For now they may be small, I know. But they'll grow! Th

Kobolds are cute!

Especially the little ones!

You fucked it up, you idiot

Maids are olev

...almost ran right past this thread for some reason.

>>14742107
I want to headpat a thunderbird chick's head.

>>14742107
>subject in the name field
Then again I made that same mistake before.

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Barb drew a new Wisp and Cancer.

>>14742122
She got the booty.

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I had scouted the place out weeks in advance, making sure people didn't come there at any kind of frequency. It amazed me that a place as beautiful as this, so close to the city, would be completely unknown and untouched, but then again, it served my purposes well. It was deep enough in the woods to afford privacy, and privacy is a commodity that is difficult to come by these days.
She was impressed.

>>14742121
Gorgeous.

>>14742121
>>14742121
That wisp is thick and I love it.

>>14742111
>>14742116
Yet somehow I did it right the first time. I'm really not sure why I confused the two.

No way it can be fixed, can it? Not even by a mod?

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>*Record Scratch*
>*Freeze Frame*
>"Yep that's me, Kiki Kikimorovna Kikimorsky. Right about now you're probably wondering how I got here, right? Well, let me explain..."

https://youtu.be/fpeudpjyWS8

>>14742140
Just sit it out.
Also, you forgot something.

>>14742127
Well said! As for the art, is there a source elsewhere? I suppose what I'm really asking for is an artist's profile.

>>14742141
>Kiki Kikimorovna Kikimorsky
I see she comes from a long line of people trying to bullshit me.

>>14742152
I dunno, I had it saved from here.

>>14742141
>TFW no early 2000s teen comedy movie about a kikimora navigating the pitfalls of high school

>>14742121
I like, but for some reason the thumbnail makes her look like a Steven Universe character.

>>14742141
>KKK

That's not going to sit well

>>14742154
I believe I've found it: http://www.hws.tank.jp/htm/0708.htm

The artist even includes a link for a version with the background alone.

>>14742166
>KKK

She can get away with it because kikis are a minority and she's ethnically Siberian or something, I don't know.

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What's the neet thinking?

>>14742195
>Two Alps 69ing is where I'll draw the line

>>14742195
Fue's onee-san porn.

>>14742195
In her shota husbando

>>14742195
>aww shit nigga, I really wish I had some dicks in me right now

>>14742121
Nice

>>14742127
For a second there I though this would end up being another sniffing shit.

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>>14742137
His Cancer is also cute.

I want to be friends with a tall, muscled cylcops and a tiny, pudgy oni to be my childhood friends.

>>14742216
This fucking guy. Now that the noses have been fixed, these are all bloody gorgeous.

>>14742216
I want to tickle her sides.

>>14742216
Eurgh. Never been fond of the girl-hips-deep-inna-crabface design, but the bizzare not-realism does NOT help it any.

More a criticism of the subject than the art; barb is doin' good stuff.

>>14742206
>dicks
>plural
What a slut

>>14742243
Wocks have five mouths.

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Riding on a bug~
Riding on a bug~

>>14742243
>>14742249
This is what Doppelganger potions were made for, girls with four or more mouths

>>14742243
She's a Wonderland girl anon, she's probably fantasizing about feeding her man a Double Dick Fruit so he can cumflate her in both holes at once.

>>14742253
Doppelganger potions are shit. She's still a slut.

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Bikini dress is the cutest

>>14742252
Eeew, a bug!
Step on it! Rub your dirty, smelly socks all over her face! Make her smell your smelly feet! Humiliate her good!

>>14742260
Don't get off the bug~
Don't get off the bug~
Certain death awaits you, if you get off the bug~

>>14742258
No. One-piece swimsuit is the cutest.

>>14742265
Tie her up tight and grind your musky, unwashed taint all over her while she can't do anything about it!

>>14742258
No, sunglass wearing bikini is the cutest

>>14742266
My nigger.

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>>14742195

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>>14742195
"I do" it for her

>>14742258
>Gazers butt is obscured
Aw.

>>14742294
>Somewhere in the multiverse Monster Girls are dreaming about marry human boys and have threads discussing their favorite human boys

>>14742258
>>14742266
>>14742286
CUTIES ARE CUTE. CUTE!

>>14742298
Old news, we call it /hbg/

>>14742195
>I wonder if they still make that shampoo I like

Wide Lamia hips with a big butt, or wide Lamia hips without?

>>14742298
Wouldn't they do that already in-universe... sometimes seconds before watching their friend go and try to seduce said boy?

