Isn't Alice a little too old to play with dolls?

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I think it's kinda cute that she does, like an old hag with the heart of a young maiden!

>>14286783
>too old to play with ___
I don't get it.

>>14286822
That's Yukarin~

>>14286863
But she's only seventeen!

>>14286783
Alice is a new youkai and probably doesn't even look older than her actual age.

>>14286941
Younger than her actual age, rather.

>>14286935
Good point!
Yukari is a youngin' through and through

>>14286783
Shanghai~!

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I want to be Alice's doll! She could play with me as much as she wanted!

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Alice has three threads.

>>14287575
and what's wrong with that?

>>14287580
She needs at least 3 more

i have something she can play with iykwim

>>14287583
touché

Alice strikes me as the type to collect Breyer Horses.

>>14287555
>Tojeros y Tojeras
whata fuck, ese

>>14286783
Nothing wrong with a sexdoll playing with dolls.

>>14286783
>Isn't Alice a little too old
A little, yes.

>>14288288
cute cute CUTE!

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>>14287648
>h-here is my horse collection
~Alice

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Nyan

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What is Alice's darkest secret?

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>>14289781
Serial killer in DiPP.

I just like saying the name Alice.

Alice!
Alice!

>>14287648
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=39779457
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=39837589

Why do so many things in japan, mainly companies, have the name Alice on it?
Team Shangai Alice and Alicesoft are two examples but there are many more.

>>14290019
Just a random theory, but I bet it's Alice in Wonderland.
It was written in late 19th century, not too long before Meiji era, and the Japanese were pretty damn westaboo in Meiji. The elite loved showing off everything western about themselves. One of the Five Charter Oaths was to search knowledge internationally.
So a bunch of westaboos in training go to the west, and surely Alice (in Wonderland) was all the rage.
Besides, Alice in Wonderland is timeless.

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What would it be like to be one of Alice's dolls?

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>>14290071
You'd get to wear pretty dresses, do important tasks for Alice, relay messages, act in puppet shows and also get gunpowder shoved in and explode.

Pictured - Alice making sure she doesn't get the wet gunpowder problem.

>>14290071
Heaven

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>>14290071
I want to be Alice's friend since she doesn't have anyone besides her dolls

>>14287555
>no mefo interview
no zero, no vengas a dale publicidad a tu canal

>>14288288
>her real age

>>14290159
How many of Alice's dolls used to be actual people?

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>>14287555
ayyy esta bien eso

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>>14290159
I bet all of Alice's life-size dolls eventually break because she can't restrain herself during sex. She tries to be gentle, but she is a master of her art, and cannot create a doll that isn't irresistible.

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>>14291349
If it's for her own pleasure and relief, I would gladly let Alice break me.

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She is a prisoner of her own creations

>>14291393
Sounds cool eh you little shit? Too bad you aren't you fucking nerd, get out before I hit you with a shovel.

>>14290928
None, but you can be the first to change that trend!

What if Alice had fumos?

Would it be scary to stay at Alice's house?

>>14297375
I think it would be cute.
She'd show you her doll collection which might be scary at first, but I bet is really interesting.

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>>14297739

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>>14297758

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>>14297787

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>>14297803
Hey, that's what I'm going to do..

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>>14297859
let's be Alice together

>>14289781
She made her entire house into a dungeon.
Dungeon master.

>>14297876
Can I join you two in this whole being Alice thing?

>>14295060
Interesting question. Not sure if she'd have the same level of respect for them as she does of her own creations

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>>14297876
>>14297961
The more the merrier!

>>14297977
Maybe she would sell them to /jp/sies.

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Alice is a megalomaniac!

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>>14297981

>>14297859
You're all talk.

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>>14298010
Rude!

>>14298028
I'm sorry. It's the truth.

>>14297981
So many Alices! The fun never stops! Can we start an all Alice choir?

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>>14298051
If we're all Alice does that mean we all have our own shanghai and other dolls?
With this many Alices we could have a veritable force to be reckoned with!

>>14298087
We must use our power for peace, but only when it is profitable.

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>>14297982
That would be sweet! As long as she didn't charge those retarded ebay prices.

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>>14298039
No it's not

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>>14298087

>>14298183
You've been posting that for, what, a year now? What progress do you have to show?

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>>14298290
It's because the process takes like a thousand years or something..

>>14298312
All talk.

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>>14298317
Don't be like that..

>>14298325
Put up or shut up.

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>>14298355
no bullying

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>>14298362
Well then, you want to be Alice so badly? Then you have to pass through mr. shovel first.

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>>14299245
I'll do anything!

>>14299258
I believe in you, fellow Alice! You can beat Mr. Shovel!

>>14299414
>alice
>Beating mr. Shovel
How does it feel to be wrong?

>>14299245
>>14299258
When will the scars left by that fucking tripfag finally heal?

>>14299425
It feels so fucking right.

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>>14299245
No! You will not hit Alice with a shovel

>>14299471
Gonna be a long time.

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I am going to claw my way down your throat and tear out your very soul!

>>14297886
Do you think Alice would be a good, fair DM? I bet she could use her dolls in all sorts of ways to represent PCs and NPCs...

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>>14304137

alice leaks the poop

>>14300051
That is NOT pee!

What does it make of those grown man with those VOLKS dolls n shit?

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>>14311043
>VOLKS
?

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>>14290037
It's not just that, but if you look at what's popular in Japanese media it lines up pretty well with Alice (and also remember Disney's influence on anime in general)
>cute and innocent; naive
>feminine
>experiences a mystery world
>foreign

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>>14286783
Alice is young forever.

>>14314407
Youmu?

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Smug Alice best Alice

>>14318127
Post more smug alice then.

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>>14318127
Alice's dolls have learned from the master.

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>>14318148
Ok

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Dollmaker butt.

>>14290134
Would I get a big dick attachment that I could use to fuck Alice when she gets lonely? If yes, I'm in.

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>>14304593
I want to play in a one on one campaign by Alice with lots of romance options that she flusters to get through

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>>14304593
>>14326103
Playing support with Alice!

>>14321432
Is she trying to hide from my dick? Clearly it's not working.

Why does /jp/ love alice so much?

>>14326587
Because she stole something precious from us all

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6fdpKqY6MA

Alice is cute! CUTE!

>>14326674
Indeed she is

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what would you do in thi s situation

>>14328954
Button her dress, that's not how a lady should dress

>>14328954
It looks obvious she's having trouble getting up from that comfy bed. I'd help her up.

>>14328954
Touch boobs tenderly.

>>14328954
Gangbang with /jp/ of course.

Alice is a pure aryan

>>14332444
Defiling Alice with non - aryan seeds!

>>14332444
Who is Alice's dad?

>>14332477

Hitler- sama

>>14332444
Making little mongrels with Alice!

Are there any good doujins of Alice being creepy, socially awkward, lonely and an overall loser?

>>14333697
There's Social Anxiety Alice, where she is bullied by Patche.

>>14333697
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=40405189

hug the alice
protect the alice
kiss the alice
love the alice

>>14334813
she's a poop leaking creature, you sick fuck

>>14334813
be the alice