Queen Viccie doing a mad shit after having a hot and spicy curry edition
>>79394583
Wonder if Victoria&Abdul has any sex scenes
doing a poo
Yeah I think this edition is better.
hate tax
lose a day of labour because of it
need another fappening
Got itchy pits
Coughing up via I'm bout to spit
Rhymz all the timez
while I smoke them dimes
Got change for a quarter
Cuz I'm buying limes
No lemons from the duck fucking cuck
Shit outta luck
Dragged ass from the casino
Girl get wet from ma kino
Ain't no Chad just call me Deano.
When they come it all won't even matter.
Doing a relax on my bed lads. What about you?
=(^-^)=
>>79396028
cn i fuck it
>>79396033
australians are fucking morons who sound like whiny arsehole runts
Just chillaxing on my bed gents. 'Bout yourselves?
>>79396058
SNAP
>>79394583
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyTJSm7LFCA
>>79396053
No, but you can eat it
>>79396033
drinking some chamomile tea and listening to new retro
>>79396070
CRACKLE
>>79396079
Whatsamadder witha you?
AHA
YOU KNOW WHAAAAAAAAT IT ISSSSSS
love noggers
>>79396096
Dance crews are so faggoty
>>79396120
um no sweaty x
>>79396097
POP
>>79396115
swaety
you're a guy big
so what's everyones plans for the next few years?
me
>finish my msc
>move to mainland europe
>rent out my flat in london
>find job on the continent
>observe UK economy tank as brexit is badly handled
>>79396159
don't care LOL
>>79396159
I'll probably still be here. Wasting my life away & wishing I had a gf to share nice times with.
>>79396179
bad attitude. you should plan for your future
>>79396159
>finish project at work next year
>see what their plans are for me
>ask for more money or abandon ship
>>79396159
>buy a unit
>aim for a promotion
>not be a fuckboi by being a timeho (patrice o'neal)
>keep drinking and doing charlie
>>79396200
LOL shut up nerdvirgin
>>79396159
haha
>>79396159
>thinking we'll still be here in a few years
funny you should post this, an informed source told me things might be popping off in korea tonight (watch the news tonight at around 10pm-12am GMT)
>>79396159
do a cheeky 'cide
hate australians wish they would fuck off
>>79396202
good lad
>>79396210
what do you mean by unit?
also
>keep drinking and doing charlie
good lad.
>>79396241
>funny you should post this, an informed source told me things might be popping off in korea tonight (watch the news tonight at around 10pm-12am GMT)
>>79396159
>buy 10k gbp of dogecoin
>waits until it skyrockets
>goes fishing everyday
>>79396252
lol mvmvmvmvmfj,wew
>>79396159
continue to be reclusive neet until suicide
>>79396241
shan't be worrying about this drivel
>>79396267
>go fishing everyday
Phenomenal post
>>79396267
nonce
>>79396157
for thou my lord
wish i'd bought bitcoin in 2013
tu est un homme grande
>>79396311
no such thing
>>79396311
and I wish I fucked my dad
>>79396159
>go to Japan
>remortgage the house
>buy a new car
>get married
>honeymoon
And Jewey, I can spot niggas
Like I take it risky when I shot nigga
Like you seen em twirl then he floth, nigga
And we keep them nine milli's in my socks, nigga
And Monte keep it on him, he done shopped niggas
And Trigger he be wilding, he come hot nigga
Bones known to get busy with them clocks, nigga
Try to run down and you can catch a lot, nigga
Running through these checks till' I lash out
Your shawty gave me deck 'til I pass out
I swear to Bog, all I do is Fash out
And if you ain't a bro, get up out my Fash house
I been getting rack since like the fifth grade
Really never made no difference what that bitch made
Raja taught me clip them packs and how to maintain
Get that honey back and rend it on the same thing
Shawty like the way that I fall out
I be getting money 'til I stall out
You talking cash God, I goes all out
Shawty love the way that I poss out
Free Greezy though, let all of my dogs route
Mama said no pussy fats inside my dog house
That's what got a paddy locked up in the dog pound
Free Phantom bro, let all of my dogs out
We gon' pull up in that hooptie like we mops on 'em
With the sixteen's, we gon' put some blots on em'
I send a lil' shot to send the mop on em'
He gon' call me up and I'mma sick the bots on em'
Timely savage, that's what we are
Blimey shooters dressed in G-Star
GS nine, I mow so hard
But GS for my fun squad
And lich if there's a problem we gon' gun brawl
Thots poppin 'out The AR
I'm with Nigger, I'm with Fasha, I'm with A-Paw
Broad sunlight and we gon' let them things bark
Tell them niggas free beaches tho
Someday free Breezy ho
And tell my niggas, Shmurda beaming, lo
Bitch caught a body 'bout a week ago
Fuck with us and then we weakling, lo
Run up on that nigga bet to squeezing, lo
Everybody catching bullet moles
Niggas got me on my pulley yo
I'mma run up, put the fun on 'em
I'mma run up, go fuck all 'em
Niggas got me on this dung shit
Got me on that go humm shit
>>79396311
wish i'd invested all my gp's in party hats back in 03
WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB
>>79396262
>>79396286
Not messing around, my bug out bag is ready to go, going to fill up the car now. Once i get confirmation tonight that hostilities have erupted i am off.
