>literally every country on the planet can be bantered >except

of course there arent any negative traits or insults for switzerland

>being a mountainnigger

>>79320854
yeah, fuck them and theyr nazi gold

>>79320864
>>79320854
being neutral is a negative trait

>>79320880
>hahas you're successful, take that!

>>79320876
>haha you have mountains
they're as white as you can get

>Meanwhile, the Mountain Jews hold a referendum to decide if this thread is offensive or not

>4chan, the community derived of shitposting and memes, has not been able to come up with a better insult for the nation than "rich mountain dwellers"

>be swiss
>drown in mud

Despite being """neutral""", despite being xenophobic as fuck, despite not being part of EU or international treaties their country is still full of shitskins like every other European country.

>>79320854
Their flag is a big plus though.

>>79320971
>even their flag is a huge plus

hmmmmmmmmmm

>Mountain Jews
>can't banter them
How so?

>>79320964
>their country is still full of shitskins
F A L S E
A
L
S
E

insanely anti-immigration

the only region as white as switzerland is regional parts of nordic countries and the USA in the midwest / north east.

>>79320854
switzerland is a melting pot of million different cultures. it's not even a real county anymore

meanwhile in der schweiz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32QmyfMhxOg

>>79320854

>Euro vassal/cuck

Depending on level of thread. It's hard to respect a country that willingly subjugates to EU laws without any say in them. The people of Belarus have more control over their policies desu.

>>79320854
>A
>FUCKING
>MEDPACK

>>79321044
Name 3 negative things about switzerland.

Hell i can't even name one.

>>79321065
F A L S E
A
L
S
E

they are insanely anti-immigration and it's notoriously difficult to be able to live there if you are not swiss

Look up what percentage of their population has citizenship.

>>79320911

Which the government decides to neglect, since it pisses of their EU overlords.

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>>79320854
they're fucking NERDS... hehe...

>>79321092
that's

G O O D
O
O
D

you want to be be able to deport people that are not value-adding.

TINY
SWISS
FLAGS

>Swiss are the only people with GOOD citizenship laws
>as a result they are the only GOOD nation

really boils the noodles..

>>79320854
>German
>bantering anyone
Ahem do I need to report you to Merkel for being a insensitive bigot?

>>79321116
They can't deport shit, they have free movement with EU that is linked to all their arrangements with EU.

>>79321057
What are you talking about Switzerland is full of Albanians

>>79321177
i'm an anglo on holiday m8

>>79320854
Safe haven for multinational companies,trying to hide their monies

Like 20% of citizens are not Swiss. Its full of shitskins and is balkan colony

STOP THE PRESSES

I HAVE FOUND A FLAW IN THEIR NATION

SPECIFICALLY IN 37.1% OF IT

>Main languages in Switzerland:[22]
>German (63.0%),
>French (22.7%),
>Italian (8.4%),
>Romansh (0.6%)

>>79321057
>>79321089
I've been to Zürich and it was full of shitskins.

>>79321197
Nice try Turk.

>>79321261
BU;LLSHJIT


BULL
FUCKING
SHIT

i was fucking told that it was very hard to do anything more than visit switzerland on hol8iday

IT ISA NOT PART OF THE EU

HOW

>>79320854
They literally only exist thanks to capitalism

>>79321057
it is full of g*rmans so yes

>>79321320
germans and swiss are the same ethnicity and group

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>>79321308
Right, damn those freedom-loving medieval capitalist peasants

>>79321308
>oh no they're the world champions at the only successful economic system
?

>>79321358
beating austria isn't an achievement. it's like punching through wet tissue paper

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>tfw no Swiss gf

>>79321358
Makes me ashamed knowing that my ancestors held pikes and rifles for this empire. The entirety of Austrian military history is a fucking embarrassment. Had it not been for the Slavs and Hungarians, they would have been conquered by the next revolt, consisting of women armed with lipsticks

>>79320854
landlocked shithole

>>79321533
finally someone comes up with one objectively bad trait - being landlocked.

>>79321341
>germans and swiss are the same ethnicity and group
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
no

There is a reason why the parts of Switzerland that voted the most to close the borders were the german and italian ones. It's because they don't want any more germans and italians

http://www.ocnal.com/2016/05/swiss-soldiers-perform-two-headed-eagle.html

>>79321551
We actually have a fleet because you can reach the north sea through the rhine

I want to live on the ocean one day though

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Just 2 words: SWISS NAVY

>>79321586
>being an elitist german means you're not german
?

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>>79321658
good point, in my haste i had forgotten the ultimate trump card that The United States Of America holds over all nations - military power.

>>79321658
>>79321713

Yeah because we obviously need a Navy !

>>79321755
Only because you are landlocked

You do not need a navy in the same way as a man without a heart does not need a vascular system.

Q: Do you like Switzerland?

A: I don't know much about them but their flag is a big plus

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>>79321755
Stage 1: Denial

>>79321787
Get out.

>clock niggers

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>>79321658
Anime

>>79321816
you have piqued my interest

what do you mean by this name

>haha loser I bet your parent are rich
>haha sheltered faggot I bet you never get mugged
>haha neutral kiddo I bet you never have 30% of your population killed
>haha person of econimically successful country, I bet you can make 50k just by working a cashier
>haha even if you're a neet and contribution to mankind is zero you will still make more money than an engineer in Africa

Something like this?

is switzerland big enough to be considered a real country?

>>79321859
based japroxy gets it

Switzerland makes shitty chocolate, it always get beaten by norwegian chocolate in every test.

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>>79321782
>>79321789

Fear the Swiss Navy and its almighty aircraft carrier

>>79321057
it's analbania 2.0

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>>79321900
Could be worse, we have the world's longest coastline and basically no navy.

>>79321900
H-How could we ever complete?

it's only neutral because nobody knows it exists

>>79322008

You're right up the US and one of their main oil and commodities provider.

Why should you waste money ?

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>>79322029

You obviously can't

>>79322085
Our thoughts exactly

>>79320854
they are squares

just like their flag