Asking Hatate out on a date, and watching her blush and stutter before gaining composure and saying "YES!" Walking around town with Hatate, and then taking her out to dinner! Watching Hatate eat cute food! Cuddling with Hatate! Stroking her softly and talking to her in a way that makes her heart go pitter-pat!
She is yours FOREVER!
No holding hands while walking around town? I don't think I like this Hatate girls at all.
>>15385506
Of COURSE you'd be holding Hatate's cute hands! Heck, she wouldn't let go of you! She'd have a gorilla grip on your hands!
Whatever you don't, DO NOT accidentally touch the hand of your waitress, girl cashier, etc...!
Asking Hatate out on a date, and watching her blush and stutter before gaining composure and saying "YES!" Standing her up on the day! Watching from afar as she waits for minutes then hours to no avail! Seeing her avert her eyes from passerby as she awkwardly stands alone outside the station! Smiling to yourself as she eventually breaks down crying! Laughing as she starts to walk home, getting bumped around by the rush-hour crowds full of uncaring strangers! Hearing about her suicide on the next morning's daily news!
She is gone FOREVER!
>>15385539
I think it would take a little bit more than that to get her to kill herself.
Anyway this is not Hatate we are talking about here. It is just some weird caricature of her.
>>15385549
There are cute Hatates? Where?
>>15385539
That's how I was expecting OP's post to end. This is how it should be! Take note, OP.
>>15385639
I would never do that because I love Hatate and she loves me!
Gettin' real tired of your shit, Miko
Irregular reminder that Hatate is not a yandere ja nai
I'll gladly date Hatate! But I'll train her to love hard sex and promptly impregnate her multiple times.
>>15385783
Hatate would love sex with you, and would fulfill every fetish that you have!
>>15385790
Hey, hey. Based on what?
>>15385810
Hatate loves her boyfriend and wants to please him no matter what! She LOVES riding his cock!
It's really cute, because even if her boyfriend is fat and ugly, she will love him with all of her heart and would never leave him. Hatate could be way out of your league and she would still love you, which is cute!
>>15385790
Oh stop you, I'm too much of a degenerate for that.
>>15385823
How desperate do you think she is?
Got, this Hata-tan shit is the worst.
>>15385830
She is extremely lonely and desperate! And she is a loyal girlfriend, too!
>>15385829
Why? Hatate would get upset if you didn't have sex with her. She would start to think that she doesn't turn you on.
>>15385790
EVERY fetish I have? Careful now.
>>15385848
Everyone has limits friend! I as a degenerate and one who loves Hetate must respect those limits.
>>15385861
Hatate is also a super-perverted degenerate as well! Her biggest turn-on is turning you on!
>>15385459
Banki sees you walking with Tater in the village and decides to fuck with you. She runs over and gives you a big hug and says "What the fuck is she doing here?" while glaring at her. She then "reminds" you that you have parenting classes to attend with her tommorow and that she is pregnant with your child (all bullshit). Tater storms off and never speaks to you again and bank and Kogasa laugh at you.
>>15385539
Kill yourself
>>15385783
Man I want to FUCK a tengu.
>>15385949
Banki has soiled my honor
I must rape her right then and there, while Kogasa watches, so that she may become pregnant with my child and fulfill her malicious lie
This is the fate she chose
>>15385783
hatata is beautiful even midstride
You can't go wrong with a twin--tailed tengu.
Then you drug hatate, steal her hat, glue a mustache on her face and dress her up in a scallop costume right?
Hatate calling you in the middle of the night asking for sex!
>>15385783
I'd rather train her to love soft sex to be honest.
>>15385459
Going to meet Hatate's parents! Getting spat at by another Tengu in the street! Holding Hatate back from starting a fight in the street! Having an awkward dinner with Hatate's parents! Hatate's mother running out the room crying after announcing the marriage plans, being asked to leave by her father! Their only daughter isn't even marrying a lowly wolf tengu, not even a youkai, but a human! A gaijin human! Holding tightly onto Hatate all night as she weeps from her fear of rejection finally being realised!
