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Eternal Onahole Thread

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Previous Thread: >>14787009
The guide: http://pastebin.com/hwhGL66a

Read the guide, use the archive, don't shitpost. Follow global and local rules. Don't reply, report and ignore instead.

Talking size? Talk in numbers. "Average" is meaningless.

Use the chat for small questions and try to extend the life of the thread.

Onahole Chat:
https://discord.gg/0jvY53qVKTmMFX2b

Please take part in the /ona/ survey if you haven't already:
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1lox7X3s_R27I4r-j75z6zG1Ok4YHZpBhMRelbeRkhKc/viewform?c=0&w=1
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>>14815326
Ass man is not the hero we want, he is the hero we need.
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been 3 days and my onahole hasn't even shipped yet.
otonajp. pls.
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>>14815326
>eating an onahole
gross
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>>14815356
I'd love to see the traffic spike I've given that website.
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Help me out there experts, I have a weird unexplained phenomenon happening with my holes and lube when I store them.

I own 3 onaholes, one I bought in november and the other 2 in december. Every one of them is stored in a medium NLS bag, rinsed and dried immediately after every use. I kept the plastic bubbles wrapping that came with my onatsuyuu, and always wrap it back in it after every use to prevent leaks. I stored these 4 objects in my NLS cardboard box, and gradually, I noticed spots that looked humid (darker color) forming on the bottom of the box. I let this grow for a month and a half, before switching them to my arcade stick box because I didn't trust these humid spots. It's been a week since I moved them, and the same kinds of spots are forming in this new box. What the fuck is going on? These humid spots feel colder to touch than the rest of the box. At first I tought it could be the oil on my new holes that leaked through the bag a little, but these are 2months old holes now, and they're still creating spots in a new box so I'm clueless.
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>>14815411
Oil from the holes, it happens.
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what onahole is your go to when you get that big urge to fap
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>>14815516
Lolinco, for when I wanna fuck something hard.
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>>14815516
Succubus 2d wavy hard
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what taric code do I need to use when ordering onaholes and/or hips to EU?
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>>14815694
FedEx used 3926909790 code for my Dragon Dildos.
https://www.gov.uk/trade-tariff/commodities/3926909790
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>Tracking Says delivered
>Not actually delivered
Oh no
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Just wanted to stop by to say thanks for the guide. Purchased a Lolinco and Venus Real recently as my first onahole purchase (second if you count a flip hole from years back), and my dick is loving both. Already looking into future purchases.
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>>14815847
what made you choose the venus real over the other tomax onaholes?
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>>14815847
how much was the Lolinco? Amazon has it for $50, free shipping. I imagine that's about the same price I can get it elsewhere with the cost of shipping?
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>>14815874
Not him but I just ordered a Lolinco from NLS with a storage bag and a bottle of lotion for right about $50. I had to use the slowest shipping though, so if you have Prime that might be a deciding factor.
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>>14815865
I'm a sucker for realism, and the Venus Real was well recommended for that. Thought about the Clone, but decided to just spend $5 extra bucks.
I was also worried that the Lilith Uterus might be a bit small for me, but I'll probably give it a shot in the future.

>>14815874
$35 on Queen Cat, which admittedly I overpaid for. Shipping was about $20, but I imagine it would be cheaper if I had just ordered the Lolinco by itself. Pretty sure you can get it on NLS for cheaper.
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>>14815939
damn, did you buy the last lolinco from them? queenscat says they're out of stock
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>>14815986
Any idea how long it takes for QC to restock items?
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Does anyone have experience with this? I haven't found any reviews.

http://otonajp.com/back-2500-hip/
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>>14815952
Juliana, I can't for the life of me find what that ass is called.
Do you mind helping an anon out?
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>>14816975
http://www.seductivemidnightcandyshop.com/home-demonstration-video/
how about a nine-fiddy
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>>14817024
>~$1000 USD with shipping
That's a lot of Canadaland dollars.
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>>14817024
>3 - 6 Month Layaway Plan Available!
Haha
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>>14817052
>>14817058
the reviews are funny
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>>14815952
Have you ever considered having those two things go ass-to-ass on a cucumber or something like that?
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bought lilith uterus soft and lolinco
what am i in for, what did i just do
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>>14817024
I want to see this thing in action.
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>>14817130
Juliana posted webms in the thread yesterday
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>>14817120
Goddamn I really want to see this now. Thanks anon.
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>>14817128
Pretty much any Lillith series have been my favorite holes. Of those Uterus would probably be my favorite.

Im not a fan of any Sujiman's honestly but they are pretty popular. Girl in the box is the superior lolihole if you were buying from queencat
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>>14817138
God damn cellphone. I can't open the archive no matter what I do.
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>>14815847
Where did you purchase those two items at if you don't mind me asking?
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>check QueenCat's Amazon and Ebay store
>everything is more expensive than buying directly from Queen Cat, even with their tax and shipping included
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>$19,158
>can't even stick your dick in it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=79&v=8Nmwns6_GJw
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>>14817024
I'd buy it if it more closely resembled my wife's butt, as it stands it's too big
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>>14817509
>getting a sex toy that resembles someone you're currently banging

That's like ordering a replica of an actual supercar you already own.
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Anyone try the lotion made for mouth of truth? if not, hows the onyatsuyu for it?
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>>14817603
My wife is a two-dimensional schoolgirl.
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>>14817635
I stand corrected.
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>>14817624
I was actually considering getting that when I got my MoT but changed my mind. Don't know why, just did. I missed my package today so my Onatsuyu and Lovely Girl's Drool are waiting at the post office for me right now.
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Just used an onahole for the first time. Used the Lolinco.

