A new year for a new order! Long live the Monster Empire! M

>>14564482
You fucked up.

>>14564487
Please don't hate me.

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Enjoying that weather anon?

I know I am.

>>14564489
I don't hate you anon I'm just disappointed.

>>14564498
I feel the same as I said last thread.

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Night night /mgt/

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>>14564470
Google zootopia
That shit would be next MLP
Just 3 months left

>>14564513
Oh well.

I'm convinced that every time this has happened, it's been at the hands of the same person who just doesn't learn.

Hello Everyone,

The adventurer's guild is a tad short staffed after the golem up rising of Hen-Rash and we are now looking for up and coming folks who are looking for work.

All we need to know is.

1. What is your class
2. Are you opposed to working with/for monster girls
3. Will you work around children?
4. Have you sworn your allegiance to gods of any sort?
5. Are there any monster girl types you won't work with?
6. Are you a peasant whose never known their parents and has an amulet/ring/sword/object that you do not know the history of?

>>14564498
I hate winter it's too cold, it gets too foggy outside, I constantly have the sniffles in the morning and I always have to multiple clothing just to remain heated. Funny how I enjoy the monstergirls located in snowy climates but hate the cold weather.

>>14564512
Fat snek titties.

>had a monstergirl-related dream that almost bad-ended but barely managed to good-end itself (and then turn nearly incomprehensible like most dreams) before I woke up

Remember to treat all your tiny living dolls with equal amounts of love so they don't feel neglected. Also post krakens and catgirls so I can write this shit.

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>>14564503
Nice to see their kuudereness break a little

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>>14564032
>>14564062
Reposting wife because ded thred

Now that KC is going to be doing weekly releases again, are you ready for the threads to jump from 1.5K posts of shitposting to 3k posts of shitposting?

>>14564535
1. Thief.
2. Nope.
3. Yep.
4. Nope.
5. Hmm nope.
6. Yep, an old gold coin from an unknown kingdom.

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>>14564551

>>14564535
>1. What is your class
Mage.
>2. Are you opposed to working with/for monster girls
Not at all.
>3. Will you work around children?
I'm pretty good with kids.
>4. Have you sworn your allegiance to gods of any sort?
No.
>5. Are there any monster girl types you won't work with?
Memecats.
>6. Are you a peasant whose never known their parents and has an amulet/ring/sword/object that you do not know the history of?
No.

>>14564559
>those tiny arms and paws
That's no Jinko.

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>>14564551
Last dream I had was with Miia
And she throat raped me wither her tongue while wrapping me up

I felt it all day after i woke up, like she had just done it


it was awesome

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>>14564552

>>14564535
1. Rogue/theif
2. Not opposed in the slightest
3. No
4. I've mad too many gods angry to swear allegiance to any, stealing from temples kind of does that
5. Just Matangos really
6. Knew them pretty well. Stole a few objects like that in my time but none that I've owned legitimately.

>>14564535
>1. What is your class
Rogue
>2. Are you opposed to working with/for monster girls
No
>3. Will you work around children?
Sure
>4. Have you sworn your allegiance to gods of any sort?
None that I know of
>5. Are there any monster girl types you won't work with?
No
>6. Are you a peasant whose never known their parents and has an amulet/ring/sword/object that you do not know the history of?
No?

>>14564557
>>14564570
>>14564571
So many sneaky stabbers. Great minds think alike.

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Dinosaurs are the future anon!

>>14564535
>1. What is your class

Battle Mage

>2. Are you opposed to working with/for monster girls

no

>3. Will you work around children?

yes

>4. Have you sworn your allegiance to gods of any sort?

muh waifu

>5. Are there any monster girl types you won't work with?

mushrooms

>6. Are you a peasant whose never known their parents and has an amulet/ring/sword/object that you do not know the history of?

No

>>14564554
I am coveting your wife.

>>14564535
1. Warrior.
2. Not really.
3. No.
4. No.
5. Quite a lot.
6. No.

>>14564535
>Blue Mage
HE'S GETTING MY POWER!
>no
I'm gonna get all the monster powers. Biggest game of Janken you've ever seen.
>yes
I've worked with kids a fair bit, so I can handle this.
>no
There is no god, only the open road.
>no
I said ALL the powers.
>no
No MacGuffins here.

>>14564535
>1. What is your class
Bard/Spellsword
>2. Are you opposed to working with/for monster girls
No
>3. Will you work around children?
Maybe
>4. Have you sworn your allegiance to gods of any sort?
Hathor
>5. Are there any monster girl types you won't work with?
Alps, and the Siths.
>6. Are you a peasant whose never known their parents
Sure I guess
>and has an amulet/ring/sword/object that you do not know the history of?
No macguffins here

>>14564535
1. Basic warrior
2.no
3.sure as long as they are not stupid
4.no
5.mindflayer, shoggoth, matangos
6.maybe I don't know maybe i'll get one down the line?

Late but...

Maids are olev

>>14564535
1. Muscle wizard
2.No
3.Yes
4.Yes
5.No
6.No

>>14564535
1. Knight
2. No
3. Yes
4. No
5. I'll work with any monster girl, as long as they're not assholes or jerks.
6. No

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>>14564582
FUTURE!

>>14564557
Ok, we'll be assigning you to a minotaur barbarian, a little human cleric of Eros (we are 90% certain it's a she), and a large mouse wizard.

You will be heading out to investigate the disappearance of a city up north.

Skuttlebutt says that they were there one day and vanished the next but we want you all to go up there and confirm.

There's rumors of a lost civilization up there with symbols much like those on your coin and, although we do not need you to find it, we figure that you may find answers to your past up there.

>>14564563
You will be in charge of teaching beginner magic to new spell swords and wizards.
They are a good bunch but theres...well...There's an ogre who wants to learn and she's not exactly suited for it.

Have fun and watch out for the mantis twins, they're quite mischievous.

A kraken sorceress will be assisting you.

>>14564570
You will be breaking into the Manse of Lady Venatine, the mistress of blood, and stealing a locket she wears at all times.

