How is it living in California? I spent 26 years of my life living

I live in the greater LA area, and its boring here. but I guess if you're an extrovert then yeah you'll enjoy it

It's almost impossible for a european to live in the US, when you're used to be safe in the street and not caring about anything switching to such a country can be a terrible experience

Americans from LA would think living in a beautiful Bavarian town surrounded by history and culture would be awesome. It depends on what you're used to

>tfw no autistic german bf to return home to in my san fernando valley apartment and play city building games with

>>79561659
i think you don't know americans, or at least don't know no one from a big city

Good thread. I like OP even though he's a german.

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1) Have money
2) Have money
3) Be fit. Californians are a bit ruthlessly strict about looks so try to be somewhat muscular if male.

If you meet the above two, Cali can be a paradise, though I really do emphasize the money part, make sure you command a decent income if you really want to enjoy living there since everything is for some odd reason doubly expensive.

Also avoid Southern Cali and live in the Northern part. LA is fun but somewhat overrated.

Also, as someone who moved from California to a semi-rural paradise almost 3000 miles away, I can safely tell you that this is just another instance of "Grass is Greener" thinking. The city and its lights can wear you out after a while, and a pretty bucolic small town becomes really attractive after that.

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>you will never live in Los Angeles, work in the American porn industry and have sex with cute teens everyday
>stuck in a rural shithole forever till the day i die instead

>>79561501
There's nothing wrong with boring when you realize what the alternative is. Sure, you can go to all sorts of events whenever you want, but if you live there it's not like you're doing that every night. You could probably just as easily get on the train where you live and visit somewhere more lively.

>>79561850
There are Brazilians here that are personal trainers, dance teachers, and open up acai shops.

it's not much different from southern germany

>>79561817
Just like in that doc Hollywood movie with Marty McFly

>>79561530
Also this.

If you're in any degree socially awkward and have ever in your life posted, or even browsed through 4chan, you probably won't enjoy living in Normie cesspits like LA, MIA, NY and the sort. It's why i'm not surprised that most American users on 4chan seem to come from mid-size to small towns out in the middle of nowhere

>>79561501
California is beautiful but avoid LA unless you think you'll like the unique, sprawled-city life.
Small beach towns between LA and SF are the best.

also don't fall for the palm tree meme
they're ugly

>>79561501
damn thse houses look like gta v!!!!!!

>>79561903
Rich Brazilians can easily move to the USA, now us poor ones are essentially stuck here forever. When i said rural i was being kind, i mean backwoods shithole, 7 hours away from the beach and we only got telephone lines(and subsequently internet) in 2005, until then i was completely isolated from the world, i only knew Los Angeles and Miami from movies.

>>79561878
>>79561817
These two are right, though like >>79561817 says, it's matter of wanting what you've never experienced. Cities are glamorous and very exciting but they best suit certain personalities. Your typical socially maladjusted 4chan autist wouldn't enjoy living there for more than a few days since you'd quickly realize how out of your depth you are in a place full of actual Chads and 9/10 women everywhere.

And yes, unless you're a legit celebrity just avoid LA. Tryhards, wannabes, pretentious cunts everywhere and too many sports & luxury cars on every goddamn street that'll leave you feeling mildly butthurt.

>>79561659
There's a small town in Southern California called Solvang that is basically a Dutch theme park but without rides.

>>79562076
дa yж

>>79562149
It's a Danish town you dumbass.

>>79562177
чe зaбыл в бeльгии?

пoчeмy ee флaг в нeмeких цвнтaх a paзгвaopивaют нa фapнyзкoм??

бля бyдy c oппикa эти мaлeнькиe дoмики y бepeгoвoй линии, щaбop из кycтoв мeдлy ними - нy гтa!

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>>79562093
>Go to Dartmouth University, all the way up in New Hampshire
>All those Brazilian students
>yfw the bunda meme isn't a meme after all

Even if the school is world renowned, still wonder why someone would move from the tropics to attend school in the freezing forests of New England.

