>Hongkong is britis-
edition
All whites get the bullet come the revolution.
white people are more powerful than they know
>>79260923
thanks
>>79261019
these hookers?
Britain has had black people in it during the following periods in history.
4000BCE - 1900CE
1970CE - Present
Rorke's "ideal" Britain has only existed for 70 odd years and is therefore a historical anomaly.
Pick one
杀了自己他妈的人渣
>No F1 this weekend
>>79260990
>>79261078
Left.
business idea: melt down our tools every single one of them
black people can't be british
BASED JANNY. DELETING THE SHITTY AUTISM EDITIONS AND LETTING THIS ONE STAY UP.
>>79261097
mind the gap
>>79261125
business idea: follow Lei Feng's good example
I want the PRC to collapse.
>>79261078
3
>>79261083
3,4,2,1
>>79261019
is every building outside of western europe shoddily made?
look at the state of the paint, the window is all fucked up and exposed piping with random taps all corroded. its falling to bits. seething
>>79261078
left
Rorke on suicide watch
Janny is a top lad
>>79261138
Observe the following:
have been saying all summer i'd clean up my room but it has remained an absolute shithole of monumental proportions god only knows how i manage to live in it, at least the family of mice that live in it enjoy it just wish the bastards would stop scratching at night
i should really take a picture but it's worse than gore
>>79261138
Can't stand this cunt
>>79261078
Right
World War I is more interesting than World War II
>>79261097
>watching F1
>>79261132
you arrive in halifax
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forced_labor_of_Germans_in_the_Soviet_Union
>>79261163
Hear the Taj Mahal is a real shithole
used to have a slag gf, she was fun, demanding but fun.
>>79261220
Literally all me
Did the car go around the track?
>>79261163
Their lives are inherently less valuable than ours, it's not a big deal when they die or get ill or feel miserable.
>>79260663
>dont have anything to do till 3 am
Do something that you'll be able to talk about at the party. ie. not posting on /brit/.
>>79261163
nah some fairly shoddily made buildings where I live
>>79261246
would love to kick her in the womb and pull out her miscarriaged and deformed fetus
F1 = Boxing
Nascar = MMA
The Kinks lads
>>79260446
>MDMA
Overrated deano drug as it gets weaker each time you try it. Stopped it for a year and the magic still didn't come back. After using it for 10 years it just isn't the same. Only ever took it every 2 months too.
You should try new drugs, you'd enjoy 4-fa it's basically a mixture of mdma and speed. lyrica is probs my favourite drug
>>79261237
slag gfs can't be trusted
>>79261097
did the car drive around the track
imagine being german for 1 day
hahah what kind of loser stays in all alone on a Friday night, hahah can you IMAGINE
babestation
>>79261302
Yes they did in a neatly formed queue it was riveting
>>79261078
Center
had another 3.5 litres of pepsi today, after over 4 yesterday
help me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyOTAuoeBfw
>>79261312
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8EwzisBEHc
>>79261231
i have been to the taj mahal. its all stained yellow from the acid rain and the river smells like shit. also it is tiny, big ben is miles taller, they just make it look massive on the picture. ive seen bigger houses desu
>>79261163
Places like Slovenia and Hungary have better cities than us. They don't have drab disgusting copy and paste building and grey blocks of shite.
Their cities have character
>>79261302
Did the the man drink the shoey?
>>79261313
One who has gotten everything they can out of the clubbing scene and now enjoys a more relaxing evening.
Slavoj Zizek, Aleksandr Dugin, Nick Land, Noam Chomsky, Stefan Molyneux, Sam Harris, Peter Hitchens, Cenk Uygur, Jordan Peterson, Jared Taylor, Richard Dawkins and Carl Benjamin meet together around a table to debate.
What happens?
