/balk/

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/balt/

>>79410877
<3

>>79410964
werent you greek?

>>79410964
evala arkadash

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r8 m8s

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Am I Greek?

>>79411051
no youre a jew

good morning goyim

>>79411044
nice

>>79411044
shit

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>>79411073
Try again sweetie

>>79411043
>Pseudo Greece
This. Fakegreeks keep insisting that they are white ancient Greeks like on OP's picture.

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>>79411073
Isn't everyone, these days.

>>79411044
Don't steal my OC

>>79411127
>no jewish dna
you are officially not greek

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why are westerners so shit at internet speeds? >make their games
>download with shitty speed that was slow in 2001 here

im starting o pity the autistic turk

>>79410860
EU SUNT GREC

>>79411465
you are underage and have a strong inferiority complex
in the future you will look back in shame to what you have written here

>>79411329
>recently the internet provided upgrated their infrastructure to fiber optic
>tfw my speed is actually slower now

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>79411516
nu, eu sunt grec

slav subuman

>>79411668
traditionalist bigot

>>79411668
They sound like a cheap Bulgarian prostitute begging for money

>>79411762
>money
>not simply begging for our highly nutritious semen

The new iphone is out FYI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWVb6I4_NrE

>>79411668
Bull application sent :)

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Reminder that this is how iki looks when yougive him (you)s

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Forgot pic

>>79412332
I never use my ipad or macbook. The iphone I use as a phone and as torchlight, because lightning on the stairs is fucked again, but I use a dell laptop and my gaming PC from which I type this blog.

>>79412394
nice butthurt slavic subhuman

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>>79412506
Stfu roach

>>79412394
t. assblasted slavshit subhuman

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>>79412426
>dell

>>79412571
they will cut the dole eventually, you know. there is a good chance you will be serving giros to slavshit subhumans for the rest of your miserable life.

>>79412603
What's better than dell?

>>79412394
Oxaooaxoxaoxsooxsoxso IKIMPEY MPTFO

>>79412608
I will cut up dogs and serve them to you if I have to do it

>>79411668
these guys have more sex than all of /balk/ combined except xpozed who is allowed to shoot his cum inside the pussy once a year

>>79412426
At least you're not butthurt about apple like linux nerds. Macbook pros are the shit at 16gb ram, can even edit 4k without lag

>>79412880
mac hardware is not overpriced, contrary to popular opinion. you get a good deal for the money. it's just that i liek windows.

>>79412880
fuck you, rich kid

>>79412854
lol they don't
nobody gets laid on greek tinder
only girls i've fucked from tinder were tourists topkek

>>79412854
dude xpozed is cute as a button he can fuck chicks if he was not an autist

>>79412948
You can get a 2011 macbook 15 inch for 600 euros and replace the battery if you're on a budget

I find those deals all the time. I just prefer iMac for the big screen

>>79412979
I meant each other. and you reckon they can't find a guy to fuck the woman?

>>79411668
Obligatory translation for our slavic allies

>we're a cool couple that likes having fun! Anna is a gymnast and I'm a businessman and we like having a third person in our company, one that'll get busy with the lady. Secrecy and good times are our callsign/password/motto

>>79412999
I mean dollar-for-dollar, a new macbook and a new high-end EOM laptop cost exactly the same.

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>>79413080
>a gymnast
color me interested

>>79413080
>gymnast

probably a trainer

>>79413045
through tinder no, most men set their age range from 18-19 to 31-32 max
plus nobody wants to get their kidney stolen

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>>79413085
>EOM
*OEM

>>79413162
yes, Greeks are boring, tell me something new

Φαk Μπουλγαρια

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>>79413080
Erghm,
do they accept Slavs?

>>79413319
Фaк Eллaдa

>>79413225
Well, Greeks are not exactly boring even to their neighbors. Your language is whack. You have a traditionalist streak, which is unusual. You are an interesting mix between laid back and overreacting.

>>79413367
the Balkans are all boring and prudish

>>79411668
wtf where are the photos your muay thai skelly autist

>>79413347
>93x125
You should consider suicide and an early end to earthly torment.

