/brit/

cara

Hi lads :3

File: easy-sourdough-bread-vermont-bread.jpg (66KB, 635x423px) Image search: [Google]

66KB, 635x423px

sour dough is tasty as fuck

ate an entire loaf over a period of 12 hours, buttered with lurpak, highly recommend it

>The chances of meeting your spouse on a backpacking trip seem very low but this has happened [54][55]several times on the Pacific Crest Trail.

well thats it lads time to go to america and bag me a hiking gf

File: Major General Robert Ross.jpg (844KB, 1461x2030px) Image search: [Google]

844KB, 1461x2030px

Fuck off Yanks

anime

>>79213585
don't have any real life friends or online friends either. literally not a member of any other "community" or forum other than 4chan

i can't be the only one

File: su035.png (818KB, 600x799px) Image search: [Google]

818KB, 600x799px

sue

File: 1473939325449.png (94KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

94KB, 500x500px

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCPtcNlf_ak

devilish

>>79213671
Keep on like that and you'll die. (Though I will admit sourdough is good)

File: 1502803195630.gif (718KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

718KB, 500x500px

anime

>>79213713
looks better with long hair ngl

My cousin has two hapa children with a third on the way.

Mum pointed out I was "talking to myself" again

>>79213755
don't care

File: 1490418361297.png (193KB, 591x448px)

193KB, 591x448px

just matched with a slag on tinder and she has another tinder slag i previously shagged in one of her photos

>>79213671
Love me some toasted 'dough and turkey sammie

lot of retards in /brit/

>the Arthur theme song is sung by Ziggy Marley

Don't care that you don't care. Won't even give you a (You).

>>79213765
Were you?

>>79213671
shame it takes forever to make

>>79213786
what about me?

Don't understand the outrage with Mogg atm. It's not like he's going to personally go to a pregnant woman and forcibly stop her getting an abortion. It's just his own personal beliefs. We don't live in the fucking middle ages where one ruler's personal beliefs determine law.

A sad state of affairs that to be a politician you HAVE to have the religion of politics otherwise you can't have any religious or personal opinions

>>79213786
haha

File: 1486227590978.jpg (100KB, 480x480px) Image search: [Google]

100KB, 480x480px

feel like an absolute drip but then realised that these are meant to apply to as many normdrones as possible

>>79213755
Very American post this

>>79213810
just buy from tescos innit

wish i was dead lads

File: image.jpg (36KB, 430x500px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 430x500px

Shirt haired anime girls are objectively the best aesthetically. Prove me wrong (protip: you can't)

File: LIST-10-things-you-didnt-know-about-the-old-west-E.jpg (144KB, 686x385px) Image search: [Google]

144KB, 686x385px

Reckon the Old West was the pinnacle of human history and nothing will ever come close to rivaling the American frontier

not even romanticising it desu

My left alloy on my car is scratched to fuck due to hitting it on the curb outside my house (have to get as close to the curb as possible because stupid fucking cunts cannot get up the road without hitting it) several times.

Anybody know the best way to repair it?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nose_tomb
what the actual fuck

hate cats

File: 412.jpg (15KB, 221x313px) Image search: [Google]

15KB, 221x313px

>Shirt haired

so whas sadiq doing to combat racism, homphobia, sexism and extremism in muslim communities?

what is anyone doing for that matter? seems like people are content to just ignore the huge elephant in the room.

>>79213590
percentage wise there are more white people in America than here, almost twice the amount, the non-whites stick in the main cities
why dont you like, freedom, guns, freedom of speech, the military, anglo laws and customs
what are you, a paki
also our country will be 50 percent white in 30 years, better off living in america a country that cares about whites and is free than a dystopian shithole that wants to infringe our rights
would rather live beside mexicans than pakis any day of the week
paki

>>79213851
whack it with a hammer m8, saw a legendary irish crowd do it in the euros

>>79213871
Part & parcel

File: IMG_3731.jpg (61KB, 600x602px) Image search: [Google]

61KB, 600x602px

>2 (two) days until That Liverpool Feel

File: su285.jpg (72KB, 600x800px) Image search: [Google]

72KB, 600x800px

>>79213748
corretto

Yesterday I saw a paki female with a headscarf reading/watching a motion manga on their phone, it was Attack on Titan

