>be me, "white" American >fine straight light

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2017-09-15 04:57:03 Post No. 79511994
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Anonymous 2017-09-15 04:57:03 Post No. 79511994 [Report]

>be me, "white" American
>fine straight light brown hair, blue eyes, high Nordic cheekbones
>obsessed with vikings ever since I was a child, always imagined myself a viking warrior
>turns out I'm actually haplogroup e1b

Why would God play this cruel trick on me? Why would he allow me to be fooled into thinking I had Germanic heritage when I'm actually just an African trapped in a pale body?

Anonymous 2017-09-15 04:58:43 Post No.79512064
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Anonymous 2017-09-15 04:58:43 Post No.79512064 [Report]

things only americans do

Anonymous 2017-09-15 05:00:08 Post No.79512111
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>wavy reddish brown hair
>green-brown eyes
>haplogroup R1a

I don't even know my haplogroup tho tbh 2017-09-15 05:17:53 Post No.79512789
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I don't even know my haplogroup tho tbh 2017-09-15 05:17:53 Post No.79512789 [Report]

>>79512111
>>79511994
R1B is trash, it's all about being AR1AN.

Anonymous 2017-09-15 05:24:04 Post No.79512988
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Anonymous 2017-09-15 05:24:04 Post No.79512988 [Report]

>>79512111
As a Norwegian, why would you even do that test?

Anonymous 2017-09-15 05:27:07 Post No.79513082
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>>79512988
My dad is into geneaology and got a kit for the lulz even though all relatives we can find back to 1600s are norwegian

Discovered that I have some lapp on my mothers side though

Anonymous 2017-09-15 05:29:29 Post No.79513166
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>>79513082
>My dad is into geneaology

That's the /int/'s dream father... lol

But why would anyone actually raised by his father be lurking here in the first place? Yep.