Let's say you live in Japan and have enough time and money

>>15115689
Buy a large monitor.
Shitpost on /jp/ in high resolution.

>>15115689
Invest in some Idol producing company? I dont really know how that works though. I would definitely spend a lot of nights with some cute prostitutes. Probably take lessons to learn Japanese.

>>15115689
Scanlate all the vocaloid (non-hentai) doujins that haven't been scanlated yet.

Also, troll people on /int/ and /pol/ with my shiny new flag.

>>15115689
Live a simple life in a simple house with a very restricted collection of otaku collectibles I really like.
Depending on how rich I am I'd travel from time to time to random world locations too.

>>15115689
Get the soapland treatment from like 6 or 7 of my favorite AV stars then marry Risa Aizawa and become her credit card. (or start whittling down my favorite idols until i run into a single one)

That's really it I guess, most of my hobbies don't require any money. Maybe i'd buy a cool apartment.

Drink every day and wait to die.

>>15115689
Attend anime and manga events..

kill myself

>>15115689
Nothing, like a truNEET.

start my own weeb company and sell stuff that's otacool tm

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gonna find a japanese girl with this body

Fantasy: trips to nihon for comiket and reitaisai
Own house downtown
Own a coffee shop
Fuck sluts that want me for my money but ditch them the morning after

Reality: buy deposit certificates and live off the interest
Shitpost all day on /jp/
Die at age 50 from heart disease
Give my fortune to my retarded brother

Two chicks at the same time

I buy a traditional Japanese house somewhere in the mountains. The end.

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Will create new yakuza gang and take control of all otaku's shit.
Will force it to stop creating mainstream trash. Special committee's approval is needed for airing or sale. Also cosplayers are banned.

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I thought this was a chang thread

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is this the mushroom idol cosplay thread

>>15116595
GOOD LUCK
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Eat food
Fuck femnips
Scan porn
Chase cats

>>15117892
more importantly she has to be a teenager and in high school

>>15118379
Easy pickins there
Especially with money

I'd buy a bus, hire a driver and organize a one way trip to some old, abandoned Japanese village hidden deep in the mountains.
Then I'd look online for people willing to join.

Walk around the streets and pay girls to let me sniff their asses.

>>15115689
attempt to get out of japan in any way possible because I don't know japanese

>>15121237
this seems like it would result in murder, suicide or copious amounts of spoopy.

>>15121237
>>15123589

http://myanimelist.net/anime/32438/Mayoiga　？

Same thing I do now. Read LNs and VNs, play video games, and browse the jay (and its satellite sites). Things would just be more convenient since I could go to the store to get the latest books and games instead of waiting for them to come in the mail.

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>>15115689
Oh you know.

The usual.

>>15115689
Buy makeup, skin care products and cute girl clothes so I can fool horny Japanese nerds into thinking I have a vagina!

>>15115689
Nothing would change

>>15128739
You can do that for me already.

Figurines and prostitutes

Pay either KEK or Riken to let me work there.

>>15115689

become OTACOOL™

Buy a small property in Akiba to live there during part of the year, attending events often. Buy another one in a rural, semi-abandoned area and build a manor where I would invite poor, lonely and depressed /jp/sies from all over the world to try to make their lives happy. There would be activities like Japanese language classes, playing games, maybe even creating our own doujin circle.

I'd keep doing the same things I do now except I wouldn't have to wait for the mail to deliver figures and doujins and manga and stuff. I'd work up the courage to leave the house and go to some of those cool animal cafes, too. And then I'd adopt a Japanese loli.

>>15129820
You already know I'm not a girl though, not fun anymore

Buy a house in hokkaido and spend the rest of my days traveling around Japan and playing eroge.

Film an AV with every mainstream seiyuu and watch how otaku around the world conpletely lose their shit over it

Sleep 50% of the day. Do whatever I want for the rest of the day... isn't that what most would do?

>>15140267
But that's already what I'm doing.

>>15115689
Get myself a street weapon(that means japanese sports car) tuned by one of the famous japanese tuners like re amemiya, amuse or maybe mine's and then hit up the touge and drive really quick