>be French >get eaten by rats http://www.bbc.com/news/

algerians are dangerous people

>>79245546
>this Poland tier

delete this

>be french
>get ratatouille'd

>>79245635

french girls are UMA DELICIA

>>79245630
Seriously, wtf? Is it a common occurence? I thought France is supposed to be developed. Do you have to fight off hordes of rats every night?

>>79245546
>this Poland tier
???
Russia shouldn't even have the right to speak about actual civilized nations.

>>79245730
>Is it a common occurence?
>Do you have to fight off hordes of rats every night?
lol no
are you stupid?

>>79246517
t.anime chechen

natural selection at its finest

>>79246747
Look at this liar.

I've seen Ratatouille, Pixar blew the whistle and now all the french rat-deniers are chiming in.

>n-no i swer sir, we don't even have rats in France! Sacre bleau!

You don't have to hide the truth, Pierre, we're here to help.

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>be french
>get eaten by rats

>>79246747
sure thing buddy. Can't wait until they shoot vermintide 2 in Paris.

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>meanwhile, in France

>>79245546
You mean russia tier?

>>79248225
Russia doesn't have man-eating rats, we are not Poland or France.

>>79248336
russia stronk..

>>79248360
Are swarms of killer rats also a problem in the UK? Is a paneuropean thing I didn't know about?

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>You will never gather XP with your Frenchbros by fighting rats

>>79248336
>even rats can't survive in russia

Makes you think

>>79245546
poor girl :(

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>>79248442
better red than rat

>>79248545
Rats BTFO

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>this isn't even my final form

>>79245546
poor little girl, bein eaten alive by rats and not bein able to do anything because paraplegic

>>79245546
SCAVEN CONFIRMED

>>79245546
Yeah, people actually pay men like me to protect them from the rats. We're known as "chasseurs de rats", and our job is to make sure those vermins can't harm society. It's a tough job and I'm barely getting by; fighting man-eating rats requires advanced mastery of weaponry and I've seen many of my friends lose a limb or two, or even die in some extreme cases. As>>79247949pointed out, Ratatouille was a vain attempt to raise awareness. We're in dire need of help, but our French pride--or pretentiousness, prevents us from asking other countries for help as we try to contain this epidemic inside the country. As such, I thank you for spreading the word.

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>>79248605
Why do they do this btw? It's so they dont drown right?
>>79248809
>t. A kot

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>>79248809
Your entire job will be outsourced to a German guy with a flute.

I just hope that this time they pay him for the job.

>>79246747
don't lie hon hon

Reminds me of that ghost girl in The Witcher III

>>79245635
lmao

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I photoshop the French flag at the back.

>>79249423
epic

>>79245546
more like Brazil tier

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>>79248850
Sacre bleu...I did not know

Then again, there was that time Paris got attacked by an army of wolves

tfw my pet rat passed away of cancer only this June

I feel sad.

>>79249693
F

>>79249518
Large cat populations prevent rats to run freely.

>>79245546
>even rats want to kill us

I know what we have to do...

We have to SAY NO TO RACISM, RATS ARE ANIMALS, JUST LIKE US

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I feel sympathy for the innocent rats who will be blamed for this.

Rodent attacks are part and parcel of living in a major city. We will not let hatred cause division of Mice and Men.

>>79245546
>wtf France? this Poland tier
wow rude and uncalled for

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>>79250079
>even poles think we're a pathetic country

>>79249518
>Russia insults Poland comparing them to France.
>Poland then insults Brazil...
Thats is simple sad.

>>79250198
Stop.

>>79250144
I like france

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>>79250198

>>79250144
>even poles
wow rude

>>79250234
I thought you were like 'stop comparing us to France, please'

>>79250198
i didn't "insult" Brazil, when you see gore where there are no chinese people, your first thought is
>it's in Brazil

>>79250253
i'm not him

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>>79250330

>>79250330
N-NANI!?

Was she sleeping in room 101?

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>the hero which france needs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-w6mwAXA1K0

>>79250253
that's what I meant froggie

>>79250548
fucking rude

delet this and delet your life

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>>79245546

>Fronce is literally Vermintide

>>79250600
>delet this and delet your life
wow rude

>>79245546
>paraplegic girl
Important detail here

>>79250437
Kek

>>79250260
>gore where there are no chinese people
Nice.

>>79246747
>damage control
This happens ALL THE TIME in France

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>>79250260
Just to clarify.
There no attack of rats. Only attacks of 20 meters long snakes. Which are not related.

You deserve at least another >>79248850 for the effort

I just came up with an OC supervillain: Roi Rat, the knawing terror

>>79245546
>The 14-year-old paraplegic was sleeping on the ground floor when the attack happened, in a rented house in Roubaix.
No wonder she didn't run away.

>>79245546
That's northern France for you. Nothing but misery, alcoholism, incest, unemployment and man-eating rats. Northerners are niggers.

>>79245546
>Rats attack live human
Wait they normally don't do that. They don't attack live, bigger creature. The girl is paraplegic sure, but rats don't understand that. And her pulse is still there.

This might be something bigger all of us. Bigger than just a chance to laugh at baguette...

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>>79252998
>Rats are evolving

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>>79252927
delet

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>>79245546
>Roubaix
>Samantha
>Trash
>Illness

Everything checks out

>>79253145
piece of shit film
so called comedy, made me chuckle twice
doesn't hold a candle to our comedy classics

>visit Europe
>get eaten by rats
And these people are calling Russia a shithole...

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>>79253305
I've never seen a rat in my entire life lmfao

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>>79253387
we need a french version of this pic

>>79248412
low level

>>79253387
That's why you are still alive, apparently. Stay safe, anon.

>>79253387
Don't worry, they see you

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>>79253387
>t.

>>79253537
>>79253582
>>79253701
I surrender, okay? Stop bullying me.

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>>79253838
after capitulation you should add "Ratelite" in your motto

wow very third world, I'll cancel my next trip to France now

>>79245546
Make me think about that film where a guy live with rats and kills his mother by feeding her to his friends.
Someone for the name of the movie please ?

>>79245635
Hahahahahaha, damn.

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>>79245635