>mfw Nordfags/Baltfags can't swim in their sea for more

Not if you have sauna beforehand

>>79590325
Can't they in the summer?

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>>79590325
>my ancestor :)

>>79590325
Don't they have all that elk they keep posting?

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>>79592133
Can't hear you over the sound of my easybreath diving mask :)

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>>79590325
> Be medinigger
> Swim in the Mediterranean
> Get stung unconscius by jellyfish
> Get run over by Libyan fishing boat full of feral niggers while being unconscius
> Scalp split in half
> Get eaten alive by sharks

No thanks lad.

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>>79590325
>little ch'ti kids play at "where is the sun" in summer

>>79592304
>Be Swedecuck
>Dont swim
>Dont get stung
>Very far away from Africa
>Still get raped and killed by immigrants

>>79592336
>He still believes in the "Sun"
>laughingwhores.jpeg

>>79590325
Southern French master race

>>79592304
I always wondered how it would be to swim in the med sea, must be boring without the waves.

>>79593196
>No waves
>Few current
>Salty warm water
>Tons of fish and sea life
>No sharks
>Dolphins
>Sea turtles
>Ancient ruins and shipwrecks
>Cozy seaside towns
>Free beaches
>Quiet coves
An absolute paradise

>>79593196
There are beaches in many islands in Greece where you can find strong waves, it's not like there's no options. Most are calm though, and it's great to just relax or think about stuff. Sometimes I even manage to sleep for a bit if the sea is calm enough, best feeling.

>>79593437
That sounds amazing.

>>79593425
>>79593437
That's nice.

Med beaches are full of roastie whores. Only the noblest of waifus will be found on cold beaches.

>>79593754
I doubt you speak out of experience

>>79593754
t. wise american man who traveled the world

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>>79593425
> No sharks
Keep telling yourself that

>>79590325
French can't swim anywhere because they are niggers.

>>79594759
I swim countless times in the Med accross more than a dozen countries and haven't seen one single shark.

The sharks are not stupid, they know to avoid humans.

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>>79590325
No it's not.

>>79594759
you wot

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>sea

>>79595041
Big salty water where big fishes swim if you prefer

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>>79595088
Why
Rivers,lakes and springs are better
They are not salty but they have fish

>>79595088
>baltic sea
>salty

>>79595192
That cyka was asking what is the sea.

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>>79592304
>be swede
>get raped by niggers
as easy as pie

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>>79595304
If so you're merde

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>>79594759
>he considers this little shit a shark
We've got sperm whales, but those never swim close to the coast