You will be going it alone but an estranged sister of her's is willing to help you get in and out.

An older sister.

>>14564571
You will be assisting a junior adventuring brigade in clearing a goblin den.

They are a mix of fighters, clerics, and rogues around the age of twelve and we want someone to keep things from getting too crazy.

An oni cleric of Ares will be helping you out, red colored of course.

>>14564535
-Monk
-No problems working with monster girls aside from some social issues
-Same as above
-No religious allegiance
-Overly dominant ones. Tomboys are okay, but not anyone with an ego.
-A collection of monster idols of unknown origins. Specifically vampire, werewolf, mummy, and a golem/creation/homunculus (whatever you'd consider a Frankenstein).

>>14564535
1. Healer
2. Not really.
3. If they are strong and they can fight, sure.
4. The goddess of immaculate purity.
5. Nah.
6. No.

>>14564535
1. Archer
2. Yes
3. Why are children in an adventurer's guild?
4. None
5. Any are fine
6. Just a simple peasant with a peasant mother/father

>Be out with your monster girl waifu on a date.
>Suddenly a witch pops out of a bush, Alps you and makes you pregnant with your waifu who she ages back to an infant.
How do you react?

>>14564608
>You will be assisting a junior adventuring brigade in clearing a goblin den.
Sure, nothing better to do
>They are a mix of fighters, clerics, and rogues around the age of twelve and we want someone to keep things from getting too crazy.
So I'm overseer. They can't learn if they can't fight for themselves. Just get in there when things get hairy and give them pointers so that doesn't happen again. Got it
>An oni cleric of Ares will be helping you out, red colored of course.
We'll have a good time

>>14564588
but that's my wife anon

https://picarto.tv/VCRCyzir

Request stream going on now, drop on in!

>>14564564
It's just a malnourished one.

>>14564624
>alps me
Mamanomana dictates someone can't be alped unless they prefer dick.
>but witch magic ain't gotta explain shit
Mamanomana > midget witches

>>14564608
>A party with a minotaur, an alp and a large mice
I'M GOING ON AN ADVENTURE!
>>14564624
I stop watching Predestination.

>>14564642
But what if they hit you with the Curse of Dickliciousness?
They've been studying mana and dicks longer than you've been alive.

I want an Anubis to laugh at my tiny penis!
I want her fits of laughter to be mistaken as commands by the slaves!
I want the pyramid they're building to end up being fucking tiny!

>>14564608
>.There's an ogre who wants to learn and she's not exactly suited for it.

I can teach her to cast a few simple debuffing spells so she can punch enemies easier.

>>14564657
Joke's on them, my waifu can do better.

>>14564624
I tell you to fuck off back to /d/

>>14564608
>and stealing a locket she wears at all times
That's a tough one. Guess it's straight in, snatching it by surprise and running for my life.

>>14564586
You, a damphire swashbuckler, a scylla oracle of Poseidon, and nerid fighter are going to be going throughout the seas to help break up a kakuren pirate gang that has been raiding ships and enslaving sailors.

Please return all capture sailors and do not try and sell them.

>>14564589
We are going to have you try and locate a radical Order splinter group that has threatened to detonate a bomb of holy energy in the middle of a neutral town,

A cupid ranger, a large mouse thief, and a paladin of that one cow cult (human of all things) will be going with you.

>>14564593
You will be escorting a princess of the elven homeland through half of the desert as she goes on a diplomatic mission.

She is a virgin and is quite the prime picking for a slaver, please make sure this does not happen.

>>14564594
We are going to send you out with a Cleric of hathor (minotaur) that is preaching to tribe of amazons in the woods.

You will be assisted by a werewolf paladin of the same faith and a ranger (holstaur) that is affiliated with them.

>>14564596
You will be tasked with hunting down the cult of the deep one's within the coastal city of Bayton.

They've grown quite ornery and seek to bring their god and a thousand years of darkness upon us all.

You will be joined by a kikimorra mage, a human (we think) bard, and a lizardman cleric of a faith we've yet to determine.

>>14564600
You will be entered in a martial arts tournament in the island of Ok'ari.

Whomever wins the tournament will be reciving a powerful artifact that allows them to 'possibly' see the future.

While most contenders are your basic onis, ogres, and the occasional arachne, we've got an anctient blue dragon that has entered the tournament and wants it as her own.

>>14564603
You will be joining up with a unicorn cleric of eros, a centaur archer, and another centaur mage specializing in summons to help hunt down a rogue band that's been kidnapping traders within the grass lands.

Mount with be supplied on site.

>>14564616
You will be going into the deadlands with a human cleric (female) of the order, a human sorceress (dragon bloodline), and a female human rogue to see why the Lich queen's armies have begun gathering recently.


>>14564617
You will be in charge of keeping track of a pair of rambunctious hobgoblin twins (berserkers) and their ushi compatriot who are regarded as problem children.

Please make sure they don't deal too much damage on their escort quest where they make sure that old man Wilson delivers his crate of potions.

>>14564621
Ok, you will be heading out into the wilderness with a dark elf rogue, slime warrior, and a kobold fighter to help chase off a band of human bandits that have been causing troubles for the farmlands around here.

>>14564535
1: Hunter
2: no
3: no
4: not really
5: no
6:no

>>14564697
>large mouse thief
Shit, If only I got a Kunoichi instead everything would be perfect.

>>14564697
>elven princess escort
Well that's an easy one. Slavers are never hard to deal with.

>>14564535
>1. What is your class
Battle mage

>2. Are you opposed to working with/for monster girls
S'cool.

>3. Will you work around children?
No, not after the "birthday light show" incident.

Not my fault by the way

>4. Have you sworn your allegiance to gods of any sort?
Not that I know of

>5. Are there any monster girl types you won't work with?
Nothing that looks too young.

>6. Are you a peasant whose never known their parents and has an amulet/ring/sword/object that you do not know the history of?

I got a ring from my mom that..does nothing. So I guess no.