Uh-Oh! Your infant monster girl daughter has taken to mounting her twin/younger sister, calling her 'cute wifey' after seeing you and your waifu getting it on all the time!
What do you do?

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>>14742303
Onepieces and thighhighs are the lewdest, they need to be dark, though.

>>14742306
With.
Very with.

>>14742309
Tell them that they can't play that till they are older

>>14742309
Record them playing house so I can embarrass them with the footage when they bring their husbands over for family dinners.

>>14742306
Without

>>14742309
Besides find a better lock?

>>14742309
Tell her that her sister is too young for that game and teach her how to use a dildo so she can play by herself.

>>14742249
Six.

>>14742328
>mouth-mouth
>pussy mouth
>ass mouth
>Wock mouth 1
>Wock mouth 2

>>14742309
tell them they have to wait until they get boyfriends to do that.

>>14742338
There is a third wock.

>>14742338
>Cumming in the delinquent tentacle mouths
Gross.

>>14742343
Oh?

>>14742347
It's not any worse than cumming in any Abomination hole. At least you can look at a cute girl while cumming.

>>14741393
I wasn't expecting you to do all of them, wasn't even expecting you to do any of them, I was just trying to get a list out there in the hopes that you'd do at least one. Trust me as soon as I have money to spend you and several other artists are gonna be a little bit richer while I drown in cowtits.

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>no busty Jubjub to cling to your back and grind her pussy against it

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>>14742107
>Come now~ufufu~there's no need to be so quiet with me
>No one can possibly hear you over the thunder
>No one else needs to... except for me

>>14742349
Every one forgets the third wock. The other two don't invite him to parties; and the jabberwock doesn't even give it a name or a funny voice. It's quite sad actually.

>>14742374
Good. Harpy pack is cuter and infinitely more useful.

>>14742376
That level of assertiveness makes me hard.

/r/ing seduction greentexts or captions

>>14742374

>no busty Kejourou to cling to your back and cover you in her hair

>>14742383
I'd happily vouch for Flowkelp being the most useful!

-On a hot day she can absorb your sweat before the bacteria makes it smelly
-She can keep you cool and hydrated with her excess water storage
-She can actually control the kelp and keep items hidden in there
-She can change sizes depending on her water content
-In a survival scenario she can even recycle fluids or feed you her excess nutrient rich kelp!

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>>14742385
Seduction captions, huh?

>>14742385
http://i.imgur.com/AalnL1J.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/WoeqKPx.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/TLryGTP.png
http://i.imgur.com/eQlTTZg.png
http://i.imgur.com/hf87kYo.png
Stuff I screencapped.

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>>14742258
This just in, Slingshots and any variant of it the best.

>>14742266
Yetis in school swimsuits learning to swim in "warm snow" is the cutest

>>14742121
>>14742216
Really digging these new faces, not that I had a problem with his old ones but these are more my thing for sure.

Cancr is adorable.

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>>14742409

>>14742415
I wish Barb would draw the alternate outfits I suggested to him.

>>14742429
Same, I think he got a ton of suggestions though so I wouldn't be surprised if he sat on some of them for a while.

>>14742408

Now I want to see artwork of a man nibbling the end of a Flok's kelp or something

>>14742408
>She can keep you cool and hydrated with her excess water storage
That's a fancy way of saying lactation isn't it?

>>14742421

That's still my favorite caption

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Did .less ever color this image? I vaguely remember a colored version but I can't remember if it was .less or somebody else that did it, or whether it was even colored at all.

I was thinking about asking some drawfags to draw my human waifu as a monstergirl, but then I realized have no idea what monstergirl she could be.

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>>14742421
A beautiful memory... Her confidence and her smile, both growing the deeper she pulled you into her breast and the deeper you looked into her eyes... And it only grew more beautiful each time, when many moons later you were blessed with your first child.

>>14742480
Who is she?

>>14742471

If it is not, I can take a crack at coloring her.

>>14742440
>Nibbling on the end of Flok's kelp... eagerly waiting for her to finish crafting her top-tier sushi

>>14742480
I can tell you, I'm an expert on this. Who is she?

>>14742451
I knew that would come up after what I said, but that isn't what I meant.

It'd be a bit difficult to do that while she was on your back after all... but I'm sure she wouldn't mind stopping for a drink.

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>>14742493
>>14742509
Saaya from Suisei no Gargantia

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>>14742499
Well, we have this one, but if you can one-up it, go right ahead.

>>14742505

I can't get enough of sushi so having a Flok making handmade sushi with her own kelp would be awesome.