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>>79562252
>LA was never an industrial city at any point in its history.
Wow a history major posting here looks like.

>>79562111
You spend too much time in the tourist areas. The people that are L.A. natives aren't like that.

>>79562223
What's the difference? There are really only three cultures in Europe: Northern, Slavic, and Mediterranean.

>>79562229
гoлyбчик мoй, бoльшинcтвo из нac гoвopит пo-нидepлaндcки

>>79562111
>Cities are glamorous and very exciting but they best suit certain personalities. Your typical socially maladjusted 4chan autist wouldn't enjoy living there for more than a few days since you'd quickly realize how out of your depth you are in a place full of actual Chads and 9/10 women everywhere

New York and Chicago are more blue collar, but LA was never an industrial city and and it's always been a glamour kind of place, at least since the establishment of Hollywood early in the 20th century.

An autismo neckbeard would feel alienated in LA for sure.

>>79562111
>9/10 women everywhere.
how much of them are pure northern european whites, though? natural, not dyed, blondes?

>>79562283
Same goes for NY, but guess what American media has done to these cities..................

It has glamorized them to the stars and beyond, so much so that non-touristy areas and the areas without a cancerous transplant presence are becoming the exception. Transplants from other states are the death of any big US city

>>79562328
>нac
poдитeли бeльгийцы?

дaвнo тaм? пpoгep? тян кpacивыe?

A пpинцeccы, я знaю, знaют пo 4 языкa(гoлл фp нeм и aнгл) - нo кaкoй их ocнoвнoй? фpaнц?

>>79562268
Since Brazil has no educational system worth anything...yeah.

>>79562268
Maybe because USA is like 15 times better than Brazil and also Brazilians correlate snow with first world, so if you post a selfie of you in a snowy people, your friends from Brazil will get very envious of you. Brazil is all about your external image and the way people perceive you.

>>79562334
Go southward to San Diego, that's a much more scuzzy blue collar town and the local economy is heavily dependent on the US military, both as a naval base and because of defense contractors.

>>79562328
Tы кaкoй-тo хyecoc. Tьфy нa тeбя.

>>79562111
>9/10
>usa
hahahahaah

>>79561817
>3) Be fit. Californians are a bit ruthlessly strict about looks so try to be somewhat muscular if male.

That's the land of Muscle Beach and Gold's Gym after all. :^)

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If playing Players Early Acces Beta Grounds is a highlight in your daily life It doesnt really matter where you play it.

>>79562536
oтчeгo злишьcя?
>>79562406
я вeдь poдoм из бeльгии, a этих пpницecc-тo o чeм ты вooбщe нe знaю

>>79561501
LA sucks cock, one of the worst major cities in the US imo.

>>79562334
>An autismo neckbeard would feel alienated in LA for sure.

I think Elliot Rodger is living proof of that.

>>79562582
This. Our Scandi genes have left all the women looking like emaciated Somalis desu.

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>>79561501
Do you like:
1.5 hour commutes that are only 15 miles?
Mexicans?
Paying $20 bucks just to park?
Smog that is rivaled only by China?
Mexicans?
Lines for literally everything, including food and turning left on a fucking street?
Getting shaken down on every corner by niggers and """veterans""""" who who just need money fo dey families?
More Mexicans?
Idiots blasting rap music everywhere?
More terrible infrastructure?
Roads that are literally clogged with a 50-50 mixture of Mexicans and old people who drive 20 miles under the limit at all times?
Even more Mexicans?

If yes, then please come here, you'll feel right at home.

>>79563575
Sounds like Soviet Union to me

>all of these flyover state subhumans getting mad at California in here
It's fine. I too would be mad if i lived in some welfare dependent shithole in West Virginia

>>79563734
to each his own, ese.

I wasn't talking to that deadbrained Belgian that (You)d me. Non Americans really shouldn't exist desu.