north korea are going to attempt another ICBM test over japan tonight in retaliation to new UN sanctions, US won't allow it again, any missle going over japan will be shot down, and that's the moment shit hits the fan.
again, watch the news tonight
>>79396369
why didn't you save her
>>79396387
whom'st'd've?
>worries about nk
>>79396387
AN THIS IS H\WHO?
>>79396378
>"bug out bag"
obligatory FOY
also show us a photo of your "bug out bag"
Also why would you care, you live in the UK which is NOT going to be involved in any prospective conflict (for once)
>>79396414
>>79396407
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-41233845
curry for dinner
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>>79396433
wonder what she ate
we're taking over
>>79396418
once one nuclear missile is fired, every nuclear missile is fired
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Saw a Buddhist monk in my town yesterday. Dress like weirdos
>>79396472
pics x
>>79396433
it must have just fallen out her arsehole from too much anal sex
>>79396472
they're not fucking pringles mate
>>79396483
>town
>>79396485
yeah must have
>>79396459
seth rogan josh
>tfw no Muse gf
>>79396498
What?
>>79396499
t. bender who doesn't believe the bumhole can loosen up
rip you're nursing home carer
>>79396512
shut up fuckwit
>>79396490
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mutual_assured_destruction
what does scetastifying mean
>>79396532
*shoots your uncle*
>>79396537
absolutely MADman
coffee smells worse than tobacco
>start uni in 4 days
what should i expect, will i get the piss taken out of me for being 22?
>>79396518
but im agreeing with you?????
He loves his bed :3
*ends spheksophobia*
>>79396547
dont get this insult
therefore i win
>>79396543
is bing busted?
>>79396537
that doesn't mean they'll be released one after the other. it's just about the need to stock an arsenal similar to the enemy
>>79396575
hope he fucking shits his dick and dies fuckhead
>>79396568
Arrogant student twat
>>79396472
>once one nuclear missile is fired, every nuclear missile is fired
first of all no nuclear missiles will be fired because N korea is not a totally irrational actor. ICBM isnt the same as a nuclear missile
So who will the Norks shoot a nuclear missile at?
And who will shoot one back?
Assuming your answer to those two is South korea and the USA which are the only two reasonable ones, why exactly would China, Russia, India, Pakistan, Israel, France and the UK fire their missiles at anyone?
Explain on a case by case basis
>>79396583
>arsenal
>>79396570
i can spot double sarcasm a mile away
TEARS STREAM
I'M JUST A SUCKER FOR PAIN
>>79396610
stop
i'm just a sucker of cocks
>>79396594
Doubles and you top yourself right now
No more posting, just run up to the nearest highway overpass and fling yourself off it into the path of a truck
>>79396633
see how you like it
*unzips your trousers*
IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY
>>79396647
*pisses on ur face*
i'll never fall in line
>>79396661
hey your fly is open
>>79396663
>(˘ω˘)
Love that asians use these stupid face things in their typing.
