>tfw low population >You will never have traffic, pollution,

>>79225130
>tfw high population
>so many girls
>still no gf

>>79225229
Bruh no joke fucked a girl and she was the sister of my friends old best friend

imagine living in iceland
>no traffic
>no crime
>no blacks
>not a single worry
>robbie rotten is actually cured
>cute grills

>>79225130
You didn't take any """"refugees"""" to spice up the environment a little with rape gangs and religion of peace?

>>79225130
NONCE

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjwpWxWNcHs&feature=share
What are your thoughts on traditional Icelandic music?

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>>79225130
Yeah, I could live out in the sticks if I wanted all that

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>>79225130
why don't you join eu?

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>live in region with decreasing, aging population
>town looks like a ghost town 90% of the time
>drive anywhere without having to wait for cars in front of you
>close to nature
Feels good

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>>79226503
What kind of fish live in that stream?

>>79225844
lmao some rapefugee gave aids to 20 women before they found out

>earthquakes
>volcanos

>>79226360
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzEzeACAXbg

>>79225130

I am literally moving to your country in 2 years max.

Once I finish my master's degree I am fucking coming over there.

>>79226600
I think macedonians have killed more europeans than icelandic volcanos and earthquakes

>>79226550
not much, its too small
small sardines maybe

>no kind of trees can grow there
>in fact not many plants at all
>hardly any wildlife
>no real seasons, cool and dark all year
>to ocean around you is cold too
>and oh yeah, a fucking gigantic volcano might explode any time

nah thanks

>>79226694
>Don't go to iceland, here come see my basement

>>79226694
>dark all year
uhm
?'?????????

>>79225130
>>79226755

How hard is it to get a job in Iceland, as a foreigner?

>>79225130
what is the point of living if there are no problems?

>>79226503
Asturias?

>>79226809
very easy.
like 20% of their population is now polish

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>>79227002

Got any advice on how I, as an American, can steal an Icelander's job?

>>79225130
what about volcanoes, got any of those mate?

>>79227032
You can't
EEA citizens only

>>79227032
>go to the nearest fishing port
>gib job please
If you expected a job different than fishing industry you're probably retarded. There's no jobs in Iceland other than government work and fishing.

>>79226809
There are better countries to move to then iceland

You can get all of this in most first world countries if you move to rural areas, but still be able to go for a drive if you want to experience city life. Being stuck on an island with no real cities must be so boring.

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i dose'nt liek iselnad

>>79227228

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uh5swCCunO8

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>>79227228
Stop being mean

>>79225130
>tfw half the population is tourists.

>>79227098
Fishing industry is very sought after and only job a foreigner can get is filleting fish with thais and poles

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>>79227381
IESLAND IS WHORE CUNTRI

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>>79227707
>Slaves to slightly different masters
I HATE THEM REEEEE

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>>79226854
Galicia

>>79225130
just bring in a few million african and paki refugees and you'll have all this in a 6 months friendo :^)

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>>79227850
RARE

>>79227471
UNIQUE

>>79227822
Northern Spain is very nice. Especially the Basque area...San Sabastian 10/10 would live there

Iceland always gave off a weird vibe to me while I was there.
Not sure why.

>>79228216
not a fan of apartments being that close to the coast, reminds me of touristic places like Valencia and Benidorm wich are disgusting

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>>79228286
mhm

>>79228288
I prefer a modest country house in the hills myself.

I couldn't live without extensive countryside and qt small towns. Your entire country is basically just Reykjavic and then a bunch of shitty volcanic wasteland. Not comfy.

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>>79228404
good taste
i would kill myself if i lived in the dry hot towns of south spain tho

>>79225130
i've been to Iceland
cleanest country i've ever seen

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>>79225130
you have no nice things either you subhuman

>>79231569
its a city
actually
the non country population is divided into some meme cities

>>79227471
is this one of the few flags uniquely qualified to banter with iceland?

>>79229394
That looks beyond amazing oh my god

>>79225130
I want to visit islanti someday

>>79225130
>tfw 10x population of iceland in my city alone
>still no waiting for hours in line, undrinkable water, smog, high crime, easy spread of diseases

>>79233674
>10x
i mean 50x

>>79225130
Icelandaboo Russian here
friendly reminder that cold remote northern islands are better than southern continental countries

>>79226674
>River Sardines
>Spanish education

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaj

>>79233674
This is Petersburg?

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I want to visit iceland thanks to Euro Truck Simulator

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also blease explain this
does weed really grow on your soil or do you import it? if second it must be ridiculously expensive

>>79233799
Moscow

>>79233889
зeмляк
нy нихyя ceбe, no waiting in lines. have you ever been to supermarkets at 18-20pm? it's not that you will wait for hours, but there are huge lines sometimes
because of burning peat bogs, there was a horrible smog in 2012
but i agree with good water and +- low crime

>>79233994
is moscow better than Peter ?

>>79225130
Dont take niggers Iceland.
See Europe get ready to that traffic coming from Sweden :D

>>79234103
in every way
Peter is just overglorified commieblock with meh centre
also Moscow never sleeps mutafuka

>>79234103
what do you mean '"better"? both are good, but imo Peter is a bit more comfy (but less sunny and SpB being cold, grey and rainy is a truth-based meme)

>>79225130
How is this a bad thing? You first worlders and your gay problems man

I have family on Iceland :D greatest place

Móðir mín er frá Íslandi. I love Iceland

>>79227487
>and only job a foreigner can get is filleting fish with thais and poles
I wish our government cared half as much about employing native workers as Iceland does.

We have laws against dumping products (like Chinese steel) to protect the upper class' businesses, but our government looks the other way when Mexico and Latin America dump labor on us and destroy the lower class' livelihood.

Fuck the US government

>>79234285
in terms of
>less churka
>less хaчи
>more western and less soviet depressing commieblocks
>les pidor

>>79234429
>less churka
>less хaчи
literally same amount
>more western and less soviet depressing commieblocks
not really
>les pido
more pidors but less gays

>>79234484
thanks for your time
So Peter as " the western capital of Russia " is only present in the downtown and the rest is like an average ivan city

>>79234564
Peterman here, large portion of city is historical buildings, and little to no commieblocks for miles. Commieblock lines start on the outskirts of city.

>>79226600
>Not having free reign to to gas Europe and cause billions of dollars of damage every few years.

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>>79234564
1,2,5,13,18-looks slightly european
Rest-commieblocks