>tfw there's a cute Muslim girl with a cute voice in one of my classes
wtf I need a Muslim gf now
>>79261327
ugly
me and you
yo momma and you cousin too
irish subhumans
>>79261368
noam jewsky's and cenk turkroach's heads would explode
>>79261368
noam chomsky is the only one here who isn't a brainlet
>>79261349
>big ben is miles taller
Disagree. Taj is massive and took some ingenuinity to build Big Ben is a manlet compared to it. I don't believe you've been, I have family in India (not a pooinloo they are just living there) and I've been numerous times
>>79261348
>not blocked by mummy Merkel
Well count me surprised
>>79261368
some of those aren't hacks though
when someone posts from crimea do they get a russian or ukrainian flag?
>>79261379
don't believe this is a thing
Arabic is by far the ugliest language and they still do the horrid throat sounds when they speak English
>>79261348
tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wP3NcWl4ec
>>79261335
Drink fruit juice or smoothies instead. Cheap and easy to make smoothies once you have pic related.
>>79261313
Um most people over the age of 30 and in their late 20's do that.
Imagine being a child.
>>79261429
>all muslims speak arabic
small brain
>>79261368
Molyneux rambles on directly in front of each of their faces for hours until they eventually go blind from the sunshine reflection off his slaphead
>>79261429
Well it is a thing. Her voice is incredibly cute.
>>79261182
hmm like get rly drunk and go to a club by myself or is that too lsoer as well?
>>79261335
how do you get this bad
>>79260990
>HK prefer democratic British system
>>79261348
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AO_vlmbd72o
Is this the signal to begin Dixieposting?
>>79261368
Neo-China arrives from the future
Gnon eats Nick Land first
Nanospasm
>>79261379
>can't make her come because clit was sliced off when she was a little girl
>dad and brothers strangle her afterward for having sex with a non-muslim
No ta
>>79261351
im not talking about character necessarily just build quality and maintenance. i read the other day how in indonesia several schools just fell down. no earthquake or tornado or anything, they just fell down
scale replica of my willy in dublin lads
>bomb disposal
gotta be the worst job ever
>>79261483
Nowt wrong going out alone, prefer it if I'm trying to pull desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-SkuXh6JtU
phencyclidine
>>79261368
they eat the table
>>79261555
you literally just control an RC car with an arm on it from 100ft away to either blow up the bomb or move it to a safe location. not bad
wish I could play games like EUIV and CK2
too brainlet for them
>>79261417
big ben height: 96 m
taj mahal height: 73 m
did you not even consider googling this before replying?
>>79261480
nope don't believe you shut UP
>>79261498
>northern
no surprise
>>79261429
Persians speak farsi which is beautiful. Their women are top tier. I went there for two weeks. It's really westernised. The women have rights and they aren't that devout Islamic. Everyone smokes opium. Pity they turned to Islam though. They should still be called Persia and shouldnt have ruined their genes by mating with Arabs. Europeans come from Persia they are pretty white (the ones that aren't mixed with arabs)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Pkdp7Le0cM
Parents are finally kicking me out. On my 30th fucking birthday too
this was supposed to be a good day
>>79261557
do you never feel awkward
>>79261585
eu4 is babby shit mate.
>>79261587
Ones a tower and one isn't, not sure why being taller is a big deal
got mistaken for liam last thread
>>79261557
haha i am ugly dateless 30 year old loser though, I once hit on like 40 girls in a club and every single one wanted nothing to do with me
>>79261414
leftypol brainlet
NEED a Persian aryan GF
>>79261605
>Europeans come from Persia
it's more like both Persians and Europeans come from the general vicinity of ancient Scythia but I know what you mean
>>79261483
No, like read or watch something interesting. You could go to a club and find someone cool to bring to the party, but if they turn out to be a cunt, or get rejected, it's on you.
feeling a bit sick
>>79261605
Greeks should rule Constantinople. Persians should rule everything East of that. Fucking T*rk/A*ab scum
>>79261585
small brain: stellaris
normal brain: eu4, ck2
large brain: hearts of iron 3
ascended brain: victoria 2
>>79261483
nothing sadder than virgins pretending to be drunk, you don't type like that when you are drunk unless you are a fucking child
>>79261629
No because I don't stand about like a confused autist who doesn't know how to read the situation
Well done /brit/, 100 posts without linking to a new thread. Give yourselves a round of applause.