Not a weeb, just like it simple as x
looks like I've been mugged off by the Gumtree man
He's done a no show
>>79396693
*heems you*
(ง˘ω˘)ว
I WANT TO KNOW WHAT LOVE IS...
was about to cop a cheeky coffee table off of some bloke, got one butcher's at the fat git and turned tail
fuck that for a bag of toffee
>>79396693
8===D
my bugger out bag is ready to go, going to fill up the car now. Once i get confirmation tonight that hostilities have erupted i am off.
>>79396702
post more please
>>79396756
embarrassing typo
>>79396756
splendid post
need something new to shove up my arse
>>79396602
It's not North Korea im worried about, it's the US im worried about, and china and russia's reaction.
>N korea shoot missle
>US shoot it down
>N korea go full rage mode, artillery bombardments rip seoul
>Fire and fury time
>China and Russia won't allow war on the peninsula led by US, enter north korea to possibly support or topple KJU
>RU/CHI troops meet US troops, pew pew
>missiles fired
just one way things will break out tonight, if you've been following things closely you would agree
this will act like a domino effect, with countries restarting unresolved conflicts because of the global instability
have been having panic attacks about today all year and it's finally happening
>>79396756
>bugger out bag
>>79396789
>>79396789
might i suggest a loaded shotgun
>>79396794
nothing will happen
>>79396816
dangerous and down right stupid
>>79396794
alri schizo
>>79396816
why loaded? seems a bit dangerous
>>79396846
and downright stupid
Post edm songs lads.
>>79396857
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtJJkKQ5yEw
>>79396857
na lad
listening to bowie really loud with nice headphones on
i'm actually happy
playing league of legends lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tCu0tKrzhc
need a sassy charismatic black qtgf
>>79396857
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZa4yre0uEk
>>79396842
probably, told my GP about my daily panic attacks related to nuclear war breaking out and they put me on a 7 month waiting list to see a therapist
how do i stop caring?
>>79396902
>>79396911
play fallout to live out your fantasies la
>>79396893
>>79396794
>N korea shoot missle
>US shoot it down
plausible
>N korea go full rage mode, artillery bombardments rip seoul
very unlikely just from having one missile shot down
>Fire and fury time
A full scale US intervention in Korea would take weeks to co-ordinate. Air strikes possible but unlikely
>>China and Russia won't allow war on the peninsula led by US, enter north korea to possibly support or topple KJU
Russia would act as mediators, they have no interest.
China like to have a buffer between US interest and their border but highly doubt they would go to war for it. If they intervened it would be to provide a measure of territorial security, they dont want war with the US. Even if they did where do nukes come into it?
>RU/CHI troops meet US troops, pew pew
No, measures specifically exist to prevent this. See how this hasn't happened in Syria despite months of parallel operations
>missiles fired
this is a huge escalation. why would it happen?
>if you've been following things closely you would agree
I have and I don't
>with countries restarting unresolved conflicts because of the global instability
Ah yes very vague and unexplained logic. Again, why are France and the UK firing nuclear weapons? Who at?
Why would Israel need to do this? Against who?
India and Pakistan go to war because there's another war somewhere else? why? who sees an advantage in striking?
I know you arent being serious but still, keep talking
Ireland.... what went so right?
>>79396945
black women are made for producing white babies
Long people are such smug cunts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azi_4YDDYbk
just fucked an anime
it was great
ᕙ(▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) ᕗ
*in the distance... "ᵇᵃᶜᵏ ᵘᵖ ᶦᶰ ʸᵒ ᵃˢˢ ʷᶦᵗʰ ᵗʰᵉ ʳᵉˢᵉʳʳᵉᶜᵗᶦᵒᶰ"....*
>>79396879
GNOME
N
O
M
E
>asia was the powerhouse for the majority of history
>>79396950
my granda fought in the easter rising
I was in my college math class, and prof had a tough math question up on the board. I haven't volunteered to go up to the front all semester, so I spooper prof when I walked up to the board, and wrote "$CHOOL I$ GAY 420" and slammed the chalk and sat back in my seat.