Probably could have married her

>>79213804
Yeah, sorta

I imagine conversations in my head and then uncontrollably start acting them out

>>79213856
>In Japan, these tombs are considered relics by the few who are aware of them, but in Korea these tombs are very well known.
learn deny war crime

>>79213851
Try a polish but you'll probably have to get new ones if the scratches are too deep

>>79213828
She's from Hongcouver :^)

>>79213908
Should've m8

>>79213799
he owns a weed shop next door to my apartment

>>79213908
you're a mentally ill, perverted nonce paki that thinks he can turn into a woman to get sent to woman's jail
utter limp wristed coward who is going to be buttfucked by a pack of niggers in prison

File: 1497378003001.jpg (8KB, 259x194px) Image search: [Google]

8KB, 259x194px

Remember when you were young

You shined like the sun

File: 1479866909515.gif (3MB, 370x330px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 370x330px

>>79213884
>percentage wise there are more white people in America than here, almost twice the amount, the non-whites stick in the main cities
no

>>79213908
i thought you were a bender

You have 10 seconds to prove transgenders aren't mentally ill

remember that time ribena committed literal sex offences as in sex crimes as in he is literally a sex offender don't forget it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyOPt4sgsbs

>>79213971
Is that David Ornstein?

>>79213963
no I didn't lol

File: 200_s.gif (33KB, 301x200px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 301x200px

>>79213908
>I imagine conversations in my head and then uncontrollably start acting them out
oh dear oh dear

>>79213975
It's 2017.

>>79213436
>thousands of experts and eye witnesses
Generally support the idea that it was a controlled demolition. The witnesses heard the explosions, thousands of experts say they could only have collapsed like they did from a controlled demolition, which would not require thousands of workers btw. Fred Dibnah used to take down huge chimneys single-handed. And this demolition crew wouldn't have safety issues to worry about.

How could it be kept secret? Don't use the yellow pages to find your demolition crew. Don't hire strangers and ask them nicely to keep quiet about it. How does the intelligence community keep so much highly sensitive info secret? Mossad, the CIA, MI6? The military? We're not talking about the DMV. We're talking about a huge, tight-knit community of proven agents.

>>79213971
there are 150 million whites living in america, stay wrong and butthurt. paki

Sneed's Meme and Meme

>>79213837
hello my nordic brother

>>79213975
nah you're right m8 their minds are perfectly healthy and working normally

File: 1489009959357.jpg (44KB, 500x375px) Image search: [Google]

44KB, 500x375px

all I want in life's a little bit of love to take the pain away

Whites (including Hispanics who identify as White) constitute the majority, with a total of about 246,660,710, or 77.35% of the population as of 2014. Non-Hispanic Whites totaled about 197,870,516, or 52.06% of the U.S. population.

>literally 3 times as much whites as us

>>79213975
gender dysphoria IS a mental illness

File: 1488288234418.jpg (215KB, 645x709px) Image search: [Google]

215KB, 645x709px

>>79214017
>percentage wise

Imagine walking all the PCT.

Would love to quit my job and do it but nowhere near experienced enough. Can just about do a week in Scotland.

>>79213972
he doesn't know what is mate. he used to identify as black and made his family say he was black. not even meming.

now he identifies as a woman.

hes just got an identity problem and has unfortunately fucked his life and his body permanently because of it.

would be lying if i said i wasn't eating a bag of bbq hula hoops

>>79213884
Easily the most delusional Yankish thing I have ever had the misfortune of reading I expect you are a Yank on holiday

>>79214065
it's borderline personality disorder with a gender focus

not a fan of poofs or pakis

>>79214066
>>79214080
Whites (including Hispanics who identify as White) constitute the majority, with a total of about 246,660,710, or 77.35% of the population as of 2014. Non-Hispanic Whites totaled about 197,870,516, or 62.06% of the U.S. population.

stay wrong, paki :)

>>79213951
I'm legit trans, my !legal situation is irrelevant

>>79213972
I said I could have married IF I wanted to

if you people had a loving gf you wouldn't waste your lives on pints, drugs and making fun of micks

>>79214100
>including Hispanics who identify as White

Screeching

white people are scum

>>79214060
Who the fuck hasn't shopped online? The Unabomber and MAYBE the Queen.

>>79213918
Afaik there are kits that you can use to sand the alloy down and then fill it in with some kind of paint but I don't know which is the best.

