Help me /jp/ I want to eat out Tewi's ass out so badly

Sorry to break it to ya, bud, but the truth is: Unless you manage to portal out, it just ain't happening.

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>>15102637
Do you mean I have to continue living with no chance of ever burying my face in her rabbutt?
That is just too cruel

>>15102643
You don't have to continue living.

>>15102630
me too, dude
i cry myself to sleep every night knowing it will never happen

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>>15102691
What is it about Tewi that makes her ass so enticing? A lot of touhous have great butts but hers just make me feel like a dog in heat

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I would impregnate this prostitute and take responsibility.

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>>15102630
I want to pin Tewi down in a mating press and thrust inside her with my full weight till I ejaculate in her womb!

>>15102775
>>15102883
Disgusting degens get out, this is a thread about the deliciousness of her ass and not your sick fetishes

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>>15102630
That Tewi has titties
get the fuck out

>>15102775
She's on Eirin's special pill, dude.
Your semen isn't piercing that magical barrier.
Besides, her ovaries stopped producing eggs in the Heian period.

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>>15102889
Ah, okay then.

I want to press my face against Tewi's cute, small ass and slide my tongue up and down her crack while her bushy tail tickles my forehead!

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>>15102899
s-sorry

>>15102899
I think you underestimate my semen and my power of will

>>15102904
That's better.
Remember, /jp/ stands for Just Pedos.

>>15102907
Your filthy NEET semen doesn't even have the will to travel up her birth canal!
Be glad you get to fuck her slippery loli prostitute pussy!

>>15102916
A horny virgin pedophiles semen is a lot stronger in that situation then you can imagine

>>15102630
I am going to masturbate to Tewi right now!

Tei
or
Tewi
?

>>15102925
2-Wii

Always and Forever

>>15102937
Tewi is celebrating 420!

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>>15102957
Fuck weed I want to snort cocaine off Tewi's tummy!

>>15102984
>We bunnies are good at multiplying.
What is she implying? I hope what ever it was it's not lewd.

>>15102909
She is the predator
>>15102922
Another victim.

An entity this lewd should naturally attract cocks from all over the universe.
So where is she?! I want to drink Tewi's love juices already, dude.

>>15102925
Tewi-chan

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>>15102925
Tei is how an ancient Japanese would say her name.

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You wouldn't pound her mochi, right?

>>15103165
It's the other way around.

>>15103119
gensokyo

>>15103182
I would make foamy semen from cumming nonstop inside her without pulling out.

>>15102630
Tewi's ass is for disciplinary over-the-knee spankings only!

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It's not that great in real life. Most sex acts are in actuality mediocre. Your biggest fetish? Not as exciting or satisfying in real life. It's a racket.

>>15103584
I don't think I would be in real life when eating out Tewi's asshole so it's fine.

>>15103253
My cock must lead me there.

How much does the rabbit weigh?

>>15103741
37kg

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I summon Jinzo in attack position, all of your traps are now forfeit.

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miracle of the universe

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>>15103775
Carrot goes where?

>>15103584
The act of violently fucking a worthless crying slut without mercy is guaranteed ecstasy (for the fucker)

>>15102883
goddamn, this is hot.

My urge to inflict great physical injury to Tewi has not let up. I don't understand how her face can be so damn punchable.

>>15104049
Can I have that carrot?

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ITT:

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I want to nibble on the same carrot until our lips accidentally meet

>>15103775
goddammit that carrot looks like a shit stain.

>>15104584
IT'S ONLY GETTING HARDER

>>15104584
rabbit poo doesn't actually smell or taste

You are walking down an alley when two youkai women approaches and show you this. Wat do?
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga_big&illust_id=56416118&page=0

tooie

>>15104651
Rodents of unusual size!

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>>15104651
Cum inside both of them after I get over my shock.

>>15105479
How the fuck does that work? Did she have to fuck an actual rabbit?

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>>15105502
Maybe she found a big mean rabbit

>>15104651
Return the favor of course!

>>15105508
Tewi would never engage in bestiality. Never.

>>15105557
So she'd never fuck a human?

>>15102630

WHERE DID HER TAIL GO!?

>>15104632
"i know this because of reasons"

Would Tewi let me look up her dress?

I want to choke on Tewi's huge dick.

>>15102630
According to a documentary I watched on Nat Geo, rabbit anuses secret a type of acidic liquid that can harm their own flesh if it isn't properly cleansed.

>>15102630
what ass

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>>15108727
I worked part time in a pet store for a while so picking up rabbit shit was part of my job, and eating them was the fastest way to get it clean

>>15102711
Its that fucking god damned bunny puff tail. I wanna stick that in my ass while I chew on her ears.

Giving Tewi a supreme cream pie.
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga_big&illust_id=55644998&page=5

Then take care of it.

You have thirty minutes.

>>15109808
I need to know what was said in the black bar

>>15103584
the best part is remembering that you actually did it and masturbating about the memory afterwards

>>15110105
Remember that warosu is back up.
https://warosu.org/jp/thread/S12829912#p12854104

disgusting.

reisen is superior

>>15120520
i respect your opinion, but you are wrong

>>15102630
I dunno

I think I'd rather devote that to a different 2hu, there are plenty better

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>it's a tewi thread

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Black Tewi is a troll and a slut.