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>>79561850
Just move to the LA of LA.

>>79563978
Dully noted, vato. Here, have another (You) from yours truly.

It's shit. If you're an autist you never fit in and are an outcast. I would love to live in a nice Bavarian village. There's a thousand more times culture and dignity there than here.

>>79561929
Why? Why can't you be an introvert in LA? I can understand about NYC, it's a crowded and noisy urban center, but LA is very spread out.

>>79563978
>Non Americans really shouldn't exist desu.
Its a comfy thought to be frank. There are a lot of natural resources everywhere that we could use else but these countries are occupied.

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Is the water crisis resolved completely by now? When I was there in 2013 it everyone there seemed to think it was the end times for California because of the drought

>>79564137
Why do people think LA is not a place for introverts? It's a very sprawled suburbia city.

>>79564413
I live in the LA metro area. It is not for introverts at all. It's the center of Hollywood materialistic culture. Normie beach culture, and tourists. It doesn't matter that it's spread out. There is still tons of people here and everyone moved here because of the Hollywood memes. It's about as normie extrovert culture as you can get.

>>79562268
>Dartmouth
One of my friends went there. Kinda weird that she did English major rather than econ major (I thought Dartmouth is famous for sending its graduates to finance shit)
>>79562010
>Small beach towns between LA and SF
Better than OC or SD?
>>79561501
LA? NY or London is a better place for culture and stuff. If I were to choose a West Coast city to go for culture and shit, I'd pick SF

LA is what gave us Chad rock like Motley Crue and RHCP, that should give you an indication of the city's mentality.

LA is grimy, gigantic, full of crime, and the air is dirty. Living in it is overwhelming, due to the literally constant stimulus from every direction. The celebrity prevalence meme does have some merit, since you're significantly more likely to see someone about their daily life, but it's not grandiose like you may imagine it to be. Like approaching any other random stranger, but this time they have a pre-set aversion to speak with you since they actively avoid attention, usually.
It's also stiflingly hot. In Bavaria, I think your weather is better and your region is much prettier. We are ravaged by drought, you are lush and green. Our oxygen is corrupt with smog, yours outside of Munich is seemingly pure. You do, however, have way less to do there, that's definitely correct, and CA is on average more exciting. I guess it depends on what you're looking for.

>>79564413
>>79564324
If you're a shut in on you rarely go out, and live on the outskirts of LA and never venture into the city, then you could manage, but this goes for everywhere else really

But the difference is LA culture and society will quickly filter you out so dont expect to fit in into its extrovert filled social circles. Its nothing like the slow and sleepy mid sized cities and towns that most of us autists live in, where we can still operate adequately in local communities without needing to be charismatic experts at social interaction.

Fuck, i hate LA

>>79564395
No, some el nino rained helped a bit, but we would need 4 of those in a row to refill our water reservoirs back up to normal levels. And they only happen like once a decade. Our water infrasture is incredibly inneffienient and dumps rain water into the ocean. We would have to tear up everything everywhere just to fix it and it would cost a fortune. Desalination plants are our best hope but they're expensive to build and run and nobody wants to pay for them so they're just hoping we start having more rain again like we used to. But we haven't had that kind of rain in decades now.

>>79561501
The only good thing about california is that you can take a 2 hour drive and go to some amazing state parks and another 2 hour drive the opposite direction and enjoy some amazing beaches. Other than that, can't think of any other great benefits.

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>>79561501
I'll be the judge of that, post pictures of said nazi village.

>>79564557
But why is that even matter since introverts don't leave the house? house - > car - > work/shop - > car - > house. Also, what about the area around Santa Monica or Southern LA/California, around Pasadena etc?

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LA can be literal paradise if you are the right kind of person, otherwise you will feel out of place surrounded by chad/stacy, art hoes, and rich fags.