>>14742515
She could be like one of those novelty caps with the bottles hooked up to those straws.
Every so often, she'll just reach around with her seaweed and push them to your lips to remind you to stay hydrated.

>>14742499
That would be nice in any case so if you're feeling up to it go ahead, like the other guy said anything new is appreciated.
>>14742515
>that isn't what I meant
You're no fun, could just attach some sort of compact milking machine to her and have the tubes lead to your mouth like one of those drink hats.
>>14742529
Ah so it has been colored, thanks for this.

>>14742528
She's gentle, has a decent chest and lives at sea. Sea Bishop or a regular mermaid would work.

>>14742528
Never felt compelled to watch the series despite its /m/ nature, though I have to admit it has its fair share of semen demons. If you want to find out what monstergirl she'd look good as, compare her behavioral and physical traits to that of existing species
Also, people like you are rare here. Do you come here often?

>>14742529
>>14742540

Well, since it seems there is a colored version of those lines, any preferred colors?

>>14742550
>Sea Bishop or a regular mermaid would work
It makes sense, but I would like to explore all the possibilities before deciding anything.

>>14742551
>If you want to find out what monstergirl she'd look good as, compare her behavioral and physical traits to that of existing species
She's sweet, gentle, and hardworking because she has a really big family which she has to contribute with her job.She's also a bit worried about her weight

>spoiler
What do you mean?

>>14742577
>What do you mean?
People with human waifus.

>>14742584
Oh, that. Responding to your question yes, I'm usually here when I'm not working and I've been here for a long time.

>>14742584
You'd be surprised how blown out of proportion the human girl hate is.
Sure, there's some people here with bad experiences, but to be honest, millions of people have bad experiences and keep on going. Mostly, it's just a self perpetuating case of "poster see, poster post."

>>14742603
I referred to 2D girls, not 3D.

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>>14742216
Why is your uniform soaking wet?

>>14742615
She's a crab.

>>14742615
She lives in the sea and makes bubbles, is why.

>>14742615
Sexual arousal

>>14742537
The thought of her now having her head atop yours to facilitate that is incredibly cute! I'd love to see this drawn!

>>14742540
>not carrying her on your shoulders while her milk trickles from her breasts down her kelp and into your mouth

>>14742612
There's some Paladin girl lovers around, though. I think just plain Peasant Girl would be too off topic for an MG thread.

>>14742383
Harpy pack doesn't have big jubs.

>>14742540
>could just attach some sort of compact milking machine to her and have the tubes lead to your mouth like one of those drink hats
My fetish. I remember something like it getting brought up when discussing mini Ushis.

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>>14742672
Some Harpy species are quite stacked.

>>14742680
>translation for that and hatomame's kitsune cg set never

>>14742687
Meh. ago's old art was pretty nice but all the new stuff is too plastic looking.

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>>14742677
So basically an Ushi version of this

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Jubjubs aren't too bright, are they?

>>14742668
Well there's another idea, though she'd have to be up a bit higher unless she can move the milk against gravity through her kelp.
>>14742677
I feel like this would be an actual thing in a monster girl world.

>>14742693
They're enforcing negative stereotypes about harpies.

>>14742693
Who knows, some Jubjubs may be more clever than they let on.

>>14742692
Sounds about right.

>>14742700
Crow Tengus probably hate it when people assume they're some air-headed Harpy.

>>14742694
>I feel like this would be an actual thing in a monster girl world.
Though it'd probably only work with milk producing shortstack-tier monstergirls.

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More random pictures from twitter, nothing that interesting this time around

http://imgur.com/a/gdRMJ

>>14742708
Not a mistake you want to make in bed if you value a dick without a feather stuck in it.

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>So, how about that hot piece of ass in marketing?
>I'd bust that ghost, if you know what I mean.

>>14742708
>Crow Tengu and Jub-Jub twins born to an Echidna
>The Crow Tengu loathes her sister while the Jub-Jub looks up to her

>>14742668
>The thought of her now having her head atop yours to facilitate that is incredibly cute! I'd love to see this drawn!

I agree. The flowkelp backpack idea is really strong. I think just that idea alone has put them more-or-less on the same level as sea slimes for me. And considering how much I like sea slimes, that's a good thing.

>>14742708
Well of course. They spend all that time studying just for people to assume they can't read above a grade school level.

>>14742712
From where does that soft little dragon come from?

>>14742528
Isn't she and her friends also bellydancers apart from messengers? Apsara.