It doesn't bother me that much so I might just get a pen to fill in the scratches for now and get new alloys or have them repaired when I sell it.

My car has been hit 3 times now by people coming up the road even though they have so much fucking room. Thankfully it has only been paint transfer and light scratches up to now, but not one of the cunts who hit my car knocked on my door and told me. Gonna flip my shit when someone hits it and puts a dent in it

The alloys are black so the scratches really shop up as compared to silver.

God I hate living here

>>79214121
> Non-Hispanic Whites totaled about 197,870,516, or 62.06% of the U.S.

Mad butthurt, wrong, paki

>>79214060
>moved to tears
pls be in manny

>>79212676
he lives in scotland

>>79214075
What are hula hoops?

on the 4-FA

File: 1501195029584.png (70KB, 645x729px) Image search: [Google]

70KB, 645x729px

>percentage wise there are more white people in America than here

>>79214017
More Black's in America than any African country

>>79214116
why would you ever be even thinking about marrying a woman if you yourself identify as a woman and are only attracted to men

File: 1504804355214.jpg (67KB, 322x519px) Image search: [Google]

67KB, 322x519px

>>79214122
the state of you

File: 1467327612626.jpg (35KB, 360x263px) Image search: [Google]

35KB, 360x263px

gonna revive this gimmick i think

>>79214100
do you fucking know what the word PERCENTAGE means you STUPID DIRTY FAT YANK CUNT

>>79214155
do real drugs

>>79214161
>wannabe yank is also really fucking stupid

What a surprise

>>79214161
> Non-Hispanic Whites totaled about 197,870,516, or 62.06% of the U.S.

Mad butthurt, wrong, paki

Tell me how 50 million whites is more than 197 million whites again?
>>79214169
wrong
>In addition, there were 37,144,530 non-Hispanic blacks, which comprised 12.1% of the population. This number increased to 42 million according to the 2010 United States Census, when including Multiracial African Americans, making up 14% of the total U.S. population.

>>79214074
That was a weird period looking back

>>79214172
Just a random thought about life and the world

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTLtW43wIhM

File: Hula_Hoops_Snack_Original.jpg (78KB, 320x213px) Image search: [Google]

78KB, 320x213px

>>79214153
Chips.

>>79214176
don't recall seeing it but I'm rooting for you

Here's a list of things Sadiq Khan has done

>>79214155
seems like a good club drug

poley post face

>>79214191
I meant total whites, I misinterepted what I was going to say. Nice strawman.
Regardless there are 4 times as much whites living in America than here :)

>>79214138
My gf's car got dinged pretty hard on her driver's door that she couldn't roll down the window cuz the dent was so deep. The driver must've been drunk cuz he would've had to come across the whole lane to hit her and didn't leave a note and we didn't hear it so we didn't know till the next day

>>79214192
just stuck 10 grams of molly up the shitter im rolling hard its radical

the scran you ask?

egg fried rice with chicken and mushroom chinese style curry.

all home made.

>>79214228
you're missing the bit where he defended terrorists in court

>>79214207
you should get skin whitening treatment

just did loads of speed paste

>>79214191
>he fell for that weak bait

>>79214192
4-FA is a real drug, it mops the floor of any stimulant. It's MDMA crossed with amphetamine

>>79214226
They look gross desu

File: 1480631013608.gif (799KB, 200x189px) Image search: [Google]

799KB, 200x189px

>>79214244
>I misinterepted what I was going to say. Nice strawman.
>misinterpreted
>strawman

>>79214118
hello my germanic brother

>>79214272
did you wash it with acetone

File: 1483803744231.jpg (133KB, 750x841px) Image search: [Google]

133KB, 750x841px

can tell when leftymong is really seething because he starts spamming 2 minute paint jobs of his latest victim

File: data.images.event.120.DOOM_HellBridge_Full.jpg (546KB, 3500x2106px) Image search: [Google]

546KB, 3500x2106px

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BzmsVXUP38

horns up

Monica? Love her, bully her on my watch and you'll be taking permanent residence between the sole of my boot and the pavement, fucking runt

>>79214252
I put a half g of coke in my ass a few weeks ago. Pure bliss but I nearly went into cardiac arrest.

>>79214310
>being a pakipoo white knight

>>79214271
It already got lighter with estrogen

>>79214310
Thanks, any chance of a meet up?