SanFran/Seattle would probably be better for people who are sort of introverted

>all of this unstable UMADIUM 238 in here towards Los Angeles by a bunch of self admitted social retards

Ill empathize with you and understand how it can be extremely frustrating to try and mingle socially in a community that only serves the normiest of the norm and won't even acknowledge your existence if you're anything less than Chad, but if you want to find a welcoming social scene for your kind, go live in a smaller town. LA society is mercilessly competitive so your bitter failure isnt surprising.

>>79564745
you haven't felt the incredible social pressure to be charismatic/extroverted that exists in SoCal

an introvert can get by in the outer-regions but at that point why are you even there? Just move up to Silicon Valley where its not a sin to be awkward

>>79564632
I guess i kind of understand, but i never understood why do people want to ''fit in''. For the most part, i just want to be left alone, and be able to talk with people on my own terms, and end the conversation whenever i want. But i also hate noise, i like quietness. Do you think LA is good for me?

>spics and blacks
>good

>>79562749
>я вeдь poдoм из бeльгии,
pyccкий нe poднoй?

>>79564866
>hate noise
>Do you think LA is good for me?

>>79564745
Introverted people still have to interact with others unless they're NEETS leaching off their parents. Introverted doesn't mean you don't need any social interaction whatsoever. I'm incredibly fucking lonely and hate myself. I'm still too young to have made enough money to where I can move out, and even when I do where would I go. My family is all here.

>>79564866
fucking no.

>>79564822
I guess it all depends on what kind of lifestyle you want. I like the convenience of a big city, and all the opportunities there are for work or other entertainment, i don't like to live in an isolated house in the middle of nowhere. I also don't understand why do people feel any pressure? If you don't like the extroverted lifestyle, who's forcing you? Whenever someone asks me to do something i don't like i just refuse. For the most part i want to be left alone, and be able to interact with the people i want in my own terms. I dont like bars or clubs, or night life.
Do you think LA is a good place for that?

>>79564751
>Seattle
Why do you think Seattle is comparable to LA? I imagine what allows LA to always have something going on is that there is nice weather year around. Seattle can get pretty cold, and is wet for 9 months.
Also any art spaces are now high rises, office spaces, or a Tom Douglas restaurant. It would seem to me the only similarities between LA and Seattle are liberals.

As idealistic as Lala Land is I think this scene can give you a decent feeling of how the place is (I lived there for ~4 years as a normie)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUQj7Ng7PCs

Imagine trying to walk into a scene like this as a scrawny, awkward introvert, you would be straight up shunned. That's LA

>>79564933
Why are you lonely? And where do you wanna move - a smaller town?

>>79565009
I only mentioned Seattle because its different from LA, hence better for introverts, but it still has stuff going on (especially musical/artsy stuff) just not the Californian social scene that requires extroversion

>>79565071
>Imagine trying to walk into a scene like this as a scrawny, awkward introvert, you would be straight up shunned. That's LA

All of Brazil is like this, so for us Brazilians it doesn't sound like a big deal since we're used to this kind of social behavior.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ioilEr3Apw

>>79565220
i mean if your comfortable with this sort of stuff, can dress the part, and are in shape then LA sounds like a good place for you

>>79565103
Because you are shunned here if you're a pale autist loser like me. You're humiliated and dehumanized growing up here. I only have like 1 friend I talk to. If you aren't a beach goer and gym rat here you will not be respected.

>>79565007
>I like the convenience of a big city, and all the opportunities there are for work or other entertainment, i don't like to live in an isolated house in the middle of nowhere

There are numerous smaller cities and towns that can satisfy these requirements, and all over the world, not just here.
But since the context is USA-CANcentric, flyover treasures such as Calgary, Phoenix (its going to be 800C year round though), Charlotte, Montreal, Austin, Houston, Dallas Chicago, (its big and safe, just avoid that notorious pary) Denver, Salt Lake City and Minneapolis will provide all of the vibrance and opportunity of city life without any of the oppresive social protocol of LA and NY society.

