Hey /jp/! Your favorite Touhou wants to go on a date with you

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>>15661586
Use her as my pc cooler

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>>15661586
I would take her out to eat.
then I'll take her to the amusement park.
after that we'll both watch the sunset at the beach
and finally I'll make love to her in the missionary position, while holding hands for the purpose of procreation right there on the beach.

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>>15661586
Exploring the haunted houses here.
Getting a snack at my favorite restaurant.
Waiting until the sun goes down for grave robbing.
Explaining to the cops the situation I'm in.

Alice.
Sex.

I would invite youmu on a date, and then stand her up. As many times as she falls for it.

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You're new to this aren't you?

I'll be taking charge then.

>>15661586
>Hey /jp/! Your favorite Touhou wants to go on a date with you in the real world!

That won't happen. No one wants to go with worthless ugly /jp/sie.
If that's possible, you would've scored before, instead of sitting in front computer worshiping unrelated little girls all day.

And no, you can't walk around town without looking creepy and despicable, either, you unsociable neets.

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I'd see if she wants to help me fix up the paper I was supposed to have finished last month. She can have co-authorship if she wants.

>>15661586
Stand her up.
I know damn well she wouldnt like me, I would rather just never meet than face her rejecting me. Maybe one day when I'm not an overweight neet with mental health issues, right now I have nothing to offer.

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Take her out to eat a bunch of hamburgers.

Sorry I'm a wizard.

Please don't disturb my hermitude and go away.
I won't leave my place.

>>15662008
This rat is getting fat.

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Where in Israel should I take Yukarin, /jp/?

>>15662298
The border!

>>15662298
Fuck her in the Wailing Wall while the jews are looking.

>>15662298
Ask her to gap you to Aushwitz you filthy Zionist.

>>15662322
Oy vey!

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>browse a few used book stores
>lunch
>rainy stroll in the park
>get coffee and read
>go back home and cuddle while watching a movie with pizza

>>15661749
I'll give you a (You) for trying so hard

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We'll drink tea together!!!

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>>15662298
The Dead Sea
I hear it's good for your skin and I think Yukarin would appreciate something like that!

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I would take her to the best restaurants I can think of!

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>>15661586
Umm, somewhere horrible? I don't really know.

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rev up the furnace and toast >>15662298

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Is anyone else having a really hard time thinking about this one?
I had never thought about the very first date and I can't thing of a single place to take her that wouldn't be "too soon". To make matters worse I barely know anything about this stupid city I'm living now.

>>15662476
No, not really. Telling such simple truth is easy and I don't need (You) for the sake of it.
If you want to reply at least it's with how you accept truth or to convince me otherwise.

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>>15661749
She would only ask me to get "borrowed" copies of vidya and then might stay in the most friend-zone like relationship, playing vidya and eating pizza.

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>>15663004
Not really. I've been to enough places with my normie as well as fellow weeb friends to know where interesting things can be enjoyed.

Plus, my favourite is Reimu. We know from WaHH she likes flashy stuff, so something like a 3D film or an interactive museum would probably make the cut the first couple of times. Then I'd try taking to one of the very few surviving arcades around here.

>>15663058
>Having friends

>>15663004
I have a hard time thinking about this too.
Mokou enjoys the forests, so she'd probably be happy with a walk in the forest with me

>>15663034
>I hate fun: the post
Fuck off and stop shitting up the board. Touhou isn't real either, that doesn't mean people can't participate.

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>>15663124
Who are you? The boss of this board?

>>15662463
That sounds like good times; I'm sure Patchy would love that.

That's how you get a hikki out of the house; you take them out to do something they like.

>>15663065
You know what, I'll ask it.

How does having friends make you less able to get absorbed in otaku culture?

>>15661586
I'll introduced Reimu to /biz/
Than Nitori to /k/ and /g/
and Kogasa to /r9k/

My country has a no nuclear policy.

filthy druggie sex all day in my messy room!
Maybe play some videogames in between

>>15664727
Filthy sex all day everyday everywhere every single time!
It's just my home but I'll do it in kitchen, backyard, toilet, drawer, frontyard, I want her to think only about my cock and we'll do it in any possible position!

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>>15664345
You're nice~

>>15663230
Patchy isn't miserable hikki, though.

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First I would take her to mount Marylin, to have a nice romantic walk. Then I would bring her to a good restaurant of the capital, before going to a concert. But I would never break Sagume-sama's purity if she doesn't want!