>>15395548
Completely breaking the mood by getting a raging boner! Finishing yourself off after Hatate goes to sleep on her crying face!
Speaking in exclamations the entire night!
>>15396095
>Completely breaking the mood by getting a raging boner!
Sounds like something that you'd both giggle over.
>>15396136
No!
>>15396194
Buttate!
>>15396159
That's hot as hell
>>15396141
Hatate needs to go on a diet!
>>15398369
I want to hotdog Hatate's butt!
>>15398274
>>15396141
I would love Hatate, even if she was fat! I'd make her feel good about her cute body, too!
>>15398369
I also love Hatate's cute smelly feets!
You guys are such fags.
Could Hatate pull a tsundere?
>>15399220
Absolutely. She's got the look.
>>15399220
Tsunderes are scum
>>15399227
That's what I think, and you know what. I'd go look past my hatred for tsundere for this Tengu.
Waking up to find a Hatate hovering over you! And she's NAKED!
I want to kick Hatate off a building!
Am I the only one here who wants to FUCK Hatate? I guess so ( :3
>>15399740
Nope! And the best thing is, Hatate would initiate! The best thing in the world to Hatate is when her boy's penis is crammed cozily up in her vagina, and her hands are locked with his!
Hatate sending you hundreds of pics of her vagina!
>>15401280
Why would she do that!
Hatate and her itchy trigger finger!
Hatate is a cutter!
>>15401298
To make sure you don't use your phone for anything else! ANYTHING!
>>15401706
"Anon, my pussy isn't your wallpaper anymore. Care to explain why?"
>>15401280
That's lewd as HECK!
I mean, provocative pictures is one thing, but skipping straight to the pussy, and hundreds at that!
She's not messin' around
>>15399757
Hatate is smelly!
>>15401503
>>15402214
hatate is a poser!
>>15402201
"I wore thick socks all week, and made sure to jog a lot. I hope they're to your taste, eheheheheh...~"
>>15402756
That sounds nasty anon. I think I puked in my mouth a little.
>>15402756
I like cute, clean feet. Not nasty stinky socks! Hatate ruins everything.
>>15402820
"S-Sorry! I'll g-go wash them right now! Please don't hate me!"
Why is it always the sad loser characters that attract RP?
>>15402842
I want to buy one of those sweaters.
>>15402850
Don't be mean to the tater!
>>15402850
Because they're sad losers?
I want to go to sleep with Hatate, and whisper nice things into her ears, and hold her hand and touch her thighs~
>>15385459
I just wanted you to know I keep returning to this very thread just to re-read the OP again and again. It's so comfy and nice. Yes yes. Who doesn't like nice?
>>15419007
Would Hatate like nice?
One of the best JP threads!
What's the image limit on /jp/? You guys think we can reach it?
>>15419829
300, I think. I only have 61 Hatate images though, and some of those are shared with other Touhous.
Hatate finds out that you like her feet!
>>15419895
I like everything Hatate.
>>15420062
Hatate needs to lose some weight!
>>15420062
Hetate is a bombshell!
watching hatate eat patate haha
>>15419977
Hatate makes me happy!
>>15420313
>>15432049
I want to do rude things to Hatate's smelly socked feet!
You know a Taters thread is going to be shit when it doesn't start with seesnza acknowledge
>>15432091
Best thread.
>>15432122
>>15385459
>cute food
?
>>15385459
>Asking Hatate out on a date, and watching her blush and stutter before gaining composure and saying "YES!" Walking around town with Hatate, and then taking her out to dinner! Watching Hatate eat cute food! Cuddling with Hatate! Stroking her softly and talking to her in a way that makes her heart go pitter-pat!
And that's when I punch her, right?
>>15432954
Dude, I cracked up so don't feel bad.
Why does everyone hate hatate?
>>15432826
i want to buy shoes like hatates!
>>15439410
Who hates Hatate?
>>15439761
Me.
Shitty Aya clone for emos and people who settle for second place.
>>15439905
>Implying Aya will ever love you.
weird bikini
>>15452686
>>15452695
Nice
Getting calls from Hatate at 2 in the morning! Driving to her house to sleep next to her so she feels comforted!