>>14564700
We've got a missing person's case for a wealthy duke.

Apparently his daughter has gone missing in the woods and we need her back now.

Oddly enough, she's described as a teen with features befitting a kunoichi, which makes things worse considering he's married to a human.

She's wanted back alive but we're sending you out with a werecat ranger as backup.

>>14564717
You are going to be searching for a missing party that went missing in the 'swamps of despair.'

They were a cheshire rogue, a troll alchemist, and a blue slime wizard (of all things).

They were searching for the "Azure queen", whatever that is, and you will be joined by a kobold thief, a salamander barbarian, and a valkryie paladin.

>>14564657
>Sabbath penis research branch
>Centered in a giant phallic tower in the Demon Lord's city
>Hold schlong awareness seminars, advanced willy studies, pecker engineering projects.
>Their entire existence is devoted to thaumaturgy to extract the maximum pleasure and essence from male members.
>Elite agents are Witches versed in Cock Kata and heavily laden with pleasure enchantments. No wanker is going to stand against them.

>>14564728
Sounds pretty cut and dry.We should be back in time for tea.

>>14564535
1. Bard
2. No.
3. Unless I'm protecting them from getting sexually abused, I'd rather not.
4. Other than Apollo, no.
5. I'm fine with anything that isn't covered with fur.
6. No.

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>>14564697
>tasked with hunting down the cult of the deep one's
this isn't going to be a very fun adventure is it?

>seek to bring their god and a thousand years of darkness
WHY!?
I'm just a basic warrior I got no style or anything cool to help me fight something like that.

> joined by a kikimorra mage, a human (we think) bard, and a lizardman cleric of a faith we've yet to determine
this is my team...
really this is my team who in which we have to slay/stop a cult of deep one's and their master.
well this journey isn't going to go very well.
can I just marry the kiki and be done with it?

>>14564719
Can do.

>>14564697
>You will be entered in a martial arts tournament in the island of Ok'ari.
Let's see what they can do against me

>>14564738
You are going to be playing 'nanny' for the Wurm queens little girl, a fresh faced wurmling with black scales and a fondness for digging.

She's the heir to the throne and is going to be escorted to the "Wurm Keep" where she's going to be educated and trained in all matters wurm.

An Ushi barbarian will be assisting you in this matter and you are expected to keep her protected until age 15.

She is currently seven and the reward is enough to buy a whole kingdom.

>>14564697
>hunt down a rogue band with the help of cute centaurs and a cute unicorn.
Hell yeah, sounds like my kind of questing. I hope that my new party members and I will get along well, Plus, this kidnapping could lead to us all to solving some sort of epic mystery of wonder.

>>14564535
>Spellsword
>Nope
>Sure
>Some guy once told me to pray to the God of Thieves
>Nah
>No but I'm pretty sure the guy I stole this ring from had some mysterious backstory like that.

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How can I tell if a mermaid actually likes me, or if she just wants to get me into the water so she can steal my vital essence?

>>14564662
I want an Anubis to comfort, pamper, and generally saturate with all my love.

>>14564766
>She is currently seven and the reward is enough to buy a whole kingdom.
I shall donate it all to child shelters and continue on with my musical vagabond ways. If the Ushi doesn't get me first, of course. I Wouldn't mind.

>>14564775
Well anon, if you see blood in the water I would say that's a good sign that she'll kill you.

>>14564775

I'm not a mermaidologist or anything, but if mermaid in your pic is what concerns you I would guess she has less than friendly intentions

>>14564768
Ok, you will be going through the Maze of Infinity to find the Philosipher's stone which lies at the center.

A ryu rain priestess, a dark valkryie paladin, and a succubuss rogue will be assisting you in this mission

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Reminder that when going into a Monkey Girl forest, make sure all your loose items are secure, and touch their fluffy tails at your own risk.

>>14564799
I'll stay in Holst plains then. Nothing bad can happen to me there.

>>14564777
Me too anon. Me too anon, very much so.

>>14564789
That's probably just from a fish or something, right?

Trick of the light?

>>14564798
Sounds like a fun time. Might be able to learn some things from that Valkyrie.

>>14564799
Give me back my shirt you stupid Lemur!
>":3"

>>14564811
Nope, that's human blood right there.

>it's 2016
>still no qt3.14 spidercow wife to pin me down and breed me at her leisure

>>14564841
"There's a big scary spider-cow-demon in our basement and no one believes me!"

A novel for all ages.

>>14564841
>recieve christmas package
>try to guess what it is by the shape of the envelope
>car sized, two horns, two arms, eight legs and pants slightly

man, it must by the bycicle I asked for!

>>14564863
wait timmy no

>>14564868
Timmy is already gone
Only the bones remain

>>14564872
I want to make a CYOA book about trying to get Timmy to survive Monster Girl City without being molested.

>>14564872
All those poor boys who open their presents to find it's really a monster girl.
>>14564876
Is there a way to win?

>>14564883
>Is there a way to win?
Yes, you arrive home safely, but tomorrow is another day of the same thing.

Such is the life of Timmy.

>>14564883
The only winning move is not to play.

>>14564883
Close the book and walk away before the Tsukumogami spirit living inside it has her way with you when you lose.
http://oglaf.com/booklove/

>>14564888
Poor Timmy. I bet Onee-sabbath are all over him.
>>14564890
So go full NEET?
>>14564892
I would a book MG.

>>14564535
1. What is your class
Druid Guardian
2. Are you opposed to working with/for monster girls
No
3. Will you work around children?
Yes
4. Have you sworn your allegiance to gods of any sort?
Ioet'shla, Daughter of the Flora
5. Are there any monster girl types you won't work with?
Any and all undead (vampires included)
6. Are you a peasant whose never known their parents and has an amulet/ring/sword/object that you do not know the history of?
I was before I was knocked unconscious after falling off a cliff on a hike before being rescued by the denizens of the forest.

>>14564535
Probably not answering these anymore but here goes.

