>go to italy >go to convenience store >"umm can

>>79478327
*SHITaly

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>>79478327
>go to a country
>make zero effort to learn the most basic phrases in its language
>butthurt that people can't talk to you
Sincerely kys.

>>79478372
>it's another Amerindian hates on actual whites episode

>go to italy
>speak fluent italian
>all men give high fives
>all women say that "wow such hot man"
>go eat pizza with Totti

>>79478519
I was a tourist in a tourist area.

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>Go to japan
>ask for ice tea
>just get bitter tea with ice in it
Fucking old worlders are retarded.

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>go to italy
>order pepperoni pizza
>get this

>>79478327
>>79478561
>>79478683
>>79480287
And I though the "leafposting" was just a meme

>>79478561
Kys faggot they don't have to know your fucking language

>>79480396
>>79480468
Die old world retards. Learn english or else.

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>>79480527
I speak English very best than you

>>79478327
aqua means water in italian

>>79480527
fuck off chang

>>79480527
We just don't want you here, understood?

Come on, move.

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>go to Germany
>go to restaurant
>ask for water
>get carbonated water

STOP!! if I ask for "water" I don't 'wasser mit gas'

>>79478327
Stop being entitled

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>>79478327

Leafposting at its finest.

>>79480716
Why do you dislike carbonated water. I rather like it. Helped me kick my soda habit.

>>79480866
I don't drink soda and carbonated beverages make me burpy.

it was just the fact that if I asked for water, I got carbonated water. if I wanted non carbonated water, I had to specify mineral water.

I mistakenly ordered carbonated water like 10 times.

>>79480697
>>79480707
Have fun being destroyed by the eternal anglo culture, and then by its language.

>>79480287
Peperoni = bell pepper in Italian. The word "pepperoni" doesn't exist in Italy, the pizza you wanted is called diavola.

>>79481196
as if being america-lite denotes the culture america's promulgating as yours lol

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>go to America
>order a pilsner
>get a something they call a pilsner that is so loaded with hops it tastes like a lager

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>>79478327
>go to spain
>ask for a bottle of lemon tea
>get a slurpee/granita
How the heck did I manage to fuck it up?

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>Go to restaurant in Germany
>They charge for the bread basket
>They charge for the water

>>79478327
WTF I love Italy now

Would do the same with a stupid leaf

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>>79480527
Or else what?

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>go to traditional german restaurant
>order kebab in fluent german
>get arrested for not speaking arabic

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>go to italy
>restaurants charge for the tablecloth

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>>79484485
>go to israel
>restaurants charge for the chairs and table

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>>79484485
>go to israel
>armed muzzie charge you

>>79485274
No that's europe

>>79478552
You have black skin right?

>>79478327
it's acqua though

>>79480396
Canadians are just americans with a superiority complex

>>79487165
those are anglo canadians

actual canadians (quebec) are cool

>>79487029
No fogini, it's Water.

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>>79485274
>>go to israel
>>armed muzzie charge you
This coming from a French flag.

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>>79487029
>it's acqua though
we no spells gud.

>>79478519
SHITalians shouldn't expect anyone to learn their irrelevant language.

>>79487197
True dat

>>79480287
looks absolutely delicious

>>79478552
Kek'd.

>>79487207
fognini?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdF0rIMgZq0

>>79480527
>Learning english when Asian century is beginning

Lol are you retard?

>>79480287
would eat