>>14742711
There's always milk production potions. And mamo mana.

>>14742723
Over feeding a dragon daughter meat

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I want Miia to CQC hug me!

>>14742708
"Hello little bird. Would you like a cracker? Can you understand me?"
>"Excuse me?"
"Such a smart bird! You're a pretty little thing aren't you? Yes you are!"
>"I'm trying to read a book here..."
"Oh! You're reading a book without pictures! You must be very smart!"
>"Ugh..."

>>14742717
Is she wearing two pairs of panties?

>>14742712
Jesus christ that spider.

>>14742738
You're seeing the back of her front

>>14742736
Poor birdy.

>>14742738
Just one pair.

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>>14742732

I want to over feed a slime just to see what happens

>>14742723
No idea, that's the second picture of her I found while browsing through Japanese tweets

If I had to guess, I'd say she comes from Monster Hunter, she reminds me of the Akantor

>>14742778
It's just more slime

>>14742778
A new slime appears?

>>14742744
>>14742762
Oh that makes sense, I wonder if you had sex with her if you could see the semen floating inside her for a while afterwards, would make work place sex in the closet impossible to keep secret.

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>>14742738
Two pairs can be excellent though!

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>>14742778
Hope you got a thing for big girls, anon.

Are dragon girls cold or warm blooded?

>>14742778
You get another Slime.

>>14742801
Technically, they're cold-blooded, but they're fire makes it a moot point.

>>14742799
Giantessfag please exit the premises.

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>>14742700
Harpies do that on their own though.

Can monstergirls just plain never produce normal human offspring?

>>14742809
But would they want to warm up with a cute boy or not?

>>14742812
On super duper rare occasions sure, but otherwise it's so uncommon it's negligible.

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Well, if she wasn't like a Raiju already...

>>14742811
Hey. Most harpies are just as intelligent as your average human.

>>14742827
Kubo please.

>>14742814
I think that's what every monster girl wants.

>>14742789
That's boring.

>>14742792
>>14742805
I guess that could work.

>>14742799
I do but that's too big

>>14742811
>Wererabbit season you need to put up rabbit-proof fences to protect your crops and farmhands from Wererabbit swarms.
>Harpy season you need to make sure your farmhands keep to a buddy system and watch the skies, staying indoors until they leave.
>Mouse season you need to make sure storage is safe, Mouse Girls can squeeze through the tiniest cracks and eat all your cheese and supplies.
>Fox season you need to make sure they're not stealing any of your chickens and loitering around the place like delinquents.

There's no end to this when you're trying to run a farm in Monster Girl territory.

>>14742827
Kubo needs to drop Bleach and start making porn. Man is god tier when it comes to drawing sexy ladies.

>>14742832
THE HEART

>>14742845
That's you you have to get a big imposing wife, or hire a dog girl.

>>14742799
Slimes can get to dangerous sizes if left unchecked.

>>14742845
Mice you deal with by making it so they can't squeeze through cracks and foxes you can actually deal with the same way.


All brought to you by your favorite cow cult

>>14742847
Yeah, the best parts of Bleach for a while now have just been the fanservice.

Like today's chapter. Besides full-out Raiju Yoruichi, there was also a ton of focus on her ass. Which is great.

Can single monstergirls adopt orphans in MGC? How long would a young boy that lives in the streets last until he gets "claimed"?

>>14742853
Really now.

>>14742853
please don't make there be another /d/ discussion again.

I had a thought.

Did anyone work out how some MG's would fire guns if they had different hands?

>>14742852
A group of Dog Girls sounds good.

Vigiliant, trained, hard-working girls who chase off any wild Monster Girls and protect the Farmhands.

And they only flirt with said farmhands outside of working hours.

>>14742712
>nothing that interesting

>Cute messy kitsune
>That water plant girl

I disagree.

>>14742712
>Rumia as dark matter
It's perfect!

Also, I want to tease that chubby little dragon while I pound her big behind

>>14742827
Don't forget the 11/10 ass shot earlier in the chapter.
http://i.imgur.com/tZ4Wb2j.jpg

I'm going to breed a race of nine foot tall, muscled mice girls and there's nothing you can do to stop me!
Giant dormice!
Giant hinezumis!
Giant large rats!

>>14742884
Going to have to make some large maid uniforms.

>>14742827
>>14742858
>>14742883
Jesus where can I read this chapter?

>>14742886
Exactly!
And large aprons for when they wear them while naked!

>>14742884
So rat ogres?

