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Alright my fellow individuals of African descent, here's a question: Say Gensokyo is real and Yukari gave you convenient access through the border. Between crossing the border and fugging your favorite 2hu, have you thought of what you should do in between?
And no rape is not an answer since the youkai will eat you, the humans will blow you to bits and the fairies have nasty shit (Touching Cirno gives you frostbite). Even the ones you could beat up 1v1 have people protecting them.
So, what would you do, /jp/?
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>>15516760
Buy drugs.
Drug touhous.
Rape them.
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>>15516760
>Say Gensokyo is real
But Gensokyo is real.
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>>15516760
stop off and sell some import books I suppose.
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>>15516760
All you need is somma this, maybe some food for the youkai or candy for the fairies.
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Play with the 2hues all day
Drink with the oni all night
Try not to get killed
Repeat
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>>15516760
Touch Ran's fluffy tails, ears, hug and pet her.
Do the same for Kyouko, Momiji, Kagerou, Chen, Orin, Nazrin, Tewi, Reisen, and any other furry/fluffy youkai.
Ask Shiki how to live my life and improve.
Study hermit stuff under Kasen.
Spar with Meiling.
Ask Mystia to sing for me.
Talk with various youkai about themselves, Gensokyo etc.
Try to get Remilia to ask Eirin to cure Flan's mental health problems.
Ask Eirin to cure my mental health problems.
Try to get money.
Donate to Reimu.
Hug Kogasa.
Hug and befriend Cirno.
Talk with Komachi.
Ride Orin's cart.
Drink with Suika, Kasen and Yuugi.
Try Sakuya's supposedly god tier cooking.
Ask her to teach me how to cook.
Find how Byakuren/Patchy/Alice got eternal youth and copy them.
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Listen to Sanae's preaching in the Human Village before heading up to the shrine. It'd be neat to spend time with her and her goddesses.
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Raise the red flag of Socialism and rally the Fairies to my cause!
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>>15516760
I would want to hang out with Nitori. Kappas are friendly to humans and she's also a great cartoon-style engineer.
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>>15516760
First things first I would need to find means to defend myself in such a new world. Magic would be preferable and I already have an idea of how I want to use it to achieve eternal life without forsaking my humanity. The only real question is where to begin. Breaking into Patchouli's library isn't feasible, Marisa does own a magic store so she might have something, the Human Village has minor magicians and fortune tellers that may have something useful.
Love can come later, especially if I have as long as I desire to find it.
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Learn magic.
Play with fairies, that alone is going to suck up so much time, fairies are cute.
Accidentally meet Mystia and start planning our wedding.
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I'll be completely honest: The most I'd do is hang out at Human Village, help out with this and that, maybe tell the kids some tales of a far away land that is my cyberpunk dystopia, talk to Keine and Kosuzu, and have a chitchat with whoever else that might be visiting Human Village.
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>>15517079
They are too dumb for politics.
The only ones with jobs are at the SDM, they do bugger all whike Sakuya does pretty much everything, they all get free food and can quit when they want. Add in Hong's unifprm and the red association with the mansion and it's pretty much the most socialist place there is.
Eientei is close too, free medical care and low cost is probably just covering the drugs.
Your best bet for socialism would be the Tengu, given they have a confirmed caste system. Crows report, wolves protect and long noses remain on the mountain working on gps.
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>>15517445
Why isnt Flan in shade?
Why arent Remilia's legs on fire?
Why is Patchy outside doing something physical?
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>>15516760
https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Hihi%27irokane
>It was even said to be able to bring water to a boil without heat, violating the Law of Conservation of Energy.
I'm off to solve the energy crisis and become the richest man in the world while educating fairies to become the venture capitalists that their quasi-Irish heritage demands.
In fact, befriending a decently strong fairy like Cirno or Lily White is an ideal starting point, as they lack the agendas of most of the human characters, have identifiable places within the Human Village that don't require you to trek across untamed wilderness (Shaved Ice Stand, Lily White just visits whenever) are fairly easy to persuade due to their low intelligence, and obviously won't eat you like a youkai, with the added benefit that they'll likely be the only people that understand your non-Nipponese speaking rear.
And for the record, Cirno can regulate her body temperature; after a spellcard battle or anything else that requires her to use lots of ice, she becomes warm enough to safely touch.
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>>15517474
It will forever remain a mystery.
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>>15517474
Flandre destroyed the concept of vampires burning in the sun, clearly. When she's done playing, she destroys the concept of the concept of vampires burning in the sun being destroyed, so to speak.
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>>15517476
How to get your ass beaten to hell and back by Yukari and Reimu (and possibly everyone else): the post.
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>>15517524
More stylish way of causing an incident than going Allu Akbar on the border.
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Take some books on blacksmithing. Learn enough magic to make raw iron. Make skillets and braziers and stuff for the village.
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>>15517484
How her dress get burned?
Is the dress a vampire as well?
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>>15517476
>>It was even said to be able to bring water to a boil without heat, violating the Law of Conservation of Energy.
Pressure.
Sorry m8, though you could hook cirno to a stirling generator, they just need a temperature difference to work
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>>15516760
After fugging my favorite 2hu I would obviously try to fuck all the others.
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Feels pretty great to see there's quite a few other black Touhou fans.
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