Just want to say I have never cummed so hard in my life. The whole thing bullied my penis and I loved it.
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>>14817826
It's fantastic isn't it? Any anons with GITB that can compare the two?
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a-anywhere i can go to watch someone using an onahole?
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>>14817961
my room hun
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>>14817994
b-but anon wouldn't it be weird if i just sat there and watched?
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>>14818026
we can use my open ended hole together if you want
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Can someone with a 3" or smaller dick share their experiences with onaholes here?
Thinking of buying one, but I'm afraid that I'd be too small for it or something
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>>14818042
most onaholes have the measurements somewhere on the box or on store pages, i'm sure you can find one that will fit you.
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>>14818037
what if our peepees touch?
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>>14818042
You're in luck that these are intended for a Japanese market
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>>14817130
I gots a few shorts on the way.
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>>14818090
Not to be rude but the vagina really reminds me too much of every single time I clicked on an exhentai link and the cute loli in the thumbnail turned out to have a dick.

The bulge is just too much.
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any robot themed onaholes / bodies?

I want to make an anal Zero fuck buddy from the Mega Man series.
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>>14818233
Just for fun or do you actually look at your onaholes while masturbating?
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>>14818037
>>14818057
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>>14818090
What size panties are those?
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>>14818170
I have the problem where I see what what appears to be a trap but it's just absurdly puffy vulva.
Lolis with vaginas. Not even once.
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>>14818287
We're like ying and yang.

If we synchronized our masturbation we could send each other the porn that mislead us.
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>>14818090
The puffy vulva is amazing.

You should start a site where you let people donate money or send you panties and pillows and you use them it to take pictures of people's waifus wearing the exact underwear they want and looking back at them.

You could start an entire channel on some porn site of different anime girls getting spanked.

You could definitely make some money.

I know I want Leonmitchelli from Dog Days wearing her white thong.
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>>14818279
5X
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>>14818344
What clothes do you have on order for them?

You definitely need a pair of the basic anime blue and white striped panties along with stuff with frills, lingerie, spats, thongs, skirts, diaper, jean shorts, tail buttplug, etc
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>>14818344
I don't like big asses but that jiggle is mesmerizing
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>>14818394
Where do diaper fetishes come from?

Any idea what got you into that?
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Never used any toys before but my hand is getting boring. Read the recommendations section of the guide but asking here incase there's anything specific worth knowing.

L - 6" / G - 5.5"
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>>14818394
People paying to see their waifus get violated?!
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have you fucked it yet?
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>>14818624
>>14818629
oops
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>>14818629
>>14818631
Yeah that's what I want to know too. I mean it looks great, but does it feel good?
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>>14818624
I just want to hear the booty claps
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>>14818629
>>14818662
And if we are all asking the important questions, how big of a pain is it to clean?
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>>14818718
dude is brazillian, i saw him posting on /int/

he probably has to walk 6 miles and back just to get water clean enough to scrub them down
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>>14818827
>brazillian
>bought the thickest, brown ass on the market
haha
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>>14818827
I posted on /int/? I'm def in the us.
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>Be Canadian
>Go to jail for something somebody randomly mailed you
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>>14818827
You know that people have been posting those pictures all over the place, right?
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>>14818863
>>14818842
well, if it wasn't you then some guy was posting with your name and a brazillian flag
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>>14818944
Imagine that, a piece of human garbage is on /int/.
Please keep other boards on other boards.
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>>14818090
PUFFY
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>>14817624

Haven't used that, but I've been using this in my blowjob holes with good results.

http://en-nls.com/pict1-41140?c2=9999

Lasts quite long, is a very nice consistency similar to spit(and kinda bubbles up like spit will) and doesn't kill the texture much at all

Although I do suggest doing a more thorough wipe down when done with it. I've used it at night and when I woke up in the morning my dick had a flaky goopy mess all over it
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>>14818233

Kinda sorta

http://www.amiami.com/top/detail/detail?gcode=LTD-ETC-01382&page=top%2Fsearch%2Flist%3Fs_cate2%3D9837%24pagemax%3D40%24getcnt%3D0%24pagecnt%3D1
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Hooray! Finally shipped... Shame it's still gonna be a week or so till it arrives
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>>14819160
hmm, I feel like that should be a doll with integrated onahole.
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>>14819161
what did you order.
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>>14818344
Every time I see this I get the urge to go to round and brown.
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>>14817696
Girl's Drool is way too watery and dries up way too quickly for MoT those teeth will scrape the skin off your dick. It tastes pretty nice though you can use it for some kissing play I guess.
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>Buy one of those perfume things from NLS
>They cover the packaging in duct tape

I don't understand why they don't offer this option on onahole boxes, or put tape on onahole boxes that need to be peeled off slowly/in a certain format or it rips off the imagery.
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>>14819301
Because that looks suss as fuck and if customs do decide to look inside your box they will unravel that to check for drugs or weapons.
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>>14819315
Well then they unwrap it and don't find drugs.
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>>14819315
>suss as fuck
Hell yeah, nigga. That shit is whack.
You know what I'm sayin'?
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>>14819317
fo sho ma niga. i gat ya
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>>14819198
puni hole SPDX
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>Ordered 144 condoms bulk buy
No idea for usage
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>>14819331
Same here, I planned to use them for when I didn't want to clean up, but they fuck up the feeling of it all.
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>>14817961
You shall receive the URL.
http://video.fc2.com/a/en/movie_search.php?keyword=%E3%82%AA%E3%83%8A%E3%83%9B%E3%83%BC%E3%83%AB%E3%80%80%E3%82%AA%E3%83%8A%E3%83%8B%E3%83%BC&timestart=0&timeend=0&test=&timemin=%E5%88%86&perpage=20&usetime=0
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>>14818624
What size do you need to buy for it to even fit on those?
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Hissatsu... Giiiga... Durirrru...