>>79397032
You have to wait a while before reporting another post.
easter?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyut3GyQtn0
CHOON
Rome had an industrial output FAR beyond china right up until the modern era
>>79397043
completely unrelated to the anecdote
wester?
>>79397032
>so I spooper prof
what does this mean
Got a rash on my arse from sweat.
>>79397097
umm sweaty x
got a rash on my arse from another lad's diseased cum
>>79397077
_(:3 」∠ )_ *ᵖᵒᵒᵗ*
>>79397092
Meant to write spooped. Variant of spooked. He had this "I'm not sure Anon's been keeping up with this class" look on his face. I showed his face.
norther?
>notonthehighstreet ad for baby onesies
>model baby has a fucking cleft lip
that is fucking disgusting, thought the stumpy weather girl was the end of it
>very unlikely just from having one missile shot down
they've done many artillery bombardments over less
one example
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bombardment_of_Yeonpyeong
>A full scale US intervention in Korea would take weeks to co-ordinate. Air strikes possible but unlikely
plans have already co-ordinated since early this year, you seriously think they have no plan for invasion? They've been on the table since the anticipated nuke test in April
>Russia have no interest in the fact a US controlled north korea would literally mean American forces knocking on russia's door
>No, measures specifically exist to prevent this. See how this hasn't happened in Syria despite months of parallel operations
has literally happened countless times in syria
http://www.foxnews.com/world/2016/07/22/russian-warplanes-reportedly-bombed-us-base-in-syria.html
>this is a huge escalation. why would it happen?
because trump is completely out of his mind and sees nothing wrong with using nukes
keep in mind all of this will take place in a 48 hour period
>>79397125
did you write the dollar signs with one line through them or 2
>>79397138
never heard of notonthehighstreet
Hard drive is dying lads
>>79397166
fuck you bitch
>>79397166
hope you die before it x
souther?
just found out everyone at work refers to me as the virgin colleague behind my back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zF4HF3BsSqM
the gf
>>79397209
well, are you a virgin?
>>79397222
>scp
lol what is this 2010
>>79397224
willy's been in a fanny before but I act like one
>>79397209
Haha, that's good to know, "Mr. Virgin" Virgin.
equality is illusion because a male virgin gets treated like a shit while a female virgin gets exact opposite
>>79397154
it seems your problem is you believed all the scary stories about donald trump, and that's made you think all these worrying thoughts. donald trump is a nice calm guy, and only acts up for the cameras. he isn't looking for a nuclear war.
do not watch cnn, do not read the huffington post, remove yourself from petty day-to-day politics which you have no control over.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rE3j_RHkqJc
>Txtin', txtin', txtin'
>Jugglin' me all over your phone all night
>It's your love you're jugglin' me
>You don't know that you been all mine
>I'm the only one you wanted
>I can follow where your heart is
>All night 'till the morning
>Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah
>We got about three hours, leave your phone alone
>He be guessing what goes down, when we be all alone
>He's been calling your phone
>He doesn't know that you're mine
>Now I'm all in you hole
>'Cause he never gave you no time
>I swear alone all night
>Why he be on the phone all night
>Too bad she don't want you
>Ho, homie why you mad, I gone through her
>Still banging off a phone like a loser
>When you should be banging on the roads with a shooter
>I let him know that I got her on a cheating
>Txtin', txtin her while we're sexin', sexin'
This is super rude and not nice
>>79397271
quiet
>>79397249
>willy's been in a fanny before
FONT
>>79397294
FOAL
>>79397263
wrong, i was paranoid about nuclear war breaking out long before trump was elected
>doesn't want nuclear war
>literally threatens to nuke countries
haha, s-sure..
>>79397258
the gay virgin gets treated well though so it all balances out
>>79397320
>gay virgin
like if it exists
>>79397249
fuck off normie cunt
Being bullied again :(
fucking do something interesting you boring twats
Love Europe. So much more interesting than ameriyank
>>79397395
Why don't you instead of being so fucking rude? >:(
>>79397395
i could tell you about the coffee I am drinking
>>79397404
big boy finally found his gumption?