File: 420.jpg (51KB, 468x423px) Image search: [Google]

51KB, 468x423px

https://www.salk.edu/news-release/cannabinoids-remove-plaque-forming-alzheimers-proteins-from-brain-cells/

and people tried to tell me weed is bad for you

got some ciders on the way home but not sure if I want them now or will have them tomorrow instead

>>79214336
you need it to be whiter though you should look into possible treatment

>>79214319
cant touch the ol' charlie without benzos, think im gonna die every time

Any scotch lads had A. D. Rattray before?

>>79214354
Bender

>>79214354
Come on paddy we all know you'll have them all now.

File: 1479621430457.jpg (21KB, 450x300px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 450x300px

when /brit/ talks about drugs it makes me feel like even more of a sad friendless loser than I already am

>>79214342
big pharma on pooicide watch

>>79213975
Haven't been since 2013+ mate.

>>79214288
They're alright. I had all kinds of snacks when I was in the USA and yours are way better. You'd be shocked if you knew how small that Hula Hoops bag is, too. It's about the size of a woman's fist.

>>79214290
strawman

>>79214336
why don't you just go on grindr you could get a shag in half an hour

>>79214372
Same, I had taken alprazolam beforehand. Had I not I might have overdosed.

>>79214342
dont like smoking in general

might order some edibles

I have herpes.

Have a friend who smokes loads of weed and literally EVERY conversation with him ends up in him going on about the illuminati and mind control. It's fucking tedious

>>79214389
might be some DHC or tramadol in your medicine cabinet

>I donate to random people on the internet to hear them whinge about SJWs for me

>>79214397
It just means your kiddos can't get fat

Bring back British Leyland

>>79214380
probably will too haha

>>79214307
have some real music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blDqnFOSgOo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opvopULDhVI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sak6ZwfWIbM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Mpgkecz7Jk

just woke up lads

the town homosexual showed me his penis

>>79214290
he's right you're attacking something that wasn't his main point

straw man
noun
noun: strawman
1.
an intentionally misrepresented proposition that is set up because it is easier to defeat than an opponent's real argument.

he's also right that there are 4 times as much whites in america than here

>>79214291
hello fellow teuton

are there any decent commerical brands of the ol' cide? the ones i've tried all tasted like piss, and the stuff farmers produce themselves is great but rather expensive.

>>79214373
I only drink Islay whiskies

>>79214248
Does my fucking head in, mate. I have to park within CM of the curb and fold my mirrors in or risk getting hit.

I don't get it because my neighbour sometimes has family visit who park at least 1ft from the curb and I still have shit loads of room to get past.

I think its the binmen which go to the pub across the road as its a bit of a funny angle to pull out and the couple times I've been hit the rubber marks from the tires have been really high, which indicates it was a vehicle with big tires

How about you mount the curb slightly instead of once immaculate car you fucking CUNTS!

File: slow_dancing-9609.jpg (89KB, 401x401px) Image search: [Google]

89KB, 401x401px

>ywn

poley post your feminine penis

>>79214389
just started a job a few days ago and got asked to go camping with a few people from work and do acid, you really need to get out and meet people

Dua
Dua dua dua

>>79214458
thought u'd be bying jap whiskies aswel

>>79214455
thats a mirror

>>79214455
was it nice?

>>79214412
try dabbing my nibba

File: 1503782002799.jpg (67KB, 633x758px) Image search: [Google]

67KB, 633x758px

>>79214464

>>79214457
>thinking "the ol' 'cide" means cider

what are you doing mate

should i dump radical centrist core philosophy posts or not?

>>79214389
just buy nurofen plus and extract the codeine with water and freezer it's really not hard look it up it stopped me from killing myself
>>79214492
terrible. jocks make the best whisky
>>79214373
islay peat is the way to go, single malt

Listening to the nine inch nails

>>79214495
lol haha

>>79214412
just make some. 240f for 40 minutes. I can buy a 500mg chocolate bar for $35 or I can cook a gram of hash oil and get 850mg for $15

>>79214410
I don't want whites to pity the paki

>>79214371
It's lighter than most pakis, I can see them look at my skin, hair and no facial hair with jealousy

Thinking about committing a bit of the ol 'cide

File: 1503931729639.jpg (87KB, 645x773px) Image search: [Google]

87KB, 645x773px

>>79214464

>>79214514
Yes

File: fass laugh.png (154KB, 327x272px) Image search: [Google]

154KB, 327x272px

>>79214457
>>79214508

>>79214496
stop smoking so much WEED

>>79214455
bit gay

>>79214532
post a pic of your face then

>>79214508
he probably knew that and was making a joke you utter autistic twat

File: 10000.jpg (107KB, 1290x1290px) Image search: [Google]

107KB, 1290x1290px

>anon. anon. i was vigorously flicking my bean and when i climaxed i thought i squirted, but i actually pissed the bed. sorry.