>>15122668
Whoa, I'm liking black Tewi. Those bedroom eyes are nice.

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>>15120520
Well at least tewi has a kind face, you know?


The kind that gets hit with cumshots and balls.

>>15124155
I would give Tewi african goggles.

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How often does Tewi go into heat? She'd totally be into it if you just ask her when she is.

>>15122668
What can I search on booru to find more pictures of Shadow Tewi

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A pure and innocent bunny!

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I just want to be her friend and partner-in-crime, without anything lewd!

>>15120582
Post some examples, with evidence.

>>15125065
all the time

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>>15102630
Why does it have to be the butt?

>>15109460
Rabbit meat...

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>>15132545
Rabbit meat is good for you health.

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>>15125300

This is probably a natural way to end up with her trying to mate with you, though. Females from species that go into heat are not particularly choosy about their male partners, the nearest guy will do. If you hang around with her all the time, one day she's going to instinctually jump your bones.

>>15132825
But humans are in heat all the time, do we do that?

>>15132667
Squeeze the fluffy tail!

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>>15132848
I'd go into Ringo with one trust, while she's busy teasing Seiran.

>>15132848
Why the fuck are bunnies so goddamn SEXUAL

>>15133316
full moon

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>>15133316
Female rabbits can get themselves off just by smelling a male, even human ones.

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>>15133501

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>>15132848
Chima is drawing cute rabbits and cute clowns.
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga_big&illust_id=54070695&page=2

>>15133501
>>15133510
Capturing the bunny spy!
Interrogating her with a dildo up her ass!
Torturing her with hourly rape!

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>>15133772
Creaming the bunny spy.

>>15133772
It's not rape if she enjoys it.

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Ringo is not even hiding her ears or doing her job anymore, after tasting earth food.

>>15125221
Kiss the bunny's tummy!

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>>15132825
I have faith in her self-restraint!

>>15132839
Humans are a lot more choosy. They can be because they're not entirely fueled by animal instincts. So, they can choose until they find the right one or the timing is right.
I know some parts of my life would be easier if humans were more like bunnies.

>>15103584
>Your biggest fetish? Not as exciting or satisfying in real life.

I've been thinking about cat girls, and animal girls in general, lately. The problem with them, is while they're cute, they don't really offer anything beside their tails and ears. Living with them requires a certain level of intelligence on their part, preferably enough that they can use a toilet and wash themselves, so you don't have to clean up human sized poos. At the same time if they're too intelligent, they cross the line and become indistinguishable from humans. Even if they still do stereotypical animal things, there's a point where you can just imagine some average girl going "nyaa" or "meow" or some girl with actual cat ears doing the same. And from that imagination you can come to realize they don't really look that different anyway. Their face and bodies are the same, so even if you started fucking them, what would they offer over a human girl? That you could do anal while still having a tail attached to them?

If they were more animal like, acted in the cute ways animals act while being intelligent enough to not act the bad ways and went into heat and stuff, then there would be something that they bring, but the problem there is that you could just train a human to act that way, either maliciously from a young age, or just getting some person to act that way through constant training. Being that way, unless you were into the scantily clad, heat having type, you wouldn't be able to do any fetishes with them, for example, having them be maids. But a maid who wears a headdress with cat ears is essentially the same as a maid with cat ears and a headband.

Really the only way they could work is
A: The animal people were some sort of second class citizen or slaves who appealed to the whole "master" gimmick regardless of their actual intelligence or animal like qualities. Really when I, and probably a lot of others, think of animal girls, they normally think "animal girl pet" not "animal girl my boss" or "animal girl classmate"

B: Were robots, and could thus offer things only a robot could in addition to acting closer to an animal without needing maintenance. This would still be pets or slaves, but without the whole issue of if they should be treated equally.

C: Were completely unlike humans, such as animal youkai or some alien civilization. This one is probably the only way they could have a society of their own and not essentially just be humans. They'd be exceptionally exotic and you wouldn't have to worry about integrating them with humans.

These are probably also the ways in which they wouldn't be normalized by there existing a large amount of them. Contrary to anything I said above, if I knew exactly 1 animal eared girl that only I had privy to, it wouldn't matter how human they were.

>>15134892
In the end I decided that attraction to animal eared girls is just a racial fetish for me. Unless they fulfilled my racist expectations of how I'd think people with particular ear types would act, it'd be be completely disappointing.

>>15134444
>I know some parts of my life would be easier if humans were more like bunnies.
I know that feel, death quads. I know that feel.

Where to eat clean ass? Ho's seem like a bad idea

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It is hard work to find Tewi pictures to post in a work-safe board.

I don't understand why /jp/ is sfw.