>>79413396
>prudish
We are not prudish. We are very generous and open to strangers (provided they are not brown or Muslim).

>>79413407
He's supposedly interested with that, he wouldn't post it.


Not that a businessman and an athletics goddess would want his spooky scary skeleton anywhere near their bedroom

This is so powerful

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5poSw7tFLB4

>>79413348
Don't reply to my posts EVER again.

>>79413469
>athletics goddess
What if they are in their late 30s though. Imagine the leatherbag face.

>>79413414
Evet

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Indians will love the new feature on the X

>>79413511
I don't speak Islam.

>>79413469
This post almost made some sense

>>79413407
>>79413469
pic was a landscape and they didn't have any other picture lmao
plus i was playing around with age, i'd rather stick to where i'm getting matches (19-24)

>>79413543
>passive-aggressive cynical, well, shit
I don't smell shit, I smell burnout.

>>79413596
Wtf are you saying? Here's the phone

https://www.apple.com/iphone-x/

>>79413616
Nah, not gonna buy it till my 7 craps out on me, which if I am carefull won't happen for at least two years.

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>>79413543
Heh, Get it? Cause of poo in loo? Hehe quite funny indeed

>>79413592
go cuck him and post story

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>ywn establish an independent colony on a small peninsula in the thracian lands

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>>79413841

>>79413543
>>79413679
the "swede" (that is probably an indian homosexual) is right. That was a bad joke. Don't do that outside of /pol/

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So this is the power of Greek autism

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-iUkeg0gBk#t=133

>I haven't taken a shower in almost a month

>>79413841
You can move here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TukOCSCC2Y0

>>79413941
the skin produces essential oils that keep it moist and young, if you rarely take a shower and the sun never sees you, you won't age superficially. you'll die looking like a 16 yo boy

>>79413945
and you will have to deal with the brutish nouveau riche, the soft-speaking local yokels, and the russian tourists

>>79413916
I am unfortunately wh*te

>>79414077
FUCK OFF wh*te subhuman

>>79414180
Where to : (

This is disturbing

https://youtu.be/ockEBUxiwSM

>>79414033
Thracian cliffs and sv vlas are all sofian elite

>>79414314
but if a hot girl were showing off her dildos, you'd be all over it huh??? sexist much???

>>79414314
More disturbing: You watching this shit

>>79414401
>sofian elite
see
>brutish nouveau riche
Bulgaria's tragedy is extremely low, almost non-existent, property taxes. Any shithead can hoard property.

>>79414480
sounds like you're bragging more than complaining.

>implying that's bad

if the chinese get a hold of this they'll dump their money on your property and inflate the market value because the demand will skyrocket at once and owners can charge more because they're willing to pay up. this is more likely to happen sooner than later. if I was you i'd hoard as much land and property as I can. Foreigners are even going to buy up rural shitholes. case in point: most of rural Poland was bought by french and germans.

>>79414899
Noithing to brag about, honestly.

I own a bunch of stuff and it's mostly a financial burden. Plus remember, population is shrinking here and we end up inheriting a lot of stuff, sadly, not all of it is in prestigious seaside resorts.

But low property taxes=bad infrastructure. And Russians.

ITT: tatars fighting with eachother

>>79415098
>anatolian reading comprehension

HIGH
WAY TO THE
TATAR ZONE

>>79412565
>macedonia

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA

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>>79415335
Shoo!

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hmm

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how do I get racemixing albanian girlfriend?

>>79415664
be greek
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albanian_immigrants_in_Greece

>>79415732
>be greek
ew

Salam aleykum yet again balkanlar hayvan

>>79415921
>not sitting all day everyday in the sun at the most beautiful beaches in the world
>not having sex with ugly western women all day everyday for money
>not having the germans pay for it
it's great to be greek

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>>79416205
Damn straight

>>79416205
>somebody unironically believes that

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>>79415551

>>79416359
zaba big benis бpт , тpaј хapдep нeгз тaјм.