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>>79561850
>This fucking feel

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>>79565332
>>79565312
>>79565174
None of dumbasses have ever actually been to LA, huh? You are literally just describing private parties in celebrities' Beverley Hills homes. LA is a normal fucking city, it's just a slightly more crowded and dirty shithole than most.

>>79562320
you are so ignorant lmao.
yes i know about solvang, looks nothing like denmark

>>79565480
I live here you dipshit. That's how it is. LA itself is dirty minority infested shithole that should be avoided at all costs. The outlying white areas are materialistic normie yuppie fucks. I grew up here like I said, and hate this fucking place with every fiber of my being.

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>>79561501
I live in LA.
Was born and raised here, I did spend a little time in northern California and other states so it's not like I have lived in this LA bubble my whole life.


>But how is it in Los Angeles, etc.? I always walk around Los Santos in GTAV and imagine how it is to live there. You have beaches, good weather,
We DO have beaches and good weather. It's been getting hot, though. Summer time it's like 70-80 degrees (F) at the beaches and 90-110 inland. It rains frequently in the winter, but no snow.

>great food everywhere, enormous supermarkets, events, big cars, etc.

There IS great food everywhere. Don;t fall for the meme that it's all hamburgers and hot dogs and shit. I just got done with a Banh Mi sandwich and it was delicious. Everyone from literally every orifice in the world comes here and opens restaurants so you never really have an excuse not to be able to try something new as far as food.

>Events
Sure, but events attract odd people.

>enormous supermarkets
Same with the events.

>Big cars
Definitely, I love trucks. I drive a 4x4 ford f350 super duty for work and it's a blast. Or when I drive one of the F250's the idling of the engine alone is exhilarating, the sheer power under that hood when you punch the accelerator up a steep hill is hard to beat. These things sound and feel just mean and it's fun to drive.

>If you are bored and don't know what to do, why not just hanging out at a beach in Malibu and enjoy the sunset at night.

You know, I work at the beach.
I'm a government employee.
I used to work in Malibu, your picture is of Zuma Beach and Point Dume and you're right.
The thing is, you wanna show up during this time of year, right after summer during the winter. Because during summer EVERYONE goes to these beaches and it gets PACKED.

Cont..

>>79565480
My dude, i live here.

Ive lived here 24 years, what additional qualifications do you need?

>>79565531
Materialistic normie yuppie fucks are just normal Americans though. I don't really know how that makes life any harder for a shut in. Shut ins are gonna be failures everywhere.

California is one of the worst states in the U.S.

A leftist shit hole.

>>79565480
bitch i lived, but the foreigners here want to know about the cool parts of LA that they see idealized in the media not the shitty suburbs.

>>79565601
Silicon Valley is far more friendly to autist types so no, we wont be total shitastic failures everywhere

>>79565601
True, I hate America and Americans in general for that reason as well. But LA is like the poster child for that sort of thing. And I have a personal connection to SoCal.

>>79565446
>Houston
>Montreal
Dont meme the foreigners this hard please. Its just cruel.

>>79565659
>the foreigners here want to know about the cool parts of LA that they see idealized in the media not the shitty suburbs

Fair enough I guess. Still though, the only way to live in the idealized parts is to be ridiculously fucking rich, which OP is most likely not.

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>>79565546
>Maybe you meet some film actors that you saw at that huge Cinema in a movie the weekend before.

So far, I've seen Pierce Brosnan, Seal, Adam Sandler, some random NBA players and the stiffler guy from the American pie movies in Malibu. Part of your picture looks like it's of "Broad beach road" which is where a lot of famous people live. I know steven spielberg lives there.
I see Kevin hart form time to time at Venice beach, running. Apparently he's an avid runner and is training for a marathon.

>I imagine like it never gets boring. Unlike here in that small Bavarian village where the most exciting time is when I go online on steam and play pubg with a friend.