>>15135602
To give us the illusion of ever getting a jov

>>15135602
When /gif/ was first created, it wasn't explicitly a porn board, but it was NSFW. Needless to say, there's a reason why /wsg/ was eventually created.
What I mean to say is, a NSFW /jp/ would not simply be /jp/ as it is now, except with more lewd bunnies.

>>15133772
The doujin that was based on this was pretty good.

Even if I can't fap to rape. I'm sorry, I just want the rough hard fucking without all of the tears.

>>15135439
I don't know, I don't want to be working in the city when one day some 300-pound heifer jumps me after her ovaries take control.

>>15135612
Most /jp/sies were forced to get jobs years ago. I use /jp/ to relive my halcyon days of NEETing it up and shitposting.

>>15135602
>>15135684
This. If it was 'NSFW', this thread and every other dumb fetish thread with a touhou OP would be nothing but porn dumps. There would probably also be multiple JAV generals. Cosplay porn and random gravure woul litter the board too since people would inevitably try to use this as a Japan themed /s/.

>>15133316
mental association with fast reproduction and playboy

I hope you all remembered to give Tewi an offering today for good luck all month long!

>>15137025
3D stuff should all already be on /s/ or /hc/ anyway. Idols should go to /mu/ or something, gravure idols to /s/. /jp/ should have spoilered nsfw allowed when board-relevant.

And all touhou threads should be forced to merge with /mlp/.

I'm allergic to carrots.

>>15152612
It seems you're lost. Why don't you leave?

>>15153464
I will cure you with my special carrot anon.

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>>15105557
Tewi herself is a rabbit beast.
She is not a super human with playboy rabbit ears, you dunce.

>>15175332
I came here to post this. Truly magnificent.

>>15109808

>Screencaps where you don't highlight spoiler text

I am quoting his disappointed mother.

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>>15175332
>>15177292
5240mosu draws semen demons.

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>>15180377
But my favorite 5240mosu picture is pic related.

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>>15180385
Creampiece's beautiful butt.

Oh fuck I forgot to say rabbit rabbit

>>15183926
you've only got two weeks to live, sorry buddy

>>15109321
goddammit

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>>15180385
His Mokou is the best

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>>15180377
>>15180385
>>15184956
Hard to tell the best one, but I agree on the semen demon part.

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Reisen wants to be part of the 5240mosu fun, too.

>>15185258
Big rabbit can join the fun too.

>>15184992
The top right one is just perfect. This might be my favorite one.

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>>15185258
Yuuka too wants to join. She feels so lonely, as everyone tends to avoid her.

On a side note, anyone can figure if/how 5240 can be read as "Great" in japanese?

>>15175332
Would impregnate and get sued for alimony.

>>15186136
A bunny Yuuka joins the rabbit rabbit snuggle group?

>>15134481
>Snuggle never

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>>15102925
Tou
or
Daidai
?

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If Cirno was a ice bunny.
Would you pet?

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Usagi-Hime~

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>>15185258
Bunny pet the Rabbit~

>>15192231
Cirno looks tired and sad ;;

>>15192425
It's not easy being the greatest.
Good thing Tewi & her rabbit friends are there to cheer her up.

>>15192742
tewi, obviously
is that supposed to be a difficult choice?

>>15192742
>Judy Hopps
Keep furshit on /mlp/ or something

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What bunny has the best ass, /jp/? I love Reisen so much, but Seiran has a certain charm...

>>15203336
ringo ass is the fattest

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>>15203336
But who would be the best bunny maid?

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>>15203875
Who knows?

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>>15203336

>>15211517
The belt around her tail is lewd as fuck.

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easily the most marriable Rabbit

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Why are there no hares & only bunny rabbits to love?
Hares needs love too. Nousagi Nousagi~!

>>15192231
I would mating press

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>>15224888
I forbid you from bumping my thread any longer

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I want to be a bunnybun ;u;

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Rabbit is justice.

Are moon rabbits loyal?
Would they be potential wife material?

>>15236652
they are inferior to earth rabbits in terms of both

>>15203336
I totally bought this thanks

>>15236652
don't like doing this but and with ONE notable exception:

Moon Rabbits
wife material
loyal
PICK ONE

>>15232143
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhWpq__G-6o

Battle bun.

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>that Ippongui doujin where the guy cheats on Reisen with Tewi

Please don't perform a mating press on Tewi-chan, she is just a little girl.

>>15238887
Kill yourself nigger.

>>15236740
Okay.
I pick Loyal.
Who can I get that's loyal?

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>>15238887
Aye. I am eagerly awaiting the third one.

>>15246211
Some female NTR is always good for the soul, anon.

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>>15238988
Oh please, she's at least several hundred years old

I'm sure she could withstand the whole of my body weight roughly pressed into her over and over again!

>>15249007
Her body, maybe. But her cunny might be too small to accommodate a grown man's dick.

Please take into account the limits of her tight loli pussy. Don't stretch it too hard.

>>15102630
I never thought i would be attracted to a rabbit.

Are thre more rabbits than any other animal group in Touhou now?

>>15262950
If you count the manga, then rabbits were already the most numerous animals by a long shot. The only competition I can think of is cats (unless you want to lump all birds together, or something).