>tfw you will never be as cool as aussies Why are australians

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>>79434606
Be cool like crows instead.

>>79434606
We have criminal DNA which makes us superior.

they don't let shit get to them as much

the working and lower middle class poms are more like us

Fuck off we're full.

nice joke you fuckin surrender monkey

How are they cool? Russians are cool, they fight bear with bare hands. Do Australians even fight big scary animals? That's how I define cool.

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>>79434606
Because we have fewer inhibitions and live to shitpost

>>79439298
fun fact : that character was intended as a jew originally

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>>79438687
In my college of the students who come from english speaking countries only the aussies are not utter faggots or slobs and are always very popular at parties.
Overall they are far more cultured and witty than the burgers, way less butthurt and far more good looking than the brits, I won't even speak about the canadians because they have as much character as yoghurt.

Also the only english speaking youtuber I don't want to stab after 10 minutes and that I find funny and cool are all aussies.

They are naturally charismatic, even the girls are good fun, I wish I was an aussie.

>>79443858
I don't have any particuliar opinions about Australians, but I admire them for managing to live with all those bugs, especially spiders. The shitty not-dangerous ones we have in Europe are enough to disgust me so I can't even imagine how it must be down there

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>>79434606
obviously aussies are just more nihilistic and uncaring because of their dangerous environment.
That "every day could be the last" mentality creates the perfect "I don't care" character.

>>79434606
You admire the Aussies because they're failures like yourself in comparison to yanks, brits and canucks

>>79444238
You aren't even a real canadian, just an anglo immigrant in a french nation.
Don't you have a dog to blow btw ?

>>79444397
Shhh poor baby don't cry about getting BTFO in 15 minutes at the plains on Abraham. At least in ww2 you survived 6 weeks, thats a real improvement for a frenchman.

>>79444460
Your """banters""" are pathetic.

Ask Australia to teach you humour, please.

>>79444854
You can't find and you can't banter. At least you're consistent.

>>79434606

Because their internet is so bad that each post counts so they only let the most witty of their citizens post on image boards such as this. There are governmental tests to pass before they are even allowed to lay their hands on a keyboard.