>>14818624
Play an easily recognisable song on them, konga-style.
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>>14815952
>>14815952
>>14818090
>>14818344
>>14818624
im from /fit/ and i must say... u are a god among men. im perma lurking this thread for that clip, mate. my dick hasnt been this hard in ages
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>>14819391
t-thank you oniichan
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Va cum witch is sure bullying on the dick, I can already feel all my bloody veins popping in my dick.
Erectile dysfunction here I come.
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https://youtu.be/VRAzs0I8cA0
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>>14819270

I actually had a positive experience using Lovely Girl's Drool compared to other lubes with my MoT, I felt certain parts of the hole more and it didn't dry up quickly for me, albeit I put plenty of lube in it at the start. It's all subjective, really.
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>>14819331
Now you can just keep them out on display and look cute as fuck.
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>>14819547
I get a huge boner out of watching cute traps using ona holes like in mother 02218AE less
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>vacuum so good you can feel it physically drawing the cum out of your cock
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>>14819997
Name of hole?
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>>14819997
>>14820152
I think its this https://blog.onahole.eu/reviews/onaholes/seducing-witch are there any other holes with god-awesome suction? I want something that would feel like I'm fucking the gravitational pull from a black hole.
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>>14818624
Holy shit
Can you hotdog it? Please record
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This arrived. As feared, the interior has basically no sensation. It MIGHT work for you if your dick is fucking H U G E, girthwise. So I stuck an onahole (Bordeaux 17) in it. Fit quite easily inside, since the interior is large.

Possible problem, is that while I could get my dick in and thrust, it seems like I get pushed out too easy, and it's difficult getting back in, as I'm not balls to the walls hard. At this point though, I fumbled around with it for around an hour anyway, and just wanted to get off.

Everything else is as nice as
>>14818344
>>14818624
makes it look out to be though. Absolutely amazing to grope and look at, and it's super nice getting the feedback of pushing/hitting against it while thrusting. This one was sort of a pain to lug around and clean though, so I imagine that 80 pound ver, while also better in every other way, is also multiplied in pain in the ass to clean (However, if you can stick an onahole in it, then it's all good like mine, so you just have to mainly clean the onahole, and not the giant ass itself).

Got mine for $350 CAD ($250 USD) with taxes and all. Overall I think it's only worth it at this price point if you like or want a whole hip/ass to do whatever with, and don't mind having a nice long play time. Can't be stressed enough the interior has basically no feeling, you aren't getting off with this alone, trust me, there's only a sliver of a chance if your girth is massive as I said. If you just have an interest and don't want to take the plunge for the $1000 version, $200 USD/EUROs~ would be fair for it. Just remember it's pretty big, you'll need a closet or something to store it.
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whats the differences between the Puni Ana DX/DX Hard Edition/Fuwatoro? weight and color?
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>>14820397
Aren't Juliana's ones these, or am I very much mistaken?
https://smcs.myshopify.com/products/25-inch-fantasia
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>>14820420
how soft it is.
Hard is...
DX is normal
fuwatoro is soft.
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>>14820481
Yes, Juliana's are 85lb but the other guy's is 20lb both made by the same company. What if Juliana actually works at that company and this was all an elaborate advertising campaign?
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why can't I find any really tight onaholes that don't have lolis plastered all over them?
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>>14820611
Unless I'm missing something, they aren't made by the same company. Who cares if it is advertising, it looks great, and after trying this more sane 20 pound version, I have no doubts the 25 inch one would be godly. $1000 godly, if it lasts.
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>>14820619
you know why
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Looking into the Venus Real to help cure death grip and regain sensitivity. Would the regular or the soft be better for this? What about the Very soft version?
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>>14820926
if you have death grip syndrome I would recommend starting at regular, buy a different lilith / venus line at soft later on. otherwise you're going to feel like you're fucking a cloud if you move onto something too soft right away.
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yeah I know i'm weird. so I bought one of those puni toys and I put a little bit of chocolate in the anal cavity. I wanted to simulate what it was like if I really did anal. I cleaned it out really well after I finished but now i'm wondering if chocolate has some kind of chemical that could damage the toy
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>>14821082
well dogs die if they eat chocolate
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>>14821082
Simulating brown dick? And people say I'm weird.
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>>14821082
I think high concentrations of sugar actually harms most fungus.
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I think I went too hard on my lolinco, I nearly burst out of her chest. Damnit
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>>14821068
Cool, thanks for the advice.
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>>14821198
pics?
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>>14821534
maybe ill take one if i actually penetrate the chest
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Whats a nice lube to use for onaholes that can also be used for my buttplug.
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>>14821620
I used onatsuyu for anal, seems good enough.
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A Witch’s Temptation (Seducing Witch) vs Daisuki Hold. I'm assuming Seducing Witch is better since it's more expensive? I don't want to get both to compare.
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This is just after a month of use. It's still use able but I didn't think I'd destroy my Campus Life: Athlete Type like this...
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>>14821715
You killed it. How big are you?
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>>14821715
Campus life series is no good for big dicks ;_;
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>>14821773
>>14821784
I'm only 4"~5", guess being Asian will do that to you, couldn't even reach the "cervix" unless I push down. Must be my girth though?

I think I might get this hole next though:

https://blog.onahole.eu/reviews/onaholes/sexy-elder-sister
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Just tried my frog onahole for the first time, 7/10 breddy gud. It's pretty big, comfy and the durability looks nice.
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>>14821694
Daisuki Hold, more money doesn't always mean better performance
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What are some quality dick bullies with a price tag more than 50 but less than 100?
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>>14818624
Can someone post the original of this?

Want to show it to some people irl and on my phone.
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>>14821609
nah, just pics of your dick.
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tfw ordered from otona jp a few weeks ago.

Got slowest option and it arrived and "sorted" in ny as of saturday.

I am living in a state bordering NY but it hasnt shipped out or arrived yet. ;_;

Anyone have similar experience with SAL shipping?
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>>14820397
Very inferior to the $1000 one. Look at the lack of vulva puff.

>>14818624
>>People paying to see their waifus get violated?!

Definitely. Just set up a PO Box where they can send you dakis and underwears and then start a channel on like pornhub to show them off
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>>14822101

Try plugging the tracking number into USPS's site

If it's not updated there then it's just average usps fuckery
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Just got my air pillow and cover today. These are a great idea, I just wish it was bigger.
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>>14820397
Okay... so the vag sucks. But how about, you know... the ASS??
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>>14822190
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>>14822194
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>want to into onahole
>read the sticky, read reviews for the desired starters
>mfw
The question is do i go for the Lillith Soft and a Lolinco.
Or that there Puni DX.

my mind tells me the former two to get some variety and a feel for this art.
but the Puni though.
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how many people use air pillows?
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>>14822008
>lol check out these nerds and their wacky japanese stuff
No.
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>>14822191
The ass has 0 sensation at all. It's completely smooth. The vagina is very very slightly ribbed.