>>14742827
It's already out?
Why so early?

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Help, I'm starting to like elves.

>>14742887
Any manga reader site?

>>14742913
Well, Wednesdays used to be the norm, but after Golden Week a year or two ago, things started getting delayed a day or two. But back to Wednesday now, it seems?

>>14742883
I never figured Yoruichi actually had a big ass.

>>14742866
>start working at MGC farms
>getting shown around the place
>your boss then shows you the 'security'
>they're actually a bunch of dog girls
>you meet Sasha, the Huskey head of security
>the twin Chocolate Labradors Lynn and Synn (short for Synthia)
>the shorter Kobold Tammy
>and the newest member of the team Hannah
>she must be one of those wolf hybrids because she's just that big
>when she spotted you she yelled out "W is for 'woof'!"
>weird girl...

>>14742915
Nothing wrong with that.

>>14742931
Hannah isn't the brightest pup in the litter, but that girl sure is strong.

>>14742915
Elves are lovely monstergirls. Shame they're always portrayed as the haughty type most of the time.

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>>14742915
Angel Clinic's up the street, they can probably help you onto the right path.

Or you could try a back alley mindflayer but I wouldn't personally recommend it.

>>14742863
Big, meaty paw friendly stores that sell items with bigger buttons, grips, handles, etc.

No Anubis or Yeti should go without the ability to use a game controller or utensils

>>14742895
Yes.
Big, strong girls that, while slightly dim, are love able and terrifying

>>14742941
I want to help the elf get bigger gains!

>>14742929
She's brown, of course she does

>>14742982
The world requires more brown monstergirl butts that aren't the Anubis'.

>>14742915
It's ok to like elves, as long as you realize that they are nothing but sacs of flesh meant to be raped

>>14743016
In the MGE, Elves can rape you.

Beautiful isn't it.

>>14743014
Your world might, but mine's pretty set.

Yoruichi is pretty great though.

>>14743016
You, I don't like you

>>14743016
This is the only correct answer.

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>>14743016
>People would rather follow some memes than tender love this
Faggots, all of you

>>14743016
It's okay to like Alps, as long as you realize they are nothing but sacs of 'kyaaa' meant to be bullied
In other news, your taste a shit and elfu needs hugs, pronto
>>14743048
Yes, exactly

>>14743048
I do love them. I just think they should know their place.

>>14742858

I, like many others, dropped it somewhere around the hueco mundo arc. But god damn do I love Yoruichi.

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>>14742384
>>14742376
Or... you could do the dominating. Either way, once she becomes too lovingly aroused she'll become like this.

source: http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1872418

>>14742860

I imagine they'd be allowed to adopt just because if they couldn't, the kids would have nowhere to go. Now, about the strictness of such adoption regulations... that's another story altogether.

I'm sure the immediate thought for a lot of MGs upon seeing an orphaned child would be, "jackpot!"

I don't know how often human girls would get adopted, if at all. There would have to be some kind of incentive, as boys would be higher in demand, because even monsters who aren't shotacons could adopt them and fulfill some sort of motherly fantasy. Or maybe they want to raise the perfect husband. Or maybe they just want to have a male around, and aren't particularly picky. Who knows.

>>14743072
So she turns into shit

>>14743085
Just like your taste! It's like you're meant for each other.

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I'm going to watch anime and play video games with nerdhound!

>>14743099
But she's a loser!

>>14743099
I find your choice agreeable.

I want an elf to laugh at my tiny penis!
They still count as monstergirls!

>>14743091
At least he gets a Thunderbird in that case, not that he deserves it. If he knew what he was talking about he'd know she still has far more control than most guys would even when in that state.

>>14743099
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRsPheErBj8

>>14743099
How would nerdhound react to finding your porn collection?

>>14743099
I'm going to use her as a daki

>>14743127
In-depth study and analysis to determine the best way to secure your D

>>14743099
Would you let her follow you home from a distance, since she's too embarrassed to actually walk next to you?
Runt is best girl, fight me Niamhfags

>>14742947
>>14743099
I want to start up a videogame club for all the anubi, yetis, jinkos, nerdhounds, and other pawed monstergirls.

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>>14743127
"Intensive study" she plays it off as in her mind, until she looks inside and sees a folder labeled: favourites to be replaced by photos of future wife. That is to say, her.

>>14743141
Nope. I'd round a corner real quick and hide out, waiting for her to walk by before launching snuggle hug ambush.

I might get a post-embarrassment beating but the initial reaction of shock and fluster would make it worthwhile.