>>79214496
it was different he's old and I would think old penis would look worn. he was fishing and offered me a fish because I looked to long but I didn't take it

>>79214342
>salk
lmao

>>79214514
yes

>>79214559
you know me lad can;t stop won;t stop

>>79214531
why would you ever use hash oil to make edibles
using flower first for rosin and then using the pressed nugs for edibles master race

Feel sick with rage

>>79214519
>just buy nurofen plus and extract the codeine
alri
what sort of dosage works best
>stopped me from killing myself
glad for you x

>>79214458
>>79214519
A. D. Rattray is doing a whisky tasting in town on Saturday, is it not worth bothering? Looks like they'll have 5 bottles to try

>>79214457
>are there any decent commerical brands of the ol' cide?
I hope this is bait

>>79214492
do like Yamazaki 12 year old a lot

if I'm going to shell out on expensive whisky, I'd prefer something peaty and smoky is all

File: 74.png (69KB, 1218x335px) Image search: [Google]

69KB, 1218x335px

>>79214457
squaoeling

File: birdwatching is a crime in yankland.jpg (118KB, 780x585px) Image search: [Google]

118KB, 780x585px

Reminder yanks legit believe that people go birdwatching to jack off to them.

>>79214569
enjoy this gimmick

>>79214471
what job is that? some kooky indie start up where you wear slippers in the offi...sorry i meant boudoir.

File: 1503152052034.jpg (68KB, 624x850px) Image search: [Google]

68KB, 624x850px

>>79214540
Many of you have asked me what the radical centrist is, and how he can be understood relative to rorkesheed, i answer thus with a useful fable.

Were an eclipse imminent, there would be both great excitement and confusion, men would scramble to find ways of watching the seldom occur'd dance of the celestials. However for man's better judgement and at fear of losing hos sight he daren't look directly at the eclipse. Rasheed would believe those who instructed him to look through a mirror, alas for those crooked scholars would distort the mirror in such a way as to lead young rasheed to ruinous thought upon seeing the reflection. And what of rorke? Well his idols, those renown for complaint and pessimism would tell the scamp to look into the reflection of the event in murky puddles, from whence rorkes distorted perception of the heavens is filled with hatred and angst.

After the eclipse, having seen their own versions through their own respective mediums of reflection, rorke and rasheed shall argue as they have ever done, rasheed foaming at the beard and veins on rorkes baldened head strained in anger.

A blind man enters between them and claims they are both right and wrong simultaneously. Both rorke and sheed mock him exclaiming how could he that could not see, give comment. The blindman says lo you fools for i verily did gaze upon the eclipse directly, i no longer see the falsehoods and illusions around me, but the truth of our ethereal gods were surely singed into the eye of my soul unadultered. You both saw partially but not fully, now you bicker. I the courageous man traded a lifetime of sensory falsehoods for a brief moment of truth. I paid heed not to the manipulators but looked muself upon the play of the heavenly truth alone. I am centred.

Going down to the shop to get some Jack Daniels

my cousin's doing a philosophy degree
thoughts?

>>79214612
what?

>>79214610
peaty very nice very nise

>>79214376
these people need to be rounded up and put in camps

File: 1504191327889.gif (980KB, 227x221px) Image search: [Google]

980KB, 227x221px

>>79214457
>the ol' cide
oh austria

File: ghgjhgh.jpg (45KB, 208x208px) Image search: [Google]

45KB, 208x208px

>are there any decent commerical brands of the ol' cide? the ones i've tried all tasted like piss
fucking love foreigners sometimes

>>79214519
Japanese whisky is great and I can see why they're the only country to sometimes beat Scotland in whisky of the year

t. jock

>>79214636
get me a lollipop whilst you're there

>>79214624
not a lexeme

>>79214641
they have those in the loo's at oxford, strange really.

