>girlfriend/boyfriend in French literally means "little

scheisse arsch

"Petit" (little) is used as a hypocoristic adjective to imply affection or intimacy

>"glove" in German literally means "hand shoe"

Wish I was making it up lads

>"hat" in german literally means "head ceiling"

>>79519407
kek

>>79519281
Underpants in German literally means "penis locker"

>>79517949
That's cute

Reminder that the German word for airplane literally means "flying thing"

>>79519669
How is Germany a real country?

>Girlfriend/Boyfriend in German literally means "friend"

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>Germans do not have an official word for "Relaxation"

>>79519813
Entspannung?

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J'aime les petites filles.
>I like little girls.
J'aime les filles petites.
>I like shorts girls.

>yfw ending in jail in France because one word was misplaced.

>>79519724
>How is Germany a real country?
it's not, some haploautist in 1871 was just like "we share haplogroups so we are a country :D :DDD"

>>79519902
Yes, US just tried to contribute to this compilation of german words that are funny if you look at them literally but failed.

>>79519724
>hydrogen
water-stuff
>oxygen
sour-stuff

>How is Germany a real country?
I wish it wasn't

>>79519751
Formally, girl/boyfriend in German actually translates to "set/fixed/solid friend", but it's hardly ever used in normal day-to-day speech.

>>79517781
pedo nation, simple as that

>>79520945
How the fuck do you tell between friends and girl/boyfriends in everyday speech?

>>79517949
that's hot

>>79521189
Isn't it "Meine Freundin"= girlfriend and "Eine Freundin" = a girl friend?

>>79521189
My German teacher said like many things in German it depends on context.

LITTLE

>>79517781
in Spanish too

>>79521189
You should know that.
>>79521236
>>79521347
Yeah, it depends largely on context and use of direct or indirect articles. Predictably there's a lot of potential for jokes to be made. For example if you refer to someone in the way of "he's my friend", instead of "he's a friend of mine" you can expect to get a lot of gay jokes thrown at you.

>>79521531
Wow raycis, why do you think I'm German?

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>>79517949
Are you intimate with your food too?

>>79521700
Unironically yes.

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>>79517781
that's actually really cute

>>79521659
Who are you then and what are you doing in Germany?

>>79521741
Working and complaining mostly

Helping to pay for those 1M Mutti brought in