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>move into new neighborhood when I was 10
>most of the houses were still under construction during this period
>was in my edgy phase
>did not like other fellow humans at this time
>whenever a house was complete I would break into the house and fart inside of it
>I thought that me farting inside of the house made me own the house before the new neighbors did
>did this like 20 times
>kids on the street confront me about this
>say I have been trying to catch burglars
>the dumb kids believed me
>mfw
Is this normal child behavior in your country?
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>>79354153
No and nor is it normal in the USA.
You were a fucking weirdo.
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>>79354212
fpbp
kys OP
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>>79354212
Hit the bullseye
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>>79354153
>>whenever a house was complete I would break into the house and fart inside of it
>>I thought that me farting inside of the house made me own the house before the new neighbors did
SURNORMAL
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>>79354212
I know plenty who have done this. Pretty sure it's normal in the US.
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>>79354331
>plenty
I don't want to visit the US ever again if that's the case.
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>>79354153
does this mean that if i fart on girl in a bus i own her?
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>>79354153
Can I claim ownership of a luxury sedan once I fart in it in the US?
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>>79354331
>>79354375
I've never heard of anybody doing this.
This is just weird
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>read the preview
>was in my edgy phase
>"mamma Mia! I bet this is a silly-a Americano!"
>open post
>American scrub
No doubts - only denpts
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I wasn't a weird kid...
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>>79354153
Cant say this is normal
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>>79354153
Any normal person would have know that you have to PEE to establish ownership.
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>>79354153
fuck zorak
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