>Dad, this is my wife. I've changed my name and converted

how is my son such a chad

Actually you make a good arab son. I wonder if your mom cucked me.

>>79572878
Unironically disinherit him

>>79572878
Inshaalah son, now you can conquer all these infidels with me.


(NSA niggers I am just joking. don't whitelist me)

>>79572878
How do the I have a blue-eyed white chad as son?

>>79572963
Presumably your wife cucked you with a blue-eyed white chad.

>>79572878
Offer them free shipment of pork deli as wedding gift.

>>79573010
For him to look that white, I'd need a white wife first. Will you kindly gib me a hwyte wimmen, Sven?

>>79572878
el poder de cristo te lo ordena turco bobo

>>79572878
I was hoping you'd keep your mother and I's religion of post-christian agnosticism, but clearly you're very serious about this New Age cult you've joined son. Just don't kill yourself.

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>>79573337
>post-christian agnosticism

>>79573337
(you)

>tfw I know there're tons of arab muslim Qts actually. basically rough gemstone

JUST

FUCK

WHAT

DO


and they say I need to convert to Islam if I wanna be their bf. JUST WHY! WHY!!!

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>>79572878
>Chaddam

Infidels inherit nothing

>>79573664
nigga if they're actual muzzies then you can't be their bf, they don't entertain the concept of dating, you have to convert and marry.

>>79572878

tfw no kinky Muslima wife

*laughs*

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nothing wrong so invite her parents to home party

How did I get a Chechen son?

>>79574326
Yeah, but what if they're rebellious young muslim girls tho?

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>>79572878
>Chaddam

Nice