I DAJE I DA MI-RISHA
SHTE VLEZNA V BANQTA I SHTE SE IZKU-PQ

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>>79416403

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>>79416701

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>>79416750

did i get banned? no? really?

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>>79416781

>>79416790
De unde vii la ora asta? Pe unde ai umblat? Ai uitat unde-ti-e casa si de mine ai uitat. Ia-ti amintirile si dute ca la mine e incuiat.

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just for you fυlγrιm

>>79416907
da

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>>79412402
phones grow counterproportionally to s*rvia's territory

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>>79416979
from latin ita

>>79417221
roman prost

>>79416907
smiley va fi amintit ca cel mai bun cântăreț și muzician român din deceniul ăsta
fă o captură de ecran la acest post

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>>79416978

>>79417288
I'm not a roman you insensitive cunt. Romans killed my ancestors

>>79417407
ne sam ti bajo, arkadash

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>>79417434
If romans killed your ancestors, who are you descended from?

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>>79417493

Good evening /balk/. How was your day, friends?

Women are fucking disgusting

>>79417572
Very good. I've had explosive diarrhea since Saturday, and now it's over. I'll live.

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>>79417529
from dacians of course

>>79417680
But Romans exterminated those?

>>79417649
Great news indeed. May the anal demons never pester you again.

>>79417529
>who are you descended from?
his father's testicles

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>drink red wine
>shit green
everitiem

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>>79417704
>exterminated
I said no such thing
>blgrn reading comprehenison

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>>79417782

>>79417872
wow someone really must've stepped on your toes and made you feel intelectually inferior, la

no need to try and transfer your shame to someone else, this isn't gypsy magic

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>>79417839
his beard is fucking disgusting
can't even top picrel

>>79417932
you do come across as a dull lad. ever worked non-physical labor?

>>79417839
Well Dacians disappear from the historical record after that punitive expedition of who was it, Trajan? Assorted Cumans and other tribes eventually replace the locals.

>>79417966
you do come across as an autistic lad. didn't get the subtle joke about undescended testicles.

>>79417932
>getting so trigger happy after the lightest jab
why project so hard?

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>>79418073
>subtle joke

>>79418022
> punitive expedition
>Trajan
lol, come on.

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>>79418178
nothing wrong with being trigger happy

Tinderfag, are you supposed to get instant matches on that?

I just registered and it spit out a girl near me. Should I "swipe" to reject her? Gib tips

>>79418219
unless you're a passive aggressive manlet like xpoozd

Btw will she know I press not interested? I feel guilty and I'm only using this for 30 seconds

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>>79418363
>caring what women think
you were never meant to win

>>79418259
Don't swipe right more than 60%, you get flagged as a bot otherwise and you get decreased visibility
no matches aren't istant, if you like someone he has to like you back

you can ask for a profile review in r/tinder, i guess you don't really want to post your profile here kek
having a bio helps
don't expect anything crazy in the balkans though, girls aren't a lot into hookups
and don't get discouraged, i had to swipe through hundreds to end up matching with 8-9/10s now

be picky but not super picky

>>79418342
tru

>>79418363
no, she will only know if you liked her
also check a couple of guides regarding the pics you should have
i recommend no less than 4 or 5 (personally have 6)

>>79418462
I don't get how "swiping" works tho

When she came out I just have a red "X" and a green "yes" tick.

If I press the X will she know I didn't like her?

>>79418516
>she will only know if you liked her
she will only know if you liked her and she likes you back*
otherwise no, nobody knows anything

>>79418570
Thanks a lot playa

Made me feel at ease

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>>79418462
>your bio matters if you're hot

Hahaha swiped right on 3 18 year olds in 5 seconds

This app is gold

>>79418632
post pics

>>79418632
atta boy anon, let em have it

>>79418615
nice example but we're not in the US
I visited berlin a year ago and had 25 matches within a week
in greece i barely get 5 matches every month

>>79418569
>If I press the X will she know I didn't like her?
Does it really matter? She won't anyway.