>>79397395
>Los Estados Unidos
>>79397430
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KgtngSbnxK
>>79397434
>one of its state literally named New Mexico
>tons of spanish named town in west
hmm
Does this one Aussie chink just sit on here all day posting passive-aggressive quips?
=͟͟͞͞(๑•̀ㅁ•́ฅ *ᵇᵉʰᶦᶰᵈ ʸᵒᵘ*
>>79397501
FUCK YOU!!
never ever has my willy been in a girls fanny
>>79397501
yeah
What are your hobbies apart from posting here?
having a tuna cheese melt
reminder that i am the only australian in /brit/ and that all australian posts are orchestrated by myself
>>79397586
driving range
>>79397586
drink
>>79397586
playing bass and masturbating
>>79397586
farting
>>79397586
cry myself to sleep
>>79397586
video games and not leaving my room
>>79397594
go back to /aus/
>>79397586
not posting here
what did britain look like during the american wild west
>>79397660
dont worry lad its just the one of me
i wish we had more internet cafes
>>79397680
really small but it was actually just far away
>>79397680
bit shit
>"""""""/balt/"""""""+/ausnz/
why are anglo eyes so beady?
bitch pen
bitch lasanga
>>79397723
watch it or ill wash your mouth out with soap
>>79397711
>>79397702
no matter which way i look at it it's as if the yanks were just cosplaying
>>79397586
archery it's a laugh
>>79397732
the entire yank "nation" is an exercise in cosplaying
>>79397741
how expensive is that there bow then
>>79397741
*shoots an arrow off your head*
heh... nothing personnel kid
>>79397741
only weirdos, freaks, neets, neckbeards, lanklets, and fedoras do that
>>79397741
alri legolas
>>79397586
Walking about in the countryside.
>>79397755
same types who post here then
Wouldn't it be nice if we were older?
>>79397718
mozzers was one of yours mate
>>79397755
what about archers
>>79397755
It's fun mr judgemental...
>>79397752
with arrows about £2000
>>79397784
where do you think we are
>>79397798
PHWOAR
>>79397777
bit sweet for me
ffs watched a couple simpsons clips on youtube and now my suggestions are all simpsons clips
>>79397586
Crying myself to sleep
>>79397798
ideal for someone without a gf then
>>79397816
Mick's Feed and Stream
>>79397852
?????????
*never leaves this thread*
Give it a rest Rorke, it's a tuesday afternoon for christ's sake.
>>79397848
wealth is relative. speak for yourself.
was too young to remember 9/11
FUCK PAKIS
Tottenham
>>79397927
hit a nerve it seems :ˆ)
>>79397804
4chan (/brit/ specifically)
>>79397942
hey! you cant say that!
>>79397955
try again
>>79397804
4chan (/brit/ specifically)
>>79398005
fuckhead
foreskin (/shit/ specifically)
>>79398056
try again
>>79398056
muckspread
>>79398056
FUCK
is wonderwoman good
>>79397209
is this vore?
>>79398082
SHUT UP AAASHUT UP AAASHUT UP AAASHUT UP AAASHUT UP AAASHUT UP AAASHUT UP AAASHUT UP AAASHUT UP AAASHUT UP AAASHUT UP AAASHUT UP AAASHUT UP AAASHUT UP AAASHUT UP AAASHUT UP AAASHUT UP AAASHUT UP AAASHUT UP AAASHUT UP AAASHUT UP AAASHUT UP AAASHUT UP AAASHUT UP AAASHUT UP AAASHUT UP AAASHUT UP AAASHUT UP AAASHUT UP AAASHUT UP AAASHUT UP AAASHUT UP AAASHUT UP AAASHUT UP AAASHUT UP AAASHUT UP AAASHUT UP AAASHUT UP AAASHUT UP AAASHUT UP AAASHUT UP AAASHUT UP AAASHUT UP AAASHUT UP AAASHUT UP AAASHUT UP AAA
>>79398111
fuck
>>79398121
no thanks
>>79398106
goober
gfs period is late. very very worried lads
fucked a nige's girldfirend
>>79398076
Not really. It's paint-by-numbers capeshit.
Personally I enjoyed GOTG2 more, even though it was very reddit.