>>79261661
hmm once befriended to like 50 year olds in a club think main reason we were talking is bc i was 3rd oldest person in the club haha, you thnk they would vibe with some oldies like that in a house party?
>noam chomsky is the only one here who isn't a brainlet
>>79261672
>hurr build liquor factories
>ascended brain
stressed out lads
>>79261691
what do you mean read the situation
>>79261621
>thigh tattoo is elvish
would wife
>>79261668
I agree. The middle-east would be perfect under Islamic rule. Ahmadinejad is a good lad.
>>79261660
I think ginger hair comes from Scythia too
>>79261704
clearly the game is too smart for you to understand, so you just dumb it down with your memes
>>79261646
its not, it was one of the points i made that the other poster said wasnt true. i was just underwhelmed by it desu
>>79261690
what are you talking about? please see conversation chain and stop being a retard thanks
>londoners pay 125k for a 25% share of a one bedroom flat
>>79261706
what's wrong hun x
>>79261713
Im capable of talking to people I don't know, I don't stand about looking lost like I think you were imagining with the question about awkwardness
hey buddy I think you got the wrong door. the leather club's two blocks down.
>>79261668
No. Greeks should own most of Anatolia and Armenians should own the eastern part. Persians can fuck off.
He was a zombie?
>>79261729
Fenius Farsaid was a ginger
>>79261741
He's speaking like he's drunk, that's what I'm talking about don't care and didn't read the other replies just want to mock him
might start up a game of Vicky 2 now
who should I play as?
>>79261738
>can't convert Albanians to fuel
Shit game
>>79261767
>Armenians
Meme ethnicity
>>79261414
youre a fucking stupid cunt who's not even heard of most of those people
so sally can wait
she knows it's too late
>>79261730
why are lefties obsessed with trump
pretty sure he has no control of the UK parliament
>>79261605
cute
business idea: bomb the shit out of germany (again)
what are three good movies?
>>79261760
how
>>79261698
>oldies
NO
People your age, unless they're like 90, then they might be patronised ironically. Slags would be best. Next best would be someone with drugs. Then someone foreign/exotic. Nobody so drunk they might vomit or act mental. Arriving by yourself is cool as long as you bring a high, positive energy and are friendly.
>>79261790
Sardinia-Piedmont
>>79261820
janny's going to fucking heem you mate
>>79261775
who is talking like they're drunk? please stop being a retard when you have no idea what is being talked about
where are the based jannies
>>79261820
kys
>>79261839
How what?
>>79261750
hes stressed out
>>79261838
The Dollars trilogy
>>79261829
note to gchq: I am not advocating terrorist attacks of any kind on germany, I am making a historical reference to bombing of dresden in ww2
anime
>>79261846
>It's a Corsica game
>>79261820
haha you can get fucked
posting this while stretching my hamstring to be H with you guys
going back to uni soon
don't want to go
>>79261842
well as I said i'm told to bring 50 quid of vodka and mixer, then some guy said you should turn up at 3 am with like some cool stories or crew or something and i'm wondering how to get one
latex slags
what causes foot cramps? been getting them in the left one all day
>>79261856
how do you talk to them
what is there to talk about
>>79261838
one flew over the cuckoos nest
lock stock and two smoking barrels
3:10 to yuma
note to gchq: I've seen this guy (>>79261871) chatting shit about blowing people up, I'd deffo keep an eye on him
ATTENTION YANKS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9lYtKCWTDg
having a big think
https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20170908052848AAModcW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHIz5l9LRBg
Keep Dixieposting lads
>>79261510
American Muslims aren't like European Muslims. The average European Muslim would be considered a radical Islamist here.