>>14822190
It's difficult to use horizontally though. The only way I could get it to work nicely is vertically.
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>>14822154
I am tracking via USPS It has been "Your item has been processed through our sort facility in ISC NEW YORK NY(USPS)" since the 19th.
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>>14822190

How is it versus the pillow trick or strapping an ona to a dakimakura? Noisy at all?
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>>14822190
asspussy
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>>14822352

That's just USPS being a shit as usual then
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>>14822472
Think ill get it soon?
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>>14822190
Anything similar to this but with the onahole positioned vertically?
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>>14822228
Best to start off with the small holes.
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>>14822228
get lilith uterus and lolinco
best of both words

puni is alright, but lolinco is better bang for your buck
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>>14822335
>The ass has 0 sensation at all. It's completely smooth.
Well shit. But is it at least tight?
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>>14822562

Can't be too terribly tight if he can stick an onahole in the holes
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You know what i'm reminded of by that air pillow. that kuu pillow from way back. It was utter shit, wasn't it.
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So what are some good air pillows or fuckable things that you can stick your onahole into to simulate sex?
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>>14822562
No. But if you stick an onahole in, the onahole will be tight. Maybe too tight.
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Just got my Onatsuyu and Lovely Girl's Drool delivered. The Onatsuyu is... bigger than I thought it'd be.
Had it shipped with the packaging removed. Interesting how they covered them in black duct tape so it's a bit less obvious what they are. Do you guys think it's to protect the product since the original packaging was removed or for privacy reasons?
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>>14822689
No, it covers the product so that when customs opens your box, they wont know that you a pedo/perv.
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>>14822228
What other anon said, Lillith uterus is a great beginners hole.

As a heads up if you get any other Lillith series don't go for the soft, in my experience the uterus soft feels like a different material then the rest of the series'.
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>>14822702
do people that work at customs even care?
I bet it's just old people
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>>14822771
Yea they do, their jobs are on the line if they're letting things through that aren't meant to go through.
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>>14822784
it's just a sex toy though
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>>14822803
its just against the law tho
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>>14822811
says who?
i'm in California, the state where "free love" and sexual liberation is a big deal
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>>14822826
nigger
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>>14822826
>the state where "free love" and sexual liberation is a big deal
I'm so sorry.
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that 25" ass is driving me crazy, for once in my life I wanna go outside my room to get a job and buy ten of those. A grand is kind of overkill though, no way the producing cost per unit of these things is that high, those motherfuckers are making huge margins. But my dick doesn't care if get jewed, Im calling the factory tomorrow.
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>>14822864
ditto. started a reallocating my budget to buy one.
hopefully he'll still be making the next year
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>>14822864
I can only imagine the surge of orders they received over the past week
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>>14822461
Haven't had a chance to use yet, but it doesn't seem like it would be too noisy.
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>>14822461
what do you mean "noisy"
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>>14822997
Ever sat down on an inflatable pool ring?
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>>14815723
Are you a girl? Or just gay?
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>>14823020
it popped
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>>14823103
Now imagine your family rushing into your room after hearing that and seeing you lying on top of a deflated air pillow with a naked chinese cartoon girl and your dick stuck in a fleshlight.
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>>14822880
>>14822864
If you do go for it, doing lay away dramatically increases the time you'll receive it. That wait was too painful... On the second one. Also better start liftin yo.
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>>14823143
What are those lines in the middle of the cheeks going across? Are those just left by the underwear or are they mess ups in the material?
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>>14823143
You never answered, how difficult is the clean up process?
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>>14823173
Unfortunately theres a small indentation due to manufacturing apparently.
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>>14822997

Does it make the 'balloons rubbing against each other vigorously' sound like most inflatable plastics do, or does the pillow case dampen the sound
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>>14823201
As difficult as carrying a monstrous floppy 85 pound of blubber could be to a tub. In other words, I play with it way more than I bang it.
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>>14823223
You know, if you lift it every session you'd gain some good muscle.
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>>14823143
What is the texture of the insides?
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>>14823143
this >>14823491
grab a hollow ube or something and lets take a trip into the holy hole.
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>>14823223
You could always just hotdog them
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Hypothetically say you guys bought one of those $1000 75 pound giant asses like the guy in this thread.

Would you honestly buy underwear for it to wear?

If so, what kind?
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>>14823664
yeah
probably some little girl kind
some nice wide ones

maybe even ask a girl to wear them for a few days so they have that authentic girl smell
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>>14823664
If I'm already 1k down the rabbit hole youbet your ass I'm buying it underwear. Maybe some nice boyshorts or whatever those are called.
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>>14815326
Well shit. My holes and lube are stuck in LA customs and I just got a call from DHL saying they needed a better description of the goods and their end use, the manufactures full name and address; and my name, address, and SSN. What the fuck should I tell them?
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>>14823683
It's for PERSONAL USE, that's all you need to say
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>>14823683
Give them what they ask. It's just fucking sex toys man. How are people still ashamed to own these in 2016?
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>>14823664
Ironically, I find them more erotic when they have panties covering them. So yeah, I would.