I'd ask her to do a danmaku battle with me, and if I win, for her to take me with her.
I can't shoot danmaku though, so the result of the battle is known with certainty.

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>>15670698
Woops, it's good to post images.

>>15661715
No! I'm in charge here!

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I would take her out to eat at the fancy restaurant of her choosing, then go on a nice mid-summer night walk, leading up to me confessing my feelings to her. (I'm a pansy, I know)

>>15661749
>If that's possible, you would've scored before, instead of sitting in front computer worshiping unrelated little girls all day
What if now just imagine this crazy concept I really truly cannot fucking stand the way real women are? What If I prefer to play videogames and watch anime and lounge around all day instead of spending so much work and effort just to impress some generic, boring girl who just isn't worth it?

I've seen many normalfags, in my family and friends, date, marry, and inevitably break up/divorce/hate each other. If that doesn't happen it's usually because they're away working all day and coming home half dead and too tired and unfamiliar with each other to do anything at all.

Some of you may wish you could go out and become like everyone else and have real girlfriends from the real world, but I chose to reject "life" as normalfags term it, although I don't really consider what they do to be living.

Feel free to insult me and cringe at how much of an awful person I am for actually enjoying not sticking my head in the lake of shit people call society.

>>15662973
Seija really is great for people who suck at dates. The worse you are, the better!

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..Which places in Brazil would she like to go?

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I will bring her to Mexico.

You know what will happen, right?

>>15671129
Just do what makes you happy.

Having the responsibility and the strain of caring for another person is just downright cumbersome, but people still fall in love and get together regardless.

Consider it part of our human nature, we're social beings.

>>15671495
Fuck off, nigger.

>>15671534
Epic, you sure showed him.

>>15671421
She'll celebrate el dia de los muertos and have a great time after trying the local cuisine? To not talk about all the spiritual culture and spots the country has to offer.

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Help her look for beautiful, scenic views to put on her newspaper.

>>15671550
Beep! Wrong.

Try again.

>>15671616
she'll be decapitated by drug dealers

>>15671129

You, I might like you.

The greatest failures in life are the ones who want to achieve 'normal' life though they are doomed to fail, like those normalfags on /r9k/.

>>15671623
Man, this should be easy.

I won't give you any retry.

>>15671407
I don't think it's a good idea, with the olympics going on everyone in the world would quickly know if she tries to hide the sun in Brazil, though it's probably a good time to be there if she wants to do a little bit of mass murder.

I'd complain and wail all day that my favorite 2hu is in the real world now and also probably is a 3DPD, then get all depressed and stay at home for the rest of my life.

No it's way too early for that!
I'm not good enough at nihongo to have a meaningful conversation with black-white witch!

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Awkward, my favorite Touhou I'm not romantically interested in.

I guess hang out, play games, watch her play pranks on people and wish I were spending a romantic day with someone else.

It would be adorable and cute but kind of like spending the day with my niece.

>>15673077
>I'm not romantically interested
Keep lying to yourself anon

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>>15671495
>Having the responsibility and the strain of caring for another person is just downright cumbersome, but people still fall in love and get together regardless.
And many start a relationship blissfully unaware of the responsibilities, and end up making life hell for themselves and the other person. Unrealistic expectations, stunted social life, false information fed to them by the media and social politics, especially today - all these things make people unprepared for a healthy relationship.

For the same reason I wouldn't date many of my favourite 'hus. Mokou is plain incompatible with anyone outside of the Hourai community. Youmu is married to her duties, sheltered, and has no grasp on human culture, let alone their idea of partnership. Tenshi is a friggin' Celestial, and you couldn't entertain her interest as a human on your life, let alone keeping it for a longer period of time. And so on, and so forth. Goes doubly for any non-human 'hu.

My top favourite, Reimu, is at least semi-realistic, what with being a shrine maiden - a real profession, wherein women do get married in real life at that - and outside of solving incidents appears to live a down-to-earth lifestyle.

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>>15673138
>I'm not fully prepared for this
Pussy

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>>15673206
You misunderstood. I am prepared. Some 'hus aren't.

For instance, Seija would make a shitty life partner.

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>>15662485
Never seen that touhou before

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>>15673223
>Seija would make a shitty life partner.
For you

>>15664200
Time management. Unless you have otaku friends

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>>15673238
That's more or less my point, yes. Most 'hus are simply incompatible with humans. My recently beloved girl here may be a rare exception.