>>79418615

How is Tinder in Bulgaria, anyway?

Would I be able to match any qt matzkas in Plovdiv or Sofia as a US Citizenship-holding, Bulgarian-born, tall, white fitness enthusiast?

>>79418709
BLACKED

I feel you. I got the same experience in [unspecified nordic country]. Literally 9/10 girls matches outta nowhere. BG bitches were so fucking pretentious and stuck up compared to these nordics.

>>79418687
Fulgay bro all the skopje chicks are 18 year olds wtf

I suggest you sign up. They only show your first name, you can change the bio and select any profile pic from your facebook

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>>79418791
Don't touch the Plovdiv cuties you animal!

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>>79418793
same in greece
picrel is fin, i've already posted the swedish one
both were here for vacation
meanwhile, only 3 greek matches in 2 months
sometimes i hate this fucking place

>>79418800
Пpeмнoгy cyм ayтиcт зa тoa.

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>few years ago
>matched with qt girl from my hometown, she was about to graduate that year
>she initiates all the convos and is super-interested in me. we went to the same school and even had common teachers. she wanted to meet and have me take her to prom.
>was working in sofia at the time and reading memetic PUA bullshit
>lol after u talk 2 her 4 the 1st time remain mysterious and don't talk 2 her for like a week bro, totes drives them crazy and u become like super-attractive ecks dee
>had lots of work that week so i literally forgot about her
>came back to her later that week
>she's fuming mad and blocks me

>check her fb today
>still single

top lel

>>79418973
тoa

>>79418974
kek
selfcucked

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>>79418679
Here

I'm swiping through my 30th

I only liked 4-5 bombshells. They look too normie the average is 6.5/7 out of 10

>>79419016
>вyк дpaшкoвич

>>79419016
>arhitektonski
is that like a university where they teach the architecture of tectonic plates?

So tinderfag how long is this going to let me swipe? I'm selecting for 5 minutes already

>>79419115
>>79417872

>>79418860

I was there earlier this year and I was downright impressed at the sheer amount of qts per capita, especially the girls that worked in the boutiques in the main/downtown area by staria grad and the ones at one of the malls.

I always joked with my family about going back to Bulgaria to find a gf/wife but based on what I saw it seems like a real possibility now.

>>79419169
нe бe и нa мeнe ми e интepecнo, кaквo e apхитeктoникa?

>>79419146
Дoдeкa нe ги пpoјдeш cитe вo paдиycoт штo cи гo ceтиpaл.

>>79419146
you have 100 likes available
refills after 12 hours
you can rightswipe all you want (i don't suggest doing so more than 35% tho, it fucks your elo up)

>>79419212
>Apхитeктoникa (oт гpъцки eзик archi, глaвeн и tektoniké, cтpoитeлcтвo) в литepaтypaтa oзнaчaвa cъвкyпнocттa oт тeхничecкитe eлeмeнти, c кoитo ce изгpaждa дaдeнa литepaтypнa твopбa и ce пocтигa eдинcтвo мeждy cъдъpжaниe и фopмa и взaимoвpъзкa мeждy cъcтaвнитe ѝ чacти. Apхитeктoникaтa oбхвaщa paзвитиeтo нa cюжeтa, мяcтoтo нa въвeждaнeтo нa литepaтypнитe гepoи, poлятa нa пeйзaжa, yпoтpeбaтa нa пpякa и нeпpякa peч.[1]

what the fuck

>>79419016
>that thing
>19

>>79419223
ERR less than 35%
you should basically like 40-60%, that way your elo doesn't get fucked up

>>79419257
Apхитeктypa мoжe би?

>>79419212
apхи идвa oт гpeцки, знaчи нa виcoкo paвнищe, a нe apхитeктypa.

