>mfw a foreigner asks me where i'm from and i reply my

>>79216523
Just say "the US" and move on, dipshit. Nobody cares what state you're from.

>>79216523
I would assume you are one of those MUH HERITAGE faggots bonus points for being a ge*rgian too

>>79216687
i'm a CHI

>>79216523
states are a meme
there's no difference between georgia and oregon or vermont, it's just divisions
no one fucking cares which administrative division you come from
also no one knows where fucking georgia is

>>79216523
I don't get the joke.

>>79216523
so you're a redneck? that's what you're trying to say?

>>79216523
why was there a fucking tiger running around Atlanta Georgia yesterday?

Where in Georgia are you from? Tbilisi?

Georgia is also a country
>>79216806
Also this

>>79216806
>there's no difference between georgia and oregon or vermont, it's just divisions
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Culture_of_Georgia_(U.S._state)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Culture_of_Oregon
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Vermont_culture

>>79216806
yeah sure, if flying to Alaska is too expensive, just go to Florida, same thing

>>79217603
won't work, we've had entire threads about idiots thinking like that

>ask foreigner where he's from
>he says Georgia
>ask him to say something in Georgian
>he is visibly cofused by my request

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>Where are you from?

American: I'm from New York, specially West Manhattan, specifically Greenwich Village
American: I'm from SoCal, baby! Yeah!
American: I'm from Pennsylvania! STEELERS WHOOO!
American: I'm from Washington, D.C., motherfucker.

Fennoswede: I'm from, uh, Finland.
Kalmyk: I'm from, uh, Russia.
Tatar: I'm from, uh, Poland.
Scot: I'm from, uh, Britain.
Welshman: I'm from, uh, England.
German: I'm from, uh, Europe.

What state would you want to be from if you was america man?

I wqnt to be ohio

>>79218224
Ohio?

I have never heard anybody say they liked Ohio, not even people from there

>>79216523
>Asks where I'm from
>Say Paris
>Dumbass thinks I'm from Europe

>>79216859
He's a uppity spic

>>79218224
Probably commiefornia. Alaska would be nice if it wasn't for that bullshit where the sun doesn't set.

>>79218308
For it is the Birthplace of aviation, the buckeye state! I love Sherwood Anderson, Toni Morrioson and I absolutely adore the town Cleveland.

I am what you could say, an Ohio autist!

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>tell foreignshit i'm from florida
>"oh wow so do you go to disney world like all the time?"
it's like foreignslimes have no concept of how far away things in america are because they all live in tiny midget countries

>>79218371
>Probably commiefornia

The northern part is the better part, by far.

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>So what place have you visited
>Like 7 or 8 states

>>79218573
Don't forget "Europe"

>>79218224
Montana, Wyoming. Seattle or Utah

>>79218671
Seattle is nice, the other states are boring unless you're a cowboy or want to dig up dinosaur bones

>>79218796
>montana and wyoming
>boring
dirty dumb urbanite scum

>>79218796
all I want is to own scenic land desu

>>79218796
I want to go to seattle because frasier lives there and there is space penis

>>79218645
>I'm going to "Europe" this summer!
I'm convinced this is just something they put in tv shows but that americans don't actually say.

>>79216599
But California(my home state) is literally more relevant than 95% of the world.

>>79218839
Most Europeans are city people

>>79218853
Okay, it can be very cheap there

>>79218857
you can't come here

>>79218350
>ask burger where he's from
>lists a common us city name
>gets angry when asked if he means the french paris

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>>79218224
Delaware

>>79218955
I'll bite. Why do you think this is bad?

>>79218478
Okay but do you go to disneylan all the time? And if you don't, do you just go hang out in another state?

>>79218224
South Dakota, I would go to Mt Rushmore all the time, then to the crazy horse memorial, buy hamburger and go back to Mt Rushmore, where I'll probably stay for the night cause no point in driving all the way home just to come back the morning after

>>79219032
>Delaware
Tax haven with beaches Dogfishhead brewing, a bridge and not much more. You could do worse t.b.h.

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>mfw an american asks me where i'm from and i reply with the name of the street I live on and he physically gets irritated by my response

>>79218853
lol You're not getting that in Seattle.

>>79221703
I meant Washington state

>>79216806
Have you been here? It's all very different.

>>79216523
kek
i would think it´s georgia the country