1. Non-lethal oriented mage
2. No
3. If they're well behaved I guess
4. Nope
5. None besides the obvious terrible ones.
6. Nope.

>>14564876
>CYOA
No thanks. They either end up being shit, flood the thread, are sabotaged or more likely all of the above.

>>14564535
Gladiator
No
Sure.
Absolutely not.
Nothing too mindbreak-y or rapey
Nah, I'm too plain for a cool backstory.

>>14564978
He said book anon.

>>14564948
Well good news.
We've got an uppity wight and her forces who are trying to make headway into the elven glades.
We're sending you, an undine and a gnome to go out and stop this.

>>14564977
Good news!
You've got to go out and subdue the leader of a separatist group inside the city of Varrenholm.

Rumor is that it's the estranged son of the current duke but we can't say anything for sure.

A kunoichi 'assassin', orc barbarian, and a doppleganger cleric of...something will assist you.

Please bring him in alive.

>>14564981
You're going to be assigned as the champion for a tanuki doing some business out in the badlands.

She's not up for fighting herself but she's hired someone out to defend her honor for her.

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>>14564637
Got a little something from the stream, VCR sure knows how to do a cute Jinko.

>>14565120
Today is a good day.

>>14564535
Ranger
Not in the slightest
Nope, children don't belong in this line of work.
Probably not.
Furries, Matango, Mindflayers, Slime, Shoggoth, Ushi-Oni, Spiders, and pretty much anything along those lines.
Not even close. I'm just a regular soldier who joined up as a scout.

>>14565120
Lovely stuff.

>>14565120
That's rather an understatement. I wouldn't put jinkos in my top ten, but that picture makes me see why anyone would easily have her as their number one.

>>14565108
>A kunoichi 'assassin', orc barbarian, and a doppleganger cleric of...something will assist you.
Well, shouldn't be too hard with this group. Time to make some peace.

>>14565108
>hired by a tanuki
As long as she's a cute loli with pink hair who likes to act as my cheerleader then it's all good.

http://www.donkeylicious.com/2009/01/possible-girls.html

And you faggots thought that you were joking about Human Boy General.

>>14565120
>Naked Apron Jinko
Brilliance.

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>>14565187
Well, now I feel validated. Time to go to bed tonight and hug against the wall while thinking about my waifu. That way, we can be each others' walls.

Just how did you find that article, anyway? It's from 2009, after all.

>>14565179

>Genki loli tanuki with a pink, bushy tail.

Adorable.

>>14565207
I remembered reading it in 2009 and searched for relevant-sounding terms until it came up.

>>14565187
Well, yes, that kind of quantum thinking, alternate universe thought like that is pretty common.

Ever hear the joke about a physicist who goes to the ice cream parlor?

>>14564799
>>14564820
>Give me my shirt back you stupid lemur!
>":3"
>No, I don't care that you think all men should be like Tarzan, give it back!
>":3"
>Hey, what the hell, the pants too!?
>The fuck am I supposed to do with this!?
>":3"
>A loincloth, how original
>":3333"

>>14565218
Yeah, right! What are the odds of that happening!

>>14564535
1) DPS cleric
2) No
3) Sure
4) YHWH
5) Alps
6) No, I'm pretty normal. I've got a neat birthmark on my ass, though

>>14565187
Why did we have to be born in this reality?

I want to git gud the lazy way; by staying in the starter area and fucking P'orcs in the forest

>>14565239
Well, one version of us had to be.

>>14565249
I'm jealous of the other mes.

>>14565255
Don't worry, there's at least one of them that has it worse than you.

>>14565225
Crabs Lemur-chan is the only recent design of his that I like.

>>14565260
But does she like to move it move it

>>14564535
>Class
Combat Engineer
>Work with monster girls
Eh, I'm not opposed to it.
>Work with children
Absolutely not.
>Sworn allegiance to gods
None of them have given me a reason.
>Any types you won't work with
Mindflayers, Matangos, either of the Siths, Mosquito, and any of the other "really terrible" ones.
I have lower preference towards the Sabbath type monsters, but I'm not entirely opposed to them.
>Sixth question
Nope. Just me and my trusty multi-meter, and Megohmmeter for self defense.

>>14565265
STOP

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Amazon Pussy Kingdom welcomes you newfound citizen.

Your wife will take care of you from now on and teach you your place in society as the "fairer" sex.

Care not to stare at the Amazonian Unicorn over there, she can be very...combative.

>>14565265
No

>>14565279
I'm going to rape an Amazon!

>>14565225
remove Zoboomofoo-chan

>>14564535

>1. What is your class
Fighter.
>2. Are you opposed to working with/for monster girls
Not particularly.
>3. Will you work around children?
If I must.
>4. Have you sworn your allegiance to gods of any sort?
No, but Mars did live on my couch when I was a boy; my parents were just about the only devout Marians left in my hometown, so when her last temple was shut down and demolished to make room for yet another Hathorite Megachurch/Dairy, she moved in because she didn't really have anywhere else to go. Spent many nights in my youth on her lap listening to her drunkenly ramble on about the glories of Rome, how Aries was a whiny little bitch and how Hathor had gone from being a good friend of hers to a smug cunt drunk on her own success.

She did teach me how to fight, though. The Roman way, quick and efficient. None of that fancy spinny-double-katana bullshit you see these days.

>5. Are there any monster girl types you won't work with?
Hathorites. I may not be much of a Marian myself, but I did like that going to that temple when I was a kid; The library in it was huge, you could find anything in there- historical documents, ancient comedies and even training manuals about everything from swordplay to cooking. There was also a massive pool that was always nice and cool during the summer, and frozen thick enough in the winter time that you could skate on it. And I don't think I'll ever forget the feasting hall although it was only ever me, my parents and Mars in that colossal room, with the massive fireplace enchanted to burn all year round, keeping you nice and toasty during the winter months but somehow never sweltering you in the summer as you ate whatever random creature she decided to kill and cook that day while seated at these ancient goddamn tables covered in thousands of years of carved graffiti.

