Taking Yuuka out on a date! She really enjoys your company, and

Bedroom.

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Obviously to a greenhouse or nursery to buy some flowers and vegetables, then we can spend the evening planting them together.

>>15538878
ラブホテル。

>>15538878
To my sex dungeon.

>who knows what could happen tonight...!
Substance abuse and crying

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I really want to invite Yuuka inside my house, so she can kick off her shoes and peel off her sweaty socks, so I can see her naked bare feet!

Going on a date with Yuuka!
Getting shitfaced with Yuuka!
Driving under the influence with Yuuka!
Crashing and dying horribly!
With Yuuka!

Whose car is that?

>>15538878
Deep into the forest.

Yuuka is the kind of girl that buys wedding cakes for the third date.

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>>15538878
>Where are you going to take her?
Where indeed?

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Sorry Yuuka. I've already got a girlfriend.

>>15539170
i wanna fuck a doctor

>>15538944
MASTER
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>>15538878
I'm going to take Yuuka to the togue and show her how fast I am!

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>>15539231

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>>15539152
Someplace where we are all alone!

>>15538878
>She really enjoys your company

I don't think she would.

And I'm kind of unstable so I'd probably drive towards a cliff on whim just to see her reaction or purposefully to betray her expectation.

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>>15539129
Good! I want Yuuka to become obsessed with me, so I can marry her cutely!

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>>15538878
Off a cliff

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Yuuka wants you to notice her fatty milkmelons!

green hair is hot

>>15538878
>It's your third date, so who knows what could happen tonight...!

What happened in the first and second one? I need context here, chief.

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>>15539436
Yuuka had a GREAT TIME! She's really into you! She's giving you funny looks! She walked you over to the condoms in the pharmacy store!

Sex with Yuuka!

>>15539379
MEh...I fuck them

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>>15539242
But are you truly fast enough to surpass the swish woman?

>>15539438
>wanting me to buy condoms
b-b-back that ass up...

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>>15539129
Then we're of the same mind about where our relationship is heading
Great!

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If she's in my car, in front of me, then she's not the real Yuuka.
She's supposed to be on the other side of the world, unreachable by normal humans, and she will never be interested in them let alone someone like me.

What in front of me must some kind of malicious entity posing as her.
I have to be careful.

>>15539961
Of course she would be interested in normal humans. She would have something to eat.

>>15539506
Putting a washboard on front seat like that.

What a weirdo.

>>15539438
>>15539512
she would poke holes though condoms

>>15539965
Do you think Yuuka actually eat humans? Serious question.

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Yuuka a Love

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I take her to the bank to show her all the money in my account! And that's how you get a wife.

>>15540020
She can exist without doing that, considering the fear which she instills without doing anything.

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>>15539438
>condoms
/＼＿＿_／＼
／　／　　 　ヽ :: ＼
|　（●）,　、（●）、　|
|　　,,ノ(、_, )ヽ、,, 　 |
|　　　,;‐＝‐ヽ .:::: |
＼　　｀ニニ´　 .:::／　　　　け、結構です
／｀ー‐--‐‐—´´＼
　 　　　　 .ｎ:n　　　 ｎｎ
　 　 　　nf|｜| 　　　| | |^!n
　 　 　　ｆ|.| | ∩　　∩|..| |..|
　 　 　　|: ::　 ! }　　{！ ::: : |
　 　　　 ヽ　　,イ 　　ヽ　 :イ..

How many kids would the /jp/ have?

>>15540646
With Yuuka? Three.

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>>15540646
As many as long as we can still put them out
I imagine condoms are in short supply in gensokyo

>>15540646
I'll produce babies until she turn ugly then kill all the children to make a hotpot

>>15540697

Terrible post.

See me after class.

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>>15540646
As many as possible!
I don't believe in birth control, especially in regards to me and 2hus

>>15540646
Are you implying you smelly shut-ins are actually capable of starting a family? Hah! you need to talk to a girl first, champ.

>>15540750
Yuuka will talk to me first!

>>15540776
Yuuka is not real, she is a cartoon

>>15539080
I don't think Yuuka would die in that scenario, she seems pretty tough.

You'd definitely die though.

>>15540829
As long as Yuuka's by my side, that's okay too.

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Im taking her to the catalog! Now lets see a thread more appropriate for her.

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>>15541154
There we go

>>15541185
Don't bully the Yuuka!!!

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>>15541193
Sorry! I will take her to bully /m/ as an apology!!!

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I am not a rich man.

>>15541233
You better post link

>>15541257
>>14499001

>>15541268
No surprises here, bullies are DUMB!

I dont know how to crossboard, im dumb

>>15538878
Into a car with higher definition.

>>15541275
>>/board letter(s)/number

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>>15541268
Just found it but it's awkward to get into the joke now.
The post is almost 20 minutes old.

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Date's over, driving back to her home.

>>15542009
She's been giving you that look since the start of the date, aren't you going to do something?

>>15542020
She's dead inside

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>>15539152
Meetup with the other fine looking ladies.

>>15538878
playing chicken

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Yuuka doesn't understand why you like her big smelly feet so much, and it makes her flustered, but she'll go with it because she likes you!

>>15538878
Probably to a hospital, I can't drive.

>>15547775
Then tore me to pieces afterwards.
Yuuka is a monster.

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>>15548949

>>15539254
The suicide forest!

>>15540718
>>15540646

>>15540662
http://exhentai.org/g/521571/e7c088836c/

http://exhentai.org/g/696653/ad4ca1a1b7/

drive home and have some chicken nuggets

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going over to Yuuka's house and giving her a haircut!

>>15548978
Don't say that after you just sink your feet in the toilet!

>>15554906
Don't die

>>15554906
I don't think she likes it!

>>15554906
Telling Yuuka to shave her hairy vagina!

>>15562547
Smelling Yuuka's hairy vagina!

>>15541239
Don't forget your coupons

>>15562987
I want to smell Yuuka's smelly armpits, feet and crotch, and then fluster her by describing the smells back to her!

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sitting on a tree

>>15569367
She looks nervous.

>>15542701
You're a real piece of shit anon.

>>15569368
She doesn't know how to get down

>>15569404
She can fly down.

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>>15569406
She left her wings at home today

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walking along the beach side with yuuka

>>15539189
Too bad, I'm not sharing.

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>>15569467
It's okay, Reisen is going to be my girlfriend anyway!

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Changed her hair?

>>15541239
Or smart. You went into the drive-thru the wrong way!

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Taking surprise photos of Yuuka.

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>>15576009
Yuuka doesn't like cameras. The idea of someone looking at her without her knowledge or consent whenever they want weirds her out.

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>>15576009
Dem tittays.

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>>15576038
Nonsense, she loves the attention.