Might watch a film lads
Fix a recommendation
why do yanks pronounce muslim "Mooslum"
>>79261368
would love to see Zizek, Dugin and Land debate tbqh
Thoughts?
>>79261935
good taste
>>79261945
Don't see what this has to do with British culture, Hun.
>>79261949
Cromwell
>>79261943
if /brit/ pools together 300 euros I can get him sent a fake passport and driver's license that work in all airports
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cTpH0Ymw5A
tune
WHILST GETTING THE JOB DONE THEY'RE HAVING A LAUGH AT WORK?
>>79261972
only hicks do
>>79261078
3 > 1 > 2
>>79261949
Grave of the Fireflies
Millennial Woes is one of the greatest minds of our time
>>79261949
Big Momma 1,. 2, 3 & 4
>>79261980
Don't care about gayball in the slightest
>>79261945
songs are catchy as fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sdkNkETLK4
>>79261949
Schindler's List
>>79261850
>lsoer
>rly
>>79261900
alri
>>79262010
no it isnt
be quiet
>>79262000
no he's not
but he's rather clever and well-spoken for a NEET. the comfiest youtuber around.
>>79261972
But we don't. We pronounce it "Muzlim."
>>79261984
>Don't see what this has to do with British culture, Hun.
Ignorant council estater
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Kingdom_and_the_American_Civil_War
sore this guy today
>>79261943
>This is an appeal to the United States of America. Please, get me out of this country now, I don't want to be stuck in this HORRIBLE country with these people abusing me. Every day in this country i'm being abused, every day
>>79262028
looks like a girl i knew
really kick myself every so often for never making a move on her
>>79261972
mooslems
Sorry janny please read this post and forgive me I didn't realize we weren't at the bump limit please delete my early thread, ta love xx
>>79262015
are you saying they type like a kid or are typing drunk? don't understand do you not text people?
when was the last time you got a laugh on /brit/?
me? this afternoon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTxqrbl3pPA
asmr
>>79261949
kes
>>79262046
why are his pupils so big?
>>79261945
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Xij7-XsQ0s
vraag je papa wat ik doe
it's moslem
>>79262063
is that jahans dressing gown
Lads I just learnt that heroin was sold in chemists in Germany up until 1971 as cough medicine and methamphetamine and amphetamine was sold too
jelly 2bh
business idea: /brit/lit/ for the highest IQ posters
/brit/ will suffer ridiculous braindrain if this were to happen btw
>>79262081
no thanks
>>79262094
Drugs
>>79261943
This is really sad
>>79262046
did he squeeze your muscles m8?
>>79262016
>dont have this set
unacceptable
>>79261932
What they're wearing or look like or the music playing or maybe I know somebody they or whatever comes to me
>>79262094
from making people squat
>>79262117
/brit/his/ would be better. /lit/ are contrarian pseuds
they don't like Harry Potter, which is literally the best British book series there is.
>>79262100
/dixieéire/ when?
>>79262142
am I doing it right?
>>79261894
You could meet them at a club, but it's not always cool to invite strangers to someone else's party, you don't know what they'll get up to and might show you up. Would be better to show up having just done something cool like see a band or a comedian. Imagine you're there and someone asks what you've been up to. Have an answer ready that doesn't make you look like a loser.
>>79261948
they are all the same m8
>>79261750
i fucked up in my younger years and i'm still paying for it
>>79261945
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAfHigPsC_s
>>79262149
harry potter IS shit.
>>79262155
State of lefties why are they so beta?
is radcen the most chad position?
>/fitlit/ wasn't the greatest experiment in history
Fucking brainlets
>>79261327
bow legs
>>79262157
what about saying I was watching the recent Apictapong Weereskathul film Cemetry of Splendeur and giving in depth analysis of homosexual culture in the thai army?
holy shit /brit/, 240 posts and still no new thread? are you feeling okay hahaha
>>79262208
shut up
>>79262180
>nearly all men
*thinking*
>>79262188
Completely wrong mate, are Rowling is a genius. I've read the books 24 times and Harry Potter is still my favourite movie
>>79262192
chads don't care about politics
>>79261163
builders are just lazy mate
>>79261943
Pls someone explain to me who Timothy James Byrne is and why he is always filming in his rented flat in High Wycombe???