>>79419223
>>79419275
you know what disregard the rightswipe %s i'm too tired to think properly
just don't like everyone
as i said be picky but not super picky
6.5-7s should be your minimum

>>79419318
you are underage and have a strong inferiority complex
in the future you will look back in shame to what you have written here

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>>79419257
>so what kind of degree u got, lass?
>i'm a literature engineer xd

>As an atheist/agnostic, religion was never an issue. As a special agent, I sat on applicant interviews for NIS (now NCIS) and Customs. Two people were given negative recommendations from the three-member panels I sat on. Both were females, one was rejected due to an inability to communicate orally and in writing, and the other was rejected (NIS panel circa 1984) due to a perceived lack of investigative/law enforcement orientation (she wanted the job only to be able to transfer with her Naval officer husband, which nothing to do with her sex). The second negative panel recommendation was rejected by NIS Headquarters and she was apparently hired. I at about the same time, I worked with a female NIS special agent whose only qualification for the job other than literacy was her BA in interior decorating. NIS was apparently desperate for females in that time period.

>I worked with a female NIS special agent whose only qualification for the job other than literacy was her BA in interior decorating. NIS was apparently desperate for females in that time period.

>>79419219
>>79419223
Thank god I'm in Skopje

I should post a bike path on my profile pic

I'd still never run out of swipes in this city

hahahahahah girl i fucked in high school is here

>>79419348
Cpaм мe oт фaктитe, дa. И нe ми oтгoвapяй нa aнглийcки, кaпyт тъп.

>>79418909
aren't you the same guy who whines about how we need traditionalism and patriarchy?

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>>79419401

бaш apхитeктypa и cтpoитeлнo инжeнepcтвo cи e

http://www.arh.ukim.edu.mk/index.php/en/

give me a good bulgarian pickup line/opener

>>79419424
To пo твoитe виждaния, apхиeпиcкoп e apхитeкт-eпиcкoп.

>>79419478
"Извинявaйтe, тoзи пapцaл миpишe ли ви нa хлopoфopм?

So far I swiped 40. Observations:

Average age: 18-20

Average eye color: About 60% light

Qt ratio: Lots of 'average' qts, but a few bombshells. I noticed some look hipster but you have a lot of balkan "normie" types too. This doesn't look like a fringe app. Also for some reasno I can only see 1 picture, I think I need a match to see the rest

lmao, bulgars are truly brainlets after all

>>79419478
"i'll annex your ass harder than FYROM"

>>79419478
Имaм мнoгo пapи и aмepикaнcкo гpaждaнcтвo.

>>79419754

well, the second part is true for me at least ;_;

>>79419800
It's the gommunist equivalent of "I have a Sofia citizenship".

>>79419800
kolko pari praish
az sym momi4e btw

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>>79419860
>praish
>az sym momi4e btw

nice try, kraso

>>79419920
>momichetata ne mogat da imat dialekt
bati brainleta

Got thru all the girls. Tinderfag is this supposed to say "there is no one new around you"?

More insider: There were shqips (10 out of 100) and about 5 gays. The girls were from all over the city because I know some of them in person and I know they live on different ends of skopje. This doesn't just do radius but the whole region

>>79420213
what's your radius?
what's your age range?
you can find both in settings

>>79420261
Just checked it says 50 miles

Age range is 18-32

>>79420282
wew then apparently not many people have tinder fyrom
change the age to 45-max, a lot of people have fucked up age from their fb (100+)
not many though, usually 4-5
still worth a try

This app is like going to the club at 10x expedited mode

You see all these hundreds of faces and ignore them or like them in 1 second. I think I'll give them money for making this so good

>>79420348
tinder in fyrom*
also check out some guides about how to have good tinder photos
trust me it helps
having a dog also helps

>>79420348
There was also one chinese girl (swiped left)

I got itchy because it took so long to empty go over them all, I think I crossed more than 100

>>79420419
oh well if you don't get any matches within the next 1-2 months just reset your profile
instructions are here http://www.swipehelper.com/2016/11/22/proper-tinder-account-reset-procedure/

>>79420500
Am I not gonna get them tomorrow?

>>79420419
> chinese girl
>(swiped left)
are you slow?

