin from the soul, and burns skin off of bones!
-Note: Only speaks in English. I'm afraid I cannot entertain the constant guests you have currently plopped the mansion onto, unless they also speak English.
-And yes, I am fully capable of preparing human flesh into a most delectable delicacy! Do note that I must comply with municipality regulations and cannot actively procure said flesh unless it is confirmed to come from an outside source. Sorry for any inconvenience this might cause!

SoDoM

More competent than any fairy without requiring any compensation past room/board and the occasional rest day. Skilled at taking orders.

Hopefully that's all it takes. I'm not exactly looking to run the show here.

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I'll do anything as long as I'm allowed to lick Remi's feet as the reward.

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How to stop spaghetty, /jp/?

>>15662879
kyun

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>3 meals and lodging provided
Is head maid position is to be provided with personal room?

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>>15663132
>Is head maid position is to be provided with personal room?
M-maybe?

>>15663132
why is that woman biting the controller, is she retarded?

>>15663178
She is hungry, that's why she applied for the job.

>>15662739
7.5" penis.

Able to do menial labor for long periods of time
Extremely low self esteem so easy to manipulate
Able to function on hours fitting a vampire
NOT likely to start fires.

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I can improve SDM profit from selling tea leaves and I have DESIRE to work

>>15662739
I've worked in both customer service and janitorial positions. This is just a combination of the two, isn't it?

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>>15662739

>>15662739
I can cross the american border undetected.
I'm sure Remilia would love some tacos.

I'm great at narrating and telling stories. I could probably read Remi bedtime stories every night.

>>15666702
But she don't sleep at night.

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I can produce over 5 ounces of semen per ejaculation.

I can also cook.

These two things are totally not related.

Unless you want them to be related.

I have the magic wand.

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>>15666772
She wouldn't be getting any sleep anyway.

I'm kind of loyal, I want to work for people with vision/whim. I don't mind being treated lowly.

>>15666658
When can u start, Mr. Hill?

i can quell sexual frustration

I'm a filthy useless cur that needs to be punished!

>>15675389
I didn't know Kaguya was looking for a job!

I have a very particular set of skills. That involve killing certain yokais. I'm particularly efficient with my skills and make sure to clean up after myself very well,

I also am particularly savvy with plants and have a pretty great green thumb. I know several ways to makes the best tea. I would eagerly love to help those at the mansion so that everything is relatively quick and painless on the residents. Finally I would fill volumes of books about the history of my people.I want to serve everyone to the best of my abilities.

>>15662739
Before I give any of my qualifications, will there be any being smugged at involved?

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>>15676408
What do you think?

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>>15676408
Yes, lots of being smugged at.

>>15677136
I want Remilia to suffer. I want to watch her get ruined. I want to spit on her and make her drink it. Sadly, her fellow residents will have to suffer as well. She should learn that she is a menace to everyone.

>>15678129

The Cross doesn't work on her, therefore, she isn't technically evil, and you are bad for wishing bad things on her.

At least, I think that's how it works. Now, Sakuya in the other hand IS probably evil and close to being condemned to Hell.

>>15678976
Remy is a good girl who pretends to be a bad one.
and noone actually died/would have died during the scarlet mist incident before that annoying faggot shows up.

I was a QA for a year at a grocery store and I left on good terms so I'm sure if I used them as a reference my boss would speak highly of me!

>Experience required

Fuck off

With Sakuya as one of my superiors I am willing do anything. My only marketable skill is a proficiency in the maintenance of automobiles unfortunately. Maids don't work with engines at all do they?

>>15683308
Remy getting a fancy limo and chauffeuring her around and maintaining it!