Portugal is literally the greatest nation to ever exist on this

portugal is a gay place for gays lol

>>79325085
This XD

>>79325085
xddd

Get saged, also

>>79325085
XXd

t. Alberto Barbarosa

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>>79325065
>1 million people
>discover and conquer 1/3 of the planet

>>79325065
>>79326503

How people around the world, described us,when we reach there:

the Africans:

>"A day from the sea came a great ship, white wings, and shining like knives in the sun, white men came out of the water, saying words that no one understood, our ancestors were afraid and thought they were Vumbi, souls of the other world. They managed to make them return to the sea by shooting clouds of arrows, but the "Vumbi" began to spit fire with a noise of thunder .... "
* African oral tradition, in F. Braudel, Material Civilization ... III.

the Japanese:

>"These men (the Portuguese) are merchants ... They drink in a glass without offering it to others. They eat with their fingers (1) and not with chopsticks like us ... They are people who spend their lives traveling From there to beyond, without a right address, and exchange products that have the ones they do not have, but deep down they are not bad people. "

*Crónica Teppo-Ki (adaptado)
1.europeans only started mass using cutlery after the xvii century

the chinese:

>"It can be said that the first objective of the Fu-lang-chi (the Portuguese) to China was the commerce (...).
Fu-lang-chi people are tall and have big noses. The eyes are like those of the cat and the shape of the mouth like that of the eagle. The hair grows on the backs of their hands, and their beards are red. They love commerce and, based on their military power, have a habit of invading and oppressing smaller countries. They go to any place where there is profit ... They wear clean and beautiful clothes ... Whenever a dispute arises, they point to the sky and swear to tell the truth. "
*História de Ming (adaptado)

>>79326793
>»our ancestors were afraid and thought they were Vumbi, souls of the other world.»

lel

>>79325085
Only Lisbon and these autistic spammers (OP, weebo poster and suebi poster) are https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BK2l1YwE3g

Why were they afraid of going more than a few hundred kilometers away from the sea? Are Portuguese actually fish people?

>>79325085
haha yeah

>>79327844
Yes

>>79327844
Yes we are, sardines to be exact.That's why we are also good at surf.

>>79325065
T. Alberto barbosa

>>79325065

>Starting your greentext list with a lie

Portugal please leave EU and become even stronger brothers with the UK

T. Alberto Barbosa

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>>79330132
We will think about it oldest friend.
But unfortunately leave the EU will not stop the multiculturalist destrctuion of our countries.

>>79330338
At the very least we can delay it as much as we can. Long live England and long live Portugal.

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>>79330359

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>>79330338
First world war was a mistake
Millions of europeans died for nothing, and the second ww was another non-sense brother's war

>>79325085
XDDDDDD DDDDDDDD

>>79325085
if the uhuehue say's.... it must be

>"A day from the sea came a great ship, white wings, and shining like knives in the sun, white men came out of the water, saying words that no one understood, our ancestors were afraid and thought they were Vumbi, souls of the other world. They managed to make them return to the sea by shooting clouds of arrows, but the "Vumbi" began to spit fire with a noise of thunder .... "´
I must have been frightening as fuck. Pale dude with beards firing fire com small wood sticks.

>>79326793
The Japanese thought you were a mix of merchant and circus clowns because of the clothing, looks and weird (foreign) manners.

Post Uk-Portugal pepes lads

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>>79325085
lol yeah

>>79326793
>our ancestors were afraid and thought they were Vumbi, souls of the other world. They managed to make them return to the sea by shooting clouds of arrows, but the "Vumbi" began to spit fire with a noise of thunder ....
we'z confirmed for Wild Hunt

> white men came out of the water,
>their beards are red
and white

>>79325085
Well we are being invaded by brownzilian shitskins after all , also 99% of gays in Portugal are brownzilians , so there you go monkey

>>79326793
>Whenever a dispute arises, they point to the sky and swear to tell the truth. "

Classic stuff.

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>>79325085
>Brazil the beacon of homosexuality and degeneracy
>calling someone gay
Pic is the average brazilian

>>79325065
>beat Spain
>never actually have the balls to invade
>people only name you internationally to say that you are a Spanish region
Porthurttuguese people LMAO

>>79334092
M8 do you even know that we invaded Madrid and controlled it the way we wanted, don't you?

http://www.vortexmag.net/o-dia-em-que-o-exercito-portugues-conquistou-madrid/

btw don´t be mad, you are bro's.

>>79325065
>Committing a blasphemy like "we are worthy of godhood" in the same post he calls others turks/ayrabs

>>79334092
Who the hell would want that desert?

Castille should go the way of carthage

>>79334582
Still no salt involved. SAD.