>>14822190
Where did you order your air pillow/cover? I've been considering getting the one on NLS but they don't seem to have that particular cover.
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>>14823683
Looks like Customs thinks your items are valued over the limit. Don't give out your SSN and tell them you don't know the manufacturers name and address. They obviously have your address on the package.
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>>14822190
>>14822194
>>14822203
Nice Blog.
People tend to Blog more frequently in the last threads, keep it together guys. Use the chatroom to mingle and to share your blog and how much you love autismmonkey. Extend the thread length, 1 day is too fucking short fellas.
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>>14823664
Sling bikini or bust.
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>>14823732
chill out man
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>>14823683
> SSN

there isn't a chance in hell I'd give some courier service my SSN for malaysian penis toys
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>>14823732
Who gives a shit?
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>>14821620
I wouldn't trust water based lube for anal play. Just get metal (njoy is great) or glass and use silicone/oil for the plugs. But use something that won't damage silicone for the plugs.
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I've gone through the pastebin, but I'm not seeing much mention of that 3 to 4 hundred dollar Cyclone onahole and am legitimately considering buying it. Anyone here actually own one? The Vorze A10 Cyclone SA, specifically.
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>>14823683
Is it a loli toy?
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>>14823766
looks scary
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>>14823712
It's on AmiAmi, Insert Air Pillow Pillow Cover #27 Illustration by Ganari Ryuu.
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>>14823775
I found out about it from the Fap Hero site.

https://blog.onahole.eu/reviews/sex-machines/vorze-a10-cyclone-sa
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>>14823673
>>authentic girl smell
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>>14823797
Sorry i still can't resist 3D most of the time.
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>>14823774
Well this is in the package:
http://en-nls.com/pict1-41126?c2=9999
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>>14823833
just tell them it's for personal use
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>>14823833
Yeah, that's a loli toy. Just be glad you aren't in Canada, though you may have landed on a list.
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>>14823712
http://www.amiami.com/top/detail/detail?gcode=LTD-ETC-01135
http://www.amiami.com/top/detail/detail?scode=LTD-ETC-00900

Cover is on back-order but it didn't them too long to get one. You'll need a credit card though, AmiAmi doesn't accept PayPal for their 18+ items.
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>>14823833
That looks like a bretty gud entrance.
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>>14823779
>>14823923
Thanks
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>>14820397
I gave this a proper try again. Got it all set up quickly and rearing to go. I used a very soft onahole this time, it was harder to insert into the hip and had a good chunk sticking outside, but it turned out fine. Whether it was cause I used a softer onahole this time, used more lube, or both, I was able to thrust into it easily and go about my business. Was quite surprising at first, as the increased tightness really changed the feel. Was amazing pounding into the hip.

Recommend it a bit more now if you have the pocket change.
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Please, help me out /ona/bros. What happens if I decide not to risk getting my package from customs?
I ignore it, they eventually ship back the package to sender and I presume I get the items' worth back to my paypal? (Except for shipping costs, I guess that will be lost for good.)
Customs won't nag about it at all?
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>>14824575
don't be a coward, go up to customs, look at those old senile customs workers and tell them, I want my package, my perfectly legal package that I bought with my legal tender.
It's for MY personal use and you can't stop me.
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queencat is selling factory imperfect onaholes whole sale.
can anyone identify what toys these are?
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>>14824584
what's imperfect about them?
what does "wholesale" mean?
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>>14824584
Bottom mid is wet monster chimera
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>>14824590
most common imperfection of the bunch is air bubbles causing holes on the outer side, though they say if any are unusable you cannot return it

>>14824605
thanks

thinking about it I dont like smaller holes, I like the weight of more expensive ones
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>>14824584
The semi see through ones might be a cq roll
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>>14824615
so are they ultra cheap?
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>>14824638
$10 for a hole. I'd buy 10.
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yea so it seems like all of them are from ride japan.

store says it sells for $25-35 normally and you can get them for 10. random what you get
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>>14824657
that sounds like fun actually.
where do i go for my own mystery hole?
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new bro here, where do australians get there holes from, is there any site that I can buy from that doesn't have to ship them from japnan?
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>>14824661
queencatadulttoys.com
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>>14823143
What's the material? Does it feel anything at all like real skin?
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>>14824584
I'm really surprised I own so many of those.
I like all of them except the open my pussy.
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>>14824584
The white one is My Trosseau
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I'm one of the Frenchfag that ordered from Nls. I've just had news, my package was in the post-office of my city, I've never received a call of a letter. So it was sent back to Nls.
Nice work postfags.
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>>14822280
>implying

Naw, famalan. I just wanted to share the love with my friends. pic related

>>14815874
You mean this one?
http://www.amazon.com/Sujiman-Kupa-Lolinco-Onahole/dp/B01BSULGJ4/ref=sr_1_6?ie=UTF8&qid=1456139023&sr=8-6&keywords=onahole

They also have the temptation witch some other anon mentioned but it's way more expensive than just getting it at a toy shop/jp site: http://www.amazon.com/ToysHeart-Temptation-witch-by/dp/B018KVBN2O/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1456316367&sr=8-1&keywords=witch+temptation
Cheaper than $50 on Amazon.
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>>14824575
>>14824581
Thanks, anon, but the problem isn't that they see my rubber vags (which they probably already did).

Problem is that I asked Otonajp not to declare it as a gift, they confirmed that they will write the real value on the box, however they wrote something different and they even changed (without telling me) the shipping method to EMS which is 1000 Yen more expensive.
Now my paypal invoice and the shipping notice slip written by Otonajp have two completely different values so I don't know what to declare for my customs because I'm afraid that they will think I tried to fool them with incorrect values (which I did not intend to do at all, that's why I didn't want it to be labeled as "gift").
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>>14825147
Your invoice is what matters in the end. That's the amount you pay taxes and fees on
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How good do they feel, guys?
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Newfag here

What is a good cheap ($25ish or less) onahole for someone who is 6.5"x1.5" (16.5cmx4cm)?

I spent a long time looking at items on Anon's Onahole Spreadsheet:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1uHX1q8G2XKKGVHOvlXTyKbMGZRPHhxWzq2N_KqNoDqs/edit?pref=2&pli=1#gid=0

The only ones I can seem to find are the R20, Boku Ona 2 Great, and WAZ Daruma-Gaeshi Hard, going by the assumption of buying ±1cm is the thing to do along with financial constraints.
http://en-nls.com/pict1-15738
http://en-nls.com/pict1-42211
http://en-nls.com/pict1-39889

I am not very clear on how durable these things are and have downsizing to smaller sizes a consideration if they are rather durable and can stretch.
If this is possible, then I am considering going with the Lolinco.
http://en-nls.com/pict1-39103

My only issue with doing this is the box art. I live in a state where lewd lolis get you jail time (but buying guns in a Wallgreens Parkinglot w/out a bill of sale isnt), and I am unclear on what is deemed acceptable. Also, word goes around that my apartment complex goes through people's private packages, but I'm not concerned about that because I hardly interact with the staff that isn't maintainance. Anyways, would it be possible for me to request that they ship it in a plain box rather than the stock one in the event that a box's art would be deemed illegal?

