if you don't live on the coast, you're a subhuman troglodyte

>>79306016
t. about to get destoyed by hurricane

>>79306101
really hoping it doesn't destoy me

I can't imagine living in some landlocked shithole

>mfw ive lived in a coastal city for more than a decade
>mfw ive gone to the beach twice

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Third coast best coast

>>79310781
lol same

i know a lot of people who live here (the picture I posted in the OP is actually where I live) and basically never go to the beach

>>79310797
lakes don't fucking count, inland scum

>>79310756
A-are you OK?

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>Go to the US
>Friend invites me to the "beach"
>It's on a lake

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>>79310902
>Dying from a Hurricane

I'm not some dumb fat American and my Island only got the outer bands

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NJ here, hurricanes aren't shit, I played TF2 through Sandy and we got flooded

>>79306016
Coastal Oregon reporting in. The coast is the greatest redpill, all inland 'people' are tremendous cuckolds and non-white.

>>79306016
The beach is full of normies and tourists I hate it. Plus the water is too fucking cold to enjoy.