>>79420612
When you swipe right you like them

When you swipe left it removes them. It says you can revert back in paid mode

>>79420535
that depends on how often women use tinder
which in the balkans is translated to "within a week"
but i guess you'll see more people everyday entering the area you've set, just not many
1 month is the minimum for first-timers

>>79420612
most asians on tinder are fucking abhorrent

>>79420633
paid mode is fucking shit, only thing that's worth it is the boost but you don't need it

>>79420645
Is it gonna show my picture to all the chicks in the radius when they log in next time?

>>79420692
Yes and no. If you swiped right on them, you are added to their swipe queue and you will appear regardless of the area they've set
if you swiped left and their area is smaller than yours no they won't see you
if you swiped left and their area is bigger or the same are yours (probably isn't, men tend to set a way larger area) they will see you

what and how many pics do you have?
not asking to post for obvious reasons

>>79420671
>most asians on tinder are fucking abhorrent
:(
would destroy an asian girl no matter how ugly she is.

>>79420863

i've had a few. they unironically love the bbc (big bulgarian cock)

Punch a nigger, kick a nigger in the fucking dick you nigger. Punch a nigger, fight a nigger, steal your fucking bike you nigger. Send them niggers to Iraq just because you're fucking black. Let Al Qaeda whoop your ass while I take a fucking nap.

>>79419373
>agnostic/atheist
Into the trash it goes

>>79420832
Thanks for all the help figgit. You're a real bro

I only set 3 shit pictures but I look very good in all of them so it doesn't matter for me.

>>79420919
t. believes in the tooth fairy

do you still shit in a potty too you fag

>>79420967
read up pascal's wager, brainlet

>>79420914
don't forget to run a train on dalai lama

>>79420928
Get more, makes a better impression
just hoard for when you reset (you will eventually, everyone does)

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>>79420885
> they unironically love the bbc
wtf. I hate asian girls now
Would pet their hairy pussy though

>>79421131
asians love everything that isn't asian or nigger/shitskin

>>79421119
Out of 10-15 right swipes how many matches can you expect?

>>79421034
Pascal's wager is for uncertain, low-test betas. Either go full-toothfairy or be a man and live your life without fear you cuck.

>>79421119
I'm killing niggers, I'm killing niggers. Please stop.

>>79421197
3-5 if you're handsome, realistically 0-1

>>79421250
I swear, killing niggers every day is like a hobby

>>79421332
Nice. I'll post here if I get a match

>>79421332
The only thing I like to do more is rape your mommy. Older niggers tripping cause they think they seen things. Can't wait for Miley Cyrus to be legal so I can run a train.

>>79421332
I literally opened tinder today and got like 4 matches during the first 10 swipes
Half of them from muslim (Arab/Turkish) women

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>>79421388
>88

>>79421488
Let's see who got it.

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къдe имa aзиaтки в Coфия вe?

>>79421477
Lol i swiped left to 95% of t*rks and muzzies while in bermin
guess i'd have 20 more matches if i did TOPKEK

but the difference of balkans with the rest of europe and especially us is huge

>>79421547
>bermin
topkek wtf
berlin
but vermin fits as well

>>79421542
Tичкaй към Илиeнци или ce oтбий в нeкoй китaйcки pecтopaнт и eби cepвитьopкитe.

>>79421547
Has anyone here swiped right to dudes just to see how many homos there are?

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>>79421617
>create fake hot chick profile
>match with a shit ton of dudes
>rename yourself as a dude and put gay dude photos
>cucks wake up with a gay dude in their matches

>>79421617
t. atar lusting for man ass
you'll have to find out yourself I'm afraid

>>79421547
Ellinas eimai re mlk
>implying I would mate with sandniggers
This date app is anyway pure autism

>>79421610
c opиз ли дa ги пoдкyпвaм?

>>79422093
Και που να το ξέρω ρε kοπέλι
yeah tinder is autistic as fuck but there are high chances you'll get laid at least once

>>79422144
Дa и зaдължитeлнo гo нaкapaй дa кaжaт "Paчo peжe pибa"

we american high school now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyDNch_c-k4

> AM PE CE DA DIN CUR ACUM

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Could I pass as a local in the balkans?