If you know of anything better, please don't hesitate to let me know.

Asking for a friend obviously :^)
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>>14825181
>word goes around that my apartment complex goes through people's private packages

The fuck?
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s-so i dont have a penis i was wondering if i bought an onahole would i not get any enjoyment out of it at all? are they nice to like finger and maybe lick or no?
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>>14825265
How big is your clit?

...no, seriously.

https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=clit+fleshlight&FORM=VSRANF
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>>14825265
the skin feels really good
>>
Can't decide Puni Hole DX or Kupa Cocolo?
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>>14825260
Four other people that live next to me have told me that.
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>>14825270
not that big!!! that's gross!

>>14825291
that's nice to know thank you! would it be best to play with it with some kind of lube even if im not sticking a peepee inside?
>>
What are your thoughts on Tenga cups?

I've been using onaholes for more than a year now but have always been curious about Tenga products.
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>>14825372
Never tried the holes.

The fliphole is tiresome and rough.
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Comments?
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>>14825181
>word goes around that my apartment complex goes through people's private packages

Opening someone else's mail is a federal offense, if those rumors are true, you and your apartment mates should get them charged for being creepy assholes.
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>>14825493
Cool. Will do if necessary.
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So are there any good things to buy that you can attach your onahole too and fuck?

I don't want a doll, but I was looking at the "pillow hugger" from queens cat. anyone tried this? or is there anything better?
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>>14825357
How about you and I hold hands
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>>14825571
b-but anon...that's lewd!
o-okay only if i can call you oniichan though
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Just ordered a lolinco! first onahole since 2012 when I first tried them but threw them all away. had like four pretty cheap regular and a "forbidden" fleshlight
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>>14825606
she's going to bully your dick and you're going to enjoy it
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>>14825590
Fuck off.
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>>14825620
it's okay anon, you can hold hands with us too!
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>>14825625
>holding hands with multiple people

Sluts.
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>>14825629
3dpds amirite
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>>14825629
this
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>>14825181
After doing a bit more research and looking at the reviews, I ended up going to toydemon to buy Lolinco, Peace Lotion, and the OnaShaker. I wish the prices weren't so damn high, but it still ended up being cheaper than NLS. I also got $2 USPS priority shipping by using some jewpon codes.

I hope this turns out well for me. For now, I play the waiting game.

From what I understand, the OnaShaker is sold out at NLS, and I was fortunate enough to run across this one. I think $15 is a little too much for it, so I will be inspecting it closely to see if I can replicate it using household parts and tools. Once I find out a good alternative solution, I will post the plans/schematics to build it here. As far as I can tell, it beats having to turn your hole inside out just to clean it, thus reducing wear and tear.
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>>14825295
You know opening other people's mail is a federal offense? Maybe you should make that clear to your landlord.
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>>14826390
I really hate these types of images
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>>14825265
I know everyone in /ona/ hates fleshlights, but this may be where FL is superior.

The detail on the outerbits are incredible. I bought one mouth, one butt, and one vagina at a brick and mortar sex shop while impatiently waiting for an onahole order.

I now use them only for oral play while fapping. Licking a realistic asshole while jerking is incredible erotic.

If you are looking for a good feel while fingering go with the /ona/ recommended Venus Real Soft. It is very organic feeling and maintains lube (and liquid) extremely well. I'll jerk with it first thing in the morning (and not clean up), then around noon find myself fingering the still wet insides.
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>>14825265
the butt ones are really great too. i put a little chocolate in mine to simulate anal sex. i don't know how that would work with anal play if you want chocolate on your finger, but it feels fan fucking tastic with a penis
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>>14824584
Forgive me for being retarded, but is there a link for that? Google's not picking up anything but raw meat with that image and I don't see mention of this on the QC blog or sales page.
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>>14826822
http://www.queencatadulttoys.com/factory-seconds-masturbator/
>>
Just got this.

How fucked am I?
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>>14826833
Thanks bunches. And great, it's onahole gachapon and we're not even sure what's inside the machine. This is both exciting and worrying all at once; I feel like it'd be more worth it if we didn't have to pay shipping on top though. Ah, decisions.
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>>14826902
I bought 2 of them along with 2 other holes. I did the math and as long as you can get 10 or more uses out of whatever they send you it's pretty damn worth it, even better if both of them are almost flawless and feel amazing.
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>>14815326
Big Rina, is it good?
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>>14826885
Is that Kokomi?
>>
any fuckable daikimari pillow or something that isn't a blow up doll that i can put my onahole in?
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>>14827018
Meiki Plush
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>>14824671
i dont see any "clearance" options or anything
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>>14825265
if you don't have a penis why would you want an onahole?
That's like a non-gay man buying a dildo.
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>>14827412
Lesbian make out session with a rubber vagina is the only thing that comes to mind.

Or she's just a total pervert that finds the prospect of fucking around with an external vagina hot, not that there's anything wrong with that.
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>>14827425
dont they taste awful?
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>>14825265
Use it to jerk guys off.
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>>14826695
I dunno what kind of anal sex you guys have been having, but whenever I've done anal (not very much) I've never had even a single brown spec on my dick.
>>
If I wanted to try something different are any of the bad dragon holes worth it? Was thinking about the shark one.
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>>14827528
hehe
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>>14824121
How is it for buttjobs? I want a big hip with cheeks that don't cost $900
>>
just got my otonajp delivery today! puni ana dx soft and futanari musume. puni is so soft and jiggly. loved slapping her ass, and with the clean hole blocked the suction was pretty intense. the softness of the material made every out stroke feel like a pussy gently clenching and not wanting to let go. would recommend highly!
>>
>>14827425
>>14827434
certain ones can/may give you a sore throat. Tomax and Fleshlight are both pretty good orally- not a "bad" taste...just not like delicious. very neutral.
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>>14826833
Somebody get me this please.
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>>14827528
it's a tube with bumps/twists/ridges that you lube to stick a dick in.