>>79214641
Ask them for a latte

>>79214569
I've just but clean sheets on, you fucking bitch.

*beats her to death*

heheh, fucking roasties

>Politicians are unironicaly making a big deal about Big Ben being closed for repairs

State of you lot

>>79214569
>i thought i squirted, but i actually pissed the bed
no difference you stupid whore

just released my first studio album lads :/

Ok seriously now
What is the ol' cide ;_;

what kind of 'cide tastes of piss?

>>79214471
do not like the sound of this set and setting

File: 1476070624507.jpg (107KB, 500x788px) Image search: [Google]

107KB, 500x788px

>>79214580
From whence did rorkes and the rasheeds come forth? Who situated them on their different paths? Think of this, and contemplate it within your mind, O men of /brit/. Who will speak the truth and falsehoods?

O Rorke which podcasts did you cast your feeble attention to? Such charlatans and pseudo-intellectuals have all spoken, yet not one mentions the inner meaning. On hatred of others, Rorke is fueled; but I don't believe in it. If the truth lead to hatred, then the world would be condemned to constant misery. Give up your simplifications and consider things from different angles, you fools, stop the blind wish for destruction of others. The centrist has grasped hold of the multiplicity of the truth, where the rorke has utterly failed

The Rasheeds have forgotten logic; they are set upon the wrong destination. As university lecturers and ideological dupes instructed them, they are defending opposing ideals for the sake of undermining those that verily work. Although they are blind, they are also the loudest, yet those who listen hear no consistency. The ignorant fools tear down that which is sacred, just for the sake of it. But when those institutions have been ripped down, what will protect you then, Rasheed? The Centrist has made peace, he does not seek destruction but improvement, where Rasheed has utterly failed in this endeavour.

The centrist understands the complexity of the world's ebbs and flows; the truth showers its nectar upon him. He alone is the thinker and he alone finds the Way.

>>79214620
bartender

yay

All 3 of my sisters are now biting my head off

All because I told one of them to shut the door behind herself, she refused
My sister then said I'm uncivilized for not cleaning my room

File: 1497719975769.jpg (61KB, 820x820px) Image search: [Google]

61KB, 820x820px

http://horriblevideos.com/video/isis-atrocities-2959.html

File: 1501922845086.jpg (55KB, 258x360px) Image search: [Google]

55KB, 258x360px

>>79214457

File: tytut.jpg (208KB, 1440x960px) Image search: [Google]

208KB, 1440x960px

nice bit of chicken sashimi for tea

>>79214707
pesticide

>>79214606
eh, give it a go, they seem to get really good reviews

my preference for Islay whiskies is more of a personal thing really

>>79214718
>My sister then said I'm uncivilized for not cleaning my room
they're right

File: 1495990700754.jpg (149KB, 530x600px) Image search: [Google]

149KB, 530x600px

>yfw every single JF in existence has been reading "the ol' 'cide" as "the alcohol cider" all this time

>>79213585
I'm a complete shutin but none of those apply to me.

File: 1493485822293.jpg (212KB, 2048x1280px) Image search: [Google]

212KB, 2048x1280px

>It's a handegg on talksport episode

>>79214457
Very funny post good job Hans

File: 1478594377203.jpg (115KB, 463x411px) Image search: [Google]

115KB, 463x411px

>>79214697
>What is the ol' cide ;_;
suiCIDE, my friend

>>79214718
how does it make you feel that they're all proper women and you'll never be one

what the fuck is up with judy denches face

>>79214718
you should kill them in their sleep

File: b90Ji.jpg (58KB, 476x594px) Image search: [Google]

58KB, 476x594px

>>79214676
>>79214678
kek

someone post THAT image.

you know which one

File: dave power stance.jpg (26KB, 419x465px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 419x465px

miss him so much just want him back feel like utter shit

>>79214569
"Squirting" literally is pissing.

>>79214457
'cide = suicide

File: 1449786818141.png (269KB, 710x781px) Image search: [Google]

269KB, 710x781px

>>79214751

jfk didn't act alone

Mate said Aston Villa are out of the Premiership. Big if true.

>BBC radio on in the whip
>5 min piece on how great black box insurance is and how it will definitely save you money and makes the roads much safer
(((they))) really are shameless aren't they?

