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>Walk around in America
>Accidentally bump into someone on the street
>Oh, I'm sorr-
>"Assault! Assault! This is self-defense!"
>He pulls out a gun
What would you do in this situation?
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Call the Police so they shoot me first
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D E S I G N A T E D
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I call him a bigot as possessing a firearm clearly means that he is a dr*mpf supporter and now even if I die the social justice community will immortalize me for being a POC (256/256 Irish) killed by a wh*te man.
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>>79390732
SHOOTING STREETS
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>>79390756
PEW PEW INTO YOU
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whip out my big canadian cock and blast him with piss
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>>79390004
Let him shoot me, I have free healthcare.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYAkrJil_w0
WHY... WONT... YOU... DIE!
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>>79390004
You have a very strange view of how our country works. Or you're just shitposting.
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>>79390898
t. can't buy chocolate eggs
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>Walk around in America
>Accidentally bump into someone on the street
>He's really fat
>Oh, I'm sorr-
>He grumbles and just keeps walking without reacting in a strange display of apathy
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>>79390734
well played
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>>79390004
I distract him by throwing a doughnut behind him.
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unsheathe my hidden katana and slice his arms off in 0.1 seconds
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>>79390004
get shot
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>>79390898
Exactly. You don't walk around on the street without a gun of your own.
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unzip my pocket, take out my gun and shoot him in 0.1 second
"nothing personal"
sue his family for emotional damage
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>>79390004
I pull out my dick and turn it into an actual asaault
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