>>15456609
Getting calls from Hatate at 2 in the morning!
You've never met her before, but she knows all about you!
Her skirt is missing textures!
I love the Hatate this artist draws. Most of them are tagged as yandere but I get a real sense of cool and controlled from that smile, plus that hair is gorgeous.
>>15456681
Good! If she's so obsessed with me, she probably would LOVE it if I asked her for feet and booby pics!
I love Hataters!
>>15456825
And she loves you!
Maybe TOO much~!
Enjoy your phone being flooded with dozens of pics of naked Hatate!
>>15456879
I have no problem with that.
Post more hatate
>>15460554
Faggot
>>15456760
How did she cut herself making rice?
>>15456609
But 2am is too early for me to go to bed!
>>15398274
She needs a playable role again to get back into shape.
>>15460595
She's a shut-in. What did you expect.
Post more hatate
>>15461007
I think she's fine just the way she is! I want to squeeze her cute chub!
>>15399153
>smelly
No, I'm sure that she makes sure to have every corner of her cute body in top notch hygiene.
Roleplaying as Hatate!
Hatate is a slut.
>>15471423
Take that back! You are being rude to Hatate-chan!
>>15471433
Just look at her, you can tell she is not pure!
>>15471438
You are only trying to bait me into posting more pictures of Hatate-chan! You are secretly in love with her as well!
>>15471441
Curses, foiled again!
>>15471447
Hehe Anon~ You are so easy to read!
Would Hatate give me a rimjob?
>>15468920
Hatate is smelly because I requested it! She'll do anything for me, and I told her I wanted her to have smelly feet and armpits!
Don't date Hatate, there are better, sane girls.
>>15474018
That's a cute Hatate!
>>15473709
Like?
>>15475511
Like that whore sanae
To me, the most important thing is loyalty. If she's mine forever, I'm hers forever.
>>15479606
So there is still itching after both?
>>15399734
Why Alice?
>>15479618
That's unfortunate for you because she's mine.
Forever.
>>15480134
Please step away from my wife.
Hatate is the true crowslut.
>>15483035
There is NO slut in 2hu. It's all in your mind, friend.
>>15483036
She can use her phone to pretty much read through all your thoughts and lewd fantasies. That's practically the ultimate tool for finding the best way to seduce a guy--If that isn't something that any slut wouldn't dream of having, I don't know what is.
>>15483154
Woah...
https://files.catbox.moe/1wlde6.mp4
>>15483154
She's also an anti-social loner. Kind of a detriment to being slutty.
Getting a video from Hatate of her masturbating!
>>15485517
How would she ever copulate.
>>15474119
>>15385539
stupid girl
Waiting for Hatate to get ready for a date, and she walks out of the shower with a towel on her head and nothing else!
>>15490040
I'd buy that for a dollar!
Opening Hatate's drawer, and finding out that she saved every used condom that you've ever came in!
>>15497237
I would be disturb, if that ever happens.
>>15489877
Delete this. Hatate is pure and innocent.
>>15497237
You misjudge me, that implies I'd ever use a condor with my wife
>>15508035
Double-teaming the crow with a condor!
>>15508052
Woah, keep your animal fucking to yourself buddy. This is a pure board.
I love Hatate's design. One of ZUN's most particular ones.
She looks like a modern teenager, possibly a spoiled brat attitude, have the potential to be a Tsundere, and, apparently, a social loser, a wannabe, a lost cause.
Geez I love you!
>>15489877
Do not creepshot the hatate
>>15508185
I would follow Hatate every summer day, and when she wears flipflops I would take creepshots of her smelly sweaty exposed feet!
>>15508185
She was posing. She likes showing her twintails off.
>>15508149
The last three are true.
>>15385459
I wonder whats her social standing.
>>15385459
Is she lower rank than Aya?
>>15497237
If I were a cute 2hu, I would absolutely do that. Each one would be a memory of a time a guy used my body for sexual gratification.
>>15508615
I don't think Hatate and big tits goes that well together. She's a butt 2hu.