>>14743146
Are you gonna build special controllers/sticks for them to play vidya?

>>14743153
> implying nerdhound can even land a punch that's not softened by her fluff
> implying her angry 'hellhound rages' are anything but her weakly slapping at your chest with no more force than a stiff breeze
You must be the beta of betas to let Runt beat you up

>>14743149
>Having waifu model to replace your porn collection for when she's not around
I like this plan.

>>14743153
I applaud that tactic! It's even 100% approved by Kunoichi wives for use on their husband and children!

>>14743154
Of course. Buying custom controllers can be an expensive pain. This way, everyone can have fun together without going through all that hassle.
Nothing beats a good videogame club, either. Not a proper club, but just something you can go to once every week to have fun.

>>14743099
All the other Hellhounds are running around violently raping innocent boys and being overall untameable beasts and this little nerd think she can just do whatever she want?
She's a disgrace to her species, it's no wonders why she gets bullied

If she somehow got a husband it would be a different story, not only would the other Hellhounds stop bullying her, they would also imitate her in the hopes that they too obtain a husband

>>14743149
>No Salamander Stella to fall asleep next to at night
Ikki may have problems as a character but he's better than the majority of mcs for actually fucking her.

>>14743176
You're doing god's work son.

I just want to say the runt is always the best girl of her litter.

>>14743146
I want to play vidya with mai Anubis waifu!

>>14743166
Unintended results include:
1. her looking embarrassed, but flattered when she closes the door after walking in on you
2. The smuggest of smiles before taking pity on you and coming into give you a hand
3. Complete sense of dominance after walking in on your blowing your load and lowering herself on your still sensitive member

>>14743182
>Excellent taste

...on both accounts

>>14743190
Improved taste
Runt is clearly bestgirl

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What's the verdict, doc?

>>14743215
You sure love those undead. But why mummies?.

>>14743215
It seems like you have the morbid fever
3 shots inside the Undead of your choice for a week straight should help with that

Nice to see Mummies get some love

>>14743215
You suck at paint, that's what.

>>14743231
I genuinely prefer them over zombus, by just a small margin. Wight is also an honorable mention.

>>14742141
It's funny how perfect a Kiki would be for such a role.
Who would be her sidekick?

>>14743215
Better than my top five or ten. That shit is full Yharnam mode.

>>14743193
What games? Would you sit through any long, single-player, story focused games with her? Perhaps acting as a pillow for her, and a voice of reason when she starts to stay up too late playing.

>>14743239
I could probably make it a teensy bit neater, but that requires work.

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I want Crabman to give Miia away at our wedding!

>>14743246
I really need to get around to playing BB.

>>14743250
That sounds delightful.

She could sit in my lap, and I could wrap my arms around her! And we could take turns with who's controlling the game!

>>14743261
Only if you face the other miia lovers in combat and win.

>>14743272
Well, Miia's not my waifu. I'd just team up and help him win.

>>14743215
1/5 meh

How do you guys manage to have a top 5, let alone a top 10?

There are so many great monster girls out there, it's impossible to make a choice

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>>14743264
Everyone loves the Dollfu.

>>14743297
I have a top 5, 10 and 15.

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>>14743297
Eh, people manage? The heart wants what it wants, etc. etc.

>>14743215
I wonder what a threesome with a mummy and a ghoul would be like.

>>14743297
There's a lot of great music out there too, but you still have a preferred group or genre right?

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>>14743297
I barely have a top 10, it highly depends on what fantasizes I've been having on that day and if any recent content has changed my mind about a girl's potential.

The top 3-4 are fairly solid though.

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>>14743297
My top10 is pretty solid, and I would say the top15 it is too. After that I'm not sure anymore.

>>14743297
I know my number 1, and I know the ones I don't like/hate, in between is a bit of a mess.

>>14743323
Apophis appears in top 5s/10s more than she gets talked about.

>>14743323
>>14743314
>>14743307
You mind keeping it to imgur?

>>14743328
Number 1 is the only one I have trouble with, same reason I don't have a waifu.

>>14743297
Anubis and Hellhound will always be my top number one and number two, respectively. After that, I can usually reliably sort my other favourites into tiers, just because there's so many I can't really pick between.

>>14743329
She's not all that interesting, tbqh.

>>14743287
Who's the 1?

>>14743329
She gets talked about fairly often. Not as much as the Meme tier girls, but not as little as the B list girls.

