>Be American Wait for it ..... ........... .............

still 55 minutes away lad

>>79342875
it's never too early to shitpost

>be australian
>get genghis khan'd

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>>79342981
>Be Poland
>Disappear

>>79342875
Not in the only timezone that matters.

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>be american
>go to work
>get robbed by a gang on the way to work
>plane crashes into your workplace when you arrive
>get hit by a hurricane on the way back home
>your house has been flooded while you were gone
>get shot by looters
>get eaten by a crocodile on the way to the hospital
>get shot by the police while telling them about the crime

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>>79343141
>Finally get home
>Son has been diagnosed with autism

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>be american
>shot hurricane
>dies

fuck off

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The absence of Americans in this thread makes me worry
Nah just kidding

now that you think about it, australians could have warned americans about the terrorist attack because they are 12 hours ahed

but they didn't...

I've not been on /int/ during September 11th anniversaries before, how's the shitposting? Is it Easter tier?

>>79343555
>A
>FUCKING
>LEAF

>>79343555
eh, its not as creative as last year

>>79343555
just wait until Australians knock off work.

>>79343586

Yet more proof proof Canadians are not the source of shitposting.

>>79342844
Show some fucking respect

>>79343555
day of the rake soon

>>79343636

Tired memes keep coming, huh? Should toss in an "epic pwn" and a rage face while you're at it.

>>79343670
>2017
>a fucking leaf on his national flag

lmao srsly tho

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>>79343090
>His cunt isn't in THE CENTRE OF THE WORLD
baka senpai

>>79343910

>Center of a spherical surface

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>>79344005

>>79344005
>The earth is a spinning ball going 30k miles an hour or whatever
Blue pilled as fuck

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>>79342844
>Australian thread mocks America for 9/11 again
>Americucks get mad about a Canadian ITT asking about it
Americans can't stop sucking Aussie dick on here for even a second? Fucking kek

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>>79344183

>>79344183
el canadANO leafANO señores........

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>>79344222
>Sweden, Yes

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>Be American
>Japan doesn't surrender after the first bomb
>Developing second bomb
>Think of a name for it
>See your people
>Done

>Be American
>Wonder why you always lose at chess
>Realize you're missing your two towers

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>>79344261
>A FUCKING LEAF

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>>79344258
Truck of peace inbound for this hateful comment

>>79344283
I don't get the second one.

>>79344283
:(

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>>79344305
>Sweden
>Yes

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>>79344222

>checked

ebin gif

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>>79344348
Rooks, I imagine.