The only reason to get a bad dragon over any other higher quality toy is cause you want a weird aesthetic and it turns you on.
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>>14827528
Some reviews were posted a couple threads ago. >>14758443

The shark looks way too smooth. I'd go for the husky.
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>>14828090
is that anatomically correct?
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>>14823766
I haven't got it but all the reviews I've seen say it's pretty amazing with the files where you can set timing for the movements and choose which type of turn so you can sync it with a video and kinda simulate it. I've remember seeing one for that Studiofow bioshock porn.

I wanna try this but I'd rather wait for an improved version and save my money since I'm sceptical about it just turning and not thrusting.
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>>14828240
I don't think anthropomorphic huskies have an open ended vagina, but I'm no expert.
>>
Thank god Hotpowers only made about 3 new pairs of tits for that restock.
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>tfw was to rough with my onahole and busted a hole in the other side during orgasm

I-I'm sorry, onahole
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>>14828629
Did your spunk shoot out of the hole?
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>>14828659
please dont say lewd things
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>>14828674
Gee looks like your onahole is out of service. Maybe I could be your onahole tonight?
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>>14828659
It was more of a fountain since I was mildly upset at the death on my onahole.

I hope it liked being a buttslut, I question why I even bought a dual hole one if I only used the anal hole.
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>>14828713
Which hole was it? I really want an anal hole, but I've stopped buying them long ago.
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>>14828719
It was a really cheap one I found on amazon, was about $20 and lasted me roughly a year before I busted it.

A mold of some girls ass, so it was one of those mini ass onaholes with both holes, it looked really nice. I burned the box a long time ago thou so my family wouldn't find it.

It came with a free bullet vibrator too, I dunno why.
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>>14828629
feelio when I killed more than 5 onaholes and I don't even have a big dick.

The tsurupetta soft died in one session but goddamn did it felt good, way better than the lolinco to me.
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>>14827408
It's not a clearance sale.
http://www.queencatadulttoys.com/factory-seconds-masturbator/
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>>14819331
I bought my 3rd box, time flies when your horny and don't feel like getting your onaho pregnant.
>>
why not just use a condom right on your tip so you get all the pleasure minus the mess
>>
Anyone know what chemicals are safe to use on an onahole to clean with? I know that there is "mild hand soap", but I do know for a fact that some hand soaps contain different chemicals, some that could be bad for the onahole. Soaps can contain several things like sulfates, chlorides, acids, salts, dyes, and fragrances that could be potentially harmful to the onahole.
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>>14823664
animal print thong.
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>>14829427
am gonna buy 2 will share in a few days
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>>14829579
Godspeed.
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>>14829480
Anything intended for human use, albeit not too prolonged, is generally not detrimental to the health of these. If you're this knowledgeable about "chemicals" then you should know about the chemical stability of a product intended for prolonged, moist penis contact.

It's an umbrella term. Nobody knows shit about confidential formulas and compositions.
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Anybody have reccomendations for prostate stimulation? I really don't know where to start. I'm guessing i'll need some sort of cleaning device, as well as a dildo; although i would prefer if it wasn't modeled after a realistic dick (because i'm not gay)
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>>14829635
Bad dragon and Ibuprofin
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>>14829635
Aneros, but you need some training to get incredible prostate orgasms.
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>>14829635
Buy some anti-bacterial soap and you're good to go for cleaning the dildo/anal toy and you're good to go.

As for cleaning your butt the premium tool out there that I can recommend is the nexus douche(i've tried 2 other cleaners and they've both sucked): http://en-nls.com/pict1-38139?c2=13001017
While lube helps getting it in, you really don't need it because the nozzle is quite small but the whole thing itself holds 225ml off the top of my head.
Downside is that it's not clear.

As for anal toys I only own a Aneros helix syn which is quite nice, one day hope to try something vibrating but I don't have the balls for a dildo.
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>>14829635
I used a nitrile glove and some lube
>>14829658
I didn't get any prostate orgasms at all for all the times I tried it. When I did ejaculate, it felt like absolutely nothing. Peeing even felt better. I gave up and figured I could live without it. I didn't think the hassle was worth my time either.
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>>14819331
>Bought Chapeu Slim thinking that slim condom = better tightness
>Actually have problem getting it down the shaft
I don't even have a big nigger dick, fucking the rubber part is cutting of circulation
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>>14829703
>http://en-nls.com/pict1-38139?c2=13001017
Just go with crowns or beyond seven condoms. Usually 100 for $15 or so on Amazon.

The only problem is if you're using them with toys make sure they're using water-based lube and not silicone. Durex Extra Sensitive are great too for onahole use/toy protection/sex AND are waterbased.
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>http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0098FV7X2?m=A165P864A8QJ3J&qid=1456391664&ref_=sr_1_17&s=merchant-items&sr=1-17#customerReviews
>$80
>pink puni dx
I know some merchants ship these toys to amazon warehouses but this looks like a bootleg. I heard onatsuyu has a bootleg somewhere.
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>>14829815
>onatsuyu
I hope it's not the one that comes with amazon prime shipping because that's what I ordered.
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>>14829856
Me too, I noticed the packaging looked slightly different from the one I ordered on NLS vs the prime one. The prime one looked cleaner but had different markings towards the side end. I wish I took a photo of it, but the consistency felt the same.
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>>14829781
Bit late now that I now own a 143 of them.
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>>14818624
I'm new to this. I'm impressed. How does it feel??
>>
Can anyone tell me how discreet it is on the credit card and shipping if I choose to go with Amazon prime or is it a bad idea?
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>>14831148
Who else is reading your statements?