When I'm sitting in bumper to bumper traffic on my way home on the 405 north freeway, and it takes me an hour to get home 30 something miles away because it's so fucking expensive to live close to work in this city, i have to rent a small condominium on the outskirts of the fucking county where it's 107 degrees and damn near the desert and more and more and more and more people just keep fucking moving here and its crowded and all of this shit just overwhelms my senses.
When you have a hard time finding a job because there are so many millions of people here, employers can afford to be extremely picky about who qualifies, when gangs and the police and the tension surrounds you, when you cant take out the garbage without making eye contact with at least 3 different people,when every asshole is in a rush or cutting you off or not letting you merge into a lane or you get the feeling life is just cheaper here because the average person see's thousands of faces on a daily basis, you will learn to appreciate your small bavarian town.

>>79565546
are northern european girls common?

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>>79566008
I would see a lot of German and Spanish tourists at Zuma beach in Malibu.

Venice beach gets everyone form all over, Since I've been transferred down there, I've heard quite a bit of French and German.

I've heard Russian, too.

>>79566008
ethnically? yes, but they are all tan

>>79566090
i mean, of northern european blood, not touristm but americans

>>79566092
ok good, hooe they wont mix, i love natural blondes with scadni faces, know some b-tier and c-tier actresses from california and they are beautoful,
i;ve heard, california is where whites are minority already now

>>79566226
Yes, I'm northern european and polish primarily, not a girl though. The blonde scandi kind of girls are the most vain narcissistic bitches you will ever see though. Especially the more attractive they are.

>>79566226
I'm sure there are.
LA has a lot of hispanic people living in it, it's a border state, Mexico/central America is right there.
Again, I grew up here, so I'm used to it, they're good people like anyone else.

>>79566226
whites are still the majority in the entertainment industry in Cali, just not as the average citizen

The scandi girls hookup with loads of people but generally go for white guys for long-term relationships if that matters to you

LA is always covered in smog. NorCal is superior to SoCal.

>>79561501
It's pretty cool.

Malibu, San Francisco and Santa Monica are pretty cool. Los Angeles actually has a decent down town now too. CA is definitely cool if you're into alcohol and art. Hollywood actually sucks IRL though. It's largely full of douchey migrants from other states who try to make it in the film industry but fail miserably. Neat bars and music events though sometimes. People in Southern California are unfortunately pretty loud and stupid though. I hear disappointment in Los Angeles from many Euro clients due primarily to the shitty people rather than the place itself. Many people here can't actually hold a conversation despite marketing themselves as social and are very baselessly superficial. It's pretty easy to get laid however if you're not ugly. Just expect to put up with grating personalities. Northern California is definitely better than Southern California.

>>79566380
I spent some time in the central valley which most southern Californians basically consider as NorCal and I miss it from time to time.
But don't pretend like your shit doesn't stink.
NorCal has it's ugly sides, too.
I've seen Oakland, my friend. I've seen Stockton and Modesto and Fresno and Sacramento.

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>>79561501

>wanting to live in California of all places
>wanting to leave Bavaria to go live in some marxist shitdump

god no, why??

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I was just about to light up my last cigarette while parked next to my local socal movie theater and some fucking spic ran up, pointed a gun at me, and demanded that I give him my last cigarette. I kindly told him to go fuck himself and shoot me so he can go to jail for 25 years to which he said "you wanna lose your life over a cigarette?".

So I fucking gave him my last cigarette and as he rode off on his bicycle I turned around and side swiped him.

Los Angeles sucks ass. Don't come here

>>79566529
>Marxist
Give me a break with that shit, willya?

>>79566546
>I kindly told him to go fuck himself and shoot me so he can go to jail for 25 years

No
You
Didn't.

>>79561501
It's very much like Los santos but it's way bigger and has suburban areas which aren't represented in Los santos which only shows areas inspired by Glendale, Downtown La, the beach front, Compton, and Beverly Hills/ belair.

