>be american >get shot >be swedish >get fucked in

>>79232422
>be Finnish
>get snow in May

>>79232468
>be estonian
>get aids

File: IMG_1329.jpg (231KB, 444x467px) Image search: [Google]

231KB, 444x467px

>>79232513
>be finnish
>go outside for the first time in weeks because your alcohol supply ran out
>get stabbed

File: images (8).jpg (5KB, 183x275px) Image search: [Google]

5KB, 183x275px

>>79232560
>Be Swedish
>Swedish

>>79233041
>be danish
>lose war in six (6) hours

>>79233041
>Be Dane
>Always try to backstab Swedes throughout history
>Team up with Poland, Lithuania, Russia and Saxony against Sweden and our 16-year old king
>Still lose and need to wait for Russia to help them
>Never even get an empire despite being the Jews of Scandinavia. Meanwhile Swedes got an empire

>be finnish
>kill yourself in the woods

>>79234733
>be french
>surrender

>>79232422
>>be american
>>get shot

I wish.

>>79234733
>Be french
>surrended several times

>>79234775
>be span..zz

File: Denmark-Norway_and_possessions.png (43KB, 1357x628px) Image search: [Google]

43KB, 1357x628px

>>79234704
>>Never even get an empire
>sweden
>empire
It's a fucking local """empire"""
Pic related is a true empire. A global empire

File: PP5Rx5V.jpg (54KB, 640x512px) Image search: [Google]

54KB, 640x512px

>>79234762
>be finnish
>surrender

>>79234775
>be spanish
>be "neutral"

>be russian
>get free estonians
This social program is pretty good.

File: DanesSuck.png (29KB, 1200x1000px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 1200x1000px

>>79234814
You didn't even conquer Norway, you were just forced to team up with them because you were scared of us. Greenland was just a bunch of eskimoes, doesn't count.

Ours was much bigger and it was forged in war. We are your overlords. Feels good m8

>>79234814
Oh and the map I posted doesn't even include overseas possessions. We had territories overseas as well

File: 1504595717541.png (41KB, 400x416px) Image search: [Google]

41KB, 400x416px

>>79232422
>be Finnish
>shitpost
>this sends Swedes and Danes into a furiously autistic dick measuring contest

>>79234889
estonians boys belong to finnish men

>be russian
>get methanol poisoning

File: 1471880628642.png (382KB, 648x826px) Image search: [Google]

382KB, 648x826px

>>79234704
>Be Danish
>Kill royal family
>Complete Vasaloppet 500 years later

Kill Swedes and conquer their escape route