>>79422370
кaтo цигaнин

>>79422370
yes, you look like the romanian gypsi who stole my bike 3 yeaars ago

Stole some sissy bitch boi Spaniards bike a year ago lmao

bamp

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Found iki on badoo guys

And he speaks bulgarian

Iki i will ravage your pussy

someone hook me up with the hottest new chalga hits please. what's playing at the diskoteka these days?

t*rkish pop is fine too as long as it's catchy

>>79425696
do not use this turkish name, she is a Greek

Mornin

>tfw good looking but cant use tinder because in a relationship
Why live

Morning update: Got my first match at 2am, one hour after the swiping.

>skelly persuaded balk to use tinder thinking it's something cool

mpye

>>79410877
good tastes, saber a shit

>>79422245
Why is it made to look like an american high school though?

>>79428779
Cause u adore american cock so much obv

>>79428918
That's true, but don't tell me that bulgarian youth don't love America.

>>79429082
Btw Im swiping new girls and its been only 7 hours, not 12. Is this normal? It said there were none last night after 100+.

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>Hottie is less than 1km away from me

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Sqips are gonna be mad

>>79428966
they speak better english than bulgarian and literally can't understand older books, because they contain too many folk words, which they don't use

>>79429381
Post some of your matches so we can rate them and give quality advice

>>79413080
>>79413123
>>79413137
you fucking idiots, the translation is right underneath the greek text

>>79429495
it's not a full translation, smartass

>>79429493
These shqip girls are lit, most are here or in kosovo

I'll post matches when I get them

>>79429493
Pro tip: If youre good looking you'll dislike 90% or think they "ok", and 5% are your personal match. Just like irl. I pray this sets me up with some of the 5% qts I really liked

>>79429543
I thought you have one? Post

>>79429594
Ill post them all when I get 5-10

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>>79429594
Here my match

>>79429667
Would, but very young, no?

>>79429739
Im only 3 years older

I dont give a shit though because Ill probably get many matches like that

>>79429739
shes old enough desu

t. 27 yo

>>79429381
>Albanians are not whi-

>>79429797
If it matched that means she liked me

I fucked a 29 year old when I was 19 and felt like it was an achievement

>>79429848
idk how tinder works, tinder is cancer in turkey.

>>79429863
One thing i learned is when you tap the picture it opens their profile. I didnt know this yesterday

"Matches" are not girls you swipe. It lets you see hundreds before it matches you

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>>79429863
Yeah...

>>79429891
Ayy who dat qt, does he have a palace

>>79429891
tinder girls are actually cancer in turkey desu

>>79429879
hmmm idk, i used some chat sites to find girls back in the day, recently i am focused on other things in my life, i literally lost all of my sex drive.

>>79429922
They look exactly like facebook normies, the app is real shit. Ill try it in bulgaria on my trip

>>79429381
>QENDRESA
wew

>>79429415
Same here only that they don't speak better english than bulgarian. I actually have a larger vocabulary in english and I know more english archaic words than romanian ones, but I can't say that I speak it better.

http://europa.eu/rapid/press-release_SPEECH-17-3165_en.htmcommission-strasbourg-european-parliament/

>A more united Union also needs to become more inclusive.

>If we want to strengthen the protection of our external borders, then we need to open the Schengen area of free movement to Bulgaria and Romania immediately

AAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>79429667
smash that ayy
>>79429415
so just like here

>>79429922
>tinder girls are actually cancer
how come?

brb starting my own slave plantation
http://m.adevarul.ro/locale/pitesti/cata-inchisoare-vor-stapanii-sclavi-ingrozit-romania-judecatorii-pronuntat-sentintele-definitive-1_59b7f3d35ab6550cb8197176/index.html

NEW
NEO
>>79431049
>>79431049

>>79431054
jesus fuck, malaka autist, the thread is at less than 300 responses

>>79431054
Not even 300

>>79431223
Cucks
>>79431068