In it's heyday, the old temple wasn't just a place of worship, it was the heart of a community, where people came to learn, train or just have fun, made all the better by the fact that the patron deity would actually often come and JOIN you in these activities. Even when attendance whittled down to just me and my family, the energy left behind by those that came before made it all feel... comfy. Like home, almost.

Then they tore it down and replaced it with this fucking place where you can go pray to a statue of a cow for fifteen minutes before buying your insecure, middle-aged wife some overpriced yogurt to make herself feel better about her sagging tits from a priestess who you'll just pretend isn't masturbating behind the counter thinking about diddling your four-year-old kid.

I may be just a little bitter about that... I mean, I'll work with the fuckers if I'm paid enough, but I ain't gonna like it and they sure as hell ain't gonna like me. So it'd really be best for everybody if you just keep me away from 'em.

>6. Are you a peasant whose never known their parents and has an amulet/ring/sword/object that you do not know the history of?
That's... an odd question.

>>14565308
>Zoboomofoo-chan
Oooh, there's a blast from the past

>>14565308
I forgot about that show.

>>14565279
Oh god, not the Amazons! Anything but that!
I don't want to be a house husband!

>>14565279
Can I get a job to help my wife with money?

>>14565308
Hey there childhood, how you doing?

>>14565318
>>14565320
Kratt's Creatures was my shit when I was like 3, that show was a mere replacement.

>tfw Zoboomofoo-chan will never bring over various MGs of different species for orgies

>>14565349
As well as golems, to re-enact the stories she gives.

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>>14565303
Hahaha ha hhahaha ohhh... your wife must love that spirit of yours.

>>14565323
You'll be fine little man.

>>14565326
Certainly, there's a few jobs men do quite well.

Waiters, Barmaid, Teachers for new males, Maids, ect. They are usually only part time though.

>>14565318
Spots and stripes! AND MARTINS

>>14564513
>Disney makes furry movie
>Acting like they haven't done this before
>Acting like the foundation of cartoons didn't include furries
Just because the internet made that word toxic doesn't mean you need to be autistic about it, anon.

I want to give my Kobold daughteru reassuring cuddles and headpats after she gets scared by thunder and lightning! I want to do the same for my waifu when she starts whimpering and pawing nervously at my back!

>>14565356
Well as long as the work's good and I'm safe I'll be okay with any job I get.

>>14564535
1. What is your class
Fighter

2. Are you opposed to working with/for monster girls
Of course not!

3. Will you work around children?
If they're holding their own, are they really children?

4. Have you sworn your allegiance to gods of any sort?
Would a god of debauchery count?

5. Are there any monster girl types you won't work with?
The ones afraid of getting their hands dirty.

6. Are you a peasant whose never known their parents and has an amulet/ring/sword/object that you do not know the history of?
Nah. Had loving parents up til I went with the next caravan headed to the city, figured they'll be happy if I make a name for myself and bring someone back to the village when the day's done.

>>14565373
He's just looking for things to hate. People love to find things to hate, like the people who go on and on about hating colorful horses or rocks. And they'll say "the shove their shit everywhere" which means "I go on every site I can find and rage at the mere mention of the show and look on deviantart every day to save pics for my rage folder"

It's people like these why we need Titanias. Only they can stop people getting mad on the internet.

>>14565279
But I'm already engaged to a nice human girl back home.

>>14564662
You're slipping, man, that's the second tiny penis thing I've seen involving an anubis.

You've got 100+ monster girls to work with.

>>14565279

No thanks, I'm good.

>>14565405
It's worse then I thought. She won't treat
you right at all.

>>14565349
>Zoboomafoo-chan using the phone
>Waifu what're you doing
>":3"
>Called over every type of Kakuen variant for a massive 'love-the-husband" harem orgy
>Bonobo Bonanzas
>Gorilla Grudges
>Chimpanzee Carnages
>Monkey Troubles
>Orangutan Orneriness
>Lemur Lechery
>Baboon Blapshemers
>Wake up the next mid-day
>Zoboomafoo-chan cuddling you while one hand is gripping an even redder Baboon-Kakuen ass, a hand mark firmly slapped into it
>Gorilla-Kakuen and her strongfat mother nature beating her chest, making the other girls clean up
>After they all leave, Zoboomafoo-chan just ":3"s at you
>Quirk an eyebrow
>She's gripping her favorite 'banana'
>Ook Eek Ooh Ahh Ahh

x is best girl

>>14565415
How dare you? We've known each other since we were children. She was my first everything. We practically raised each other to be the other's ideal spouse.

Now if you'd just untie me and give me back my provisions I really need to be getting back to her. I'm already three weeks late because of you brigands and she must be worried sick.

>>14565417

>Not y.

Your existence fills me with discontent!

>>14565279
Do they have any dire alps, though?

>>14565425
She's using you.

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>>14565120
Not him, but have a busty Onee-san cat Familiar I requested on VCRs stream.

>>14565427
>He likes Y
>Not based Z
I came here to laugh at you

>>14565416
I see you graduated from the Rareware school of simian nomenclature.

>>14565438
>Z
>Y
>not glorious X
everyone here is a bitch if they don't think X isn't the tightest shit ever

>>14565432
Now see here, I've been very tolerant of having been waylaid and manhandled because you ruddy savages don't know any better, but if you start insulting her I'm going to become very cross. She's the best thing that's ever happened to me and the greatest source of joy in my life and I'll not sit by while her honor is impugned.

>>14565436
I never realised how much I wanted oppai Familiar until now.

>>14565436
I have the sudden urge for an oppai Familiar

>>14565442
>HE GENUINELY LIKE X
LaughingCheshire's.jpg

>>14565442
>He doesn't like Σ

>>14565443
Human women are stupid, greedy and weak. You deserve better.

>>14565459
Says the bitch with so little to offer she literally has to kidnap a man to get the time of day from him.

>>14564535
>1. What is your class
Gambler Bard, buff up the party's attack and crit with songs and tricks on one hand and fish for crits and big damage with the other!