>>79214745
It's my room and it's just clothes on the floor

>>79214764
Jealous but I hate they aren't feminists and don't embrace their gender enough

File: 2017-08-19_05-09-53.png (249KB, 506x394px) Image search: [Google]

249KB, 506x394px

>>79214785

>>79214757
did not know yanks listened to talksport

File: rad.png (80KB, 947x604px) Image search: [Google]

80KB, 947x604px

I think when you get down into the core of what the difference is between the radical centrist and the rorkesheed complex.

its that the radical centrist, has no loyalty to a particular narrative, he doesn't seek for facts that support his argument, rather he seeks to form an argument post-priori from facts. rorkesheeds by contrast cherry picks facts to suit the narrative he convinced himself a-priori and ignores anything counter to that.

rorke closes his left eye, and rasheed closes his right. the radical centrist opens his third.

File: 1504726687429.jpg (91KB, 1008x532px) Image search: [Google]

91KB, 1008x532px

>>79214785

'cide = pesticide

>>79214837
looks like that buzzfeed journalist

File: 1499380615879.jpg (38KB, 419x420px) Image search: [Google]

38KB, 419x420px

>>79214763
>suiCIDE, my friend

/brit/ appears in a whole new light to me now
i always thought this was about friendly bants and drinking cider
but actually you're all depressed and want to off yourselves

wicked.

File: 1476223737389.png (397KB, 381x500px) Image search: [Google]

397KB, 381x500px

>>79214785

File: 1497210189347.jpg (134KB, 500x426px) Image search: [Google]

134KB, 500x426px

>>79214785

>>79214837
any nudes?

>>79214835
>It's my room and it's just clothes on the floor
yeah that's messy and disgusting
clean it up

>>79214835
feminism is a jewish conspiracy

>>79214845
fantastic image

File: Didn't actually write this pasta, stole it off of pol.jpg (487KB, 1280x1707px) Image search: [Google]

487KB, 1280x1707px

White woman:
>Will instill leftism into your children
>Will chop your son's dick off the moment he so much as looks in the general direction of anything pink
>Will coddle and baby your children, turning them into spoiled brats who are unfit for the real world
>Will wait until she's in her late 20's to marry
>Will wait until she's in her 30's to have a baby (which means your child will likely have a developmental disorder)
>Will probably only want one child
>Will likely not give a fuck about you or your children, will instead focus on her career
Latin American woman:
>Will instill family values and traditions into your children
>Will teach your son how to act like a proper man
>Will discipline and prepare your children for the real world
>Will want to marry before she reaches 25
>Will want kids before she reaches 25
>Will want multiple kids
>Will make your family her first priority and become a stay-at-home mom if you want her to be
Remind me again, why are we so obsessed with "saving the white race" when white women are not worth saving in the first place? Especially when we can save the white race by having Castizo children?

>>79214832
literal botnet

File: Cooper_005.jpg (11KB, 350x347px) Image search: [Google]

11KB, 350x347px

>just be yourself

>>79214838
I remember when Charlie Wolf had a show on it and always referred to Talksport, the station he was currently broadcasting on, as "Talksports."

jesus christ supercuck

File: CIWuQOEUAAAFe14.png (81KB, 600x189px) Image search: [Google]

81KB, 600x189px

>>79214785

>>79214838
I think it's on Sirius/XM satellite radio but I use the app

>>79214874
is that rubber johnny

NEED a rural irish gf lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4FQBHbqHZo

>>79214910
kyle maclachlan has a very likeable face

File: 1483800542851.png (34KB, 600x431px) Image search: [Google]

34KB, 600x431px

>>79214785

File: 1487506204310.jpg (207KB, 847x429px) Image search: [Google]

207KB, 847x429px

>>79214866
such is our curse

>>79214832
was this followed by a report on trannies getting battered

File: CommonwealthPrimeMinisters1944.jpg (85KB, 640x470px) Image search: [Google]

85KB, 640x470px

me n the lads

>>79214642
A psychologist who studies bird watching says: Adults, disguised as bird watchers mask their debauchery by taking trips in groups. They can then achieve climax in the safety of the woods. Particularly disturbing is the high number of senior citizens using binoculars and telescopes to observe birds mating.
These horny Peeping Toms satisfy their craving for sex by focusing their debasement on birds. This perversion must be halted, otherwise the entire moral fibre of our nation is going to hell.
https://web-beta.archive.org/web/20080911174925/http://stopbirdporn.org/

>>79214940
these baboons need to go

>>79214952
he is a very likeable man.

