My boss caught me looking at naughty pictures of Flan on my lunch

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>when I said I wanted to eat out Flan...

>>14908766
Are you suggesting that your workplace has no problem with employees spending time looking at naughty pictures of 500-year-old women?

Where do I sign up?

>>14908796
He's suggesting he will be fired for looking at images depicting a young girl.

you all actually believe that someone on /jp/ has a job

I need to see the naughty pictures in question before I can give you an opinion.

>>14908766
Just show him the wiki

No, because she's 495. Get out of /jp/ you fucking secondary. Your kind sicken me.

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Congratulations!

Show him some grown up flan-chan pictures.

Show him some toddlercon Flan-chan pictures.

>>14908766
nope! I'm gonna tell ur boss ur a pedo!

Promotion inc!

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>>14910485
Come on dude, that's a really mean and scary thing to say, even if you are funposting. Don't even joke about that.

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>>14909747
>>14908796
500 year old women

>>14910675
D F C

desiccated flat chest

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>>14910191
No, she's actually 508. Learn to count, faggot.

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>>14910692
>>14910675
Would you?

>>14910191
When flan said she had been sleeping in the basement for 495 years that didn't mean she was kept in there for as long as she was born

>>14910675
Those twintails, though.

>>14910844
Ryoko is a more sympathetic character, but Aeka is my personal favorite.

Sasami/Tsunami is my favorite outside of the main two.

>>14908766
Your boss is an idiot for not giving you PROMOTIONS

>>14913751
>Sasami/Tsunami is my favorite outside of the main two
Speaking of 500 year old lolis...

>>14909603
the jay is at least 70% normies now

>>14910191
She's been locked in the basement for 495 years you secondary! She's lived for over 500.

>>14913751
>not Washu
Shittest of tastes

>>14919104
Experienced natural childbirth, vagina is irreparably damaged even when she's in fake loli mode.

>>14924000
But that's what vajayjays are FOR

>>14924318
We live in more civilized times. There's no excuse for putting your vagina through that sort of experience.

>>14924373


Anon, that kind of talk means the terrorists win, you die out while they make babies.

>>14924419
Cesarean sections.

>>14924439
have you seen those scars

>>14924460
I want to do a ceasarean creampie...

why is /jp/ sfw if no one here has a job

>>14908775
This.