>2. Are you opposed to working with/for monster girls
Not in the slightest!

>3. Will you work around children?
Children have a 50/50 chance of either being annoying cunts that can't think without their dicks or wild emotions, or being very amazing young magicians.

4. Have you sworn your allegiance to gods of any sort?
I only beg to lady luck if bad things start going down.

5. Are there any monster girl types you won't work with?
Centaurs are awful and no fun incarnate. No hellmutts or spiders either.

6. Are you a peasant whose never known their parents and has an amulet/ring/sword/object that you do not know the history of?
I have won many trinkets and jewelry off of the common folk through gambling, there's a chance at least one of them might do a thing.

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>>14565447
>>14565450
To be honest, that Familiars bodytype has the most in common with pic-related.

>>14565471
It's a conspiracy against Amazons.

>>14565487
Having the bodytype of best bikini warrior isn't a bad thing.

Mage would also make a pretty good Lich.

>>14565488
No, it's perfectly explicable. You're a bunch of unwashed, illiterate, innumerate barbarians who are still impressed by mud huts and think that animal husbandry is frightening new technology. You're half-barren, have no concept of romance, your idea of high fashion is dyeing your loincloths, and you have to steal all of your metal. You're literally subhuman and God hates you.

Now let me go. My wife needs me.

>>14565120
I'm going to dick her from behind while biting the nape of her neck.
Then I'm going to cuddle her. Then dick her more.

>>14565511
Mage-chan is too energetic

>>14565521
That's a rude thing to say to a growing society.

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>>14565436
That's no familiar!

I'd recognize her tail anywhere!

>>14565530
An Energetic Lich who's voice and facial expressions are still monotone and stoic could be nice though.

Her body language and words say she's excited but everything else tells you otherwise.

>>14565521
Fuck off /pol/locks

>>14565536
Maybe, but I'd be saying the same thing in his position.
I mean, really? You need to kidnap husbands from other women? If you were truly a growing society, then you would learn the courting habits of human men in order to make yourselves the more attractive choice.
I also read that Amazons intentionally atrophy their men's muscles to ensure their dependence.

>>14565394
Man, I bet you're fun at parties.

>>14565563
Yup.

>>14565542
She shaved the end of her tail off because she heard rummors that boys don't like fluffy tail

>>14565572
In what galaxy do people not like the fluffy tail?

>>14565556
Men are rare in Amazon society. They have to bring their numbers up by taking in men from the outside and it's not like many of them are willing to give up their lives to live in the jungle. Once they've done that, they have to find out the confusing and contradictory hearts of men, who are so hard to please. Why would they keep their husbands unhealthy? Men need to be able to do housework like chopping wood and performing bedroom duties, they need to have some degree of strength. Besides, even the strongest man can be happy in knowing his place.

>>14565597
I want to be a Househusband for a nice strong Dragon girl!

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>>14565572
>heard rumors that boys don't like fluffy tail

Where did this rumor originate, someone's about to die.

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>>14565597

>>14565625
You could learn from this nice fellow >>14565610. He's happy knowing that he brightens his wife's smile.

>>14565542
>>14565572
She's a feline-based Familiar.

>>14565620
Snibakos ability to draw musclegirls is superb.

>>14565597
>it's not like many of them are willing to give up their lives to live in the jungle
ONE
WONDERS
WHY

>>14565631
Guess what: There are plenty of MGs out there who look for egalitarian relationships. I'll just brighten their smiles instead.

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>>14565405
No, you're engaged to that nice Amazonian Titania who brought you here.

Congratulations are in order!

>>14565672
That's dumb.

She's dumb.

I'm going home now.

>>14564513
>pic
Christ.

>>14565663
I want a proud and stubborn Amazon to move to the city to find a man, only to slowly become more and more aware of the fact that she's too unfamiliar with city living and the modern conveniences therein, which leads her to depend on him for a lot of things.

>>14565702
Monster girls are already perfect in every other aspect, I don't they would have any trouble with adapting to city life.

>>14565707
You sound extremely boring.

>>14565702
I want her to take her city slicker boyfriend to the country where he learns the nice slow country life and about cooking, cleaning, animals, and eventaully daughterus!

>>14565707
>I don't they would have any trouble with adapting to city life.

They probably would.

>>14565687
Yes, I'm quite sure she will be taking you home now.

Just remember not to anger that Unicorn on the way out.

>>14564633
And here you are parading her everyday for us to gawk at. Secret: I've blown 3 loads to your Waifu and am working on a fourth. Fuck you.

>>14565740
You're a sick pathetic little man.

How long should you wait for a response to a commission request before assuming you've been rudely ignored?

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You wouldn't be the type of babysitter that does lewd things to your sister in law, right?

>>14565759
>Sister in law
I wouldn't do anything lewd to her. Now my actual sister is a different matter entirely.

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>>14565744
Says the faggot with the imaginary girlfriend he actually spends money on.

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>>14565759
>implying she isn't the one doing lewd things to you

>>14565759
>NTR'ing your waifu for her teenage little sister
Anon, you're deplorable. Though I can't say I wouldn't be be above teasing her in a semi-lewd way.

>>14565740
Rude, anon

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>>14565759
>NBR

>>14565790
You know that I was referring to a fictional brother being married to her fictional sister so you can babysit the fictional little sister of the fictional other sister in law, right?

>>14565759
Why is my sister in law a loli? And doesn't that mean she's married?

>>14565793
Truth hurts.

>>14565802
sister in law can be an extension.
so I dunno, your older brother married a cat and now you have a sister in law.

>>14565781
>not doing lewd things to each other

>>14565707
Take a woman who has lived in the jungle all of her life and drop her in the middle of a big city with a cell phone and no instructions and she's going to have a nervous breakdown.
She'll go from proud, stubborn and full of herself to "Husband, how do you "save a contact" in this telephone?"

You need to let the moe guide you.

>>14565814
>extension
What country you from? A sister in law is married to a sibling of yours, if you mean babysit her child you mean a niece. Why the hell would I babysit a married woman?