>>79566606
Which area of los santos is inspired by Glendale?

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>>79562111
>>79562111
>in a place full of actual Chads and 9/10 women everywhere.

That's unfortunately very untrue in Southern California. There are attractive people here but not at a particularly high ratio. Saw more attractive people per capita in fucking Portland than Los Angeles. There's a lot of fat uggos here and a many of the women who come to be in the entertainment industry get into drugs and look ragged as fuck by the time their in their mid 20s.

>And yes, unless you're a legit celebrity just avoid LA. Tryhards, wannabes, pretentious cunts everywhere and too many sports & luxury cars on every goddamn street that'll leave you feeling mildly butthurt.

Not entirely true. The superficial douches here are largely migrants from out of state who were hot shit in their bumfuck shit hole in Arkansas and think that they're still cool here. They typically become strung out failures and native Californians laugh and them and fuck with them for entertainment. Native Californians aren't too bad, just don't come with an arrogant mindset or people will literally go out of their way to ruin your day. People here who are genuinely successful are generally pretty polite and laid back. There are a lot of nice cars here but luxury cars are so common that it's extremely easy get into one cheaply. The two best selling cars in Los Angeles are the C300 and 328i. I pay less on my C-Class than my dad does for his fucking Honda Accord. A real status symbol would be a house that's bigger than two bedrooms. Rent here is expensive as fuck.

>>79566624
The general area around simon yetarians car shop. Which is a reference to the large number of Armenians who live there.

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>>79566674
I'm lazy af, but my next meme is the cover of a book by Milton Friedman.

- title : Greed is good.
- subtitle : It's our way of life they're attacking
- Picture : Obese Americans on scooters in the hypermart

>>79566624
There is no Glendale like place in GTA. Glendale is however predominantly Armenian and has a large automotive retail industry so there are a lot of people like Simeon there.

>>79566797
Armenians are such fucking kikes too. They nailed that part perfectly in GTA 5

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>>79566964
mmh, I've yet to do it 2bh

>>79566951
Barev Dzez, brother! Look upon this used BMW 760, in very good condition only have minor oil leak, low mileage, only 180,000. Bro, I give you the best deal only $20,000 and free car wash. I can hook you up for only 29% interest. Best deal bro, you no find better deal anywhere else.

One one hand they bring tasty kebab and System of a Down but alternatively they bring us the Kardashians.

>>79567043
I had Armenian friends in school. They're decent people socially, but just never work with them professionally. They're like the epitome of a sleazy cheap stereotype.

>>79567078
kek I legit used to work at a dealership in Glendale. Most of them aren't bad to do business with. Just have to watch out for the Armos who grew up in Soviet Russia, they're like that because they have that me-first risk of starving Soviet mentality.

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>>79563575
>Paying $20 bucks just to park

Literally stopped reading there.

>>79567128
I just had a horrible experience with having an Armenian guy as a boss. He was half-Israeli half-Armenian though so that was a double whammy.

>all these autistic 5/10 europeans that think they'll become famous 10/10 chads by moving to L.A. or some other city in California

>>79566478
Eh, Sacramento is okay but the rest are shitholes.

Why the fuck are people still migrating to this country? I really dont like foreigners. Cant they all move to China or some other place since we really dont need any more people here.

It is imperative that we freeze all immigration for the next 20 years.

>>79561501
I live here and its pretty boring and gay. But i dont like going out much and doing normie things so thats just me.
By the way Los Angeles and all of California isnt near the beach. You usually have to drive at least 30 mins from here to get to the beach, and it's usually packed in terms of parking and people. The only thing i enjoy doing here is going to the mountains where i can be alone.

>>79561817
I have money and im fit but no one cares. Most people here aren't even fit.

>>79561501
I hate it it's far too hot

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>>79567185
>half-israeli half-Armenian
THE GIGA JEW

>>79567717
The worst are Jewish Iranians.

