ITT: Truth about languages. Spanish speakers can't speak

>without kill themselves

What are you trying to communicate here?

>>79525616
Brazilians evidently struggle to speak intelligibly

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>Spanish speakers can't speak words like Calculator or Calrson

we can

>>79525616
I don't understand.

wat?

>>79525616
t.average macaco intellectual

qué?

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're probably referring to as Spanish, is in fact, Mexican Spanish, or as I've recently taken to calling it, sudacaspeak. Spanish doesn't have a single system of sounds that all Spanish speakers share, but merely a general set of rules established by based Spaniards, a vital group thanks to which the language exists.
Many /int/ users mistake Spanish for that simplified and uglier version every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, all the different Spanish dialects are called "Spanish", and many of /int/olerants are not aware that the Latin Americans variants are to Spanish what ebonics are to English.
The Spanish language really does exist, but Latin Americans don't really speak it. Latin Americans are different, much more sunhuman and stuff. This is essential for you to realize. Spanish often include latinos, but basically it's Spanish with a bunch of shit added. All the so called "Southern Cone people" are really Spaniards.

Burgers have trouble with soft R and rolling R's

>>79529308
we have trouble pronouncing everything over 4 syllables, cmon

>UMA DELICIA

Spanish is a retarded version of portuguese

English is a true shit

QUEDO

DELICIOSO

>>79525616
rate my 10/10 english
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZOwvcsjR6r

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>>79529308
>Burgers have trouble with soft R and rolling R's
me too, am I amerigan in denial?

>>79529401
nuh you just uh commie boi