Regardless it will just read the name of the storefront or amazon itself. Not he product name.
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>>14831148
buy a visa vanilla gift card if you're paranoid.
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>>14831148
You'll be fine, just order it.
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What might be some of the more intense onahole experiences any anons have had? Out of the very few I've tried, Eroman stood out to me as overtly stimulated. Loved it.
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>>14822190
How much place does it take deflated? And the cover when folded? I'm running short on room to hide my stuff...
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>>14832983
Most intense would have to be my 17 bordeaux, mouth of truth and lolinco. Oh, also the kunoichi soft. If you know how to use them, you can make any hole feel intense as fuck.
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I placed an order on December 21st from Japan that was supposed to arrive on February 3rd and it's still not here
Is it just not coming?
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>>14833004
give it time, it took 3 months for me to get my Calorie Mate cookie.
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>>14832984
Very little once all the air has been squeezed out. Should be pretty easy to hide.
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>>14833158
Thanks.
Ended up ordering one since it's actually pretty cheap.

Bought this cover, hope they'll be able to get it. http://www.amiami.com/top/detail/detail?scode=LTD-ETC-00951
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>>14819331
Water balloon fight with kindergartners.
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>>14833598
OH GOD YES
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>>14833598
those are gonna be some large balloons
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>>14833582
I just ordered one too. I found a cover on AmiAmi that was sold out (#4) and it wasn't available on NLS so I asked them to backorder it for me. NLS responded within a few hours saying it was now available, I made my order, and it's shipping today. (waiting for e-packet is gonna be suffering)
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i used my hole without lube, now my dick kinda hurts and i feel like its bleeding what do i do
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>>14833727
god this is so hot
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>>14833727
>cum on the print
You're meant to add that yourself, not have it already in the picture
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>>14833738
Yeah. Artist is Taropun, one of my favorites.
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Supplementfag here.
After experimenting for months I found something that works for me.
I take 3600mg of lecithin in one shot about 6-8 hours before a session and I've noticed a much bigger load.
The only downside is that it seems to upset my stomach the next day.
/blog
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>>14833857
>3600mg of lecithin
where to get?
>>
>>14833857
For what purpose?
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>>14833891
Just 3x 1200mg capsules

>>14833916
Fetish
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>>14833857
Soy or sunflower?
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>>14833970
Soy
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>>14833984
>soy
Dun do dat cunt.
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>>14834003
Is it that bad?
>>
>>14834018
Probably not, but you should avoid soy in general where possible.
>>
>>14834018
Possibly, soy contains a substance that acts like estrogen in the body. Not sure if this matters with lecithin though.
>>
If I buy the Venus Real on amazon will the box amazon ships out have the adult toy seal on it? Or will it be on a box inside the box they shipped it in like with how this picture from the guide looks >http://i.imgur.com/TiD0r6c.jpg
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>>14834049
Box inside the box. When I ordered mine the outer box was a standard Amazon Prime branded box.
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>2-6 days shipping
>it's been 7 days
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I technically made it to Friday until I dove into my Seventeen Bordeaux. I stroked for the most fantastic hour of my life. I can't believe I could last that long.

It's completely different from the Lolinco that would just try to milk me in under 5 minutes and I had to give the little slut a break to make my session last longer.

Does this officially mark the end of my death grip /ona/?
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>>14834666
I close my eyes and seize it
I clench my fists and beat it
I light my torch and burn it
I am the beast I worship...
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can someone tell me what is the machine moving the hips?

http://video.fc2.com/en/a/content/20140610QADKHDHD/
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>>14835235
this isn't really necessary, don't you agree?
>>
there are people who still use astroglide
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>>14835262
don't pull the oldfag card on here please
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>>14835262
for your own sake, lurk more.
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>>14834887
just engineering stuff, probably home made.
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>>14835343
words cannot express how hard im laughing
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>>14823677
Spats my son. Spats
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>>14833004
What site and what type of shipping?
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>>14833727
NLS are pros at getting stuff.
Made an order with out of store and special order goods on monday, they shipped it on thursday and it arrived to the EU in 5 days.
Aaaand it was e-packet, I might add, so I was really pleased.
>>
How long are we going to have to wait till that guy fucks that giant butt on video
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>Clean out, inject lube, try using aneros
>Doesn't feel good at all, hurts a tiny bit
Shit don't work yo
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>>14836073
You lack training! Is there another way for a lazy guy that just wants his butt buzzed but can't be arsed to train hard? I just want to know what its like to cum like a girl.
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>>14818417
Not him but idk it makes my peen stiff
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>>14835343
a weapon to surpass metal gear
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>>14826553
its a felony punishable by up to 15 years in prison*
>>
I really miss the feeling of fucking ass. Is there a butthole onahle that feels similar to the real deal?
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Ordered while I was horny, how badly did I fuck up?
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>>14837082
You can use mine if you promise to be gentle, I'm cute.
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>>14837121
Are you in California? I'm not fucking anybody more than an hour drive out of Lodi. Hence the need for a squishy handheld substitute
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>>14818344
>>14818624
MORE OH GOD OH JESUS PLEASe
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>>14837099
>4 toy bags
>4 lubes
6/10
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>>14837137
I wish Lodi was pronounced Lodie instead of Lo-die.
I'm in the bay area too, hello.
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>>14825372
Holes are awesome but too tight for me. Same for flip holes.
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Should I powder my onahole with pic related? Or just use corn starch from my kitchen?
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>>14837393
you want just corn starch straight up. not blended with other shit. the stuff from your kitchen is better than your pic
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>>14818624
Sorry for the newbness, but is there a similar product or reduced dimensions? The page seems to show one, but they say it's from the competition?

Can someone point me in the right direction?
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>>14835343
I've seen homemade paizuri machines and hip rigs, but not one bit of instructions for making one, the parts and pieces used. But I'm retarded with mechanical shit. I need someone to make a guide for a tit/hip motion rig damn it.
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>>14837338
I'm not quite bay area. I'm in Galt, just used Lodi as it's the closest "big" city. I'm right between Sacramento and Lodi
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>>14837393
Just use plain corn starch. Nothing else.
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Hello everyone! I hope you're enjoying the start of the weekend!

Here is the new thread: >>14837485

To extend the life of the new thread, please continue using this one until it dies!
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>>14834018
>taking xenoestrogens
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