>>14743340
Ghoul

>>14743297
I have tiers instead of a top list

At the top is 'Waifu' tier with 30~40 monsters in it
The bottom is 'Crap but I'd still fuck it' tier with 5~10
The rest are all in 'Good" tier in the middle

>>14743368
>30-40
Don't call it waifu then?

>>14743368
>At the top is 'Waifu' tier with 30~40 monsters in it
Shameless whore.

>>14743215
We need more undead love.

>>14743370
I don't. I call it waifu tier. In other words, any of those monsters could be my waifu. I don't actually have one because I can't decide between them.

>>14743265
>Get her into some RPGs
>She spends an unnecessary amount of time keeping her party's equipment optimised to their fullest
>She becomes unusually quiet during a cutscene where the main love interest dies
>You can see her face, but you can feel tension in her body as she sits back against you
>Ask her if she's alright
>Even thought her normally tall, arched ears are drooping low, she nods shakily
>For the next couple of hours, it feels as if she's pressing against you more, sometimes shuffling your arms so you can hold her just a little tighter.

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What do you want kid, I'm on break here.

>>14743380
Hey now, I'm only a whore if I get payed.
And I'm only a slut if I screw several of them. I wouldn't do that, I'm a pure boy. I'd be faithful to the first one of those 30~40 that caught me.

>>14743395
Have you seen a little girl? Short, black hair? About seven years old?

>>14743395
Get out of our country.

>>14743395
Someone stole my sweet roll.

>>14743395
Pardon me. I recently learned I have terminal cancer and I'm looking for someone willing to bear my children before I die. Would you be interested?

>>14743395
Soup's on, baby.

>>14743395
You're a big horse

>>14743395
She doesn't look like a bandit. If anything she looks like one soldier that fights them

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>>14743424
>Using cancer as a way to get fame or women
I wish you faggots would just drop dead and turn into something useful like an actual waifu.

>>14743439
That's not a very nice thing to say to someone with cancer.

>>14743439
>>14743444
You know Alping cures any diseases you have

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>>14743395
Ma'am please, I'm looking for my daughter. We're only playing hide-and-seek, but being a centaur... she can cover a lot more ground than me in a short amount of time. Haha, oh dear. Sometimes I forget that I should only count half as long as I'm used to when I play with her, you know..?

>>14743444
>That's not a nice thing to say with somebody that has cancer
Well no shit? I'm tired of fucking everybody throwing up a pity party tent for somebody who has it. Life sucks. It's going to throw punches at you and it's not how much you get hit so much as how much you can get hit and move on.

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>>14743409
No.

>>14743411
Piss off, Steppes belong to us.

>>14743414
Steal it back then wimp.

>>14743424
Cancer? At that age? Nobody would want kids with such pitiful genes.

>>14743426
...Go away weirdo.

>>14743429
And you're a small man. Probably in more ways than one.

>>14743436
Yeah, this armor I took from that soldier's body is really nice isn't it?

>>14743450
Carrot Field.

>>14743387
She is getting all of the cuddles! All of 'em!

>>14742577
Weresheep or Holstaur also sound possible. But a sea Bishop/Mermaid would be best.

>>14743458
Steppes are nomad, Kublai. Settle down or saddle out.

>>14743439
>>14743456
I wasn't serious, anon. You seem kind of triggered.

>>14743458
The soup will never die!

>>14743458
>Piss off, Steppes belong to us.
Steppes belong to the humans and other monster races. You stole it from us.

>>14742736
Let's see how quick her act changes when the person starts offering her headpats.

>>14743458
>Nobody would want kids with such pitiful genes
I understand. I'll continue my search elsewhere then. Thank you for your time.

>>14743458
Tengri is dead

>>14743459
But she insists that there's nothing wrong! She guessed that character was going to die anyway.
What? No, she hasn't been unusually close to you. And she just likes it when you hold her from behind and make her feel protected. What's strange about asking you to do it more often?

>>14743395
>>14743458
Wanna fuck?

>>14743458
Thank you kindly, ma'am! I'm sure she'll be delighted to hear you had a part to play in this.

>>14743476
She can headpats from anyone because she's smart and pretty, why should she let some jerk headpat her?

>>14743473
>You stole it from us

Damn straight.

>>14743079
Human girls would be fine really. Monstergirls care for the young in distress, human girls included.

The real question is if the girl gets a mother who gives her the choise to become an MG or not. You wouldnt want to be adopted by a succubus as a human girl.

>>14743513
How do human girls even survive in this world?

>>14743531
In this one? They're the only option.

In one with monstergirls? Some men want a vanilla girl and human sons.