>>79567175
Is it because you don't believe me, you think that paying a lot to park is bad, or just because I made the redundant grammatical error of using "$" and "bucks" right after?

>>79563575
You forgot to add Mexicans a few times.

>>79567955
Yuropoors like to meme about how America isn't white but it's literally not even a meme. I'm going to college in LA and I'm pretty sure I'm the only person in the room with blue eyes at any given moment, and there's like 50 people in the class.

>>79568060
56% quite literally isn't a meme. We aren't white anymore. I have more hope for european countries. All they need is for a nationalist government to gain power and kick out all the recent arrivals and they'll be in safe demographic projection again with over 90% homogeneity.

>>79563575
SOUNDS LIKE HOME!

>>79568060
depends what college you are going. If it is a community college, of fucking course. IF it is UCLA, you only get chinks as the next big minority.

>>79568290
It's really weird actually: the math classes are 50% Asian, the humanities classes are 50% white, and the science classes are 50% Mexican. And black people, I don't even know what classes they are in, I see them around campus but I doubt they're in any classes worth being in.

>>79568060
>>79568171
60% of LA county students are Latino
10% of LA county students are Black
5% of LA county students are Asian

Seems about right.

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>>79568338
Well you cant get any fucking lower than humanity classes.

>>79565071
I'm an autist and i can handle that

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>>79568338
>In the near future Asians and Latinos will dominate science and industry while Whites fight over an increasingly tiny amount of jobs utilizing minority studies degrees.

oh the ironing.

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>>79568425
>mfw I see all the rich white people wasting their parents' money on some stupid humanities degree who will be the last in their family to grow up rich

As a white person myself, I really do feel like this is the death of white people. I, myself, am hoping to suck some Asian cock and get in with them. They're going places. Whites are gonna be over soon, unfortunately. Whatever, Mexicans have been riding off of white people success and they've been doing well, so now I just have to ride off of Asians' success. The circle of leeching continues.

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>>79568508
>The circle of leeching continues.
Rome perseveres.

>>mfw I see all the rich white people wasting their parents' money on some stupid humanities degree who will be the last in their family to grow up rich

It is pretty fucking sad. I grew up in an upper middle class area and of my White friends four went after liberal arts degrees, two went after writing degrees and the rest just fucked around in college and dropped out. I only know one white girl who got into aerospace and is making mega bucks. The rest are all stuck working minimum wage jobs or just making a few dollars more than that per hour. One white friend and all of my Mex friends went to trade schools doing automotive, nursing or got some sorts of industrial related associates degrees from community college. All the Asians I know went into engineering, design or finance and are making big money.

I don't understand the mentality of going after such useless degrees if your rich family is paying for college. Seize the opportunity and go after STEM. Explain white anons.

>>79562506
You know it works the same in every society? Appearance (not just physical) is everything and going to nice places shows good social status to be able to afford the trip.

>>79565669
Trust me theyre not looking for your version of autism

>>79568508
>>79568633
As a Korean immigrant (I am 1st gen), one thing I will never understand about (non-Jewish) whites is that so many of them pursue some humanities/social science (other than econ)/arts (fine arts or something) and end up getting low wage jobs or no jobs at all.

Upper class whites (or maybe upper middle depends on circumtances)? Yes, they do get jobs because of connection their parents have. But why is someone without that much level of connection choose some useless major while in college and eventually shoot himself in the foot? I will never understand

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>>79571367
>Trust me

yeah I'm not taking a lecture on anything tech industry related from that flag. Maybe I'll call you up when I need toothpaste suggestions

>>79571494
Im pretty sure an English man is responsible for the world wide web which we are on right now, so shove some aquafresh up your arse you yank cunt

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>A Pakistani transplant to third world country tried to beg me to take his """"""insights""""" on high tech seriously

what's next, concert safety advice?

>>79561501
Wo kommst du her Bub? Ich bin aus Tölz

>>79561659
>Let me tell you about your country

>>79561912
What