>>79261948
*blows up your world trade centre*
>>79262208
don't worry the leftypol chink shill is making one right now
>>79262180
>let me tell you about your country
Feeling bad because the ugliness stereotype is becoming more and more true the more time I spend in the north.
>>79262133
he said pop or slash so I ran
listening to dutch rap and they're saying "mandem"
PowerBall Ticket Sold in Massachussetts Wins Record $758.7 Million
>>79262236
how ironic
>>79262182
what did you do
>>79262155
haha what a loser trying to get physically fit
i was born swole
>>79262187
>>79262230
is he not a meme on reddit yet?
>>79262138
REALLY want to get my hands on the photobook
Kitami Eri is the gravure waifu you see
>>79262223
Yes they do. Putin is a chad
>>79262236
t. every yank in /brit/
>>79262149
/his/ hates Britain more than /lit/ hates Harry Potter
the board is literally full of arse-ravaged continentals and third worlders bitter as fuck that Britain's history and our accomplishments exist.
>>79262258
got a dui, wasted a bunch of money
>>79262223
G9nna lead a chat political party and take their votes
Legalise steroids, subsidise condoms and abortions, criminalise veganism.
fat line of ket before bed with the gf
thoughts? she hates drugs
>>79262234
am not even, leftypol, make another new for the runts
new
>>79261754
>>79261754
>>79261754
get fukt chink
>>79262155
damn I'm gonna squat in the smith machine now
quite like white women
quite like oriental women
quite like black women
quite like middle eastern women
quite like indian women
quite like native american women
don't like abos though
>>79262236
>>79262272
t. every yank on this website
>>79262283
don't know what a dui is
>>79262261
no, he literally isn't. he's quarter squatting on a smith machine. he isn't going to gain any muscle and before he does he is going to hurt himself. if he was doing proper squats on a non-death machine then no one would be posting that vid
lanklet
>>79262280
Did someone say /his/?
>>79262204
NO
Something cool that you can breeze over, and then ask about the other person, find out about them, find something you have in common and talk about that. Not like "Do you like [obscure shit]?" More like "What kind of music/films/telly do you like?" If you don't know much about their answer, talk about something you like that's similar, until you find something you both like.
>>79262299
it's when the yank can't drive after 3 bud lights
>>79262292
Unless you are a child you should be able to hide it.
>>79262280
Not really, I'd say it's half and half. All the anglo countries defend it while the germans and euros are butthurt.
>>79262270
>le big strong russian bear xD
>>79262296
everything but blacks and abos for me 'though I've a clear preference for the orientals if I'm being entirely honest with you
>>79262317
i can ask people questions no problem but it's hard not to autism out when they say their favourite show is game of thrones or favourite film is shawshank redemption desu. I should be popular bringing the 4 bottles of vodka and mixer though
>>79261163
we didn't have british overlords to teach us how to build a propa dwelling
>>79262327
>being on ket is inconspicuous
what shitty ket are you getting?
>>79262333
Are you a quare?
>>79262294
STOP
POSTING
EARLY
THREADS
>>79262292
Do shrooms instead retard
I'd recommend acid but no one sells real acid anymore
>>79262349
The true patrician can enjoy (or atleast hold a conversation about) popular culture as well as high/obscure culture. Finding common ground is a key part of socialising. Read: How to Make Friends and Influence People. Life changing book. Until then, just try to find something you and someone else like. The more obscure it is, the more they'll like you for sharing their enthusiasm for it. But unless you happen to notice an Apictapong Weereskathul poster on the wall or they bring up something weird you both like, play safe with normie stuff.
>>79262269
an excellent 'fu
should send me to Syria, would heem the FUCK out of ISIS me
>>79262379
1 p is real tho
Jesus