>>14565802
Either your wife's sister or your brother's wife. So only necessary in one case but possible in both.

>>14565829
See you anon. We'll miss you.

>>14565828
>wife's sister
Oh hell yeah I'd totally hit that while babysitting. What am I gay?

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>>14565824
I thought sister in law applied to all from the same generation? so brother marries cat, that's a sister in law and then sister has another sister and that's another sister in law.

I thought that's how it works but I might just be retarded.

Also your brother probably dropped off his baphomet wife so she wouldn't cling and drag her heels so he can go pick up a birthday present for her.

>>14565829
>>14565805

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>>14565822

>>14565829
Okay?

>>14565846
>bapho
HE IS DEAD TO ME!!

>>14565848
No u

>>14565859
I never realized familial bonds were so weak.

>>14565869
Abyssmal shit taste cannot be forgiven.

>>14565781
That fox is flat!

FLAT!

>>14565881
She has thick thighs and hips that more than make up for it.

I want to rudely reject monstergirls and make them cry.

>>14565881
>He doesn't like flat foxes
Shit taste there buds.

>>14565891
Not thick enough.

>>14565891
>make up for it
Not unless the ass is fat.

>>14565892
>cry
Nigga they'd just think that you're just playing hard to get.

>>14565907
Pay attention to her asses curve and see what you think.
Anyways, if that thighs are thick that must also mean the ass is fat.

>>14565915
I can be really mean anon. Tell me your favorite monstergirl and I'll make her cry.

>>14565781
>Those thighs
Sweat.jpg

>>14565925
her thighs*

>>14565925
>the abscense of evidence is not the evidence of absence

I reject your blind faith.

>>14565932
>favorite monstergirl
>implying I don't like so many of them that I don't even have a #1

>>14565829
Gazerfag?

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>>14565881
Looks like someone needs to be re-educated.

>>14565932
A Kraken. Good luck buddy.

>>14565942
Humbug.

>>14565943
Not even a temporary #1?

>>14565964
Nope.

Flat foxes > cowtits foxes

>>14565946
Do what you want! I'll never surrender to the mofu!

NEVER!

>>14565279
I have no problems with being a slutty house husband who spreads his legs at the whims of his wife.

>>14565975
Did a bull do his business between your lips, son? Because you got some shit taste.

>>14565975
Flat foxes = cowtit foxes
All foxes are perfect.

>>14565980
This Anon gets it.

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Why are foxes so great?

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Can't we all get along and tease cats?

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>>14564482
>tfw a monster girl got elected as emperor

>>14565976
Just touch the fluffy tail already, nerd

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>>14565989
I don't trust them.

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>>14565989
They just are.

>>14565975
Fat-bottomed foxes are superior to both.

>>14566004
>This artist
Praise this artist and everything he does

>>14565949
WHAT MAN IN HIS RIGHT MAN WOULD WANT A COLD, SLIMY THING LIKE YOU!? GET AWAY FROM ME YOU ROTTEN PIECE OF FLOTSAM! IF I EVER FELT THE URGE TO DATE A SALTY SLUG I'D MOVE TO THE DESSERT. AND YOU SMELL LIKE A BREWERY HATEFUCKED A FISH MARKET WHILE INSIDE THE MOUTH OF AN AKANAME WITH A FOOT LICKING FETISH! YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE LEEEEEEEGS, AND YOUR SKIN IS THE COLOR OF CUM! YOU'RE DISGUSTING! MY GREAT UNCLE DIED IN A WRECKAGE CAUSED BY A KRAKEN, FDUCKYOU AND EVERYONE OF YOUR KIN YOU SHIP SINKING DREAM WRECKER! JUMP OFF YOUR OWN ASSHOLE AND DIE!

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>>14566018

>>14566010
False, they too are equal to both. All foxes are perfect anon.

>>14566018
Now do dragon.

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>>14566018
>Ara~ you sound stressed. Don't worry, onee-san will massage your problems away~

>>14565932
My favorite is all tbe dragons. The vain wock, the mighty dragon, the strong wurm, the graceful ryu, and the wyvern. Can you really make such proud haughty creatures cry? I mean maybe the Wyvern but that's the only one.

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>>14565975
Nah

>>14566018
You're coming off too aggressive, that won't make anyone cry. You need to be more subtle and more cruel.

>>14566029
I need an adult. One not affiliated with onee-sabbath.

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Too much fried tofu and sake.

>>14566029
Come near me and you'll be pulling back stumps.

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>>14566029
Thick
Rubbery
Tentacles

>>14566032
If he does Wyvern, that's cheating. Crying wyverns used to be a meme in this thread.

>>14566051
*not enough

>>14566040
That's your roll and I respect it but I prefer to be direct. You kissless handholdless, teenage sex missing no hope of GF faps to imaginary girls loser

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>>14566044
You'll get your onee-san and you'll like it. Don't worry, she'll be gentle and ease you into it. Also, how does one deal with waifuism? I feel the warp overtaking me, and it whispers sweet nothings in my ears of what will never be.

>>14566080
It also doesn't work on me. I've been called worse by better men. I also got paid for it.

>>14566021
WHAT? DID THE SUN GET TO YOUR HEAD YOU BIOLUMINESCENT SACK OF CRAP? FUCK OFF BACK TO THE DARKNESS WHERE LIVING SHIT BELONGS!

>>14566083
You either fall into it, or get kicked in the dick by reality. Really, just do what will make you happy.

>>14566083
No I won't! I refuse.

Unless it's a cow Onee-san

>>14566032
One girl per customer please. [spoilerTyping on a phone is a pain[/spoiler]

>>14566083
Don't let the shitty memes control you, Anon. There are better memes to live by.

>>14566091
>got paid for it
???

>>14566118
It's called joining the Army, there buds.

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>>14566106
The Onee-Sabbath grants you your desire. You may touch the cow.

Warning: Touching the cow is marriage for them.

Every monster would be improved if made part fox.

>>14565373
There's a difference between just talking animals, and the active sexualization of them.