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>>14743497
That's what she claims! But you should see that look on her face when some couple passes by!

I bet shes all alone!

>>14743468
I'm maximum triggered because people use that and pregnancy more in my life than you could hope to possibly imagine.

>>14743531
KCs world? Only because the human faction is so large that they rarely bump into MG.

MGC? Depends on the writer. I'd say plenty of magical assistance and a very aggresive playstyle to get a man.

>>14743550
So? Men are complicated sluts and don;t share her interests. Not to mention they only go for Stacies and ignore girls like her. At least she has the internet for porn and cute humanboy stories.

>>14743550
This is a treasure. Bless your for posting this, Anon.

>>14743550

This image sorta reminds me of a large Cockatiel my parents owned when I was younger

She flew on my shoulder and tried to give me an ear piercing with her beak and also killed a few other pet birds we owned

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>>14743569
Thing about that picture is that it's very fitting. It's how lone tame birds react. Birds are social creatures and crave attention, they will rip their own feathers out if left alone for too long.

Don't ever ignore or leave your pet bird alone for long if you ever plan on getting one. Best to get a couple if you know you can't be around all the time (which is going to be the case for almost anymore).

Take good care of your Harpy or Crow Tengu. Don't leave her alone.

>>14743590
>killed a few other pet birds
As a bird lover i'm going to say your parents should be forbidden from ever owning any other pets.

>>14743473
>You will never reclaim the Steppes from the Centaurs
>You will never develop a healing relationship with the Centaur Dragoon who took your eye

>>14743607

It also destroyed some of my mom's jewelry. One day she was given to someone else who not long after wanted to give it back to us but we didn't take it back

I have no idea what that bird doing these days or if it's even still alive.

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>>14743607
The Mail Harpy in my town works hard at her job!

>>14743485
Hmm, well, if she says so...

I'm just happy to hold her, whenever she'd like.

>>14743607
Never knew birds were so social. But yeah, i would give my crow tengu waifu plenty of affection.

I want to be the husband of a fearsome, muscled red dragon and regularly sneak outside to go on adventures

>>14743607
Indeed, it's very true to their behaviour. They basically treat you like a bestfriend would. And I'll take that council to heart, Anon.

>>14743639
But men should stay inside, where it's safe!

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>>14743215
I'm all over the fucking place with my preferences

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>>14743620
Like her..? Artist gave his girls the ability to miniaturize their wings

>>14743660
But then how am I going to find her some nice new treasures for her hoard?

I mean, I'll leave her a note seeing as she's always out terrorizing some order places.

>>14743665
That Dragon is cute.

>>14743661
Mucus Toads are olev pun pun pun Great taste, Anon. I'm sure she's fond of yours

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>>14743665
Scary battle-scarred Dragons are the best.

>>14743668
She's the one who gets the treasure! You can't expose yourself to danger, what if you get hurt?

>>14743661
Where'd that slime come from.

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>>14743679
> pun pun pun
Help me out anon, I seem to have become temporarily(?) retarded

>>14743665
>>14743685
Source (and more) if you'd like: http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=51390082

He's even got one with... twintails I mean that in the punniest way possible

>>14743695
The artwork?
It's one of the battle graphics from MGQ Paradox. KC didn't do much artwork for it, but there were a couple of new slime pieces

>>14743696
I was stretching it a bit, but "olev" in my mind sounds like "olive", which is an abundant colour on her.

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>>14743711
...and I do actually have the original, now I think about it

>>14743731
Grind her for xp!

>>14743731
kewl thanx

>>14743731
Man, I love the detail of her fingertip sinking into her breast.

>>14743737
You can grind against them for XP now? Hot damn.

>>14743661
That boob overhang is a nice touch.

>>14743750
>You can grind against them for XP now? Hot damn.

Yep, then you can start grinding against tougher and more powerful Monster Girls!

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>>14743750
> You can grind against them for XP now? Hot damn.

Grind 'em, recruit 'em, have 'em molest your enemies into submission

I want to be a cute and proud paladin getting raped by monster oneesans and being mindbroken, finally knowing my place as a human boy!

>>14743728
That was the best guess I had, glad to see I'm not TOTALLY retarded

>>14743754
Over 9000 hours on MS Paint

>>14743728
That's a bigger stretch than her tongue. Apply yourself.

>>14743686
It's only a scratch!
Besides, if she wants me to stay home then I better have a reason.

Like daughters.


Many, daughters

>>14743737
>having to grind
Do you even Armstrong Style.