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>>15673280
>My recently beloved girl here may be a rare exception.
You're right, she's only compatible with trash.

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>>15673206
>>15673238
>>15673294
I love it when you're like that, Seija.

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>>15673294
What can I say? We're both miserable, cynical cunts.

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>>15673355
Nuh uh

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Planetarium, a nice Japanese restaurant, the movies, then a nice hotel for an entire sleepless night of love making.

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>>15671947
Remilia would never mass murder people, silly. Don't spread lies.

>>15673527
She would if it weren't for those pesky spellcard rules and the meddling miko.

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Pretty sure I'm fucking dead

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I'll teach her the mexican culture, then play videogames and cuddle her, and after, I'll tell that I want stay with her forever!

>>15674339

>I'll teach her the mexican culture

What a horrible fate.

>>15674408
Probably still better than Gensokyolese.

>>15663004
>can't thing of a single place to take her that wouldn't be "too soon".
EZ w/ any of the rabbits... anywhere w/ a salad bar

>>15671407
fug that.
I'd be thinkin' more the Vienna Symphony or the Napa wine train

>>15661598
That's cruel.
Take her to a Leafs game, jfc

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Fake my death and go on a crime spree, Seiga's so cool!

>>15671421
Please don't bring more STDs to our country

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>>15674339
Sorry Mexibro, but Reimu is already with a superior culture

>>15663004
>I had never thought about the very first date
You don't see stuff going on the real world if you don't see it with your mind yet bud

>>15674735
WDHMBT?

>>15674735
What are you saying? Are you bullying me? If so please stop.

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>>15674749
I meant what I said
>>15674768
Of course not

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>>15674780
Thanks I guess!

>>15671495
>Just do what makes you happy.
And I am. I am perfectly content the way I am. If possible the only thing I would prefer to change is living much further away from the rest of society, but as things are that isn't going to happen.

Maybe for peasants and normalfags, "human nature" is that they're social beings, but I don't really enjoy the company of other people. In fact, I eventually came to realize that while there were many times I wished for friends, the reality was that when I did spend time with people, I was mostly bored and wishing I was at home playing games. After I realized this about myself, the mild longing I used to have for companionship completely faded away.

It wasn't my true desires, but rather a remnant of my animal instinct to procreate that made me want companionship.

Which is why, while I like many 2hus, I know that given the chance to actually date them I would become pretty bored.

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>>15661660
holding hands? L-lewd!
i would go diving to shipwrecks, and exploring the sea.

>>15675233
I find the friendship thing was just due to society, something they expected of you.
I would hang around 2hu's because they can be interesting people. But I would just look into immortality and drift for the most part.

>>15688977
i would go to Gensokyo and not leave. get bit by remi or whatever to prevent aging, and stay there

>>15688977
Humans with social capabilities were able to get resources from other fellow humans. When we were hominids, social ones that traveled in groups had a higher likelihood of survival than a ones that went off on their own. Groups of hominids can take down a giant Mammoth and have themselves fed for weeks. These social hominids were the best fit for survival and were able to pass down their genes while the ones that hunted alone died off.

Companionship and love is basically programmed into our brains.

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Kino, then we would go for a night walk under full moon, holding hands. Next day i would introduce her to my friends, and show her how charismatic i am.

>>15671129
This, so much this.

>>15691472
I don't date much, as people are pretty shitty IRL. Amen

>>15692681

>I date

Kill yourself.

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get high, eat at chinese restaurants and sleep together nice and easy

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Doing something relaxing and comfy would most likely be the best way to spend a date with Sakuya.
So doing something like going to a park, the theaters or watching a classy play would probably be a good idea.

Anyone know where can I get official character profiles?
Googling them only gives me the shitty wiki profiles

>>15692889
lol girls fall over me, if i had to describe my situation, its like Natsuru without the clueless part

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This is kind of a tough situation, you know. It would be better to do something more long-term with her, like sight-seeing the world, rather than a single date...

I'd be interested in having her taste things from around the world, and see things from around the world in person, together. I live in a cold place, so hopefully she will come to me for warmth. No idea about any kind of sex, I'd just want to be with her.

>>15694018
You don't have to.

Everything in this thread is tumblr fanfic. Just make whatever you want.