>>14566138
*made Undead

>>14566138
Even mice? I don't think so anon, that's silly. It'd just be swarms of tiny foxes with big ears scurrying around and crowding around boys in mobs.

>>14566147
>wanting to kill all the waifus
aww

>>14566147
Both.

>>14566138
>>14566147
False on both accounts. Sometimes you cannot improve perfection.

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>>14566157
Not him but undead girls are inherently better.

>>14566167
no.

I want a girl who's warm and living with a heartbeat to lull me to sleep as we cuddle. Undead doesn't have that.

>>14566167
As sexy as a smooth, cold touch is, sometimes a man needs a warm hug.

>>14566025
WHAT'S THIS? AN OVERGROWN GECKO WHO THINK SHE CAN PUSH PEOPLE AROUND CAUSEOF SOME SHINY TRINKETS? I CAN SEE WHY'D YOU NEED THWM, WHO'S EVER BE ATTRACTED TO TO AN EMPTY HEADED FUCKHUGE CLAWS HAVING LIZARD! WHY DON'T YOU DROP BY A MUSEUM AN BBECOMEAN EXHIBIT, AT LEAST THAT WAY SOMEONE MIGHT COME SEE YOU. NO, THAT'S TOO DIGNIFIED A PLACE FOR YOU, BETTER JOIN THE CIRCUS AND BEG THEY LET YOU JOIN THEIR FREAK SHOW, YOU FUCKHUGE CLAWS HAVING GOLD OOBSESSED WHORE! A PREMONSTERIZED ELF HAS MORE APPEAL THAN YOU!

>>14566132
[X] Doing it now.

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>>14564535
I can help recruit Adventurers!

We need to awaken the crystals and save the world!

>>14566143
Again, nothing new. Look back on old Looney Tunes and Tom & Jerry episodes, and a good portion of Disney's film catalog with anthro animals in it. There's plenty of sexualization in them if you actually look. So now I refer you to my previous statement of quit acting like an autist and thinking that anything with anthro animals in it is automatically bad.

>>14566209
Sorry, the guild's only adventurer left is a pink ball that goes "poyo".

>>14566209
>[pressing X intensifies]

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I want to be dommed by a Pharaoh, and then fall asleep with her nuzzling my head into her breasts. Then I want to wake up to paizuri and face sitting.

>>14566218
The big issue with sexualizing anthro animals is that it encourages the worst of the furfags to continue their hellish fantasies. If it wasn't for them, this would have never been an issue.

>>14566227
Meh.

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[muffled awawawa in the distance]

>>14566254
Wonder how far you could punt one of these. Not that I would.

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>>14566254
I want to eat deer stew with a Wendigo.

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>>14566254

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>>14566271
Do not use the Wendigos like footballs!

>>14566277
Isn't that cannibalism?

>>14566201

>And she was just trying to ask for directions.

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>>14566209

>>14566284
But they're so kickable size...

>>14566287
Wendigos aren't actual deer so no.
Which also means that Holstaurs can eat hamburgers, Cockatrices can enjoy fried chicken, etc...

>>14566230
It's a fucking movie. The furfags would keep doing what they're doing regardless of whether it existed. In all likelihood the movie is completely innocuous and will fly under the radar for 99% of the world. Honestly, the bigger issue is people like you getting up in arms about the move for zero reason and launching a crusade that nobody asked for over a cause nobody cared about. I'm just as weirded out by furfags as the next guy, but shouting 'Hurr, next MLP' over something that's been done before and only you really cared about is hyperbole and autistic.

>>14566294
AND ON TOP OF ALL THAT YOU'RE SO RETARDED YOU CAN'T EVEN READ SIGNS! OR MAYBE, USE THOSE TWIGS YOU CALL WINGS TO SCOUT THE AREA AND SEE WHERE YOUR LOCATED! I GUESS ALL THOSE YEARS BEING A BRUTE HAVE LEFT THEIR MARK ON WHAT LITTLE BRAIN YOU HAVE! IF ANY! JUST GIVE UP ON LIFE YOU FOSSIL.

>>14566227
>Then I want to wake up to paizuri and face sitting.
What an underutilized sex position.

>>14566301
I really want to see a Holst eating a hamburger. Maybe I'll make it happen.

Fairies using them husband's Dick as a chair while they read.

>>14566287
Isn't that a cannibal monster?

Not even him, but just had to point that out.

>>14566342
Wiggling their ass on it and giving him a buttjob of sorts?
>>14566347
The mythological being they're based off of is, otherwise MGE Wendigos don't have that trait.

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>>14566342
Real fairies are to big for that.

>>14566356
Yep, and getting happy pissed when a sudden spurt knocks them off.

>>14566357
MGE Fairies are at least at http://i.imgur.com/qUXVXK0.png's level in terms of size.

I want a Wendigo, where do I get one? Or several?

>>14565781
Flat foxes are cute! CUTE!

Who made that btw, never seen that one before

>>14566357
>real fairies

>>14566369
Same fellow that drew that Khepri WIP earlier this week.

>>14566357
They're never too big to use husbando's dick as a chair. I'm sure he'd be more than happy to have her sit on it.

>>14566368
Caves and forests.

A tought occurs, bait for mostergirls.

>>14566125
Did you cry?

>>14566218
>Quit acting like an autist
I'm not that same guy. I'm just pointing out that there's a difference between just "Talking animal movies", of which there are plenty; and the overt-sexualization of such things, the "Furry" community. Of course they'll sexualize things no matter what, but having the content be sexual in the first place.

Or then, maybe it will. Shit like say, Fairy Tail, which is plenty sexualized on its own, tends to get little in the way of sexualized fan content. But then, that's anime. Furries are a whole other ball game and I've long since stopped trying to apply logic to what they do.

>Looney Tunes and Tom & Jerry
>Disney's film catalog
Yeah...not really. I can't really think of anything they've done as sexualized even before furries got their hands on it. Except maybe Lola in Space Jam, and she was an oddity even then.