>>79214903
can't wait til it becomes mandatory and doing 80 at midnight on an empty motorway gets your insurance tripled and a NIP in the post
the future will be great

File: 220px-Kyle_MacLachlan_by_Gage_Skidmore.jpg (13KB, 220x293px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 220x293px

>>79214952
Seeing him makes me feel inferior. Just look at that chin.

File: 1502557683133.gif (2MB, 696x478px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 696x478px

>>79214866
welcome to /brit/
leave your optimism at the door

File: 1495538037438.png (494KB, 1026x630px) Image search: [Google]

494KB, 1026x630px

>>79214785

>>79214957
this is digital blackface

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-41167296

ok, which one of you roasties was this? own up so we can laugh at you

there are some vile posts itt
you should feel ashamed
you know who you are

>>79214940
ok then im racist. now what?

>>79214971
dunno, I turned the radio off after that, I was just going to the gym

File: bridge_frog.webm (413KB, 696x478px) Image search: [Google]

413KB, 696x478px

>>79215019
>gif

(I won't say it because I hate people doing this gimmick to me)

GOOD shout to the lad who told me to try the drug lyrica.
Literally the best drug I've ever tried. It's perfect. It feels like the relaxation and hypnosis of benzos, the body high of opiates, the confidence of speed, the euphoria and empathy of mdma and the trippiness of ketamine.
Unreal drug, anyone tried it? Why isn't it popular?

File: 3567634453.png (399KB, 399x554px) Image search: [Google]

399KB, 399x554px

did a diet and got scurvy

File: the squad.jpg (416KB, 800x427px) Image search: [Google]

416KB, 800x427px

>>79214979
me and the squad

>>79215046
yeh we've all seen this already, dumb cunt

File: sluuts.jpg (64KB, 381x536px) Image search: [Google]

64KB, 381x536px

>>79215054

nigger coon cotton picker

>>79215105
Yesterday I woke up sucking on a lemon

File: 000273.jpg (218KB, 1280x960px) Image search: [Google]

218KB, 1280x960px

>>79215120

File: 8a7968d99dd002bf9a898e57b35286ec.jpg (35KB, 650x488px) Image search: [Google]

35KB, 650x488px

>>79215106
me n the top lad (2nd row, 3rd from left, top lad is to the left of me)

File: 1504741229381.png (42KB, 1024x608px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 1024x608px

business idea: /brit/ forms a new BUF

moni reply to this

File: 1498269725807.jpg (63KB, 379x282px) Image search: [Google]

63KB, 379x282px

>>79215105

Mad how some people are still depressed when they could just take credit for the achievements of there race.

>>79215106
Cameron ready for action.

>>79215172
your top lad is that african bloke with a hat?

>>79215153
Why do nips even censor porn? Its like, you KNOW there is a fanny and cock there and you KNOW what a fanny and a cock look like so why censor it?

At the end of the day, people are still watching porn whether its censored or not

>>79215153
is it a nice bumhole?

currently doing a very smelly and very runny poo

>>79215211
yeah he's mental haha x

Might go disappear for a while

>>79215176
good post

>>79215055
*sends you to the gulag*
fucking racist wh*te peeplex

>>79215176
Who would be the mosley like leader

File: 1423155411161.jpg (38KB, 400x388px) Image search: [Google]

38KB, 400x388px

wish anime was real

got called a bigot by gordon brown (former prime minister of the united kingdom of great britain and northern ireland)

>>79214874
very confusing image

>>79215317
>>79215317

>>79215288
>Tfw you realise your waifu will never be real and you break down crying

>>79215230
americans set the rule years ago and they kept it around. some of them can't even wank without censors now

>>79215233
yes thankyou

File: 3EB921B500000578-4359020-On_the_road_Thom_and_Radiohead_will_kick_off_a_US_tour_Thursday_-a-10_1490759140266.jpg (112KB, 634x860px) Image search: [Google]

112KB, 634x860px

>>79214785

File: sweden houses.jpg (2MB, 3543x2362px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 3543x2362px

>>79215258
is sweden really comfy?

i feel really drawn to the baltic sea for some reason. does it all look like this.

>>79215273
tim

>>79214940
How convenient

>>79215108
congrats on spending all day, everyday here dumb cunt