``hey look it's a half naked girl lying on a futon''

Great post

>>15342616
How long did you spend thinking up that one?

haha funny joke my friend i love it :)

>>15342639
they can't all be winners

Sometimes when I'm lonely, I choke myself until I almost kill myself to experience what it's like to be half-dead like Youmu.

>>15342644
Aren't you dead inside, isn't that the same thing?

Op made my day

>>15342665
Emotionally dead, but I want to experience physical half-death.

I come up with dumb jokes all the time but I never post them in their own thread because it's super embarrassing

>>15342644
>>15342684
Why not ask someone to do it for you?

>>15342692
Stop hiding your powerlevel, anon. Let the dumb jokes flow.

A flat mountain exists, it's called xanadu.

>>15342692
/jp/ is a judgement-free zone you fat loser

thanks for all your hard work

>>15343228
Maybe we should make a thread for dumb and experimental jokes.

>>15343228
Yabba dabba doooo

>>15342864
No one loves me enough to strangle me.

>>15343711
Does no one hate you enough to strangle you?

>>15343868
Nobody passionately hates or loves me.

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>>15343682
Adn thus a legend was born.