You ever wonder what it's like to be a fakeloli like Iori? To try your hardest to seem cute and immature, carry a stuffed animal around, the whole works, but know deep down that you will never be as young and as cute as Ami or Mami.
>>15577880
And not give a shit, because you're filthy rich?
>>15577887
It's not like Ami and Mami are poor, plus a family with two idols pulls double the fame and fortune!
Meanwhile Iori just has a double size forehead.
>>15577880
Bitch. Please
>>15577941
What's wrong with Yayoi? Are the shrooms getting to her?
>>15577880
>>15577940
Any feelings of inadequacy Iori might have are quickly surpressed with a nice, fat cock in her ass.
>>15578313
iori is NOT the anal idol
>>15578324
I think we all know that's not accurate.
>>15578313
>>15578344
Iorin is NOT the anal idol!
>>15577941
This.
>>15578313
How does she come to terms with the fact that she'll never be able to give a double buttjob?
>>15578357
Never is too big of a word. Practice makes perfect!
>>15578406
She can practice herself into having two butts?
>>15578456
She can practice her butt to fit two dicks in, duh.
>>15578511
Does that count as buttjob?
>>15579087
probably counts as gay sex
>>15579230
Dicks entering girls aren't gay.
>>15579315
not even if the dick is on another girl?
>>15579357
Those aren't girls.
Iorin the buta idol.
Please post more sexy twins.
>>15577880
Eeyore is so shit that I want to PUNCH HER
>>15579671
There
What kind of fruit/vegetable would you insert into Iori's puckered anus?
>>15577940
>two idols
No. My Ami and Mami are First Vision only. So they're 12 years old, look identical in every way (no long haired Mami) and trade off as 1 idol.
So while one is on stage singing the other is in my trailer ... playing Old Maid.
>>15580161
Is that where you spitroast Azusa?
I like Lori.
How soft is Iori's bottom?
>>15580113
Eggplant!
>>15580113
Ginger root. That will take the fight out of her.
>>15582420
Not very. It's got to be pretty calloused after being used so heavily.
>>15582495
Good idea! Then you can punch her and make your escape!
>>15582420
Flat bottoms can't be soft, Anon!
fakelolis are love
>>15585381
>anzu sheep.jpg
That's not anzu...
>>15585641
Yes it is.
>>15585381
You should go home before you get a hiney whoopin'
>>15585381
>>15585670
Animals aren't idols!
>>15577880
Iori's image should have been on some Smoky Thrills shit after she changed her hairstyle.
Nice thread you have here, forehead.
>>15596182
Is that a chin or a can opener on Takane there?
>>15577880
I think Iori's biggest problem is how with all the anal sex she does, her ass is probably incredibly loose by now, so she's unable to hold her shit in.
>>15598411
>>15598411
idols don't poop idiot
Can we all agree that baba is the cutest idol
>>15598601
Miki_suddenly_wakes_up_after_being_dunked_in_a_dunk_tank.jpg
>>15579671
I want to bully Iori!
God-tier idols:
- Iori
- Yayoi
- Ami & Mami
- Miki
Above normal:
- Chihaya
- Hibiki
- Makoto
Normal:
- Haruka
- Takane
- Asuza
Shit tier:
- Ritsuko
- Yukiho
>>15604981
Figures a yurifag would have bad taste.
>>15604981
Apparently the more you sound like you're singing through your nose the better an idol you are.
>>15604981
Move Yukiho to God-tier and Miki to shit tier and you've got yourself a deal. The only fans of Miki who hate Yukiho are tertiary shitlords who were introduced to im@s through the anime.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9dW2sk5ppA
>>15605223
>wanting one cute girl when you can have two cute girls doing lewd things to eachother
>>15604981
don't bully the granny
>>15605358
I don't want them to do lewd things to each other, I want them to do lewd things to my intended self insert in the 2d world.
I also want you to stop using quote markers for things that are neither quotes nor paraphrases.
>>15605242
That's rude. The only one who can't sing is Yayoi, and what do you expect? Her image is of a poor girl that isn't good at anything except boasting her energy. No big surprise there, she's probably more suited for variety shows.
>>15606301
Yayoi has the best voice of the "god tier" idols though. I don't know how anyone can stand Miki's voice.
>>15606312
Well, I don't know how you would define ``best voice''. By ``can't sing'' I'm mostly referring to hitting (and holding) the right tones, which Mayako Nigo simply doesn't do very well.
>>15606340
>Well, I don't know how you would define ``best voice''
Between her, Ami/Mami, Iori, Miki, and Hibiki, she's the only one that doesn't hurt my ears.
Regarding her VA, I think she's just not that great at singing in Yayoi's voice, or doing it purposely.
>>15606301
>That's rude. The only one who can't sing is Yayoi, and what do you expect?
I actually don't mind their singing at all. It's just that all of their voices have a certain quality to it that I couldn't quite pin down, and the the first things that came to mind were, well, nasal and whiny. If I could think of a more charitable description I would have used that instead.
Ami and Mami are the real winners in that department, but Iori, Yayoi, and Hibiki are also kind of have it. I actually like their voices the best out of all the 765s except Yukiho v1.
>>15577880
eeyore is a very cute idol
Does me dressing up in a skirt count as fakeloli
>>15607698
No it makes you an idiot.
>>15607778
rude
Iori's butt is OVERRATED.
>>15609213
Post underrated butts
>>15609852
why not?
>>15598762
Your picture isn't loading for me.
Anyone else?
Iori demands to know why you are writing about dongs and boats
The 80s idol