You losers will be enlisting once WWIII happens right? It's

>fighting for Israel
No thanks.

enlisting for who? cuck gang European Union? Personal mafia of Putin? If anyhthing i will join North Korea

I'm already in the military, but since this shit has nothing to do with us, we'll prolly be chillin down here and sell shit for one or both sides.

Hillary was the WWIII option, and everyone's been saying there's gonna be a new WW since the 70s, who would be the belligerents? Norks vs everyone else?

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>>79491625

>>79491721
No, otherwise this won't be a world war. Real wars are going between major economical players. So, it would be a Fallout war

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>>79491721

>>79492396
shit Bel*rus in red

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>>79492396
>south america
>being involved in anything
your map is so shit kek, map should be more like this realistically

>>79492396
>Germany
>India

>>79492396
>greenland
>south america
If you want to strike North Korea with stones and snowballs...

>>79492509
yeah maduro and castro the literal communist dictators wouldnt side with the communists

Politicians should go fight their wars themselves or enlist their sons to the front lines.

No thanks.

>>79492509
your map is retarded though

All the non-NATO/CSTO countries i put had a reason

>Nicaragua
>Libya
>Uganda
>Zimbabwe
>Bolivia
>Venezuala
>Iran
>Syria
>Indonesia
>Cuba
>Serbia
All absolutely hate the U.S. and are somewhat friendly with Russia

>Western Sahara
Absolutely hates Morocco, and would undoubtedly side against her, considering Morocco would likely side with NATO along with Egypt, Algeria, and Tunisia solely to prevent Russian influence.

>Colombia
>Panama
>Costa Rica
Are big American allies in the Americas,all three sent troops into Iraq, either during the invasion or afterwards

>Vietnam
>Thailand
>Bangladesh
>Malaysia
All friendly with the U.S. and have a reason to fight China/Indonesia

>Burma
Needs China

>Yemen
>Syria
>Iran
>Lebanon
All have reason to fight the NATO allies in the ME, being; UAE, Saudis, Iraq, Jordan, Israel, and Oman.

>Pakistan
Would want to destroy India

>Armenia
>Azerbaijan
>Kyrgyzstan
>Tajikistan
>Uzbekistan
>Kazakhastan
>Afghanistan
>Belarus (meant to add)
All CSTO members (Russian alliance

South Africa would have reason to join because of good relations with US

>>79492691
Greenland is Denmark

>>79492665
?????????

>>79491567
I'm married, too old to draft, and I'll soon be too old to enlist.

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>>79491567
>fighting for jews and am*ricans

Hahahahaha no

>>79492732
And a frozen wasteland with 100 scientists and some snow niggers.

>>79491567
Kill yourself.

>he fell for the 'large scale conventional warfare between nuclear powers' meme
If a WWIII happens, there won't be anywhere to enlist or anything left to enlist into

[spoiler]unless you're Turkish of course[/spoiler]

Going to go enlist and put Misawa, Yokota, Kadena, Kunsan, Osan, and Anderson at the top of my dream sheet.

>>79492834
ill enlist in gods army in heaven heathen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwKPFT-RioU

>>79491567
>You losers will be enlisting once WWIII happens right
Loan slaves, most of em will die

>>79491567
Nah, fuck the rest of the world, we'll just make profit like the last time.

Fuck that desu, I'm not dying so some rich fags can profit.

Depends. If the war is about regaining Finland's rightful clay or protecting its current clay, I'll enlist.

>>79492665
Hey bongo I know it's hard to believe but we just can't afford being on the bad side again

>>79491567
>WWIII
Unlikely. A war with North Korea seems much more likely tbqh.