>Australia is 18 hours ahead of the USA WHY DIDN'T YOU

lul

>>79360402
Why should we warn you?

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>>79360402
>USA is 18 hours behind the Australia
Because you can change the past

>>79360402
I knew about it all along. Felt it was more worth it seeing a bunch of Friend Americans than to warn you guys and you guys just go along with your lives.

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>>79360402
I was seeing them not noticing you.
They betrayer.

>>79360402
We keep trying to tell you but your data system is all fucked up.

We tried to upload a message but our connection timed out

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>>79360402
Thought it would be a kek

>>79360402
> pm'd u the fix :)

Internet too slow. Message took 18 hours to leave australia

>>79361479
>be Australia
>try to warn Americans about 9/11
>phone lines are down due to drop bear attacks
>satellites are too busy scrambling loli porn signals
>internet is right out because sending ASCII text message would take days, even weeks
>fine, have to fly to deliver it in person
>get in supersonic jet
>"she'll be alright strewth m8 we'll just barely make it la"
>latency still too high
>no clip past Washington into WTC
>die

FUCK YOU I THOUGHT WE WAS M8S