>If you wanna step up, you're gonna get knocked down.

Patchy is actually just that NEET a rich guy gave a place to stay on the condition he live in a cage under their bed and take female hormones. He turned 30, became a real girl, then broke free with their magic.

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>>14532902
I'm the tough gangster
the SDM prankster
I gotta trick or two
For your average miko gumshoe

Penetrating deep like a junkie on the stick
Spilling ill slaughter like a magic lunatic
Wind, earth and water are all in my power
When you mess with me you get the Satellite Sunflower

- Patchouli "SDM Prankster" Knowledge

>>14533004
What tune am I supposed to read these in?

>>14533218
Poke-rap

>>14533004
Sick rhymes.

>>14532927
So there is really someone who thought that this fake trollstory was true?
/jp/ will never cease to surprise me.